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**LoquaciousMime** · 04-13-13 18:56

See this one all the time while driving by. Not sure if there is a review on this one. I also saw their ad on BP. I decided to TOFTT. Was greeted by an older Viet (Late 40's) Door charge was .45 for full hr. I wanted a decent massage as well as maybe HJ. In walked Mimi. Decent body, face looked funny, and about 45. I figured that since she was older, she might have more experience so I gave her a try. MASSAGE TOTALLY SUCKED! Too much oil, not enough pressure no technique and her hands were moving way too fast (I like a heavy hand.) Communication really lacking since I swear she only knew the work bby in english. This girl was FOB for sure. Managed to do sign language finally got that she was here in US for 10 years, at spa for 3 weeks.

She was nice enough, friendly, smiled alot and didn't mind me looking at her be / see cups. She was about 5' tall. 120lbs. She walked on my back which was the best part because it was the perfect pressure. On the flip, same massage I was almost thinking I wasn't going to get one bit of massage out of the deal. She started the tease and I put my hand on the small of her back and asked her if it was ok. She said yes. She tentatively got close to junior and I smiled and told her that she could do "more." She grabbed the "oil" and went to work. The HJ was actually pretty good (knew her way around the boys) and free roam under bra, no complaints, no negotiations. Almost like she wanted to, which was good. I didn't try touching her anywhere else but got the feeling she would have allowed it. Took me 5 minutes to finish. She cleaned me up went and got my thimble of water and came back. I tipped her the standard. 40 for the HJ.

Overall I got the impression that she is very new to the US scene and knew absolutely nothing about massage. BUT she did know how to handle the boys. I recommend the hh (right now is $35) I may repeat but with a different provider. As I was walking out I saw a 30+ waif I would hope to get.

On another note, the "boss" makes them wear the white lab coats in the room as a "legit" look, (Which I asked her to take off, she complied.)

Happy hunting,

Loquacious

**Cleek** · 04-13-13 15:55

I wrote 2 reviews on an MP map site; one positive and one negative. They never got posted up to the site. Apparently, they don't want actual client reviews.

Originally Posted by Fistfirst [View Original Post]

who thinks that most of the posts on another (paying) MP review site are written by the same person, or at least the same well-trained team?

Must be a great job to have. Do one or two a day. Spend what? Say $ 6000 a month max, creating the impression of a lot of first-timers or old pros, whatever, who write almost always in the same way.

I have no idea of their business model, but I am supposing that $6000 a month is not much for overhead.

If anyone is interested in hiring me for this job, just PM. I would do it for free, but expenses of course included.

**Johnny Dangle** · 04-12-13 16:42

Been reading reports about the new management / staff at this once dive of a parlor, so I decided to give it a try.

Walked in and was greeted by V*vi*and. Sign clearly said. 5 for 30 min, but she took. 4. Was led to a small, over-decorated but comfortable room and started to get ready. V came in before I had completely disrobed, but didn't leave as some will do. I appreciated that.

V is a larger Viet with huge, firm bolt-ons, but the rest of her is firm and smooth and sexy as hell. She puts on the little Vietnamese giggle too, even though she's not 17 anymore.

She had me lie down while she gave me a reasonable massage from the head of the table, allowing me to play with that big, firm butt. Legs are also on the big side, but in a good way.

A little light touch and then flip. She asked what I wanted and I just said HJ to see where the negotiations led. She immediately said,"60." That's more than I like, but she had a tight low-cut dress on and those mega-knockers were right in my face, so I got a little weak. I started going for one to put in my mouth and she stopped me."No kiss. Kiss $80." Great. Typical money grubbing Viet.

She said I could touch for the. 6, but to suck her tits would run me 20 bucks more. They're great, but they're not THAT great.

I asked how much for her to suck me, and she said,"$140." Holy crap. Just for grins, I asked how much for everything. She said,"I don't make love."

The HJ was ok, if a little strong, but being a Viet she couldn't resist bitching at me to cum as soon as she started. Got off eventually and had to finish myself because as soon as I started shooting she let go and walked away.

On the way out I kinda facetiously said "Are you SURE you don't make love?" Hell, if I was flush I'd love to do that once. She smiled and hugged me and said,"How much you give me?"

More can be had, but not sure I want it. I've got better at other places for less.

**Chogori** · 04-12-13 00:25

Originally Posted by Inboundhot [View Original Post]

I never done it, but is it rude to ask for line-up at MP?

At FS places a lineup is fine. It's when you start to frisk the girls that you run into trouble.

**Fistfirst** · 04-11-13 23:20

who thinks that most of the posts on another (paying) MP review site are written by the same person, or at least the same well-trained team?

Must be a great job to have. Do one or two a day. Spend what? Say $ 6000 a month max, creating the impression of a lot of first-timers or old pros, whatever, who write almost always in the same way.

I have no idea of their business model, but I am supposing that $6000 a month is not much for overhead.

If anyone is interested in hiring me for this job, just PM. I would do it for free, but expenses of course included.

**Preverted** · 04-11-13 14:18

Originally Posted by Qeast [View Original Post]

There is an AMP in Irvine that I've been going to. This place is discrete to stay UTR. The MMS was 'M'.

