Massage Parlor Reports

[ElBango]

Hadn't been to this place in a while since the lady who gave the Saran Wrap BJ's disappeared and then I kept getting some bloody ugly providers a few times in a row.

But, thought I'd venture back a couple months ago, and glad I did.

Found this playful one in her early 40's named wendy. Good body, decent face, fun attitude. If you bring your own codom she'll give you the FS for a. 6 tip, and even put it on with her mouth. The Girl does seem to like to fuck. Likes to be picked up and rammed up against the wall, then flipped over the table and done doggy style (or maybe it's because I like it and she just gets into it). She works Tues. Fri. Got her cell phone number, but, I haven't made an appointment off hours yet.

Thought I'd try the place on a Friday when she wouldn't be working and found Judy. Another thin one in her 40's. Not quite as nice face as Wendy, but, has some fantastic nipples. At any rate, paid the. 4 for the half hour, and eventually she proceed to do all the ass play and such. Asks me what I want, make the gesture for FS, she asks if I have condom. Yup. Eventually land on. 7 tip. She undresses, we start in Mish, pick her up do it aginst the wall a bit, bend her over the table finish in doggie. She doesn't seem as excited as Wendy, but, perhaps Wendy's just a better actrice. Nonetheless, worth the. 7.

If you do go to this place be sure to bring your rubbers. They don't have any themselves and won't offer FS without the cover.

[Spongee62]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...786678082.html

Just cruising the ads I noticed an ad for a place in Monterey Park. Pretty much in my backyard and for 30 dollars for an hour of body massage, I decided,"what the hell?". Absolutely no expectations at all. I go in and see this older woman and hoped for somebody else. Well you know the rest of the story. The person who welcomed me was my provider. The rooms are private but no doors. They have curtains. Got a very decent massage. They use oil / lotion and when they are done, they get a hot towel to wipe off the residue, which is nice. Flip. Towel covering the privates but that got brushed aside after a while and out of the blue she points and makes the HJ motion. I nod yes and got a better than average HJ. I was somewhat shocked it happened but who am I to complain. LOL.

The massage was well worth the 30 (got a FULL hour) and to test reactions, I gave her 30 to see if that elicited a bad reaction. She seemed quite happy with it.

The lady is fat, not very attractive but she has strong hands .60 total.

As it seems with all these massage places in the SGV YMMV.

[Dirty Old Guy]

Pc,

Thanks, I'll be posting my AMP results from the trip. San Diego, LA / IE and Vegas, look for them in the upcoming few weeks. I'll also post my USGA index, but who cares about a +4 when we are talking about pussy.

Round table sounds good, bud.

Dirty

What can you do DOG LOL. Anyhow I hope your Vegas thing works out well. Perhaps we can do a round table next time your around.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Pc,

Damn, talk about inflation. When I was in Nam (66-71) you could get all the "ANY-somethings" you wanted for 20 MPC (Military Payment Currency) which was about 3 bucks, and a pack of Marlboros. Viet girls CAN fuck! .

Dirty.

What can you do DOG LOL. Anyhow I hope your Vegas thing works out well. Perhaps we can do a round table next time your around.

PC out

[Dirty Old Guy]

Pc,

Damn, talk about inflation. When I was in Nam (66-71) you could get all the "ANY-somethings" you wanted for 20 MPC (Military Payment Currency) which was about 3 bucks, and a pack of Marlboros. Viet girls CAN fuck!

Dirty.

Just back from all the 20 something Viet girls you can handle take out for $80 per order. Eat your hearts out LOL.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Just back from all the 20 something Viet girls you can handle take out for $80 per order. Eat your hearts out LOL.

PC out

[Dildo Baggens]

I got three words for you Camel. Sur la Table. A real cornucopia of bags an attachments and high end culinary concoctions all under one roof! They may even have rubber sheets too! On second thought, maybe those were plastic table cloths.

Bon Appetite!

Baggens.

Baggens,

Please advise your favorite spots for purchasing frosted baked goods?

