Massage Parlor Reports

[Stressed Out]

I never like my Foreign Language classes from years ago. I still don't. Enough said-please I wish you lots of luck and let's move on.

Hey. Now let's not totally diss the foreign language lessons. Some of my favorite lessons in high school were french.

[Stressed Out]

To give good reports. But, you're basically seen as mahfahn here. If you don't know, ask Amy. Please report on sex for $. That's what the board is about.

SO- how's the shoulder?

BD

Hi BD. The shoulder is a lot better. Thanks for asking sir. Note to newbies. This is what contributing, posting good info and helping out gets ya. Fellow gents who give a shit about ya! Have a lot of build-up in there (can't think of the right word.) and my range of motion isn't very good in both the shoulder and neck area but at least the damage has been repaired. Was going to PT but gave it up since the cost with the bama plan is almost 70 bucks which is close to the cost of a spa visit LOL! It seems like most of the places around either have the 'not so good a massage' but good ending (most asian places) or the 'great massage' and no ending (Sawasdee in Newton). Would love to find something in the middle. Good massage and good ending. I love the Thai places but your on the hook for 80 plus 40 for just a massage.

Anyway hopefully will be able to get out more and visit some of my old haunts rather than posting about info I hear from others. I hate being the middleman! SO


yea yea thought of the word....scar tissue!

[Dayman08]

Was in the area so I decided to stop by 40 Harrison for a visit. I have only ever been to Diva, so I pressed the button and went up. At the door was Alice, who tried to rush me into diva, but I was so curious about the other shops on the floor. I walked into diva first and Alice took me right to a room. She tried to sell me a TS + 1hr for 75. But she was going to pawn me off to the other girl working (no thanks). I decided to do some window shopping.

I opened a few doors and asked who was available, nothing or nobody caught my eye. This one door. (2F?) was semi open and I made eye contact with a thin young girl with short shorts on. Asked if it was a massage place cause it looked like a kitchen and girls were eating.

Girls name was Wendy. Very bad English, but said 1hr was 60. I paid and as I did so, she said, You pay tip right? Cash only tip. First time I have been asked that, but I said of course. Room was small but comfortable. Door was shut and it had a lock. Just something I noticed.

Massage was different. Head rub to start, then she stood on my back and used her feet for a solid 25 min. Some felt good, other times it hurt, but I didn't say anything. Oh and I had a towel over me.

After that she took the towel off and VERY lightly rubbed my back, legs, and butt. That does nothing for me.

She asked me to flip and I did. She touched me and made a motion and I have her the go ahead. She said 40 for hand and no touching. Touching would have cost me extra. Said no thanks, I only brought 40. She got to work and was really into it, and decided to let me roam. Tight tight body. I finished and she cleaned me up and finished off the hour with more legs, arms an head.

Oh and she didn't use any oil until the flip.

Damage was. 6 +.4 and would repeat. She actually gave me her card with a printed phone number on it.

[Boston Guy 57]

To give good reports. But, you're basically seen as mahfahn here. If you don't know, ask Amy. Please report on sex for $. That's what the board is about.

BD

Amen BD. I go to an occasional AMP now and then but don't post about it here as I feel others have a lot more detailed info to offer. That being said I can honestly say that I don't give a rat's ass about Korean vs. Chinese vs. Thai or whatever. Asian women in the sex business lie quite a bit about their heritage and always have. The best HR I've received in the recent past was from a "Thai" girl at the place on Washington St. In Newton. The place above the Ballet School.

[Dh1610]

I never like my Foreign Language classes from years ago. I still don't. Enough said-please I wish you lots of luck and let's move on.

Bill, my visit may have seemed longer to me (because they ignored me, making me take the initiative,) but it was only a mere five or perhaps six minutes. Perhaps a few minutes more than normal, but again, I was waiting for something to happen. I didn't just want to bail. I had hope that they might warm up and gently tested them, which was my main purpose anyway. I did have moneyy on me and was prepared to be talked into something, but was mostly there for a recon, but in no way did I feel like I was being antagonizing or a jerk etc.

I didn't purposely want to just go in, hand over some dough, be led into a room by a random girl. That can be done anytime, anyplace. This was their grand opening and I wanted to wing it or have them wing it. Thanks for your understanding.

