Massage Parlor Reports

**Craven Morehed** · 04-28-13 12:38

Originally Posted by Rei Haragoma [View Original Post]

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

Good thing the little head wasn't doing the thinking. You would have been down $20

**HappyDave** · 04-28-13 11:06

Cannot wait for your next Novel about travels to the Far East, Central Falls or Federal Hill. Should be better content with those.

Originally Posted by Rei Haragoma [View Original Post]

Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.

**Rei Haragoma** · 04-28-13 11:00

Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.

**Fly Dangler** · 04-27-13 16:56

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.

You mean they've changed out of the sweatshirts and sweatpants outfits?

**Smoke Screen** · 04-27-13 16:34

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.

Yes they are.

**Yellowfever023** · 04-27-13 08:57

Originally Posted by Worgent6 [View Original Post]

Check out my review of refresh spa see review #8379, but to sum up, don't even bother for FS. I do still recommend 1021 despite some recent posts against them, I haven't had the pleasure of ttrying O / S since their return but it is good to read your post that they still got quality.

I think there have been more recent reviews that say service has improved. The review was vague but if you read between the lines it sounds like they are making a comeback to the ABC days.

**DaddysLookin** · 04-27-13 07:25

Originally Posted by GlennCoward53 [View Original Post]

I normally post BP reviews under the Brockton section. In MA we are slowley running out of MP's as LE closes them. Most recently in Mansfield. Norwood, and Brockton / Easton. I don't want to travel to Quincy or Boston, especially afetr sitting in traffice getting to and from my job. Logitics-wise Harmoney is just over the S. Attleboro border, so I would like to give them a shot. Is there ample parking? I own a nice American Mucle Car. Would it draw attention? Is Harmony clearly marked or would I look lost trying to find it supposedly next to a pizza joint. Will house fee plus 60 tip get me something? Thanks Just for kicks if I get an attractive girl and drop a see-note will that get me into a possible top off or BBBJ?

Something seems amiss. Let's look at this more closely. Traveling from Mass some distance ($20 in gas anyway, roundtrip), drives a "muscle car" and is concerned about it, and yet, wants to drop a princely sum of $60 for the show, even suggesting a BBBJ (not covered mind you). It does not add up dear friends.

Given the situation, I would visit One Spa where they neither ask about a tip, nor count it in front of you (mostly because they are effectively "printing" money there.)

If all you want is a BJ (and it WILL be covered), turn the 60 into 5 dollar bills and leave it as your tip, and RUN for the door not to return soon.

And laugh your ass off all the way home (take 195 and get off at the 118 exit for CHEAP gas in Swansea, given everything, it will be a concern to you) on your way.

To Brockton via 24.

**Bostsouth** · 04-27-13 07:22

After a long drive north on 95 beginning of this week, decided to stop by NMS for a little relaxation before getting home. Only a couple cars in lot (was around 5pm) and asked for yu-mi (?). Mamasan was a bit hesitant but I asked again and she said ok you wait couple minutes. I have seen her 3-4 times, always enjoyable time. I usually go with the luck of the draw (like variety) but since I had been driving for 4+ hours wanted to ensure my time would be well spent.

Won't go into detail but I always have had an A+ time with her. Nothing over the top but very nice TS, massage and ending. Full hour and the last hour drive home was very relaxing! Just what I needed! 60/60.

**Smoke Screen** · 04-27-13 06:49

Originally Posted by GlennCoward53 [View Original Post]

I normally post BP reviews under the Brockton section. In MA we are slowley running out of MP's as LE closes them. Most recently in Mansfield. Norwood, and Brockton / Easton. I don't want to travel to Quincy or Boston, especially afetr sitting in traffice getting to and from my job. Logitics-wise Harmoney is just over the S. Attleboro border, so I would like to give them a shot. Is there ample parking? I own a nice American Mucle Car. Would it draw attention? Is Harmony clearly marked or would I look lost trying to find it supposedly next to a pizza joint. Will house fee plus 60 tip get me something? Thanks Just for kicks if I get an attractive girl and drop a see-note will that get me into a possible top off or BBBJ?

First off, your car. Yes, it would draw attention, and if you're concerned about the paint, Harmony is the last place you would want to park it. I too have a very expensive car and would never even consider taking it there, I have a 2nd car for that. It's not in a terrific area and the parking lot is small, maybe 7 or 8 cars tightly spaced. The spa itself is between a pizza house and a laundermat, so you can imagine people coming and going with their laundry baskets etc. It's fairly easy to find, on a main street, however, my 1st time there I noticed it as I was driving by. It's at an interesction and situated so you don't see it until you've passed it. I'm not sure what 60 will get you other than dirty looks, but I suppose you could try. I also sent you a PM.