Actually, I'll be spending about a week with my no. 1 Tijuana chica this month (now that's some hot latina spinner for ya) , and I'm thinking one of those devices you've now so sexualized loaded with a litre of the most que rico buttercream could take us to the next level in our already crazy successful pursuit of the oral arts. Belt busting mamada is the kind of mixed blessing that I always find myself chasing down.

[Dildo Baggens]

It is "V", so when you mean terrible service is it attitude, ugliness or lack of extras? I was there around 9pm a couple weeks back and was offered the full menu. It wasn't the best I ever had, but certainly wasn't disappointing. My provider was nice and pleasant. Certainly not a knock out in looks, (6-8) early 30's Asian, (sorry can't recall her name) , who was accommodating. The one thing I liked was after my gland was purged of its' evil fluids, she finished up the massage for the remainder of the hour.

Maybe you've had bad luck.

Baggens.

The bubbles liquor side or the other side? Cause if it's V, I've always had terrible service.

[The Camel]

Got off work early yesterday and decided to venture out of my comfort zone and tried a new place on Valley blvd, in the area of La Puente\ COI. It's adjacent to what looks like a sign company, in a gated parking area. They advertise both Asian and Latina.

Walked in and asked for 1\2 hour, gave forty to the MMS. As soon as I was lead in to the cubical, I knew this was full service just by the "stripper" music coming out of the Boom box by the massage table, plus there was no face cut out on the table, which is another tell tale sign. Moments later, In walks Liz, an early 30ish something Latina. Not fat, but big boned and very large breasts.

Now many of you know, I prefer the small, petite spinner types, however Liz was very sweet, cordial and smelled good too. She had a very nice firm round ass as well, so why not.

My main complaint with 1\2 hour sessions is it always feels like a rush job; Five minutes of soft massage and a little ass tease just doesn't get my 50ish libido out of the starting gate, so on the flip I had to give some direction on how to coax little junior out of hibernation, usually by dressing him up in his favorite latex swimsuit and then a little plunge into the whirlpool bath does the trick. After about 5min of your average slurp session, Being in a Burger King kind of mood, I decided to have it my way and tap that nice ass of hers doggy for the rest of the time. Glad I did too. She really was above average in this position, was totally getting into it. Squeezing it in such a way that was reminiscent of a pastry chef applying pressure to an Icing bag while meticulously controlling the flow of the frosting and simultaneously sucking the shit out of my right thumb as though something icy sweet had magically enveloped my digit. It really made for quite a pleasurable ride.

Anyway, Not sure If I'll go back, partially due to the location and the fact there really is no good massage to be had there. If you're really into this type of Latina provider, then I recommend this place. Attitude was good and no up sell.

Baggens

Baggens,

Please advise your favorite spots for purchasing frosted baked goods?

Actually, I'll be spending about a week with my no. 1 Tijuana chica this month (now that's some hot latina spinner for ya) , and I'm thinking one of those devices you've now so sexualized loaded with a litre of the most que rico buttercream could take us to the next level in our already crazy successful pursuit of the oral arts. Belt busting mamada is the kind of mixed blessing that I always find myself chasing down.

[KingOfFighters]

Kajjis,

If you just go west past the Mc Donalds, where Bubbles liquors resides, there's a place a few doors down where everything can be had by decent looking. 30 something Asians. 50$ for the hour. I was just there less than 2 weeks ago and got everything I needed.

Baggens.

The bubbles liquor side or the other side? Cause if it's V, I've always had terrible service.

[Dildo Baggens]

Got off work early yesterday and decided to venture out of my comfort zone and tried a new place on Valley blvd, in the area of La Puente\ COI. It's adjacent to what looks like a sign company, in a gated parking area. They advertise both Asian and Latina.

Walked in and asked for 1\2 hour, gave forty to the MMS. As soon as I was lead in to the cubical, I knew this was full service just by the "stripper" music coming out of the Boom box by the massage table, plus there was no face cut out on the table, which is another tell tale sign. Moments later, In walks Liz, an early 30ish something Latina. Not fat, but big boned and very large breasts.

