Massage Parlor Reports

[OldBill]

With all the reviews on Jenny, that happens often. With her rep, she is often on her 4th customer when others have only one. I think the bums rush ploy is to get you next door before you ask for Jenny or see her in the back room. It's sometimes amusing to watch the girls come barreling down the hallway to greet a customer before he can get both feet in the doorway. When I see that, the words that come to mind are "Tally Ho!"

But, I heard some guy out in the hallway asking for 'Jenny'. Like seriously not taking no for an answer. Thing is, it's clear he's never had Jenny before, let alone even seen her. He keeps saying 'I keep hearing good things about Jenny, I really want to have her'. Keeps going on and on, getting louder, kind of arguing with the two girls in the hallway (and near my curtain). Thankfully, he eventually left.

I hope this guy wasn't any of the noobie members here? If so. Not cool man!

[ElBango]

Hadn't been back here for quite a long time but after reading your report I stopped by. Wendy was just as ElBango described (she would only go down to. 7 for me causing me to overpay LOL).

Depending on the day, Pizza has been pretty busy. Last week when I stopped by there were at least 4 other connoissuers with one expressing his satisfaction with the menu pretty loudly lol.[/QUOTE]Hey! Don't you guys start over paying these girls! If my costs suddenly start going up, I'll be none too happy!

Actually went back here again today. Some girl I hadn't tried by the name of 'Apple' or 'April'. At any rate, anoter girl who will give the FS for a. 6 tip. Though she insists that lowest she goes is. 8 but. Since today she was feeling in good mood and decided to give it for. 6, next time. 8. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Ok.

Again, friendly reminder don't you mongers go over paying and drive those prices up.

In terms of looks. This girl was a little more homely. Little older, etc. Kind of like that Shirley girl from the other medical building (on Valley Blvd).

Oh. And funny story about Pizza. I usually don't go there any more since it's like I've entered a bloody shark tank the moment I walk through the door. Don't even get a chance to see who's working, as I don't even get to enter the door as somone has already come running out asking 'Massage? Come. Over here'.

At any rate, I was out getting into my cups and thought I'd end the night with a HE. Unfortunately most places close by 10. At least Pizza place does keep serving late.

Well, the girl I had was nothing memorable. Just getting my rub and tug. But, I heard some guy out in the hallway asking for 'Jenny'. Like seriously not taking no for an answer. Thing is, it's clear he's never had Jenny before, let alone even seen her. He keeps saying 'I keep hearing good things about Jenny, I really want to have her'. Keeps going on and on, getting louder, kind of arguing with the two girls in the hallway (and near my curtain). Thankfully, he eventually left.

I hope this guy wasn't any of the noobie members here? If so. Not cool man!

[Lurking Fan]

Hadn't been to this place in a while.

Hadn't been back here for quite a long time but after reading your report I stopped by. Wendy was just as ElBango described (she would only go down to. 7 for me causing me to overpay LOL).

Depending on the day, Pizza has been pretty busy. Last week when I stopped by there were at least 4 other connoissuers with one expressing his satisfaction with the menu pretty loudly lol.

[Kajispam]

Wonder if this is the same Sugar who worked there previously in 2010-2011? Was she tall (about 5-7) and slender?

And rock hard implants.

[BuddhaHead]

.On the way out, saw another hot Kgirl named Sugar and mms said she only works with appointments. Will try her next time.

Wonder if this is the same Sugar who worked there previously in 2010-2011? Was she tall (about 5-7) and slender?

[Mphelper909]

Hadn't been to this place in a while since the lady who gave the Saran Wrap BJ's disappeared and then I kept getting some bloody ugly providers a few times in a row.

But, thought I'd venture back a couple months ago, and glad I did.

Found this playful one in her early 40's named wendy. Good body, decent face, fun attitude. If you bring your own codom she'll give you the FS for a. 6 tip, and even put it on with her mouth. The Girl does seem to like to fuck. Likes to be picked up and rammed up against the wall, then flipped over the table and done doggy style (or maybe it's because I like it and she just gets into it). She works Tues. Fri. Got her cell phone number, but, I haven't made an appointment off hours yet.

Thought I'd try the place on a Friday when she wouldn't be working and found Judy. Another thin one in her 40's. Not quite as nice face as Wendy, but, has some fantastic nipples. At any rate, paid the. 4 for the half hour, and eventually she proceed to do all the ass play and such. Asks me what I want, make the gesture for FS, she asks if I have condom. Yup. Eventually land on. 7 tip. She undresses, we start in Mish, pick her up do it aginst the wall a bit, bend her over the table finish in doggie. She doesn't seem as excited as Wendy, but, perhaps Wendy's just a better actrice. Nonetheless, worth the. 7.

If you do go to this place be sure to bring your rubbers. They don't have any themselves and won't offer FS without the cover.

Can you please I'm me the location and number?

[Huumm]

Been hearing / reading about this place for a long time and finally I was able to visit this place last weekend. WOW. The K girl was so so friendly. She started talking to me like an old friend that we haven't met for a long time. Took me to the shower room, touched me everywhere. Came back to the massage room which I got a bit cold from the shower and the fan in a little room. She started the massage which was decent for 5 minutes. I was enjoying the massage so I didn't make any move and kinda waiting for the flip but she took my hands and put them in her butt. At that time, I could not control and forgot about the massage. During the whole session, she never mentioned about the $ which made me surprised. She is actually pretty good at English unlike some of the reports I read. I had a great time and hope this one stays for a long time. If I had to rate, face: 6, body: 8, attitude: 10. On the way out, saw another hot Kgirl named Sugar and mms said she only works with appointments. Will try her next time.

