Massage Parlor Reports

[LawDog17]

Had another great time at AGG but may have to check out this place in the light of the report here. I went over there a couple of weeks ago but didn't like what I saw or what I smelled. So, maybe I was UNLUCKY?

V

Hey V. I couldn't agree more with your sniffer. We have all been to places that didn't pass the smell test. There was one place on Colonial that smelled so bad I still smell it when I drive by. I just know when I was done at SPA, I said to myself, that was an above average rub. And I don't always say that. Have fun. Dog

[Viamx]

The other day was in the area of Kirkman and Conroy and decided to try the place that says SPA in the Publix Plaza behind the Suntrust. Rolled up and was treated to a very pretty lady. 7.5-8/10 on the AMP looks scale. Paid. 6 for hour and had a nice dream. Good rub, with lots of attention to detail. 8/10. The old bad back has flaired up and she paid special care to treat it right. Also attention to the feet which is sometimes rare. She did not seemed to be bother by my roaming hands and actually seemed to enjoy it. On the flip, no haggle necessary as she gave a nice handshake, which she enthusiastically gripped. Very pretty, didn't get her name but medium height, long brown hair, with nice 34 big B small C's. Used hot towels, no TS offered. Only real complaint was use of combination baby oil and vaseline. It felt good but even after toweling it was hard to feel clean. I will repeat as they seem like there may be more on the menu after some repore is established. Left standard tip (.4) which was heartily accepted. As always, YMMV. Good Luck and good hunting. Oh and for those who don't know me yet I really don't like most AMP's as I find myself rushed or lack of enthusiam or smell of kimche, but I must say this was a good stumble. My last few experiences have been above average so the competition may be influencing customer service levels. Or I just got lucky. Lucky Dog out.

Had another great time at AGG but may have to check out this place in the light of the report here. I went over there a couple of weeks ago but didn't like what I saw or what I smelled. So, maybe I was UNLUCKY?

V

[RobJob33]

Since this month's rub and tickle money came from Uncle Sam, I tried a place that hasn't gotten good reviews here, but I was curious about anyway. Tried to TOFTT and went to Panda on Fairbanks. I know all about the $50 bait and switch. I was prepared to pay at least 80 plus tip.

Met a 7/10 girl named Misha (or Michelle) , long in the face, but tight bod. Had to wait 5 min in room because they were hopping on a Friday afternoon. Should've picked another time. Good TS, but I walked by another monger in a towel on the way back. They need to put in a traffic light at the intersection. Got rushed through the rub and went straight to the upsell. Was out the door in 35-40 minutes, no need to pay for an hour. There was no need to TOFTT, because I *dreamt* I got the best service I have had in Orlando in a long time. Seniors PM me for details.

On the way out, while walking by another monger by the TS room, I said hi to a little cutie. Mischa told me all about her. Lulu. 21 and Korean, might have to try her.

Squid Jigs

I was at Panda back at the end of December or early January. Met and walked to the room by a younger lady and was told she would be back and to lay down face first. Enjoyed a nice massage but on the flip realized an older lady was giving the massage. Not a deal breaker so just went with it. Dreamed of getting her naked and doing some dining. After clean-up and on the way out ran into the younger lady who told me next time she would take care of me. I think I've read they did the same thing to someone else. Odd but still had a nice time.

[LawDog17]

The other day was in the area of Kirkman and Conroy and decided to try the place that says SPA in the Publix Plaza behind the Suntrust. Rolled up and was treated to a very pretty lady. 7.5-8/10 on the AMP looks scale. Paid. 6 for hour and had a nice dream. Good rub, with lots of attention to detail. 8/10. The old bad back has flaired up and she paid special care to treat it right. Also attention to the feet which is sometimes rare. She did not seemed to be bother by my roaming hands and actually seemed to enjoy it. On the flip, no haggle necessary as she gave a nice handshake, which she enthusiastically gripped. Very pretty, didn't get her name but medium height, long brown hair, with nice 34 big B small C's. Used hot towels, no TS offered. Only real complaint was use of combination baby oil and vaseline. It felt good but even after toweling it was hard to feel clean. I will repeat as they seem like there may be more on the menu after some repore is established. Left standard tip (.4) which was heartily accepted. As always, YMMV. Good Luck and good hunting. Oh and for those who don't know me yet I really don't like most AMP's as I find myself rushed or lack of enthusiam or smell of kimche, but I must say this was a good stumble. My last few experiences have been above average so the competition may be influencing customer service levels. Or I just got lucky. Lucky Dog out.

[LawDog17]

Had a chance to dream another dream at Miss May on Washington and Bumby. .6 at the door for an hour, met by the crazy hair therapist (she has a bad perm, as if there is such a thing as a good one) , she is probably a 5-6/10 on the AMP scale. Was in desperate need of a good rub, and normally I don't like it hard but she gave me a grind and half. Almost cried a few times as she went deep. She would say one second, one second, as she tortured my sore body. Rub was a 9/10 as I felt like a million dollars both after and later. She was playful and fun also. No haggle, just a good time. Left happy and gave a standard tip, .4 which was much appreciated (rare these days) I write this for those who like a deep rub and are in the area this was a good one. As always, YMMV. Good luck and good hunting. Dog

[TheJester]

So after not getting the massage I needed at NT I thought I'd fall back to one of my ATFs, Cosmos, where I can usually count on a good massage (and enthusiastic handshake to boot).

