Massage Parlor Reports

**Sal Minella** · 02-26-13 18:14

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms?! Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.

**Timmer** · 02-26-13 12:49

The girl you speak of is Armenian. She has religious beliefs that will prevent her from doing anything for you. You can, however, massage her and get her off. Kind of crazy. You can do anything to her, but she won't touch you. That is the problem with religion. Religion is always ala carte. Pick and choose what you will follow. My $.02.

Originally Posted by AmericanIron [View Original Post]

Called ahead to schedule an appointment my regular wasn't available so I tried this new girl. NIce surprise although Russian she makes up her eyes to look Asian and has a banging body.

Started a nice massage with some good technique and not bad of a conversationalist. No extras at the end although she seamed to hint and asked all the right questions of ones who do. The massage was interrupted many times so it was not to be this time, but I will repeat to find out.

**AmericanIron** · 02-26-13 11:47

Called ahead to schedule an appointment my regular wasn't available so I tried this new girl. NIce surprise although Russian she makes up her eyes to look Asian and has a banging body.

Started a nice massage with some good technique and not bad of a conversationalist. No extras at the end although she seamed to hint and asked all the right questions of ones who do. The massage was interrupted many times so it was not to be this time, but I will repeat to find out.

**Gbaby31** · 02-26-13 11:39

Originally Posted by Backsnail Lvr [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I was in your fair city this past weekend on business and decided to go for my first asian massage. I called Unwind and the lady said she had 4 girls to choose from. When I got there, there was an old lady with really bad teeth that let me in. She said $65 for 30 minutes. I said I wanted to see the girls before I paid her. She said they were all on their way but said they were all really beautiful, between 22 and 24 years old, and I could choose when they got there. Ok, I said, and gave her $65. She led me to a room with a mattress on the floor, told me to undress and the girls would be there soon.

20 minutes later, I was still laying on that mattress waiting for the girls. The old lady came back in my room and said a girl just got here and I could either have her or the old lady would do my massage. I said "You told me I could pick from 4 girls", she said only one could come because of the snow. LOL, yeah right. Since the old lady was really ugly and had horrible teeth and breath, I figured I would take my chances with the new girl who she promised would be 24 years old and beautiful.

Maybe the Chinese have a different way of determining age, but if this lady was 24, I look like Brad Pitt. She was at least 60 and had worst teeth than the original lady. I figured what the hell, I've been laying here for 30 minutes, and already paid my $65, which I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to get back, I may as well get a massage.

She did actually give a pretty good massage for about 20 minutes. Then I asked her to finish me off and she said no problem. She oiled me up and gave a pretty good HJ. She cleaned me up with a nice warm towel and massaged me for another 10 minutes or so. I was there at least 45 minutes so that was good, she didn't watch the clock at all. She never asked for a tip, but I gave her $20. She said it wasn't enough, and I told her that was all the money I had. She said "ok, but next time finish is $40". I laughed and said ok, but probably won't be back. The women were just too ugly. All in all it wasn't a terrible time, I just kept my eyes closed and pretended I was with a beautiful 24 year old asian. Damage was $85 total. I probably won't return but hey, now I can say I went to an asian massage parlor.

Doesn't seem that bad obviously except for the old age, Liz always had great girls young girls. The best one I've ever had was this girl Bella blk girl 23 bubbly personality and a body of a fitness model she was amazing. Or try orland parks spa great deal with table shower also older women but great gREAT service

**Humpfree** · 02-26-13 10:53

Originally Posted by Backsnail Lvr [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I was in your fair city this past weekend on business and decided to go for my first asian massage. I called Unwind and the lady said she had 4 girls to choose from. When I got there, there was an old lady with really bad teeth that let me in. She said $65 for 30 minutes. I said I wanted to see the girls before I paid her. She said they were all on their way but said they were all really beautiful, between 22 and 24 years old, and I could choose when they got there. Ok, I said, and gave her $65. She led me to a room with a mattress on the floor, told me to undress and the girls would be there soon.

20 minutes later, I was still laying on that mattress waiting for the girls. The old lady came back in my room and said a girl just got here and I could either have her or the old lady would do my massage. I said "You told me I could pick from 4 girls", she said only one could come because of the snow. LOL, yeah right. Since the old lady was really ugly and had horrible teeth and breath, I figured I would take my chances with the new girl who she promised would be 24 years old and beautiful.

Maybe the Chinese have a different way of determining age, but if this lady was 24, I look like Brad Pitt. She was at least 60 and had worst teeth than the original lady. I figured what the hell, I've been laying here for 30 minutes, and already paid my $65, which I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to get back, I may as well get a massage.

She did actually give a pretty good massage for about 20 minutes. Then I asked her to finish me off and she said no problem. She oiled me up and gave a pretty good HJ. She cleaned me up with a nice warm towel and massaged me for another 10 minutes or so. I was there at least 45 minutes so that was good, she didn't watch the clock at all. She never asked for a tip, but I gave her $20. She said it wasn't enough, and I told her that was all the money I had. She said "ok, but next time finish is $40". I laughed and said ok, but probably won't be back. The women were just too ugly. All in all it wasn't a terrible time, I just kept my eyes closed and pretended I was with a beautiful 24 year old asian. Damage was $85 total. I probably won't return but hey, now I can say I went to an asian massage parlor.

Yes sounds like you got FS, You got F---ED

**Dazhiba** · 02-26-13 07:24

Originally Posted by HoosierDick [View Original Post]

Can anyone help me out with a number for an Asian apartment? I've been intrigued and finally have the opportunity to try.

