Massage Parlor Reports

**Mj138** · 04-15-13 16:50

Has anyone tried this place? You can PM if you'd like. I dirve by it on the way downtown, looks very new.

**Mj138** · 04-15-13 16:46

I have seen her. Better looking then her pics. She's attractive, hipster girl. Terrible massage. I don't recommend.

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I'm just wondering if anyone has ever seen Lenna Maddox. I called her a few times last week with no answer. I texted her last nite to inquire about her service. She texted me back right away. Quoted $$ for full service, no rush or upsell.

I was surprised she would quote that via text with no idea who I was. I texted her back to say that along with my concern about my Uncle. She acted completely confused asking me why do you mean surprised and who is your Uncle? When I explained she just said, there are no police here

**Mj138** · 04-15-13 16:41

There are none. What you are looking for is an escort or a spa in Morris Il. Good luck.

Originally Posted by Teafish1 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if there is AMP in Schaumburg or Palatine area. If you know, please give me a little tip or pm me. Thank you very much.

**Samash76** · 04-15-13 15:12

Saw a "sweet personal masseuse" the other day. Good deal getting there for a buck and an quarter. Hour long massage in her apartment. No fuss, really. Went up, laid down, pleasant conversation. Attentive flip. She's asian (maybe Filipino) , young (early twenties) , cute face, nice body (although it looks like the bars / drinks are catching up with her). I don't think anything more is on the table but did not ask.

**Sinlover** · 04-15-13 11:05

Originally Posted by Teafish1 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if there is AMP in Schaumburg or Palatine area. If you know, please give me a little tip or pm me. Thank you very much.

Really? If you spend and hour or so reading through the forum you will find all the information you'll need.

**TeaFish1** · 04-15-13 03:04

Just wondering if there is AMP in Schaumburg or Palatine area. If you know, please give me a little tip or pm me. Thank you very much.

**Bebop60** · 04-14-13 22:19

Originally Posted by Randolph [View Original Post]

I had posted a few days ago about this new place on lawrence just east of 94. Had seen christina and left happy.

So happy that I tried again yesterday. A girl hotter than her took me in. Natalia I think.

Early twenties and great great body. Nice face. Pleasant personality.

Gave a good massage. I am not new to the dance, I know how to give the signals.

Total shut down. Finally she says, we just met, next time. Uh huh honey. No next time with you.

No happy randolph. No tip.

I've had good luck at the new place, just be persistent with your signals. They are very careful until they know you.

**Randolph** · 04-14-13 11:09

I had posted a few days ago about this new place on lawrence just east of 94. Had seen christina and left happy.

So happy that I tried again yesterday. A girl hotter than her took me in. Natalia I think.

Early twenties and great great body. Nice face. Pleasant personality.

Gave a good massage. I am not new to the dance, I know how to give the signals.

Total shut down. Finally she says, we just met, next time. Uh huh honey. No next time with you.

No happy randolph. No tip.

**Member #4827** · 04-13-13 00:14

Asked for Lisa based on a review on another site. She's Polish and kind of cute but a bit rough looking for my tastes. It was my first time there and tried the 'tip on the table beforehand trick' without success. Sub-par massage with no extras. Others seem to have gotten more with her, but she's not my type and will not repeat.

**Wj0272** · 04-12-13 16:52

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ou-up/15415456

I am traveling down to Chicago and looking for a "happy" relaxing massage.

Thanks from the Northwoods

**Jovi69** · 04-12-13 14:56

So after my crappy CL experience. I ended up at a apt on Sheridan & Diversy. .1 for a 1/2 hr. She uses a 872 area code.

The pic might be a fair rep from the boobs up but that's it.

She had a huge gut and a big flat butt with some jello.

I decided to stay, why? I guess I'm thinking with the wrong head.

She has a table setup in the apt. I undressed and she rubbed what amounts to hand lotion all over my back and thighs. I attempted to make a bunch of small talk, she wasn't too friendly at all.

When she started to press her boobs in the back of head, I asked if I could roam, she said sure. When I stuck my hand down her top, she got annoyed and said, flip over, she removed her top and started giving me a HJ. I raised up and started sucking on her boob. She looked annoyed again, so I asked if that was ok? She snapped back, normally someone would ask before doing that.

I thought not when there holding your meat in there hand. I waited a few minutes, asked if I could use my mouth and she snapped, no. I finished and left. Total damage. 1. Crappy all around. Pic is of her ad.

**Randolph** · 04-12-13 10:51

Saw their BP ad and tried new small place on lawrence. Right off highway.

Very nice setup. Clean. Nice touches.

Got a very good massage and left happy.

Randolph

**Luvana** · 04-12-13 09:50

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

My guess is that you will not get a girl that looks like either pic. You will probably meet an average Latina who will take care of your needs. Give it a shot and report back!

No way am I trying it out without any help. I did my days of that and getting robbed is not something I will go for again.

**ForGoodTime** · 04-11-13 19:23

Originally Posted by Samash76 [View Original Post]

Looking to venture out, I tried.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-37/14696930

Which had a series of posts that hinted (or so I thought) at a tip-worthy massage. Massage is at the back of a salon on W. Chicago ave just shy of Western. Pictures are accurate, forty-something european whose body is better than her face. .75 for the massage, which is high for me but I was hopeful. One ad promised "wandering hands" but shy of one errant stroke no dice. No dice on the flip either. And the massage was not one where I could get past the flip (or lack thereof) and say that at least I got a decent massage. It was uninspired to say the least. Will not repeat.

Good call man I'm alone for as well I was hoping for a little extra because I've been doing this for a while I started out with escorts but decided to try massage parlors now they're not bad although I would like a little extra but for now this seems fine I've actually gone to some places near north and Western which is not bad they have a girl named Christi I definitely suggest her she's actually really really well with her hands and her body and she does let you roam more then any other girl there she's Latin and has a pretty face thanks again for this one it's been a while since I've joined or posted I'm going to post some more in a bit since I have been testing the waters on mps.

**Hrodebert** · 04-10-13 23:30

So, after my "curious experience" (see Norridge forum), I still had the need, the cash and the time so I headed over to another place a mile and a half way that I have wanted to check out. You know, the one across from the golf course. I must have arrived on clean up day because, when I got out of my car, four asian women were taking garbage out to the dumpster. I walked in with them, and two of them detached to get laundry and go past me to put in the washer. Meanwhile the MMS sized me up and said something in Korean and one of the ladies motioned to me and took me to a room. She was cute, petite, but had a good figure. She told me to get comfortable, and I did. She came back and did a thorough massage, with some erotic elements, and was very sweet. I got a full hours worth, everything I wanted and a little surprise. Door fee was $.7, and I gave her the standard tip. If you want further details, pm me.

One note, they are remodeling. There was plaster everywhere and the MMS was painting when I left.