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[FunTrust]

I think the place you are referring to is Serenity Day Spa, Maybe not. They are on Beach at Chapman. I have been there once and my experience was weird and bad too. I won't be going back and don't recommend.

You could be correct, I think it is senerity- the center has a Carls and Starbucks so it the only one in the zone. The MMS for my visit was a gay boy around 25.

[Inboundhot]

I never done it, but is it rude to ask for line-up at MP?

[Survey Says]

Do you know girl opening this place Is she good looking.

To each his own. Go see for yourself and report back. If they're not your type, don't pay and go elsewhere.

[Wooded8]

Perfectly said Salami. I've taken up a step and learned some flirty Viet, Korean and Chinese words trust me it works wonders I've gotten places only some have dreamed of simply because of a few words to break the ice and ease the pain. LOL this guy sucky suck LOL no doubt thats why he gets horrible service giving us the proper mongers a bad name.

Do you really say shit like that when you see a provider that doesn't know you? (RE: " sucky sucky tippy tippy") That's pretty damn rude for 1 thing, and that will make them fucking paranoid #2. You probably say that using some dumb accent too. Gee, you are really great on subtlety (look up this word because you can't define it). Explicit talk will get you shut down in an MP faster than a fly on shit. Most convictions are based on audio. Undercover pigs talk shit just like that and ask for sex directly so they can get it on tape. I think these girls know that. Thats why you don't get very good service at these places. And you are probably immature and have poor hygiene as well.

[SlappySalami]

SS,

. And they are wary of LE. Just tell them, no sucky sucky, and fucky fucky, no tippy before the massage begin. If the response is no, ask for your money back and leave.

Do you really say shit like that when you see a provider that doesn't know you? (RE: " sucky sucky tippy tippy") That's pretty damn rude for 1 thing, and that will make them fucking paranoid #2. You probably say that using some dumb accent too. Gee, you are really great on subtlety (look up this word because you can't define it). Explicit talk will get you shut down in an MP faster than a fly on shit. Most convictions are based on audio. Undercover pigs talk shit just like that and ask for sex directly so they can get it on tape. I think these girls know that. Thats why you don't get very good service at these places. And you are probably immature and have poor hygiene as well.

[Ib Mike]

On Beach, on Katella (I think) center with a Carls and Starbucks. Read a good review somewhere on it and decided to try. I was looking for FS so I did not go to the places for a good rub and R&T.

Walk in, I think it was 30 at the door- maybe a special? Go in and use the bathroom, and see two hot think viet in CFM short dress. Figure this is the place.

Get to room and cute 25-30 girl come in and starts a lousy massage. I was uncovered and she out nothing on me to cover me up.

So after about 5 minutes of her massage one shoulder, I started on her legs. Took it slow, gave her the signal where my hand was going. No resistance so I figured good to go. Moved my hand under her skirt in rear and she jumps back. Weird to me, as at FS this is when they say turn over and it goes down.

Finally says turn over, and no cover, She says what do you want, I say everything and she says NO. Monitions only HJ for 60. I say if naked, and she says pull down top. So I figure I can get her top down, and move my hands everywhere. She asks for the money up front.

She starts, but won't pull the top down, just from the outside and won't let me even rub her butt. Medicore HJ. Figure its just a loss.

Sometime, on the flip, she asked for my phone, or she offered me hers. I said, you live here, she said yes. (I think nearby, not in spa?). I say do everything at your place and she looked horrified and said NO. I am now thinking WTF?

After the deed is done she asks if I want her number and I said no. I was not going to explain to her what would be the point. I am going to waste hours of my life to schedule something at her place for a 5 min lousy HJ, probably at the same price. She asked again after I tied my shoes to exchange phones and I said NO. So I left and she was upset.

My overall reaction was she was very new to this, less then a week and wasn't ready to cross over. I really thought they trained them better, but its Viet, so you never know. Maybe first day? May try again in a month to see if things improve- Maybe the other girl who was smoking will do it. YMMV However, within a 5 min drive are several sure things so I may not go back.

However, if you guys are looking for a girlfriend, and under 40, she would be the type to have someone take her out of the situation- or not? I thkn she gave me at least two or three different names.

I think the place you are referring to is Serenity Day Spa, Maybe not. They are on Beach at Chapman. I have been there once and my experience was weird and bad too. I won't be going back and don't recommend.

[Ib Mike]

SS,

You need an optometrist. Possibly an ophthalmologist. All of them, since I was given a lineup on a couple visits are over 30. And they are all pros.

Service is different be / see they are trying to do the minimal service and get the maximum donation. And they are wary of LE. Just tell them, no sucky sucky, and fucky fucky, no tippy before the massage begin. If the response is no, ask for your money back and leave.

Don't get that glaucoma surgery yet Salami. This maybe a tough concept for some but the girls at many of these places turn over (see the joke there?) quite frequently. Who you see today might not be there tomorrow. I have to agree with Salami on this one. I am not saying your lineup was good OCB. Just try to respect someone else's opinion of what he saw. I went there yesterday again and saw 2 knockouts in their low twenties and one in her late 30s in the lineup. My girl was Lucy and I would recommend her. I've been there three times over the last few weeks, got one lineup and had 3 massages. I only seen one that was over 30.