Thanks

Look on eros!

**HoosierDick** · 02-25-13 22:34

Can anyone help me out with a number for an Asian apartment? I've been intrigued and finally have the opportunity to try.

Thanks

**Backsnail Lvr** · 02-25-13 19:07

Hey guys,

I was in your fair city this past weekend on business and decided to go for my first asian massage. I called Unwind and the lady said she had 4 girls to choose from. When I got there, there was an old lady with really bad teeth that let me in. She said $65 for 30 minutes. I said I wanted to see the girls before I paid her. She said they were all on their way but said they were all really beautiful, between 22 and 24 years old, and I could choose when they got there. Ok, I said, and gave her $65. She led me to a room with a mattress on the floor, told me to undress and the girls would be there soon.

20 minutes later, I was still laying on that mattress waiting for the girls. The old lady came back in my room and said a girl just got here and I could either have her or the old lady would do my massage. I said "You told me I could pick from 4 girls", she said only one could come because of the snow. LOL, yeah right. Since the old lady was really ugly and had horrible teeth and breath, I figured I would take my chances with the new girl who she promised would be 24 years old and beautiful.

Maybe the Chinese have a different way of determining age, but if this lady was 24, I look like Brad Pitt. She was at least 60 and had worst teeth than the original lady. I figured what the hell, I've been laying here for 30 minutes, and already paid my $65, which I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to get back, I may as well get a massage.

She did actually give a pretty good massage for about 20 minutes. Then I asked her to finish me off and she said no problem. She oiled me up and gave a pretty good HJ. She cleaned me up with a nice warm towel and massaged me for another 10 minutes or so. I was there at least 45 minutes so that was good, she didn't watch the clock at all. She never asked for a tip, but I gave her $20. She said it wasn't enough, and I told her that was all the money I had. She said "ok, but next time finish is $40". I laughed and said ok, but probably won't be back. The women were just too ugly. All in all it wasn't a terrible time, I just kept my eyes closed and pretended I was with a beautiful 24 year old asian. Damage was $85 total. I probably won't return but hey, now I can say I went to an asian massage parlor.

**NorthsideTod2** · 02-25-13 18:36

Originally Posted by Tryagain1 [View Original Post]

I've read the forum on and off for a while now. Been to many providers in the city, but looking for someone new. Have plenty of info to trade on BP providers as well as some AMP. Looking for a new mp or indy provider tho. Happy to trade info.

Please pm

Welcome.

My real jewel is Sabrina at OKI on Chicago ave about 22 very cute but with the best body I have seen at a AMP. If your patient and show you will tip you might get the tightest FS. As I say you will have to be a little patient and give her a little extra tip and you will have a gem. She does not warm up to all. Good luck.

Now I can use some new talent can you share some gems.

**Happy Meals** · 02-25-13 18:09

Really like Mercy in Michigan Ave. Hey does anybody here know when Coco is coming back from vacation? She's been out for a while.

**Jovi69** · 02-25-13 14:29

I dreamt that I had a massage at the new place in LaGrange on Sunday.

I paid. 6 at the front desk for an hour. I was taken to a private room by the receptionist and told I could hang my clothes on the back of the door.

Room was clean, quite, comfortable, with soft music and low lights.

I was disappointed when the therapist walked in, older, mid forties, thin and not good looking.

I thought she had see-the cups but that turned out to be all padding.

Massage was uncovered most of the time with light brushing in certain areas, on the flip, she took a small towel and covered the area. When my hands roamed, no resistance or acknowledgment happened.

Massage was great, very good skill, professionally trained, she massaged everywhere including fingers, toes, ears, scalp and all the usual places.

Extras just happened, no talk of additional money or anything. It was nice not to have to stop and negotiate extras.

I would have rated the visit as a great value. 8-9 had my therapist been cute.

I probably will repeat but only if I get to choose the girl.

**TryAgain1** · 02-25-13 14:15

I've read the forum on and off for a while now. Been to many providers in the city, but looking for someone new. Have plenty of info to trade on BP providers as well as some AMP. Looking for a new mp or indy provider tho. Happy to trade info.

Please pm

**Skonsk** · 02-25-13 10:19

Originally Posted by Jamz20 [View Original Post]

This makes me a sad puppy.

Yes we miss her. I wonder about ronnie too

**StayPuff** · 02-24-13 20:47

Not going to go into too deep of a review as she's been posted about before. But I will reiterate. She still seems disorganized. Had me wait almost 30 min after our original scheduled time.

But even considering all of that, I definitely will return as it was money well spent. Looks, massage, and all of happy fun time afterwards I give 10's across the board. And yes she still gives out beers.

Anyone who hasn't checked her out, you're doing yourself a disservice. Just make sure your schedule is open as your appointment might be later than you set it for.

**Moccdawg** · 02-24-13 15:29

Ok, it has been awhile for me to add some value to the site.

*Tried 2323 a few weeks ago, overall she appears in her 40s, but well looks better than average her age. TS was ok, but did not wash everything. The massage was good, worked out a tight back. Toward the end I had to guide her to make it worth the trip, also I could only rub her butt only, her clothes were on too good access.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/14132708

*I was also curious about this place too. Totally legit on my visit, no TS, when I hinted for more I was shutdown hard and my hand put back on the table. I usually give a tip even if I was just a good massage, just walking out of the room or when I am putting on my shoes, but she asked for a tip immediately when I stepped out the room which I do not like. Also asked when I will return, lmao. I will not likely go back because it is extremely out of my way & legit.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-us/14849839