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[JackRock]

Went by new place on Kerry, but door was locked. 4:00 on a Friday? Hopped on BP, saw ad for spa, near cafe ms. Cutie. Decided to try it out. Very busy business center parking lot. Found parking space assigned for this spa. Went in, asked for an hour .6. Girl barely opened the window at front desk, all I could see was an eye.

Handed over cash, then door opened. WTF, woman was 50, trying to look 20. Had shit load of makeup on. As she turned to walk me to room, her legs and calfs were covered with stretch marks. She had glazed look in her eye. Top it off with a funky massage oil smell. This was not going well. Oh, and there was a styrofoam to go container by the Buhdda shrine, full of noodles, in case he got hungry.

She mumbles something, points to the chair to place my clothes on, puts a tiny cloth on corner of table. I think, that won't cover anything, maybe this will turn around. Nope.

Laying down, with tiny towel on my ass, she come in. Chit chat chit chat, grabs little towel, and covers 3/4 of my body with a f'and beach towel.

Ok, getting worse. Starts lame ass massage with the funky oil that smells like jasmine and Buhdda's noodles. FML, as she is leaning over me to massage my back, she snorts, and snorts loud and hard. I could hear the snot racing up her nostrils and down her throat. I asked if she was ok, she mumbled something. Then 30 seconds more massage, then she leaves. Comes back sniffing and snorting. 5-10 minutes more massage, over the super huge towel. Then she goes to the door, and stands there listening through the door for a minute, then cracks the door, and peeps through the crack for another minute. Then goes out the door. Comes back 5 minutes later. With huge weighted back pad thing that was heated. She says something about putting it on my back. I sat up and said, what, she repeated her request, so I went with it. She puts the pad on my back, and leaves again.

I had enough, I got up, started getting dressed. Almost finished dressing, she comes back in."whats wrong bby", I said, I can be alone at home, don't need to pay you .6 for the same thing. She says, no no lay back down, its ok bby. Fuck no, this paranoid snorting chick was creeping me out. She kept talking and trying to get me to stay. I just pushed past her and walked out.

TOFTT at .6, and smelled like jasmine and noodles the rest of the day.

[OCTatts]

This area has been dry for many years. Quite a shame since in the past there were fantastic places on Lincoln. The "Angeles Acupuncture" place back in the early 2000's was one of the best KMP's ever. And the hotel on Lincoln & Gilbert was a whorehouse around 1997. I mean the whole west wing of the first floor was rented out to an outfit & there were girls in each room. But alas, this is not a nostalgia forum.

As I was driving near Cypress College, I noticed a little liquour store center with a grand opening AMP on 6136 Lincoln "Banzai Healing". This is a good location for my commute & I'm just wondering if anybody had any good experience there.

[Bushman426]

"Elegant Massage.

714-230-5408.

714-718-1545.

Come & indulge yourself with a relaxing massage in a private room with attractive, sexy Ladies.

You should come and try. We also have shower available for your convenience.

Open 7 days from 10 AM to MIDNIGHT. $40/30 mins and $60/1hr.

8851 Garden Grove Bl Suite 105, G Grove between magnolia and Newland "

It is in a busy strip center. Mid twenties papasan working the counter was nice enough and took my 40 for the half. The ladies wait in a room near the front door. I only saw two and both were cute. I got in the room and before I could get undressed in walked Jenny. She was an early twenties V-girl in a mini. Her body was nice / fit. She was rather business like but not rude. After a quick rub she gave me the menu. The standard price according to her for all is 140. I told I felt comfortable with 110 and she said that would work. Good session, we covered all angles. I was offered a shower and the customary water. Off I went a happy camper. I will return to this one. Open till midnight. Oh and I did see a white girl that looked pretty dam cute on the way out. I think her name was Nikki.

I went to this one last month. It was a weekday and was about 9pm. There was only one girl working and she was 40+. In her prime she was probably only a 6. Could not get into the session and left early.

