Massage Parlor Reports

**NorthShore123** · 04-24-13 14:03

Been pretty sore from the gym so figured I'd hit up bk in reading for a massage. I made an apt with Tammy. I've seen a ton of leo parked out a few roads down from the place so I've been a little sketched out. I park a little way away and walk there. I go in for my apt and they tell me they only have a half hour even though I called ahead for an hour. I figured WTF I'm here anyways. Not much of a massage. The ending was good but does anyone else have the feeling Tammy is a post op? For some reason I got that feeling about her am I the only one?

**Member #5013** · 04-24-13 13:21

I needed a massage badly one night last week. I recalled a fellow mongers review on Hannah at Lotus. I showed up and wasn't overly impressed by her looks wise. She had a look of an older lady but the body was ok. She was very sweet holding my hand to the table shower and massage room. Both were done with care.

Okay. My gripe with these Korean run places is the options. I'm not talking about the finger in the ass option either. I've said it before. Lotus. Lynnway. Holistic. All Korean. All friendly. All no roaming! I for one am done with these places for awhile. Anyone that knows a secret Korean handshake and has recieved more please PM me. I got the pull away. The side step and the no. It took a little longer for the finish. She did put forth the effort. But it was all business.

70/40. Will not repeat.

BB

**Jack A Dogov** · 04-24-13 12:50

Since the girls at NMS have become spoiled and the place too busy for my tastes, I decided to give Ninja another try. I'd heard that there was new talent there so despite saying I wouldn't return I did. I drew Mary. Average looks and a few extra pounds around the middle but a very nice woman. She gave me a really good massage too. Lately wherever I go I've been asking for hard as medium just doesn't work for me anymore. She delivered and worked me so well that she was a bit out of breath towards the end (pre-flip.) Everything else was pretty good too. Details available to contributing members via PM but overall a really nice time. Not ready to become a regular just yet but I will probably return. 60/40.

**DannyTheMan** · 04-24-13 12:17

I was joking. I quite enjoyed my hand being in the candy jar.

Originally Posted by Dh1610 [View Original Post]

Reconise when your hand is in the candy jar DannyTheMan. Why should you think you got the short end of anything? When the lid is left of the candy jar someone is inviting you too explore what is inside. If you only want an hour of massage for yourself then just indicate so. If you would like more then welcome it when it is being handed to you on a platter or in this case a massage table!

ENJOY

**Stressed Out** · 04-24-13 10:06

Originally Posted by BaconBits [View Original Post]

A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?

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BB-although we are on different pages a lot of the time on issues I agree wholeheartedly with you on this. If you go to the BP review page and head over to posts 2345 or so and up you will see that I spoke about this issue when I saw a review that I couldn't discern the location other than 'CT". Evidently there was a rules change on posting which said that 'reviews' with no location and not even a hint was ok. (post 2352 copied below). Now personally I would rather see some sort of location or hint in the review itself which would save lots of time writing a 'pm' and waiting for the reviewer to read it and respond esp since the rotation in a lot of the AMPs is short but that is just me.

Anyhow. Guess we'll have to get used to reviews that leave us guessing. BTW...I meant to commnet on your 7th grade teacher Mrs Saggytits..........while we have all had those during our 'formative' years I actually had a Boston playboy bunny for my 7th grade teacher. She actually showed us some pics of herself. She had all the boys attention for that class. Of course nowadays she would have gotten fired or arrested for that. Goes to show you where we have gone in a few short years. And not for the better! SO

Two choices

"Originally Posted by vintage68 [View Original Post]

Pulled a late night visit to CT. Was greeted by. A hot little spinner with D cups named Alice. Got all excited whene she brought me to my room, then she hits me with the news. I send girl in. I pleaded for her to stay because I had a feeling I'd get one that wasn't nearly as attractive. She swears up and down she will send me a hot girl even hotter than her. I wait five minutes and in walks the Chinese Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis version). Duped again.

To be fair she was very pleasant, gave a decent massage, and allowed some UTC roaming up top.

Looks: 5.

Attitude: 9.

Massage: 7.

Finish: 7 "

End of review.

Comment as posted on post 2352 by a sr member (not admin)

The post & review are within the general rules & posting guidlines.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu.ges_forumrules

No need for all the continuous clatter about it IMHO.