As for the Mandarin transliteration, I was slightly off and have checked it out today with Amy from Balance and Healing and "crazy" or the "stupid- type of crazy" not psychotic crazy, or mental hospital type crazy, more of a "weird or odd" "crazy" is: "Tzen-Gene, Bean."

She is a friend and wouldn't lead me astray. I often listen to her talk on the phone when we hang out and she has taught me a lot. This is how I know Chinese when I hear it and thouse ladies were speaking only Chinese to eachother in that make shift breakroom.

The first two words are said together quickly and in succession and goes like this: The "Tz" sound (tounge pressed in back of middle of front two upper teeth, with an exhale of breath,) combined immediately with the "en" sound of the word "send", immediately flowing right into "Gene", pronounced like the man's name. Then a slight pause, and the word "Bean", pretty much pronounced similar to the english word "bean" except the "eann" part is held 2 seconds longer, drawn out to the final "and" sound. So it goes like this,"TTTTzzzzen-Gene, (pause half second) , Beeeeaaaan."

Todays Mandarin lesson braught to you courtesy of Amy, formerly of WW, Jasmine, and now Balance and Healing, who by the way had an interest in this new place, and doubted they were Korean too. And asshole BTW is "Yuan Bah Dett." Yuan like the spanish man's name, Baaah as in what a sheep does, and dett as like a debt, money you owe. So, again "Yuan Bah Dett," all you a holes. Not you Bill, or Pilrgim and a few others. You guys get it.

[BigDog001]

Bill, my visit may have seemed longer to me (because they ignored me, making me take the initiative,) but it was only a mere five or perhaps six minutes. Perhaps a few minutes more than normal, but again, I was waiting for something to happen. I didn't just want to bail. I had hope that they might warm up and gently tested them, which was my main purpose anyway. I did have moneyy on me and was prepared to be talked into something, but was mostly there for a recon, but in no way did I feel like I was being antagonizing or a jerk etc.

I didn't purposely want to just go in, hand over some dough, be led into a room by a random girl. That can be done anytime, anyplace. This was their grand opening and I wanted to wing it or have them wing it. Thanks for your understanding.

As for the Mandarin transliteration, I was slightly off and have checked it out today with Amy from Balance and Healing and "crazy" or the "stupid- type of crazy" not psychotic crazy, or mental hospital type crazy, more of a "weird or odd" "crazy" is: "Tzen-Gene, Bean."

She is a friend and wouldn't lead me astray. I often listen to her talk on the phone when we hang out and she has taught me a lot. This is how I know Chinese when I hear it and thouse ladies were speaking only Chinese to eachother in that make shift breakroom.

The first two words are said together quickly and in succession and goes like this: The "Tz" sound (tounge pressed in back of middle of front two upper teeth, with an exhale of breath,) combined immediately with the "en" sound of the word "send", immediately flowing right into "Gene", pronounced like the man's name. Then a slight pause, and the word "Bean", pretty much pronounced similar to the english word "bean" except the "eann" part is held 2 seconds longer, drawn out to the final "and" sound. So it goes like this,"TTTTzzzzen-Gene, (pause half second) , Beeeeaaaan."

Todays Mandarin lesson braught to you courtesy of Amy, formerly of WW, Jasmine, and now Balance and Healing, who by the way had an interest in this new place, and doubted they were Korean too. And asshole BTW is "Yuan Bah Dett." Yuan like the spanish man's name, Baaah as in what a sheep does, and dett as like a debt, money you owe. So, again "Yuan Bah Dett," all you a holes. Not you Bill, or Pilrgim and a few others. You guys get it.

To give good reports. But, you're basically seen as mahfahn here. If you don't know, ask Amy. Please report on sex for $. That's what the board is about.

SO- how's the shoulder?

BD

[Stressed Out]

As for the Mandarin transliteration, I was slightly off and have checked it out today with Amy from Balance and Healing and "crazy" or the "stupid- type of crazy" not psychotic crazy, or mental hospital type crazy, more of a "weird or odd" "crazy" is: "Tzen-Gene, Bean."

She is a friend and wouldn't lead me astray. I often listen to her talk on the phone when we hang out and she has taught me a lot. This is how I know Chinese when I hear it and thouse ladies were speaking only Chinese to eachother in that make shift breakroom.