I'll have to give this one another shot.

Thanks for the intell.

[Ib Mike]

Earlier in the week I had some time and tried a couple of places in GG.

"Elegant Massage.

714-230-5408.

714-718-1545.

Come & indulge yourself with a relaxing massage in a private room with attractive, sexy Ladies.

You should come and try. We also have shower available for your convenience.

Open 7 days from 10 AM to MIDNIGHT. $40/30 mins and $60/1hr.

8851 Garden Grove Bl Suite 105, G Grove between magnolia and Newland "

It is in a busy strip center. Mid twenties papasan working the counter was nice enough and took my 40 for the half. The ladies wait in a room near the front door. I only saw two and both were cute. I got in the room and before I could get undressed in walked Jenny. She was an early twenties V-girl in a mini. Her body was nice / fit. She was rather business like but not rude. After a quick rub she gave me the menu. The standard price according to her for all is 140. I told I felt comfortable with 110 and she said that would work. Good session, we covered all angles. I was offered a shower and the customary water. Off I went a happy camper. I will return to this one. Open till midnight. Oh and I did see a white girl that looked pretty dam cute on the way out. I think her name was Nikki.

"JO-JIE DAY SPA.

8345 Garden Grove Blvd #101, Graden Grove, CA 92844 Between Beach&Del Blvd nxt to King Billiard. Open 10am to 12pm EVERYDAY"

Another one in a fairly busy business center. In this one the lady who is next up greets you at the door and walks you back. Same 40 for the half. I had a girl named Kim (seems like half the girls are named Kim). Great body, slightly thick, natural and full B / C tits and a super tight box. She was very matter of fact in her approach which made me a bit nervous. We settled on 100 after some discussion. She seemed to get into the FS part and being on top. She seemed disappointed when I finished. I thought I was doing pretty good LOL. I had a good time with her. Her massage though brief was pretty dam good too. There is a busy billiard hall right next to it which generated some noise that I could her inside. Open till midnight.

I recommend both of these places on the basis of how cute the girls were that I saw and the ones that did my massage. Their base price starts off a bit high but they negotiate.

[Vancer]

Total damage $40+$90=$130 for 1hr fun with FIV, BJ, BBBJ, I don't think you overpaid. Welcome to the hobby. Was it Viet or Korean provider?

Viet. Not a young girl but not bad as first time. Wondering where in Garden Grove or somewhere around 22 can you find Korean mp?

[Stockholm]

Not worth 140 for a BJ. I went and left disappointed. For 250 you can get a GFE k girl

True. However those gals require a phone call to your HR Dept or boss to verify & "screen" the john. I can't afford to have a photocopy or electronic file of my real I'd & real pay stub in the possession of a call girl agency in case they get visited by the goon squad. This being the 'massage parlour" section & the best reason for partaking is the anonymity of this type of format.

But quite true my friend, the best service & selection of girls would be Islands of Asia & various other higher end (giggedy) incall services. Quite worth it to save up and spend on quality. But mongers such as I, drive around OC on kind of a tight schedule & just duck in & out of these massage joints without planning to, once in a while during times when I'm supposed to be doing something else.

[Vocoon]

Not worth 140 for a BJ. I went and left disappointed. For 250 you can get a GFE k girl

[Inboundhot]

Did a lot of research, finally went to AMP in Garden Grove (1st time). Pulled into the room by papasan within one second (you cannot imagine how quick it was) and asked me whether it was my first time, I knew the official answer was "Yes". Girl came in and I paid 4. Feel nothing on the massage since we both knew what we were heading for. Flipped over. 8 for BJ. Allowed me to touch every part of her body, which includes fingering. The embarrassing part was in the one-hour span, I was not able to cum off. Getting excited yet nervous. She did uncovered BJ and allowed me to "deep fingering". She did not complain and also hoped to finish the job before I left. I refused to and decided to leave after a little bit more than 1 hour. But I did enjoy the time in there. I heard that if you wished to come back again, don't be a cheap ass. I paid 9 for the tips at the end. Have no clue whether it was overpaid or not.