[OCBilly]

Recents posts mentioned the former latina place next to the King Billiard hall. Yeah, this place is the real deal. These girls are absolutely gorgeous to this salty old dog. I don't know if I need an optometrist, but these girls are all under 28. They are probably 22- 25 range. Now they are NOT hardened pro's, they are just real girls who have one foot in this business & maybe some of them will do this as a lifer. So I've read a few complaints here & there, but yes, the service is different from the hardcore KAAMP pro's and sometimes it might be amateur hour. But this is just the type of setup I enjoy. More chance of something different and nice happening.

SS,

You need an optometrist. Possibly an ophthalmologist. All of them, since I was given a lineup on a couple visits are over 30. And they are all pros.

Service is different be / see they are trying to do the minimal service and get the maximum donation. And they are wary of LE. Just tell them, no sucky sucky, and fucky fucky, no tippy before the massage begin. If the response is no, ask for your money back and leave.

[FunTrust]

On Beach, on Katella (I think) center with a Carls and Starbucks. Read a good review somewhere on it and decided to try. I was looking for FS so I did not go to the places for a good rub and R&T.

Walk in, I think it was 30 at the door- maybe a special? Go in and use the bathroom, and see two hot think viet in CFM short dress. Figure this is the place.

Get to room and cute 25-30 girl come in and starts a lousy massage. I was uncovered and she out nothing on me to cover me up.

So after about 5 minutes of her massage one shoulder, I started on her legs. Took it slow, gave her the signal where my hand was going. No resistance so I figured good to go. Moved my hand under her skirt in rear and she jumps back. Weird to me, as at FS this is when they say turn over and it goes down.

Finally says turn over, and no cover, She says what do you want, I say everything and she says NO. Monitions only HJ for 60. I say if naked, and she says pull down top. So I figure I can get her top down, and move my hands everywhere. She asks for the money up front.

She starts, but won't pull the top down, just from the outside and won't let me even rub her butt. Medicore HJ. Figure its just a loss.

Sometime, on the flip, she asked for my phone, or she offered me hers. I said, you live here, she said yes. (I think nearby, not in spa?). I say do everything at your place and she looked horrified and said NO. I am now thinking WTF?

After the deed is done she asks if I want her number and I said no. I was not going to explain to her what would be the point. I am going to waste hours of my life to schedule something at her place for a 5 min lousy HJ, probably at the same price. She asked again after I tied my shoes to exchange phones and I said NO. So I left and she was upset.

My overall reaction was she was very new to this, less then a week and wasn't ready to cross over. I really thought they trained them better, but its Viet, so you never know.Maybe first day? May try again in a month to see if things improve- Maybe the other girl who was smoking will do it. YMMV However, within a 5 min drive are several sure things so I may not go back.

However, if you guys are looking for a girlfriend, and under 40, she would be the type to have someone take her out of the situation- or not? I thkn she gave me at least two or three different names.

[SlappySalami]

Recents posts mentioned the former latina place next to the King Billiard hall. Yeah, this place is the real deal. These girls are absolutely gorgeous to this salty old dog. I don't know if I need an optometrist, but these girls are all under 28. They are probably 22- 25 range. Now they are NOT hardened pro's, they are just real girls who have one foot in this business & maybe some of them will do this as a lifer. So I've read a few complaints here & there, but yes, the service is different from the hardcore KAAMP pro's and sometimes it might be amateur hour. But this is just the type of setup I enjoy. More chance of something different and nice happening.

[JackRock]

Went by new place on Kerry, but door was locked. 4:00 on a Friday? Hopped on BP, saw ad for spa, near cafe ms. Cutie. Decided to try it out. Very busy business center parking lot. Found parking space assigned for this spa. Went in, asked for an hour .6. Girl barely opened the window at front desk, all I could see was an eye.

Handed over cash, then door opened. WTF, woman was 50, trying to look 20. Had shit load of makeup on. As she turned to walk me to room, her legs and calfs were covered with stretch marks. She had glazed look in her eye. Top it off with a funky massage oil smell. This was not going well. Oh, and there was a styrofoam to go container by the Buhdda shrine, full of noodles, in case he got hungry.

She mumbles something, points to the chair to place my clothes on, puts a tiny cloth on corner of table. I think, that won't cover anything, maybe this will turn around. Nope.

Laying down, with tiny towel on my ass, she come in. Chit chat chit chat, grabs little towel, and covers 3/4 of my body with a f'and beach towel.