Though I do understand it's an open forum & given that we've gone round & round & round about what is the correct amount of information to give in a posted review (specially given that it varies from person to person)

A suggestion would be that if you need or require more information than what was provided in a posted review you can:

A: Ask for the information you require on the forum or.

B: PM the person & ask them for any further details that you want or require.

Seems simple enough to me.

**Dh1610** · 04-24-13 09:34

Originally Posted by BaconBits [View Original Post]

A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?

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Reconise when your hand is in the candy jar DannyTheMan. Why should you think you got the short end of anything? When the lid is left of the candy jar someone is inviting you too explore what is inside. If you only want an hour of massage for yourself then just indicate so. If you would like more then welcome it when it is being handed to you on a platter or in this case a massage table!

ENJOY

**DannyTheMan** · 04-24-13 08:36

The particular establishment doesn't condone this, so I've intentionally omitted details from the public forum.

Originally Posted by BaconBits [View Original Post]

A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?

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**Member #5013** · 04-24-13 06:47

Originally Posted by DannyTheMan [View Original Post]

Sorry for the digression.

An interesting story just for entertainment. Not long ago I went to this place in CT and saw a girl I've seen a number of times. After a while, she said her back was sore and asked me to massage her. It was odd, but I thought, what the hell.

Massaged her back for a bit, then she flipped over and dropped her pants, directed my hand to her clit, and I gave her a nice happy ending. That was a first for me. She returned the favor. I kind of feel used since I tipped her so I could get her off.

A place in Chinatown? Was it a bakery? Dim sum? A bank? Did she have a name? Is this story time? Or jeopardy?

BB

**DannyTheMan** · 04-23-13 21:30

Sorry for the digression.

An interesting story just for entertainment. Not long ago I went to this place in CT and saw a girl I've seen a number of times. After a while, she said her back was sore and asked me to massage her. It was odd, but I thought, what the hell.

Massaged her back for a bit, then she flipped over and dropped her pants, directed my hand to her clit, and I gave her a nice happy ending. That was a first for me. She returned the favor. I kind of feel used since I tipped her so I could get her off.

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

While we realize Boston is wicked fucking pissed I think it's time to move on guys.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

A2

**Admin2** · 04-23-13 20:37

Gentlemen,

While we realize Boston is wicked fucking pissed I think it's time to move on guys.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

A2

**Smoke Screen** · 04-23-13 20:16

Originally Posted by Hotboyzz [View Original Post]

I agree. This is not a CNN forum.

All this talk about the a-hole bombers belongs in the Off Topic section, this is the massage section in case you all forgot.

**Top Floor** · 04-23-13 17:11

Since he was found on Friday night it's more like Saturday morning quarterbacking.

Let's get back to talking about hand jobs instead of hand grenades.

Originally Posted by Boston Guy 57 [View Original Post]

You guys watch way too much television. Looking for one guy in the dark is not as simple as ya'll would like to think it is. Any of you know-it-alls actually have any training? Were any of you in East Watertown risking your lives trying to find this asshole?

Probably not. Just a bunch of fucking Monday morning quarterbacks.

**Hotboyzz** · 04-23-13 15:41

I agree. This is not a CNN forum.

Originally Posted by Boston Guy 57 [View Original Post]

You guys watch way too much television. Looking for one guy in the dark is not as simple as ya'll would like to think it is. Any of you know-it-alls actually have any training? Were any of you in East Watertown risking your lives trying to find this asshole?

Probably not. Just a bunch of fucking Monday morning quarterbacks.

**Charlieo** · 04-23-13 14:21

Well said Boston Guy!

Stoneham boy.

Originally Posted by Boston Guy 57 [View Original Post]

You guys watch way too much television. Looking for one guy in the dark is not as simple as ya'll would like to think it is. Any of you know-it-alls actually have any training? Were any of you in East Watertown risking your lives trying to find this asshole?

Probably not. Just a bunch of fucking Monday morning quarterbacks.

**Boston Guy 57** · 04-23-13 14:13

You guys watch way too much television. Looking for one guy in the dark is not as simple as ya'll would like to think it is. Any of you know-it-alls actually have any training? Were any of you in East Watertown risking your lives trying to find this asshole?

Probably not. Just a bunch of fucking Monday morning quarterbacks.