Massage Parlor Reports

**StayPuff** · 04-05-13 06:52

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

That place rotates a roster with these two places. Most of their therapists seem to be awful, but I have seen some good reviews. I used to go see Vanessa, but my palette has evolved from her limited menu. She was cool and had a great personality, and had a great body if you like them a little thicker (which sounds like you don't).

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ra-24/14095304

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...87-24/14248310

**Open Sex Fiend** · 04-04-13 20:18

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage. 23.

:•°&10084; °:* Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

Hand jobs don't do it for me unless I can get a girlfriend to do it in the middle of a bar with no one looking. When I was in 6th and 7th grade, handjobs were great.

**CTmongerX1** · 04-04-13 19:58

Originally Posted by Lowkeyx [View Original Post]

. There was one place I liked across ricobenes.

That was a classic AMP, surprised they survived as long as they did. Chinatown is still hit or miss in terms of legit versus fun spas. On the other hand if your back is killing ya, its a great place to go.

Ctm

**Jovi69** · 04-04-13 14:33

So I dreamed I took a shot with this add last night.

* Gorgeous and Hot Latina wants give you a very EROTIC Massage *.23.

:•°&10084; °:* Hi Guys! Come enjoy a FULL Body Rub From a Gorgeous LATINA. This is a very sensual and EROTIC Tantra massage BODY 2 BODY and more. I promise to exceed all your expectations & leave those who experience my sensual touch completely satisfied & coming back for more. On my private location. You will not leave disappointed! 9825; &9829; &9825; &9829; &9825; &9829;

This was a basement apt. Lawrence & Kimball. I should have bolted when the girl answered the door but I thought maybe she wasn't the therapist. Latin, fat, early twenties. Just a huge gut. 80 for a half hr of a crappy massage with a shit load of baby oil.

Sometimes she just used 1 hand. I was really frustrated while getting the massage, she than asked. 6 for a HJ, I said no, she said she would go. 5 and then down to. 4. I took it because I thought it would ease the frustration especially if I just thought about someone else. It didn't help. If you like fat girls that give you a crappy rub, this is the place for you. If not, stay far away.

I made a promise to myself for all future visits. If the add is fake or if I don't like the girl, I'm walking.

**Gleem** · 04-04-13 12:15

Long time lurker, first time poster. I have a regular parlor I go to with a regular masseuse. She gives a great massage and treats me nice. Touching allowed everywhere and under clothes. When she's ready to finish, usually climbs on top so I can lick her if I want but will only HJ.

I need new meat, tired of Asian, would like similar experience with Latinas. Anyone have parlor and masseuse name to trade?

**Sticky Rice** · 04-03-13 18:28

Trust your gut in this, take a pass to monger another day.

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I failed to mention that she use to have reviews on another board that have all disappeared.

If I remember correctly they all mentioned no FS.

**Asianplvr** · 04-03-13 15:45

Originally Posted by Jimmy24 [View Original Post]

I am looking for recommendations on the best Asian massage place to go to. If you have a favorite please pm me. I haven't

Had much luck finding one that I would go back too. Also if you would pm me the name of your favorite therapist so I could ask for her. Thanks in advance.

Mikki in Charlotte, Michigan (close to Lansing) is legandary. None, and I mean NONE are better, guaranteed. Worth the trip from Chicago. All for 180 / hour. Hawaii Spa, aka "The Islands" by the locals.

**Jovi69** · 04-03-13 14:21

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I'm just wondering if anyone has ever seen Lenna Maddox. I called her a few times last week with no answer. I texted her last nite to inquire about her service. She texted me back right away. Quoted $$ for full service, no rush or upsell.

I was surprised she would quote that via text with no idea who I was. I texted her back to say that along with my concern about my Uncle. She acted completely confused asking me why do you mean surprised and who is your Uncle? When I explained she just said, there are no police here

I failed to mention that she use to have reviews on another board that have all disappeared.

If I remember correctly they all mentioned no FS.

**Jovi69** · 04-03-13 14:17

I'm just wondering if anyone has ever seen Lenna Maddox. I called her a few times last week with no answer. I texted her last nite to inquire about her service. She texted me back right away. Quoted $$ for full service, no rush or upsell.

I was surprised she would quote that via text with no idea who I was. I texted her back to say that along with my concern about my Uncle. She acted completely confused asking me why do you mean surprised and who is your Uncle? When I explained she just said, there are no police here

**Toosweet1975** · 04-03-13 02:57

I have been Semi Busy this past couple of weeks,

Firsts place I wanted to try was. http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-25/15512081. NIce Cozy place. Beautiful woman. Great massage. A whole lot of teasing, But that is where it ends. Maybe with a few more visits it might be possible, I did love the teasing. HAHA. Would repeat for a awesome Massage.

I went to one of my favorite place on elston and Kimball. First visit with Sasha. A sweet woman Just like the rest of them. Massage was decent. But Not worth the $. There are better to choose from at this place. She is way to talkative and a Buzz killer. Most here would Give you romantic, GFE Massages. She is like one of the guys HAHA. Would not repeat with her!

I went to see S_z_ at a very popular place on elston. I broke my Virginity with the Asian apartment Experience. Ok, I don't want to blow this out of proportion, But this was one of my favorite Experiences Mongering. Wow! She is Amazing! I will keep this one short, Please take care of her and keep this one on the down low. Paid $60 for 45 minute and spent almost 2 hours with her. True GFE all the way. One of the most Bubbly attitudes out there. Only Bummer about this session was. It was a 5 minute massage. This is why I have never messed with Escort page. I love Good Quality Massages with GFE. Might repeat! Sorry Fellas. I love massages!

If you know any Good Quality massage places with GFE out there that you Don't have to spend $$ or more. Please I am willing to trade with you.

Be safe!

**Jovi69** · 04-02-13 14:15

I had a session with Ruby from Pine Tree last night. .7 for the hour, table shower included. Pretty girl, good message, clean, private rooms. Seniors can pm me if you want details.

**Jimmy24** · 04-02-13 00:57

I am looking for recommendations on the best Asian massage place to go to. If you have a favorite please pm me. I haven't
Had much luck finding one that I would go back too. Also if you would pm me the name of your favorite therapist so I could ask for her. Thanks in advance.

**HalfChi** · 04-01-13 22:54

Originally Posted by Wyd0101 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have a nice lady in the loop that I can call?

I'm in the loop this week and seriously need a hook up. PM me if you have anyone. I come here a lot and willing to TOFTT every now and again but I'm really needing a seriously great girl.

**SlickPoetry** · 04-01-13 17:39

Originally Posted by Swfan1963 [View Original Post]

Oh Christ,"exposed buttocks at a massage establishment"? This country has a fucked up sense of morality. Though I know I'm preaching to the choir. I'll never forget what someone in a passing car yelled out many, many years back when I got pulled over for a burned out taillight with the cop at my car door: "TAX COLLECTOR!"

I responded to the cop with "holy crap, people yell that sort of stuff at you?" "Yes they do" Dickhead still gave me a ticket. I'd say the passerby was spot on.

This charge will totally be dismissed. Being naked in a shower room inside a spa cannot be a crime.

So, why did they charge him? Simple-get his name in the papers. Embarrass him. Fuck over his life, his employment perhaps, and definitely his marriage if he is married.

Makes me sick.