Now many of you know, I prefer the small, petite spinner types, however Liz was very sweet, cordial and smelled good too. She had a very nice firm round ass as well, so why not.

My main complaint with 1\2 hour sessions is it always feels like a rush job; Five minutes of soft massage and a little ass tease just doesn't get my 50ish libido out of the starting gate, so on the flip I had to give some direction on how to coax little junior out of hibernation, usually by dressing him up in his favorite latex swimsuit and then a little plunge into the whirlpool bath does the trick. After about 5min of your average slurp session, Being in a Burger King kind of mood, I decided to have it my way and tap that nice ass of hers doggy for the rest of the time. Glad I did too. She really was above average in this position, was totally getting into it. Squeezing it in such a way that was reminiscent of a pastry chef applying pressure to an Icing bag while meticulously controlling the flow of the frosting and simultaneously sucking the shit out of my right thumb as though something icy sweet had magically enveloped my digit. It really made for quite a pleasurable ride.

Anyway, Not sure If I'll go back, partially due to the location and the fact there really is no good massage to be had there. If you're really into this type of Latina provider, then I recommend this place. Attitude was good and no up sell.

Baggens

[Dildo Baggens]

Kajjis,

If you just go west past the Mc Donalds, where Bubbles liquors resides, there's a place a few doors down where everything can be had by decent looking. 30 something Asians. 50$ for the hour. I was just there less than 2 weeks ago and got everything I needed.

Baggens.

I tried my luck in Hacienda and Gale with the group of shops where Green and Hacienda Jenny once been year and some change ago. Yuan something, the 4th shop in the strip opened to beast of an old Chinese lady pushing for her friend. The stupid got the better of me I assumed this place would be dry by this greeting, massage wasn't half bad but I was correct nothing. Looks like that strip no good. Still looking for a half decent massage and a FE follow through. Nothing yet.

[Kajispam]

Thanks, how much difference a typo makes, it should be a 'decent massage and a FS follow through." Had the experience years ago, sadly it all went away.

I know it's about the hunt and the unknown, but the valley is full of shops and aamps just waiting and willing for your visit. If you really want to be an explorer try BP. Then you really never know what you'll get.

Regardless, happy hunting and keep doing the Magellian.

http://www.google.com/search?site=&s...0j3j4.7.0.chyp%2Ca%3D1%2Cb%3D100%2Cn%3D5%2Ct%3D2%2Cr%3D15%2Crequest_latlng%3Dtrue%2Cbase_dedup%3Dfalse. 0.0. 1c. 1.11. Mobile-gws-hp. BdhskgFInC8#itp=open5.

I'm with you on that.

[Christophe1]

Nothing yet.

I know it's about the hunt and the unknown, but the valley is full of shops and aamps just waiting and willing for your visit. If you really want to be an explorer try BP. Then you really never know what you'll get.

Regardless, happy hunting and keep doing the Magellian.
http://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=bH2BUa2OMo6UjALF9oCoBA&q=magellian&oq=magellian&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3..0i10l5.3904.11150.0.13567.9.9.0.0.0.0.287.1563.0j3j4.7.0.chyp%2Ca%3D1%2Cb%3D100%2Cn%3D5%2Ct%3D2%2Cr%3D15%2Crequest_latlng%3Dtrue%2Cbase_dedup%3Dfalse..0.0...1c.1.11.mobile-gws-hp.bdhskgFInC8#itp=open5

I'm with you on that.

[Kajispam]

I tried my luck in Hacienda and Gale with the group of shops where Green and Hacienda Jenny once been year and some change ago. Yuan something, the 4th shop in the strip opened to beast of an old Chinese lady pushing for her friend. The stupid got the better of me I assumed this place would be dry by this greeting, massage wasn't half bad but I was correct nothing. Looks like that strip no good. Still looking for a half decent massage and a FE follow through. Nothing yet.