Instead of stroking my thing, I used to squeeze and pressing my thing for masturbation (ALL THE TIME). For some fucking reason, I need to learn how to stroke it and jerk off in the right way.

You might think I was a dumbass and overpaid. But I don't know, I truly want to hear more from you veterans.

Total damage $40+$90=$130 for 1hr fun with FIV, BJ, BBBJ, I don't think you overpaid. Welcome to the hobby. Was it Viet or Korean provider?

[Vancer]

Did a lot of research, finally went to AMP in Garden Grove (1st time). Pulled into the room by papasan within one second (you cannot imagine how quick it was) and asked me whether it was my first time, I knew the official answer was "Yes". Girl came in and I paid 4. Feel nothing on the massage since we both knew what we were heading for. Flipped over. 8 for BJ. Allowed me to touch every part of her body, which includes fingering. The embarrassing part was in the one-hour span, I was not able to cum off. Getting excited yet nervous. She did uncovered BJ and allowed me to "deep fingering". She did not complain and also hoped to finish the job before I left. I refused to and decided to leave after a little bit more than 1 hour. But I did enjoy the time in there. I heard that if you wished to come back again, don't be a cheap ass. I paid 9 for the tips at the end. Have no clue whether it was overpaid or not.

Instead of stroking my thing, I used to squeeze and pressing my thing for masturbation (ALL THE TIME). For some fucking reason, I need to learn how to stroke it and jerk off in the right way.

You might think I was a dumbass and overpaid. But I don't know, I truly want to hear more from you veterans.

[Agent007]

It is located at 13061 Kerry Street and cross streets are GG Blvd and Brookhurst Way. They have an ad running on only BP at this time. Grand Opening was yesterday from 6pm-midnight and will have these hours during the week until everything is finalized with the City. Opened all day on weekends. Normal operating hours will be 10am-midnight and entry fee is. 40 Has three nice clean rooms, no shower, and only two providers. The number of providers will increase to three during the day and at least two at night. Have fun and play at your own risk. One more thing, one of the providers currently has aunt flow visiting this week so be warned as only a HJ will be available.

-SS

Do you know girl opening this place Is she good looking.

[FunTrust]

. I think they are looking for clients who are going to do the full 3 course meal instead of just an appetizer.

You are right, at a place that is FS, the girls are there to make that kind of money, no massage, and they want sex so they can make money.

They usually give lousy HJ's.

So do your research; and if you only want a massage and HJ, search out those places which are many more then FS. Its fun to go to a R & T and get FS; but it usually dosn't work the other way around.

[Dkuym1]

This site does funny things with your punctuation. So I'll try again. I'll be in town on business soon. Looking for non-pro under-the-radar types but I know this is information rarely disclosed. So I'll settle for some good reliable gals. Or good massage. Or whatever. I'll be in Costa Mesa / Santa Ana. BackPage ads are usually full of crap. MyRedbook has nice gals that are pretty expensive. Any info appreciated. I like caucasian gals <= 200.

Guys, I'll be in Santa Ana on business. Would love to find some UTR nice non-pros but I understand.

How you want to keep those to yourself. I'm leary of back-page and CL and the gals on myredb. K are.

Like very expensive. I want to make the most of my time there. Will be at an upscale hotel.

Likes: caucasian / 25-35 yrs old / DATY-BBBJ (a must) /everything else is good. So if you know someone.

Please PM me. Many thanks.

I do like good massage followed by anything else too.

Budget $200 max.

[B Malibu]

I am a massage parlor virgin. So tempted to go to one or more massage parlor but scared of two things:

1. Police officers suddenly caught in and in the worst case, you ended up in the jail. Is there anyone having experience on how to answer and how to act like you are innocent?

