Massage Parlor Reports

[DaddysLookin]

Feel embarrassed to ask, but what is the price roundup? I've only 1. 4, curious about cheapest methods in and out?

CH visit the other day. Forget the girls name, but nothing to write home about. Place was busier than I've ever seen it, business as usual, nothing new to report since the reopening.

With very limited funds (and we have ALL been there at one time or another), my recommendations are two, from the sublime to the ridiculous. If its a one shot deal, go and visit.

One Spa for a 35 min workout with a smoking hot girl. They don't even look at the money and there is no talk of tip, so, leave her with the 80 you have left.

And go home with a smile.

The other is on the ridiculous side, go visit the re-hab'ed JJ's, now floating as SHRINE on Pontiac Ave and visit the hags there. What you have is certainly all that they are worth.

I didn't even bother posting it, but I stopped in there for a 3 minute visit last week, took one look at the two hags, not to mention the other customer, who appeared.

To have emerged from the bar next door and smelled like he had just returned from a 5 day camping experience in the wilderness (enough of you will catch the pun).

The poor bastard. The ever so 40++++ Asian lady was thrilled to have him and she was leading him around by the hand, lest he escape out the door.

You asked and these are the two best options for a FS round trip for 140.

[Ralpherton]

Feel embarrassed to ask, but what is the price roundup? I've only 1. 4, curious about cheapest methods in and out?

CH visit the other day. Forget the girls name, but nothing to write home about. Place was busier than I've ever seen it, business as usual, nothing new to report since the reopening.

[ThatGuy23]

Hi all,

Just wondering how the quality of girls is comparing at each spa vs how they were at that respective spa. I've only been back to One so far and only met one girl and would say it's on par with the old One. I've read that 1021 is a disappointment compared to what it used to be? That's too bad. (Though supposedly there's a new girl there starting today that's worth visiting? May have to check that out.)

Only seen 1 post about CH and ABC (now Refresh) though. Are the girls at Refresh comparable to the girls of ABC? What about CH?

Thanks for any opinions!

[AsianLPGAfan]

I saw Cherry yesterday. Rei might be interested in this, but she gives a hell of a foot massage. As for the rest of the experience, I'm not sure I'm ready to throw her in the category of a Tina or Ruby yet, but that's just me.

Mika did tell me on the way out that she has somebody coming in next Wednesday that she swears is better than everybody's ATFs from days past, and that some of those ATFs would be returning in the coming weeks. She also asked for my phone number, which made me feel a little awkward. I'm not sure what that was about but I didn't give it to her. I like my privacy.

I was getting pretty down RTF and was seeing the crowded FE parking lots. And still reading about One' shorting on time.

Cherry at least looked like she belonged in a 1021 line up, gave a full, hours worth, was even a bit playful and flirty.

She needs some coaching up, if that is capable, to get closer to anything resembling our old Favs from 1021.

But when you are stuck in the desert you can be very thankful to have a sip, of water again.

I can't complain being the old thirsty man many of us may be still.

[Fuhgetaboudit]

Well Daddy I know the girls change, but it's only been a month, and some have been known to stick around longer. What I wouldn't have guessed is that the service would change so quickly, but alas it seems to be true now confirmed my several trusted snrs by PM. A very sad situation indeed, first ABC returned and I got my hopes up, only to dash them, now 1021, if O / S is bad too I think I'll have to plan a visit to NY or even better Thailand.

Worgent6,

Reinvigorate your trust in having your hopes up on the now slip-slide ad old alpha place in your post above. Remember, sometimes it takes awhile for something to move in full circle. That time is finally here for that place. I got someone with name at the very bb-eginning of the alphabet there and am ecstatic that I gave it some time.

[Rei Haragoma]

Grand Cayman or Little Cayman? <evil smile>

Why, little Cayman of course. I take her in my arms, and proceed to let her experience the delights of my very own personal Grand Cayman. {cough}

[Little Tony II]

When I was a lot younger I used to vacation in Grand Cayman. I always stayed at the Cayman Kai. When I was not scuba diving, I was getting bombed at the Rum Point Club till I could not see the very scantily clad cuties.

Grand Cayman or Little Cayman? <evil smile>

[Flamebird]

However, I don't want to be though of as selfish. I am willing to provide the name of this magnificent creature to seniors only, for the paltry sum of $350; funds payable in American dollars to my account in the Cayman Islands.

Grand Cayman or Little Cayman? <evil smile>

[DaddysLookin]

One Spa has been successful at doing the only thing they know how to do, serving up hotties for the finest 35 minute hour available.

The good thing is that they don't even count the donation, or really even look at it. Great place to slip a C-note and walk out.

As small compensation for the short in time.

However, anybody notice the non descript car, sitting on top of the crest of the hill near the auto body place, parked on the.

Sidewalk facing the entrance. You know, the one with the twin antennae on the hood and the not happy clean cut guy sitting in it,

Just looking, just observing, just counting. Any civilian parked in that manner would be tagged and towed in 20 mins,

Which leaves only ONE other option doesn't it?

Enjoy it, because it won't be long before "the visit" occurs.

[Rei Haragoma]

I saw Cherry yesterday.

Mika did tell me on the way out that she has somebody coming in next Wednesday that she swears is better than everybody's ATFs from days past, and that some of those ATFs would be returning in the coming weeks. She also asked for my phone number, which made me feel a little awkward. I'm not sure what that was about but I didn't give it to her. I like my privacy.

I highly doubt it.