**Worgent6** · 04-27-13 06:46

Originally Posted by ThatGuy23 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

Just wondering how the quality of girls is comparing at each spa vs how they were at that respective spa. I've only been back to One so far and only met one girl and would say it's on par with the old One. I've read that 1021 is a disappointment compared to what it used to be? That's too bad. (Though supposedly there's a new girl there starting today that's worth visiting? May have to check that out.)

Only seen 1 post about CH and ABC (now Refresh) though. Are the girls at Refresh comparable to the girls of ABC? What about CH?

Thanks for any opinions!

Check out my review of refresh spa see review #8379, but to sum up, don't even bother for FS. I do still recommend 1021 despite some recent posts against them, I haven't had the pleasure of ttrying O / S since their return but it is good to read your post that they still got quality.

**GlennCoward53** · 04-27-13 00:41

I normally post BP reviews under the Brockton section. In MA we are slowley running out of MP's as LE closes them. Most recently in Mansfield. Norwood, and Brockton / Easton. I don't want to travel to Quincy or Boston, especially afetr sitting in traffice getting to and from my job. Logitics-wise Harmoney is just over the S. Attleboro border, so I would like to give them a shot. Is there ample parking? I own a nice American Mucle Car. Would it draw attention? Is Harmony clearly marked or would I look lost trying to find it supposedly next to a pizza joint. Will house fee plus 60 tip get me something? Thanks Just for kicks if I get an attractive girl and drop a see-note will that get me into a possible top off or BBBJ?

**WBMason** · 04-26-13 12:43

Originally Posted by DaddysLookin [View Original Post]

I didn't even bother posting it, but I stopped in there for a 3 minute visit last week, took one look at the two hags, not to mention the other customer, who appeared.

To have emerged from the bar next door and smelled like he had just returned from a 5 day camping experience in the wilderness (enough of you will catch the pun).

LOL, I remember that post! It was hilarious! Thanks for putting a smile on my face DL!

Regards,

WBM

**DaddysLookin** · 04-26-13 12:33

Originally Posted by NotAPig [View Original Post]

Went back for the first time. Didn't ask for a lineup as I've heard they don't have as big a crew as before. Very good looking babe. I think she was a little north of 30 but had a youthfull body, above average face, and a great set of boobs. Maybe the best pair I've seen. I've seen hotter chicks there but she was not plain looking in any way. Service was the same as before so I had a good time.

NOW THAT'S what I call an informative report! Hats off to you!

**NotAPig** · 04-26-13 10:16

Went back for the first time. Didn't ask for a lineup as I've heard they don't have as big a crew as before. Very good looking babe. I think she was a little north of 30 but had a youthfull body, above average face, and a great set of boobs. Maybe the best pair I've seen. I've seen hotter chicks there but she was not plain looking in any way. Service was the same as before so I had a good time.

**DaddysLookin** · 04-26-13 07:37

Originally Posted by Ralpherton [View Original Post]

Feel embarrassed to ask, but what is the price roundup? I've only 1. 4, curious about cheapest methods in and out?

CH visit the other day. Forget the girls name, but nothing to write home about. Place was busier than I've ever seen it, business as usual, nothing new to report since the reopening.

With very limited funds (and we have ALL been there at one time or another), my recommendations are two, from the sublime to the ridiculous. If its a one shot deal, go and visit.

One Spa for a 35 min workout with a smoking hot girl. They don't even look at the money and there is no talk of tip, so, leave her with the 80 you have left.

And go home with a smile.

The other is on the ridiculous side, go visit the re-hab'ed JJ's, now floating as SHRINE on Pontiac Ave and visit the hags there. What you have is certainly all that they are worth.

I didn't even bother posting it, but I stopped in there for a 3 minute visit last week, took one look at the two hags, not to mention the other customer, who appeared.

To have emerged from the bar next door and smelled like he had just returned from a 5 day camping experience in the wilderness (enough of you will catch the pun).

The poor bastard. The ever so 40++++ Asian lady was thrilled to have him and she was leading him around by the hand, lest he escape out the door.

You asked and these are the two best options for a FS round trip for 140.