Massage Parlor Reports

[Humpfree]

Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.

Everyone is afraid of getting shut down. Lot of the girls read USA Sex they see what's going on.

Look at last year. How many got shut down. This one then that one getting shut down Licence Revoked. Alice's on Wentworth Licence Revoked. She is still fighting to reopen 8500. Lawyer fee's. She paid 2300. A month rent to keep her location. Closed April. Paid rent till July 9200. Had to let it go. Put everything in storage. Maybe reopen April 1st Just maybe. I talked to her last night. Look at Midway Spa open 3 month's then shut down. I hear it cost 30. 000. To open Midway. I could go on on but we all know who what and why. So most of the girls are not taking any chances. The smart one's anyway.

[Humpfree]

I really hate these types of posts because they seem lazy, but believe me I've been looking through post after post. I'm looking to kill some time after tonight's Blackhawks game before I have to hop on an early morning flight. Can anyone recommend a place that is open 24/7? Almost everything closes at 10:30.

Thinking next time to may need to come in on earlyer flight. When everybody is open. Lots of places near United Center.

[SteveFishman]

I really hate these types of posts because they seem lazy, but believe me I've been looking through post after post. I'm looking to kill some time after tonight's Blackhawks game before I have to hop on an early morning flight. Can anyone recommend a place that is open 24/7? Almost everything closes at 10:30.

[Gbaby31]

Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.

I've been to Lagrange massage parlor by the hallmark? Got nothing in return and she wanted a tip have her. 5 and I was gone

[Swfan1963]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms? Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.

Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.

[StayPuff]

I've been to the Irving Park spot about five times and I feel like they may be under new "management". The HH price used to be. 50 so. 40 is good. However, they post multiple ads, some of which still say. 50 and some don't even mention HH. The massage is always complete crap. I've had FS for. 140 and it was very, very good. But that Chica is gone. She gave me a private number she claimed but I never got an answer the like million times I called. I would have loved a session with her minus a door fee.

The prices I encountered there were. 60, .75 for CBJ. Twice I've been there and received services without any mention of money. One quite good CBJ I asked how much she wanted and she basically shrugged. Based on recent reports and the last time I was there, it's been the standard Latina prices with no FS offered.

My questions are, has anyone been there recently? Has anyone seen the two girls in the ads, one that has some stars on her back? It looks like she has a decent body but is probably not hot.

I've been there within the past couple of months. I usually see a girl named Ci-Ci. The first time I went I saw a girl named Kate who I wish I got FS with but I haven't seen her since. There's also this short dumpy chick who had dark circles under her eyes, barely speaks english and uses vaseline as massage oil. Avoid her.

I can't tell if any of the pictures are real or not, but I know that place shares some photos with this place (I haven't visited yet) :

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...50-18/13514366

[StayPuff]

TOFTT with Melina near Harlem & Lawrence (has a 872 area code). Large residential building with high traffic, not discreet at all. According to her profile she's "Mixed Asian". Translation: black chick. She is good looking though, but service was rushed, and she made it more about her than me. I thought for the. 15 price and being Asian, this would involve a full menu, and the slight chance of an actual Nuru massage but it was only a regular massage & HJ (CBJ is on the menu for an extra 5, but I said hell no). On the flip it was apparent she was disinterested as she was looking around the room and making it obvious she wasn't into it. Will not return.

Looks. 7.

Massage. 4.

Experience. 2

[Brandonkelly]

Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...40-24/10677853

Ember Garden Schaumburg.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-22/14354922

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ee-22/14137408

I've been to the Irving Park spot about five times and I feel like they may be under new "management". The HH price used to be. 50 so. 40 is good. However, they post multiple ads, some of which still say. 50 and some don't even mention HH. The massage is always complete crap. I've had FS for. 140 and it was very, very good. But that Chica is gone. She gave me a private number she claimed but I never got an answer the like million times I called. I would have loved a session with her minus a door fee.

The prices I encountered there were. 60, .75 for CBJ. Twice I've been there and received services without any mention of money. One quite good CBJ I asked how much she wanted and she basically shrugged. Based on recent reports and the last time I was there, it's been the standard Latina prices with no FS offered.

My questions are, has anyone been there recently? Has anyone seen the two girls in the ads, one that has some stars on her back? It looks like she has a decent body but is probably not hot.

[Halfa Nut]

I have almost went here more than a few times I called she didn't pick up and she didn't reply to an appointment setup via email. If you do actually go I would be eager to hear about it.

She's definitely been reviewed here before, less than a year ago. Search the board. Sorry I can't remember exactly, but I thought she got decent reviews, maybe not FS though.

[TheShadow2]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms? Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.

Sal,

Sorry for your experience, but thanks for taking one for the team. I have been PM'ing with a brother here who had good success there, and I was going to visit this weekend. Now I will pass. I'm like you in that I must give off a LEO vibe because I'm older but in good shape. Just not interested in paying for a massage and not leaving happy. This "hobby" sucks sometimes. Thanks again for posting your experience.

[Sal Minella]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms?! Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.

