Strip Club Reports

**Warpig2000** · 03-19-13 12:08

Club Venus has recently become my go-to spot. Once recent visit on a Saturday night and four during the day (over the last two months)

Not sure I can recommend at night, I went in back with a trashed big titted dirty brunette who was drunk, insisted on payment upfront and then lost that payment during the dance. She got me off but was about to call the bouncers on me- wish I remember the name. I bolted and left. If it weren't for my own beer goggles I should have seen it coming. Weapons check on entrance, $6 cover (after 6) , $2 to park. Obnoxious shot girl.

Its kind of a wonder I came back, but past experience brought me back to check out day shift. I'm glad I did.

Day shift, no cover. Really reasonable bucket specials. Still the $5 wrist band and $2 to park (and I'm grateful in THAT neighborhood to have someone watch the ride).

I've had awesome VIPs with several ladies. Gigi, Kat, London and Tiffany cum to mind.

Got one sweetheart I'm definitely not naming because I want to keep her for myself (yeah, thats almost pathological here because you know she's dishing it out with the others in back but- oh well)

A couple on my radar-especially Sin and Nomie

Dances are technically. 1 on Mon Tue Wed, .2 all other times. But then. 4 should get you hoover action and $ CFS (maybe. 8 if your a good negotiator) I have a feeling that on a cut throat day the prices might be even more negotiable. Takeout is an option with some of the girls as well.

(Of course, sometimes if a girl gets your number they will blow up your phone. KAT comes to mind there! Note to self, need hobby phone!)

Watch out for Michelle. Older dancer (40s) who will not do extras except HJ for price of dance, but will latch on to you and cock block you from going in the back with more desirable dancers.

Overall what I like most about Club Venus is that it has the 'ambiance' of the Hamilton Clubs without quite as much of the nickel and dime drink special bullshit. Less obnoxious dj, not quite as much pressure to have a drink in front of you at all times like Bogarts. Wristband, yes. But half the price of the Hamilton clubs. Size wise similiar to Henry's north but not layed out quite as retarded. Very much a dive and a little more 'ghetto' than either of the Henry's or Bogarts; but a more 'chill' experience where the beer is cold and the pussy is hot. Not without its drawbacks but if you like your women ALOT on the tra$hy side, its a great place to go. Faucher Fan academy types probably need not apply, these girls will eat you alive.

**Warpig2000** · 03-19-13 11:28

Did some slumming here.

Chapeau Vert. What can be said? Small, a little drab. Mens room smells like piss.

Neighborhood bar. Relatively cheap beer especially during happy hour (3-7)

Dancers are mostly 'curvy' add at least 15 lbs and 5 years to what you see at Players or other prime 8 mile clubs.

Or at least on day shift. Night shift the girls look a little better but they are not nearly as loose in the VIP.

It might be the effect of the dickhead manager, Keith, being present.

My experience is that extras are fairly available on day shift (3- 8:30pm). Of course, the VIP area is just two booths behind a screen and that's.

Pretty much because no one is in the club. The current night shift as of 3 weeks ago they seem to have got some fairly attractive older (early 30's) girls who JUST DANCE (gratuitous stick shifting and grind, but not up to hoover action or full service). Two trips at night and struck out there,

Where during the day I've got FS with 3 different ladies for between. 8 and $, same as I generally spend at Club Venus. On day shift, A__ and J___ are fairly reliable for a cheap nut, but make sure you wrap it. Or double wrap it.

Did have an interesting experience with a day shift girl was new and wouldn't play. She ended up riding the bologna pony half way through the show. One of the other girls was sucking off a guy who asked if 'we were going to put on a show for them'. I had a condom, and its like a 'switch' went off in my girls head. So being a sucker I paid her for the dances AND the. $ I offered her for FS- she claims she hadn't done that before and next time I went there she was gone, not to be found again! Sadly, some girls can't handle it when they find their inner freak!