The first two words are said together quickly and in succession and goes like this: The "Tz" sound (tounge pressed in back of middle of front two upper teeth, with an exhale of breath,) combined immediately with the "en" sound of the word "send", immediately flowing right into "Gene", pronounced like the man's name. Then a slight pause, and the word "Bean", pretty much pronounced similar to the english word "bean" except the "eann" part is held 2 seconds longer, drawn out to the final "and" sound. So it goes like this,"TTTTzzzzen-Gene, (pause half second) , Beeeeaaaan."

Todays Mandarin lesson braught to you courtesy of Amy, formerly of WW, Jasmine, and now Balance and Healing, who by the way had an interest in this new place, and doubted they were Korean too. And asshole BTW is "Yuan Bah Dett." Yuan like the spanish man's name, Baaah as in what a sheep does, and dett as like a debt, money you owe. So, again "Yuan Bah Dett," all you a holes. Not you Bill, or Pilrgim and a few others. You guys get it.

While I won't get into the Korean / Chinese debate I will add that Amy is an absolute sweetheart and I have enjoyed her at her new place.

[Momo2]

Big banner outside says 20% discount. I used to frequest LY several years back. I liked the shower and I knew the ladies and what I was going to get. Then new mangement came in and things got spotty. Well Erica is still the hot young lady that runs things. But I do not think she takes care of clients. She remembered me and welcomed me back and said that with the discount I only had to pay $ 39. 00 but if I wanted the table shower that would be another $20 I decided to go for it all. She told me that Cindy (older side of 40) would give me a shower and someone else would take care of me. Well good because Cindy was pleasant and nice enough but she was just not a hottie. The shower was nice but all I got was clean. So skip this part.

I was greeted by Becky at the massage room. She was a 20 something, slim with long hair and a pretty face. She mentioned that she used to work at another MP on South Street close to the center. She gives a very nice soft massage (I asked for medium) but she was not having any of my roaming hands. I knew this was not going to end good. I decided to take it for what it was, a nice relaxing massage. At the flip, I received a nice face and scalp massage. I did not want to take my dissapointment out on her I did give it one more shot and I tried to quietly plead for a turn of events but she said something about the owner would fire her if she found out. She finished with several hot towel cleanups. I left her a $20 tip because thats what I figured she earned

Will not repeat. If any one can get some here, I would like to hear about it.

[Yello Tail]

Buffet, Just found an ad for a Korean place:

http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut...age25/22873844

You better head right over and check it out. The service you provide us is invaluable, keep up the good work!

Someone should write an app for that, then we'd all be able to know who is pretending to be Korean.

Personally, with the exception of the Providence spas, I have had much better times in the Chinese places versus the few true Korean places in the greater Boston area.

[Member #4868]

Buffet, Just found an ad for a Korean place:

http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut...age25/22873844

You better head right over and check it out. The service you provide us is invaluable, keep up the good work!

[Member #4868]

Can anyone point me to where the girls, particularly Ginny, from here ended up? Were on High street and then Salem st I believe. Thanks in advance.

[Stressed Out]

Hello everyone, first time poster but I have browsed for information and figured I should give back. Additionally if anyone has any information about places that offer things outside of HE, such as CBJ, I would appreciate the info, as I have not been able to find many!

Lan Lan Massage. Watertown, MA: Consistent, decent AMP. Seems to be run by two older ladies, Judia (Judy) and Eileen (Ellen). Both look decent, but are clearly mid 40s. Clean, two family house in Watertown Sq. Near the VW and Toyota Dealerships, and the Motel 8. Judia gives the better massage of the two (if you ask for hard she will walk on your back, yay!) but Eileen has a better finish. Apparently there is a third girl there (Ling) but in my many times going, I have never seen her. No negotiating in this place, they will touch and ask if it is OK, and if yes, away you go, no discussion of price ever, but also no extras and no removal of clothes. OTC touching is OK but you can tell they are a bit uncomfortable about it. I usually leave a standard tip and always get a smile.

Orchid Spa. Watertown, MA: A little dingy and open ceilings. Some people have been lucky here, I have not after going twice. Had a pretty, mid-20s girl both times (LuLu?) who gave an "OK" massage and some light teasing, but was totally distracting as she kept asking how to order items off of the McDonalds dessert menu. Seriously. She would also sing during the massage, which was cute. Probably won't go back.

Oriental Jade Spa. Waltham, MA. : Conveniently located above a DD in an office building. Seen two women work here, both on the older side. Both times I came here the provider, who's name is escaping me, was sick and coughing, which was a bit gross and distracting. Light negotiating for HE and no indication of extra services. Mediocre massage with no teasing, no touching and an uninspired finish. Might have been their cold. Standard tip was cool and off I went.