Mika is smoking something funny if she thinks she is going to bring in someone better than everybody else's providers from days past, or even the present, compared to a certain girl at One, whose name I don't want to mention here; otherwise EVERYONE will be utilizing her, and she'll be too tired to take care of those of us that know her skills.

Those of you that have visited One lately, and have asked me for her name in PM's, know who I am talking about. I have notarized affadavits from at least 20 mongers here that have testified to her skills. She is astounding. Mika can only wish she had a girl a quarter as good!

However, I don't want to be though of as selfish. I am willing to provide the name of this magnificent creature to seniors only, for the paltry sum of $350; funds payable in American dollars to my account in the Cayman Islands.

Now that I've expressed my brand of humor, on a serious note, how lucky we all are to have a choice once again. The gods have smiled upon us.

[Rei Haragoma]

I saw Cherry yesterday. Rei might be interested in this, but she gives a hell of a foot massage. As for the rest of the experience, I'm not sure I'm ready to throw her in the category of a Tina or Ruby yet, but that's just me.

I am interested! I will have to check that out. My poor feet are crying out for a soothing massage. And thanks for the tip.

[Rei Haragoma]

Before my visit to another spa (referenced below) , I stopped by OS to see if they were in fact open for business. The parking that is right outside the door had been changed to parallel parking only, so the parking options right there are a little limited now. I had to drive around a little, but found a place just north of OS. As I was walking back, there was a woman (white, red hair) standing outside the door on her cell phone and trying to open the door as if it was locked. I kept walking and didn't make eye contact, but I didn't want to come back to see if the door was locked after she left just in case. I used to see so few people go in there that weren't other mongers, it made me a little nervous.

Just an FYI.

Yeah, the parallel parking sux.

The door is almost always locked. Has been that way for as long as I can remember. Just smile pretty (you are on closed-circuit monitoring,) and wait. You will be buzzed in. I've almost never had to ring the buzzer (on your right,) but press it if the door is not opened in a few seconds. This act of a locked door and being buzzed in always makes me feel a little safer from a raid. No guarantees of course, it's just a psyscological thingie. I also like the locked door at NMS; for the same reason. In fact, now that I think of it, most AMPs have a locked door.

The woman may have worked there. There are a few businesses on the second floor.

[Bonefish2]

Before my visit to another spa (referenced below) , I stopped by OS to see if they were in fact open for business. The parking that is right outside the door had been changed to parallel parking only, so the parking options right there are a little limited now. I had to drive around a little, but found a place just north of OS. As I was walking back, there was a woman (white, red hair) standing outside the door on her cell phone and trying to open the door as if it was locked. I kept walking and didn't make eye contact, but I didn't want to come back to see if the door was locked after she left just in case. I used to see so few people go in there that weren't other mongers, it made me a little nervous.

Just an FYI.

[Bonefish2]

Circumstances brought me into the general area. Paid a visit to 1021. Mika tells me she has a young lady and to come visit.

Of course all that is a taken with a grain of salt! But this time Mika's speaks the truth.

Entrance is very quick at the rear door. You won't feel like you are doing a perp walk. Life appears normal on a nice spring day in the area. I parked my car a little down the street.

Mika was friendly and quite polite today. She introduces me to Cherry, pronounced Cheddy. Nothing resembling older? Over the hill types. Cherry could be a part of any quality 1021 rotation group.

Cherry fits the mold of previous Favs like Tina or Pink (2). She is thin, nice figure, spinner like. Dressed in usual 1021 attire.

English is functional but limited for any small talk. She is very skilled non verbally.

I would describe it as a quality 1021 visit I have experienced in the past. I would be unfair to put 1 visit with Cherry up, againts visits w Tina or Pink. Mika seemed apologetic about Cherry. She tells me to come back in a few weeks and promises more young ladies to come, maybe even some "old" favorites, so to speak. I was pleased w Cheddy. The places was quite quiet no sounds of door bells or phones ringing. You could hear the other lady's talking in their community room.

I have always been introduced to the other ladies working if they were free. I was a bit disappointed to not get any hellos, unless Mika was hiding the lesser quality wares.

After reading some life coming back to life a bit in the city.

I hope these words are encouraging of some life out there.

Hope.

I saw Cherry yesterday. Rei might be interested in this, but she gives a hell of a foot massage. As for the rest of the experience, I'm not sure I'm ready to throw her in the category of a Tina or Ruby yet, but that's just me.

Mika did tell me on the way out that she has somebody coming in next Wednesday that she swears is better than everybody's ATFs from days past, and that some of those ATFs would be returning in the coming weeks. She also asked for my phone number, which made me feel a little awkward. I'm not sure what that was about but I didn't give it to her. I like my privacy.

[Flamebird]

Now, to be serious: I've read and heard that what you have described is called a prostate massage. But, you knew that. I have often thought about asking a provider to try it on me, but I don't like that area of my Adonis-like magnificent body fondled. Anything near the waste orifice is off-limits. Old-school I know. Now, I am intrigued. Since a lot of my inhibitions have evaporated over the years, I just may consider having it done. Just for research purposes, you understand.

To be honest, I grew up in an extremely homophobic society. My taste is entirely female orientated too. If you ever question your orientation, take a look at a picture of a TS girl and wonder if you would or not. For me the answer is HELL NO! With several expletives thrown in!

However, when it come down to what happens between a man and a woman. Well, provided both people are agreeable, everything should be on the table. I did not always think like this. My wife (when we were dating) introduced me to what a fingertip lightly pressed against ones 'go button' could do. Then it took me a few years to get used to the idea.

Short story: it won't kill you, it actually can feel amazing if done right. And NONE of your buddies need to know unless they bring up the subject first.