Ok, getting worse. Starts lame ass massage with the funky oil that smells like jasmine and Buhdda's noodles. FML, as she is leaning over me to massage my back, she snorts, and snorts loud and hard. I could hear the snot racing up her nostrils and down her throat. I asked if she was ok, she mumbled something. Then 30 seconds more massage, then she leaves. Comes back sniffing and snorting. 5-10 minutes more massage, over the super huge towel. Then she goes to the door, and stands there listening through the door for a minute, then cracks the door, and peeps through the crack for another minute. Then goes out the door. Comes back 5 minutes later. With huge weighted back pad thing that was heated. She says something about putting it on my back. I sat up and said, what, she repeated her request, so I went with it. She puts the pad on my back, and leaves again.

I had enough, I got up, started getting dressed. Almost finished dressing, she comes back in."whats wrong bby", I said, I can be alone at home, don't need to pay you .6 for the same thing. She says, no no lay back down, its ok bby. Fuck no, this paranoid snorting chick was creeping me out. She kept talking and trying to get me to stay. I just pushed past her and walked out.

TOFTT at .6, and smelled like jasmine and noodles the rest of the day.

[OCTatts]

This area has been dry for many years. Quite a shame since in the past there were fantastic places on Lincoln. The "Angeles Acupuncture" place back in the early 2000's was one of the best KMP's ever. And the hotel on Lincoln & Gilbert was a whorehouse around 1997. I mean the whole west wing of the first floor was rented out to an outfit & there were girls in each room. But alas, this is not a nostalgia forum.

As I was driving near Cypress College, I noticed a little liquour store center with a grand opening AMP on 6136 Lincoln "Banzai Healing". This is a good location for my commute & I'm just wondering if anybody had any good experience there.

[Bushman426]

"Elegant Massage.

714-230-5408.

714-718-1545.

Come & indulge yourself with a relaxing massage in a private room with attractive, sexy Ladies.

You should come and try. We also have shower available for your convenience.

Open 7 days from 10 AM to MIDNIGHT. $40/30 mins and $60/1hr.

8851 Garden Grove Bl Suite 105, G Grove between magnolia and Newland "

It is in a busy strip center. Mid twenties papasan working the counter was nice enough and took my 40 for the half. The ladies wait in a room near the front door. I only saw two and both were cute. I got in the room and before I could get undressed in walked Jenny. She was an early twenties V-girl in a mini. Her body was nice / fit. She was rather business like but not rude. After a quick rub she gave me the menu. The standard price according to her for all is 140. I told I felt comfortable with 110 and she said that would work. Good session, we covered all angles. I was offered a shower and the customary water. Off I went a happy camper. I will return to this one. Open till midnight. Oh and I did see a white girl that looked pretty dam cute on the way out. I think her name was Nikki.

I went to this one last month. It was a weekday and was about 9pm. There was only one girl working and she was 40+. In her prime she was probably only a 6. Could not get into the session and left early.

I'll have to give this one another shot.

Thanks for the intell.

[Ib Mike]

Earlier in the week I had some time and tried a couple of places in GG.

"Elegant Massage.

714-230-5408.

714-718-1545.

Come & indulge yourself with a relaxing massage in a private room with attractive, sexy Ladies.

You should come and try. We also have shower available for your convenience.

Open 7 days from 10 AM to MIDNIGHT. $40/30 mins and $60/1hr.

8851 Garden Grove Bl Suite 105, G Grove between magnolia and Newland "

It is in a busy strip center. Mid twenties papasan working the counter was nice enough and took my 40 for the half. The ladies wait in a room near the front door. I only saw two and both were cute. I got in the room and before I could get undressed in walked Jenny. She was an early twenties V-girl in a mini. Her body was nice / fit. She was rather business like but not rude. After a quick rub she gave me the menu. The standard price according to her for all is 140. I told I felt comfortable with 110 and she said that would work. Good session, we covered all angles. I was offered a shower and the customary water. Off I went a happy camper. I will return to this one. Open till midnight. Oh and I did see a white girl that looked pretty dam cute on the way out. I think her name was Nikki.

"JO-JIE DAY SPA.

8345 Garden Grove Blvd #101, Graden Grove, CA 92844 Between Beach&Del Blvd nxt to King Billiard. Open 10am to 12pm EVERYDAY"

Another one in a fairly busy business center. In this one the lady who is next up greets you at the door and walks you back. Same 40 for the half. I had a girl named Kim (seems like half the girls are named Kim). Great body, slightly thick, natural and full B / C tits and a super tight box. She was very matter of fact in her approach which made me a bit nervous. We settled on 100 after some discussion. She seemed to get into the FS part and being on top. She seemed disappointed when I finished. I thought I was doing pretty good LOL. I had a good time with her. Her massage though brief was pretty dam good too. There is a busy billiard hall right next to it which generated some noise that I could her inside. Open till midnight.

I recommend both of these places on the basis of how cute the girls were that I saw and the ones that did my massage. Their base price starts off a bit high but they negotiate.

[Vancer]

Total damage $40+$90=$130 for 1hr fun with FIV, BJ, BBBJ, I don't think you overpaid. Welcome to the hobby. Was it Viet or Korean provider?

Viet. Not a young girl but not bad as first time. Wondering where in Garden Grove or somewhere around 22 can you find Korean mp?