Sawasdee Thai Massage. Newton, MA: Came here twice, both times have struck out, although I am certain with enough time or money you could negotiate something. I saw Maylin once, who was incredibly hot, but gave no signs of anything extra. Somewhat decent technique and stretching, but for $80 would rather spend my money elsewhere. Nadia gave a really good massage, and was very sweet. After the hour she had me flipped at full attention and said something to the effect of "well work something out next time" and ended it there, but at the prices they charge I am not sure I am willing to go back. The big bonus here is the girls are all mid-20s and very attractive. If you have money and time to burn this may be worth it.

Art of Thai Bodywork. Malden, MA: Been here twice and had a OK experience both times. Like other Thai places, the fee of entry is $80. Located in a medical building with a bunch of other professional offices, and oddly enough, a school. They used to have a huge parking lot in back but most of it is reserved now. Lots of parking on the side streets, though. Once you enter there are usually 2-3 mid-20s, gorgeous girls hanging out. One TS as well. I had two different girls here, both very attractive."So-So" massage, and at the end they will ask if you want anything else, it becomes a bit awkward here because they act like the shy girlfriend in HS and I almost felt bad / guilty asking. Uninspired finish, no touching, and awkward small talk the entire time etc. Although I hear the TS may offer a bit more.

Jolin's Thai Bodywork. Framingham, MA: Go here if you are in the mood for something different. Massage is mediocre and at sometimes non-existant. However, everything is on the table, bring your own cover, which I have not tried.

Jolin's Thai Bodywork. Boston, MA: Same sort of deal as above but the girls are a bit more attractive. They are also a bit more cautious. One time I struck out completely and the other was a rushed finish.

Great way to start out your posting here! A couple of notes / questions to add. Hadn't heard of Lan Lan in Watertown and I didn't see it on BP. Wonder if you have contact info you could share. Thanks.

Orchid Spa. Yea I've been there a few times and I was wrapped up tighter than a mummy. Nothing was doing at all!

Oriental Jade seems to be all over the map as far as offerings. They are connected with 21 School St in Quincy. I haven't been in awhile but my reporters reported that they received anything from a nice massage, tease, utc and HJ from 'Casey' to a great massage and HJ (no touching whatever though) from a Bobbi. And one girl (who was at 21 for awhile) named Cindy provided BBBJ and FIV. Again these reports are a few months old so the girls might have left or rotate to 21 School.

And yes the place in Newton has very beautiful girls who give great legit massages. I encourage everyone to give it a try if they can. Just relax and know nothing will happen extra and you will enjoy.

Jolin's palces have been talked about ad nauseum. Some of tghem give great Thai massages and as you noted some don't. There are some really cute girls there and some not so much and as you said the menu runs from simple to the complex.

[Member #5637]

Bill, my visit may have seemed longer to me (because they ignored me, making me take the initiative,) but it was only a mere five or perhaps six minutes. Perhaps a few minutes more than normal, but again, I was waiting for something to happen. I didn't just want to bail. I had hope that they might warm up and gently tested them, which was my main purpose anyway. I did have moneyy on me and was prepared to be talked into something, but was mostly there for a recon, but in no way did I feel like I was being antagonizing or a jerk etc.

I didn't purposely want to just go in, hand over some dough, be led into a room by a random girl. That can be done anytime, anyplace. This was their grand opening and I wanted to wing it or have them wing it. Thanks for your understanding.

As for the Mandarin transliteration, I was slightly off and have checked it out today with Amy from Balance and Healing and "crazy" or the "stupid- type of crazy" not psychotic crazy, or mental hospital type crazy, more of a "weird or odd" "crazy" is: "Tzen-Gene, Bean."

She is a friend and wouldn't lead me astray. I often listen to her talk on the phone when we hang out and she has taught me a lot. This is how I know Chinese when I hear it and thouse ladies were speaking only Chinese to eachother in that make shift breakroom.

The first two words are said together quickly and in succession and goes like this: The "Tz" sound (tounge pressed in back of middle of front two upper teeth, with an exhale of breath,) combined immediately with the "en" sound of the word "send", immediately flowing right into "Gene", pronounced like the man's name. Then a slight pause, and the word "Bean", pretty much pronounced similar to the english word "bean" except the "eann" part is held 2 seconds longer, drawn out to the final "and" sound. So it goes like this,"TTTTzzzzen-Gene, (pause half second), Beeeeaaaan."