I ended up drawing a new girl who I just wasn't attracted to at all, but I figured, what the hell, I'll roll with it and see what happens.

The breakdown:

The massage: Meh. I'll give her a 4 out of 10. She could feel where the knots were. From talking to her I knew she'd been at this for a while so she knew what she was doing. Unfortunately the effort just wasn't there.

The girl: Her best aspect was that she was a good conversationalist. This is pretty rare at AMPs so I enjoyed that. Her body wasn't too bad, but her looks just didn't do it for me.

The ending: The lack of enthusiasm was the biggest killer here. She had good tease / built up skills, which always seems to be the case at Cosmos. But once it came to the actual handshake, she couldn't even feign enthusiasm well. The other frustrating part was that she stood in such a way to deliberately block off roaming access.

I've had great experiences at Cosmos before but this just wasn't one of them. I'm sorry, I didn't catch her name.

[TheJester]

Haven't posted anything for a while so I figured it was time to get back to contributing.

Based on JimHatz (hope that's spelled right) review a while back I decided to take another shot at NT.

I haven't been there since my last review a long while back about them not changing their towels between clients.

Well, I went twice and both times I drew the same lovely lass that Jim reviewed and she was worth the repeat trip.

So let me break it down for you:

The massage: meh, I'll give it a 5 out of 10. I've had worse but I've also had way better. For me the massage is just as important as the ending since I have chronic back pain. She just didn't have the skill (or the desire?) to rub out the knots.

The girl: Sexy, hot, great attitude, lovely and one of the best damn asses I've ever seen on a Chinese girl. I normally don't mind bolt ons, since I like them big, but her bolt ons were like baseballs under her skin. Very hard. So I wasn't wild about those. But otherwise she's great.

The ending: Well, to be absolutely honest with myself, most of us don't go to NT for the massage. This particular AMP is more about the ending. She rates very high in that category. I can't comment on the menu, because I've never been more than a handshake guy, but the handshake she delivered was one of the best ever.

So about them not changing out the towels afterwards. Well, I'm sad to say that still seems to be the case. I mentioned that I've been there twice recently and the first time there seemed to be a bit of confusion and she met me outside the room after I got dressed so I didn't get to see if she just re-straightened the towels. Then the second time I realized that it wasn't confusion. They meet you outside the room after you dress so you don't SEE them re-straighten the towels. This is just a real damn shame. For the price NT is a great experience. But those re-used linens just grosses me out.

Before I get assaulted with questions, the linens I'm referring to are the ones on the table, not the cleanup linens. I just assuming that the cleanup linens are fresh each time, but who the hell really knows.

[Squid Jigs]

Since this month's rub and tickle money came from Uncle Sam, I tried a place that hasn't gotten good reviews here, but I was curious about anyway. Tried to TOFTT and went to Panda on Fairbanks. I know all about the $50 bait and switch. I was prepared to pay at least 80 plus tip.

Met a 7/10 girl named Misha (or Michelle) , long in the face, but tight bod. Had to wait 5 min in room because they were hopping on a Friday afternoon. Should've picked another time. Good TS, but I walked by another monger in a towel on the way back. They need to put in a traffic light at the intersection. Got rushed through the rub and went straight to the upsell. Was out the door in 35-40 minutes, no need to pay for an hour. There was no need to TOFTT, because I *dreamt* I got the best service I have had in Orlando in a long time. Seniors PM me for details.

On the way out, while walking by another monger by the TS room, I said hi to a little cutie. Mischa told me all about her. Lulu. 21 and Korean, might have to try her.

Squid Jigs

[Squid Jigs]

Looked up Heather in Winter Springs again. If you are looking for a really good massage, she's a great non-AMP alternative. This time she seemed to be having a better day than my first visit. She was much more enthusiastic, maybe a good sign for future visits. Will repeat. 70 with 40 tip.

Squid Jigs

[RobJob33]

Visited Head to Toe on Colonial. I can't remember them advertising but saw the sign one day as driving by and got curious. Parking was excellent being behind the building. Door was open and walked right in. Actually startled her while she was reading. I liked that she was a bigger Asian woman. I must be in a curvy woman stage of life.

Anyway, I dreamed of a nice massage. Nice topless ending. Nice big real (o) o) 's got sucked on.

Didn't like her toes. I'm a big believer in manicured toes. Especially if that's all we can see of you being face down for the start. Just say'and $.20 total.

[RobJob33]

I believe she is reviewed in the above report.

I've dreamed of Lori a couple times. A little talkative. Mid 40's with a great body. Wonderful rub. Excellent topless handshakes and shaved kitty though I was told not to insert. Asked about tasting her and was told nooo. She had me ready to go anyway so I didn't pursue it. Have wondered if I spent a little more time with her more frequently if trust would build but the time I have spent with her was nice.

[Just Cruzin]

I believe she is reviewed in the above report.

There was a new lady, Lori I believe is her name, hadn't been able to schedule with her but I think she might be same level as Jane. Does anybody else know? Lori is not new to area, might've worked at Winter Park Massage.

[Scottluvsbbw]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

There was a new lady, Lori I believe is her name, hadn't been able to schedule with her but I think she might be same level as Jane. Does anybody else know? Lori is not new to area, might've worked at Winter Park Massage.

[Envelope 57]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

Jane is the answer.

[TaterNuts]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

I had a great massage and left happy at Windsong.

The massage was relaxing and therapeutic. Soothing music, water at the end.

Be a gentleman