Chapeau Vert is pretty much a club for bottom feeders but its a reliable afternoon pit stop for Triangle mongers who aren't having luck. Worth a stop if you aren't paranoid about your car being broke into (but the parking is free and there is no cover). Of course, you might want to take a hazmat decontamination shower after your visit as well.

**Warpig2000** · 03-19-13 11:02

In the past two months, I've made about 5 trips to Club Venus and Four to Chapeau Vert.

Also hit Players once in late January, Teasers in Flint about a week ago, and Traffic Jam in Mt. Clemmens two weeks before that.

So here's some random impressions of these clubs, a little late:

I'll start with the Trip to Players.

$5 to the Valet to Park, drinks weren't cheap but reasonable.

Sat at the bar, good service. Bathroom troll (which means excessive tipping for those of us with weak bladders)

Got a couple of hot dances from a MILF type named Nancy, enchanced rack good grind, she made it clear early on that extras weren't on her menu.

Couldn't find a wallet friendly pleaser instead of a teaser. I know its here, but I either wasn't flashing enough cash or didn't have the secret decoder ring.

Was their from about 5:30 to shift change at 7, bailed when the night shift came on. Nice club, great eye candy. Too much for my cheap ass wallet.

Funny thing is, Nancy was a real sweetheart and I could easily be suckered into the game of being a 'regular' until she decided to lift her rules for me.

Or maybe hell would have froze over first. At. 25 per song the quest gets way too expensive with some sure things in this town. Tried hitting on a couple of girls on the stage before they left to see if anyone wanted to make some fast cash but got quoted $.5 BBBJ/$$.5 FS and wouldn't come down. Tried to get her to go $.5 FS and it wasn't happening. Cut losses, decided to stick to dives. If someone is finding service here within their budget, more power to them, its a NICE club, friendly staff- lots of pretty nekkid girls. Just no bang for the buck as far as I'm concerned.

Picked up my car and drove off into the January blizzard.

**AllRight999** · 03-19-13 08:11

Are there any regular bars where you can find service providers? I know they used to exist, but is that the end of it?

**HeywoodJablomi** · 03-19-13 02:48

McKenzie, blonde, a bit thick with small B-s, but nice girl, very good service and attitude, takes direction, bls, good nourishing catch.

Jade. 5'9-5'10, slender, blonde, droopy bees with great nips, good technique, okay attitude, but no catch.

Note to self: negotiate the catch before heading back.

**Otto22** · 03-18-13 19:44

Originally Posted by TenderMan [View Original Post]

Probably her real name and the others would be hard to remember. LOL

Brenda IS her real name. Nice girl (mother of 5!) and a reliable in the VIP.

**TenderMan** · 03-18-13 12:40

Originally Posted by JuanBee [View Original Post]

Stopped by Bogies last week around 4pm. New girl named Crystal. Mixed race, thin, about a 5 or 6 sat down to chat because she was bored. Weird convo. She said it was her first day on the job. Her Aunt told her about the Bogies and suggested she work there. Nice family. She also started to rip on the other girls. Saying that one looked older than her mother and she never saw such weird looking girls. Can't imagine she's going to be making many friends there.

Got a dance from Brenda. A little older redhead. Had a great time. Question I have is how come she couldn't come up with a better stripper name like Savannah, Montana, or Chelsea.

Probably her real name and the others would be hard to remember. LOL

**JuanBee** · 03-18-13 12:31

Stopped by Bogies last week around 4pm. New girl named Crystal. Mixed race, thin, about a 5 or 6 sat down to chat because she was bored. Weird convo. She said it was her first day on the job. Her Aunt told her about the Bogies and suggested she work there. Nice family. She also started to rip on the other girls. Saying that one looked older than her mother and she never saw such weird looking girls. Can't imagine she's going to be making many friends there.

Got a dance from Brenda. A little older redhead. Had a great time. Question I have is how come she couldn't come up with a better stripper name like Savannah, Montana, or Chelsea.