2. Scared of HIV / AIDS. Even CBJ would get you something that you don't want.

Huntington Beach, Fountain Valley and Costa Mesa have been doing something lately. Whether you go to one of these places on weekdays, weekends, morning or at night. Does not matter, they could break in any time.

Anybody has a clue on what I am saying. Please answer this virgin and give me some feedback.

Paranoia of the two questions you posed will surely hinder your mongering experience. There is truly something to be said for "the thrill of the hunt.". Being nervous is one thing as a first timer, but being frantically terrified will only ensure an unpleasant experienc. This may not be the right hobby for you.

[Stockholm]

So I just got back from trying out Jo-Jie today in GG. Entrance fee for the HH was typical 4. I went to the room and it smelled like cigs. This girl I got Ph*obe is so amazingly beautiful and she is a V-girl, but she looks mixed! Her slim and curvy body is killer too in her tight striped white dress with no bra for her bolt-on B cups and black lace panties underneath. But man her attitude sucked. She gave me a half hearted shoulder massage and after a couple of minutes told me to flip. I told her to do my thighs too which she reluctantly did. Her HE was very mechanical and my hands were only allowed to roam outside of the dress for her chest and only her black lace panties for her round firm bum. I finally blew my load and she went to get a towel to clean up. After doing this, she told me to get out and my time was up, but I still had 15 more minutes and told me that the clock inside the room is wrong and the one outside is correct. She may be amazingly beautiful, but she rushed so much! I had to give her the 6 for the HE upfront too before the massage. So total damage was 1. I am conflicted now on whether or not to try it out again.

The cigarette smell just emanates from the korean pool hall next door. Somehow this is a perfect spot for a massage joint. Incidentally, this was the site of the former latina place that ran for a couple years. But appearance wise, this joint has the best looking girls as far as youth is concerned. These girls are all 22- 26 range. Recently saw a tiny little shorty called K#lly. Damn she was fine looking, but us guys have to be patient for these girls to loosen up a bit, because yes sometimes they seem a bit distant. Some of these girls started in this biz with little experience in real intimacy and positive boyfriend experiences. But damn yes I am hella impressed with the look and quality of the stable at this place. But my experience was pretty good. I think they are looking for clients who are going to do the full 3 course meal instead of just an appetizer.

[Xvzn Xvzn]

The unvarnished truth is that there are no absolute guarantees that you won't be busted or catch something if you monger, though there are degrees of risk in this domain as in any other. BBFS or BBBJ, to take an example, are known to be dangerous to your health, like they say on cigarette packages. Going to any but especially to a widely advertized FS AMP means that you are exposed to LE raids, though the odds are low that your visit will coincide with Johnny Law's.

Many "authorities" consider mongering a "sexual addiction", a compulsion as hard to resist for those who engage as drinking or gambling or smoking. I agree with them to a point. It is probably harder in the long run to quit mongering than to quit, say, smoking, once you start. The fact that you have found this forum and have written already probably means that you are hooked and will become a monger, if you haven't already (which I suspect) , repeatedly going through dry spells but always falling off the wagon again.

In my experience, the risk is part of the thrill (as it is in gambling) and the mental game of resisting and then giving in part of the pleasure. One of the best Backpage-type ads I saw years ago said something like,"when it is that time again, come see me." She, or her pimp, had understood something essential about her customers, and probably about themselves.

Best of luck. Life is a. And then you die.

I like what you say, ff, you are right on, although for me the thrill is absolutely only about seeing a hot, young provider, period, though often, the older ones tend to give more of a GFE. Yes, we feel guilty at times and resist, but yes, we fall off the wagon especially when you see hot women at the malls and decide, I need to get some and "fall off the wagon" again. I absolutely hate the risk of getting caught in a sting or caught std, but the thrill of seeing, feeling, and FS an attractive lady is too strong an urge to resist. I would like to see a sex therapist, but I have as yet to find a hot, gorgeous, slim female sex therapist, if you know one, let me know!