I went there yesterday and recognized the on duty MMS as one who covered for 'M' on her days off. She informed that 'M' no longer worked there. In addition, they had a 100% turn over in staff—including my ATF.

My gut feeling is that 'M' quit to open her own business, and took the staff with her.

I'm just throwing this out there. I suspect that there are some SMs who may know. Please send me a PM if you can help. MMS "M" ran a good operation and the service was great.

Thanks

Yep. I had the same experience recently. Please share with me by PM if you discover anything. Thanks!

**Inboundhot** · 04-11-13 13:18

I went to FS AMP in XX (Trusted member PM me for location and name of provider).

Provider Viet / French mixed young Hottie in early 20s (import model type) Speak perfect English but with heavy Viet accent.

Look 9.

Body 10 C-Cup implant with Ass implant, Yes Perfect Ass implant, also she has neck piercing.

Service 7-Non Pro? She sucked at BJ & CG.

Personality 10.

On the flip.

She offered FS for $140, but I counter with $120, but she rejected my offer and told me $140 is FIRM.

I got too excited and sex only lasted for 5mins. But $$ well spent.

Total damage. 40 door+140=180.

I can't stop thinking about her perfect implant ass.

**Qeast** · 04-11-13 11:06

There is an AMP in Irvine that I've been going to. This place is discrete to stay UTR. The MMS was 'M'.

I went there yesterday and recognized the on duty MMS as one who covered for 'M' on her days off. She informed that 'M' no longer worked there. In addition, they had a 100% turn over in staff—including my ATF.

My gut feeling is that 'M' quit to open her own business, and took the staff with her.

I'm just throwing this out there. I suspect that there are some SMs who may know. Please send me a PM if you can help. MMS "M" ran a good operation and the service was great.

Thanks

**SirMister** · 04-11-13 01:07

Originally Posted by Inboundhot [View Original Post]

I never done it, but is it rude to ask for line-up at MP?

Some will some won't.

Some don't have a real line up!

Also, probably how often you go and depends on if MMS likes ya!

**Plastique** · 04-10-13 22:01

Originally Posted by Inboundhot [View Original Post]

I never done it, but is it rude to ask for line-up at MP?

I don't know how it is in RnT places, but in FS joints it's expected.

**Triple Input** · 04-10-13 16:23

Well its been a very long time since I have posted but here it goes. Cruised by Touch of Excellence in SJC. Didn't have an appointment, just went in and was greeted by a very nice but in my opionion the most fugly mms I have ever seen. No big. Paid 60 for an hour and got naked in the room on the table. In comes Coco (so many cocos around LOL) and kind of puts the towel over me and starts with an average massage but mostly pressure with the fingers. Kind of average as I really like a good massage. Did like that she would take the palm of her hand from my neck down my spine all the way down my crack from the standing in front of me. Good feeling on the ass. Well the turn came and got to really see her looks. Mid 30's, not hot but cute in a way. She sits on the side of the bed by my unit and takes the towel and wraps it around like I had a big bandage on my dick. Funny looking and see got a kick out of it. Well we tickled each other which really opened her up and we start laughing and feeling each other out. She mentioned to massage her so WTF I did! She laid down and did a little back and leg over her clothes then started a little butt massage with my hands under her pink sweats and she really liked that. Closed her legs tight when I tried to move my hands down south but its cool she dug it. She gets up all blushed and went to town my my unit with a nice HJ which really felt good, not the best but pretty good. Blew a load up over my should (I am lucky I can do that pretty regularly) and she got the biggest kick out of it. Asked if I was still 19yrs old. Of course in my mind I am! She wiped me down, got some water and received a 40 to help with any of her bills. Overall pretty good.

**FunTrust** · 04-10-13 02:04

Originally Posted by Ib Mike [View Original Post]

I think the place you are referring to is Serenity Day Spa, Maybe not. They are on Beach at Chapman. I have been there once and my experience was weird and bad too. I won't be going back and don't recommend.

You could be correct, I think it is senerity- the center has a Carls and Starbucks so it the only one in the zone. The MMS for my visit was a gay boy around 25.

**Inboundhot** · 04-09-13 15:34

I never done it, but is it rude to ask for line-up at MP?

**Survey Says** · 04-08-13 17:29

Originally Posted by Agent007 [View Original Post]

Do you know girl opening this place Is she good looking.

To each his own. Go see for yourself and report back. If they're not your type, don't pay and go elsewhere.

**Wooded8** · 04-08-13 10:39

Perfectly said Salami. I've taken up a step and learned some flirty Viet, Korean and Chinese words trust me it works wonders I've gotten places only some have dreamed of simply because of a few words to break the ice and ease the pain. LOL this guy sucky suck LOL no doubt thats why he gets horrible service giving us the proper mongers a bad name.

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

Do you really say shit like that when you see a provider that doesn't know you? (RE: " sucky sucky tippy tippy") That's pretty damn rude for 1 thing, and that will make them fucking paranoid #2. You probably say that using some dumb accent too. Gee, you are really great on subtlety (look up this word because you can't define it). Explicit talk will get you shut down in an MP faster than a fly on shit. Most convictions are based on audio. Undercover pigs talk shit just like that and ask for sex directly so they can get it on tape. I think these girls know that. Thats why you don't get very good service at these places. And you are probably immature and have poor hygiene as well.