[ElBango]

Hadn't been to this place in a while since the lady who gave the Saran Wrap BJ's disappeared and then I kept getting some bloody ugly providers a few times in a row.

But, thought I'd venture back a couple months ago, and glad I did.

Found this playful one in her early 40's named wendy. Good body, decent face, fun attitude. If you bring your own codom she'll give you the FS for a. 6 tip, and even put it on with her mouth. The Girl does seem to like to fuck. Likes to be picked up and rammed up against the wall, then flipped over the table and done doggy style (or maybe it's because I like it and she just gets into it). She works Tues. Fri. Got her cell phone number, but, I haven't made an appointment off hours yet.

Thought I'd try the place on a Friday when she wouldn't be working and found Judy. Another thin one in her 40's. Not quite as nice face as Wendy, but, has some fantastic nipples. At any rate, paid the. 4 for the half hour, and eventually she proceed to do all the ass play and such. Asks me what I want, make the gesture for FS, she asks if I have condom. Yup. Eventually land on. 7 tip. She undresses, we start in Mish, pick her up do it aginst the wall a bit, bend her over the table finish in doggie. She doesn't seem as excited as Wendy, but, perhaps Wendy's just a better actrice. Nonetheless, worth the. 7.

If you do go to this place be sure to bring your rubbers. They don't have any themselves and won't offer FS without the cover.

[Spongee62]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...786678082.html

Just cruising the ads I noticed an ad for a place in Monterey Park. Pretty much in my backyard and for 30 dollars for an hour of body massage, I decided,"what the hell?". Absolutely no expectations at all. I go in and see this older woman and hoped for somebody else. Well you know the rest of the story. The person who welcomed me was my provider. The rooms are private but no doors. They have curtains. Got a very decent massage. They use oil / lotion and when they are done, they get a hot towel to wipe off the residue, which is nice. Flip. Towel covering the privates but that got brushed aside after a while and out of the blue she points and makes the HJ motion. I nod yes and got a better than average HJ. I was somewhat shocked it happened but who am I to complain. LOL.

The massage was well worth the 30 (got a FULL hour) and to test reactions, I gave her 30 to see if that elicited a bad reaction. She seemed quite happy with it.

The lady is fat, not very attractive but she has strong hands .60 total.

As it seems with all these massage places in the SGV YMMV.

[Dirty Old Guy]

Pc,

Thanks, I'll be posting my AMP results from the trip. San Diego, LA / IE and Vegas, look for them in the upcoming few weeks. I'll also post my USGA index, but who cares about a +4 when we are talking about pussy.

Round table sounds good, bud.

Dirty

What can you do DOG LOL. Anyhow I hope your Vegas thing works out well. Perhaps we can do a round table next time your around.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Pc,

Damn, talk about inflation. When I was in Nam (66-71) you could get all the "ANY-somethings" you wanted for 20 MPC (Military Payment Currency) which was about 3 bucks, and a pack of Marlboros. Viet girls CAN fuck! .

Dirty.

What can you do DOG LOL. Anyhow I hope your Vegas thing works out well. Perhaps we can do a round table next time your around.

PC out

[Dirty Old Guy]

Pc,

Damn, talk about inflation. When I was in Nam (66-71) you could get all the "ANY-somethings" you wanted for 20 MPC (Military Payment Currency) which was about 3 bucks, and a pack of Marlboros. Viet girls CAN fuck!

Dirty.

Just back from all the 20 something Viet girls you can handle take out for $80 per order. Eat your hearts out LOL.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Just back from all the 20 something Viet girls you can handle take out for $80 per order. Eat your hearts out LOL.

PC out

[Dildo Baggens]

I got three words for you Camel. Sur la Table. A real cornucopia of bags an attachments and high end culinary concoctions all under one roof! They may even have rubber sheets too! On second thought, maybe those were plastic table cloths.

Bon Appetite!

Baggens.

Baggens,

Please advise your favorite spots for purchasing frosted baked goods?

Actually, I'll be spending about a week with my no. 1 Tijuana chica this month (now that's some hot latina spinner for ya) , and I'm thinking one of those devices you've now so sexualized loaded with a litre of the most que rico buttercream could take us to the next level in our already crazy successful pursuit of the oral arts. Belt busting mamada is the kind of mixed blessing that I always find myself chasing down.

[Dildo Baggens]

It is "V", so when you mean terrible service is it attitude, ugliness or lack of extras? I was there around 9pm a couple weeks back and was offered the full menu. It wasn't the best I ever had, but certainly wasn't disappointing. My provider was nice and pleasant. Certainly not a knock out in looks, (6-8) early 30's Asian, (sorry can't recall her name) , who was accommodating. The one thing I liked was after my gland was purged of its' evil fluids, she finished up the massage for the remainder of the hour.

Maybe you've had bad luck.

Baggens.

The bubbles liquor side or the other side? Cause if it's V, I've always had terrible service.