[Timmer]

The girl you speak of is Armenian. She has religious beliefs that will prevent her from doing anything for you. You can, however, massage her and get her off. Kind of crazy. You can do anything to her, but she won't touch you. That is the problem with religion. Religion is always ala carte. Pick and choose what you will follow. My $.02.

Called ahead to schedule an appointment my regular wasn't available so I tried this new girl. NIce surprise although Russian she makes up her eyes to look Asian and has a banging body.

Started a nice massage with some good technique and not bad of a conversationalist. No extras at the end although she seamed to hint and asked all the right questions of ones who do. The massage was interrupted many times so it was not to be this time, but I will repeat to find out.

[AmericanIron]

Called ahead to schedule an appointment my regular wasn't available so I tried this new girl. NIce surprise although Russian she makes up her eyes to look Asian and has a banging body.

Started a nice massage with some good technique and not bad of a conversationalist. No extras at the end although she seamed to hint and asked all the right questions of ones who do. The massage was interrupted many times so it was not to be this time, but I will repeat to find out.

[Gbaby31]

Hey guys,

I was in your fair city this past weekend on business and decided to go for my first asian massage. I called Unwind and the lady said she had 4 girls to choose from. When I got there, there was an old lady with really bad teeth that let me in. She said $65 for 30 minutes. I said I wanted to see the girls before I paid her. She said they were all on their way but said they were all really beautiful, between 22 and 24 years old, and I could choose when they got there. Ok, I said, and gave her $65. She led me to a room with a mattress on the floor, told me to undress and the girls would be there soon.

20 minutes later, I was still laying on that mattress waiting for the girls. The old lady came back in my room and said a girl just got here and I could either have her or the old lady would do my massage. I said "You told me I could pick from 4 girls", she said only one could come because of the snow. LOL, yeah right. Since the old lady was really ugly and had horrible teeth and breath, I figured I would take my chances with the new girl who she promised would be 24 years old and beautiful.

Maybe the Chinese have a different way of determining age, but if this lady was 24, I look like Brad Pitt. She was at least 60 and had worst teeth than the original lady. I figured what the hell, I've been laying here for 30 minutes, and already paid my $65, which I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to get back, I may as well get a massage.

She did actually give a pretty good massage for about 20 minutes. Then I asked her to finish me off and she said no problem. She oiled me up and gave a pretty good HJ. She cleaned me up with a nice warm towel and massaged me for another 10 minutes or so. I was there at least 45 minutes so that was good, she didn't watch the clock at all. She never asked for a tip, but I gave her $20. She said it wasn't enough, and I told her that was all the money I had. She said "ok, but next time finish is $40". I laughed and said ok, but probably won't be back. The women were just too ugly. All in all it wasn't a terrible time, I just kept my eyes closed and pretended I was with a beautiful 24 year old asian. Damage was $85 total. I probably won't return but hey, now I can say I went to an asian massage parlor.

Doesn't seem that bad obviously except for the old age, Liz always had great girls young girls. The best one I've ever had was this girl Bella blk girl 23 bubbly personality and a body of a fitness model she was amazing. Or try orland parks spa great deal with table shower also older women but great gREAT service

[Humpfree]

Hey guys,

I was in your fair city this past weekend on business and decided to go for my first asian massage. I called Unwind and the lady said she had 4 girls to choose from. When I got there, there was an old lady with really bad teeth that let me in. She said $65 for 30 minutes. I said I wanted to see the girls before I paid her. She said they were all on their way but said they were all really beautiful, between 22 and 24 years old, and I could choose when they got there. Ok, I said, and gave her $65. She led me to a room with a mattress on the floor, told me to undress and the girls would be there soon.

20 minutes later, I was still laying on that mattress waiting for the girls. The old lady came back in my room and said a girl just got here and I could either have her or the old lady would do my massage. I said "You told me I could pick from 4 girls", she said only one could come because of the snow. LOL, yeah right. Since the old lady was really ugly and had horrible teeth and breath, I figured I would take my chances with the new girl who she promised would be 24 years old and beautiful.

Maybe the Chinese have a different way of determining age, but if this lady was 24, I look like Brad Pitt. She was at least 60 and had worst teeth than the original lady. I figured what the hell, I've been laying here for 30 minutes, and already paid my $65, which I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to get back, I may as well get a massage.

She did actually give a pretty good massage for about 20 minutes. Then I asked her to finish me off and she said no problem. She oiled me up and gave a pretty good HJ. She cleaned me up with a nice warm towel and massaged me for another 10 minutes or so. I was there at least 45 minutes so that was good, she didn't watch the clock at all. She never asked for a tip, but I gave her $20. She said it wasn't enough, and I told her that was all the money I had. She said "ok, but next time finish is $40". I laughed and said ok, but probably won't be back. The women were just too ugly. All in all it wasn't a terrible time, I just kept my eyes closed and pretended I was with a beautiful 24 year old asian. Damage was $85 total. I probably won't return but hey, now I can say I went to an asian massage parlor.

Yes sounds like you got FS, You got F---ED