**TenderMan** · 03-18-13 10:45

Originally Posted by Marelobo Mex [View Original Post]

This is a awesome idea, I can't join you either as my trip to Detroit isn't until later in the month. If it works out well, maybe you can do it a couple times a year.

Did anyone go to this gathering? How were the Dancers?

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-17-13 16:59

Anyone can report if Skye has been at BTs. Waitress by day Stripper by night.

She had the least make up and most natural hair I have ever seen on a stripper. She said she doesn't dance often, only when she is short on cash from her primary job, but said she was thinking of dancing more frequently.

I would love to see her another time, the last time I was there she didn't find me until I had already completed two pops, and I couldn't sample everything I was interested in.

MM

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-17-13 16:56

Originally Posted by JDirt [View Original Post]

OK, here is the game plan for Saturday night. Everyone is invited, so come out and have some fun.

Taqueria Lupitas 3443 Bagley Ave Detroit, MI 48216 (313) 843-1105 For dinner at 6pm.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=lupits

+3443++bagley+detroit+mi&bav=on. 2, or. R_qf. &bvm=bv. 43287494, the. Dmg&biw=1320&bih=687&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=s-8_UcKmKdWz4APQv4DABQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg.

BT'S Executive Club 14417 Michigan Avenue Dearborn, MI 48126 (313) 584-3600 Starting at 8pm. Tell the door-man (Mike or Ryan) that you talked to Kevin (the day shift manager) and he is waving your cover for the gathering. Please just tip the door-girl a buck or two to keep the bar happy.

https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=bts

+executive+club+reviews&bav=on. 2, or. R_qf. &bvm=bv. 43287494, the. Dmg&biw=1320&bih=687&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl.

Bogart's Lounge 30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141 (734) 595-6677 Possibly for last call around midnight.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=bogarts

+inkster+mi&bav=on. 2, or. R_qf. &bvm=bv. 43287494, the. Dmg&biw=1320&bih=687&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=4vI_UfKpDdLE4AO5uIHoDw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg

This is a awesome idea, I can't join you either as my trip to Detroit isn't until later in the month. If it works out well, maybe you can do it a couple times a year.

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-17-13 16:54

Originally Posted by JDirt [View Original Post]

Is this Cody girl covered in tattoos?

JD, I seem to remember she had some tattoos, but I definitely wouldn't have used the word covered in tattoos.

MM

**Boredinyork** · 03-16-13 13:30

Decided to stop in since it's always a good time. Never fails.

Noticed they had a feature dancer there. Was there for about 2 hours before she actually danced. Mostly she just walked around aggressively selling the VIP room but wouldn't talk business unless you went back with her. Watched some talent for a bit and tipped a little spinner. Negotiated on stage (she wasn't doing much dancing) for VIP for $.4, then tipped her friend with some baby wrinkles on her mid section and awful bolt ons. Said they would come by after their set. In the long long wait for that while she speed the room looking for a better price I decided to try my luck with malibu, a tiny black spinner with good attitude and a tight body. Took her in back for $.2 for full service and got get number for some outcall work later.

After I get back from dumping my full balloon in the men's room bathroom the first two come over wanting to do aduo for $$.2. I told them I didn't want to spend that kind of money and they missed their chance to cash in by bring late.

**Mustangs69** · 03-16-13 00:57

Yes sir. Really thin spinner type. She was a brunette with highlights.

Originally Posted by Gwailo [View Original Post]

Do you remember what Honey looked like? My atf from H8S was Honey, thin blonde with small tits.

**Gwailo** · 03-15-13 19:06

Originally Posted by Mustangs69 [View Original Post]

went to Bogarts.

The talent was definitely better at BT's but you'll pay for that as well. Talked to Taylor and Honey, went to VIP with a young blonde not named Britney, had tattoos but forgot her name. $.1 for the bracelet and $ for the blonde. Good times had by all.

Do you remember what Honey looked like? My atf from H8S was Honey, thin blonde with small tits.