Todays Mandarin lesson braught to you courtesy of Amy, formerly of WW, Jasmine, and now Balance and Healing, who by the way had an interest in this new place, and doubted they were Korean too. And asshole BTW is "Yuan Bah Dett." Yuan like the spanish man's name, Baaah as in what a sheep does, and dett as like a debt, money you owe. So, again "Yuan Bah Dett," all you a holes. Not you Bill, or Pilrgim and a few others. You guys get it.

[BigBadDog69]

Charles, excellent review and post! New guys, this is how it's done. I may have to try this place. Thanks and welcome.

BB

This is a great review. I have been to see Jessica and she gives a great all around service with a few tricks.

[FunBill]

Just a couple of points.

You don't look anything like LE? I would imagine that's one of the primary objectives of an undercover officer. It doesn't matter what you loo like, you could still be LE. What does LE look like?

Just because they understand Chinese doesn't make them Korean. You understand Chinese, are you Chinese?

I have to say that while you didn't appear to do anything wrong, I can see how your behaviour might be alarming to them. They just opened and there is someone asking questions and poking around. I've not been in the game for very long but I have never acted like that, not have I witnessed anyone else acting like that. I'm not saying you're in the wrong, I'm just saying from my perspective it seemed a little odd.

Peace, Bill.

Had this place been an already established veteran spa with lines out the door, a strong repeating clientele, multiple rotations of masseuses, banking large sums, then I would have understood their care less attitude. Wouldn't even write about a visit if those were the facts. Places like that exist and the ladies are jaded and sometimes don't want to help a newbie or make any effort unless money is presented quickly, and I get that, but this wasn't the case, in fact it was the opposite.

These ladies should have been hungry and should have responded like someone who was hungry, hustle to some degree anyway. They needed the etiquette, not me. Any sort of luring behavior, smile, or a question by them about me, might have made me change my mind. They didn't need to roll out a red carpet for me, I know not to expect something silly like that, and I almost certainly didn't expect concierge treatment there or any spa, never have or will, but when this was their "Grand Opening," in fact it was the first weekend of the first full month that they would be in business, during this grand opening, (so essentially a huge weekend expectation one would feel from their point of view to make money,) it is a reasonable expectation I believe, that they should hustle a little or even a lot depending on the case, and put on some sort of act to each and every person who enters the spa daily until they are established. And I bet that number is few too. They can't afford to lose a customer at this stage of their development from the few who even do show up. It is their loss, as I can now spend my money elsewhere, or even not at all.

They had placed ads on CL and BP for a few days prior, modified them a bit, then again changed and lowered the price ten dollars, all tactics, I would assume that were done to draw a customer, any customer. So, you know that they wanted many people to show. Any schmuck with some dough in his pocket, whether they like him or not, whether he was nice or not, or neutral was what they should have after. Attendance, shear numbers was key at this stage, not the personalities of attendees. So, when they got a prospective one (me) , they blew it by being passive, by being unfriendly and standoffish, by not acting or hustling. I look nothing like LE, you will just have to give me that, and even though I annnounced that I would not stay this time, somewhere in there I said I would come back at night time because that was my preferred time for a massage.

I was not unfriendly or scary in any way or an a hole I do not feel, and you are just going to have to accept that without knowing the facts firsthand, but it was just this lack of any degree of effort that the three of them showed that prompted me to write a bad review, or to not go back despite saying I would. I was a wiseass at the end when I caught them understanding Chinese and trapped them on it. They are not Korean!

They're the one's that needed to "loosen up", not me. I saw their multiple- varied ads, referenced them and came. I had over two hundred on me. I was ready to be conned, swindled and manipilated, separated from my money, (if the deal was good and that I guage by the reception,) yet they wanted to be lazy, and overly cautious. I don't doubt others' stories of a warm reception despite the fact that they too declined to stay, in fact that was all I was looking and hoping for, so since I can believe you, it's only fair I contend, you believe my result. I am open minded so maybe some others will do a recon and provide their story and get to the bottom of this "we're Korean" assertion when I argue it is just a marketing ploy that won't work and they are in fact just another run of the mill group of fake Chinese ladies, without much personality seeking easy cash.