Massage Parlor Reports

[LawDog17]

Had a chance to dream another dream at Miss May on Washington and Bumby. .6 at the door for an hour, met by the crazy hair therapist (she has a bad perm, as if there is such a thing as a good one) , she is probably a 5-6/10 on the AMP scale. Was in desperate need of a good rub, and normally I don't like it hard but she gave me a grind and half. Almost cried a few times as she went deep. She would say one second, one second, as she tortured my sore body. Rub was a 9/10 as I felt like a million dollars both after and later. She was playful and fun also. No haggle, just a good time. Left happy and gave a standard tip, .4 which was much appreciated (rare these days) I write this for those who like a deep rub and are in the area this was a good one. As always, YMMV. Good luck and good hunting. Dog

[TheJester]

So after not getting the massage I needed at NT I thought I'd fall back to one of my ATFs, Cosmos, where I can usually count on a good massage (and enthusiastic handshake to boot).

I ended up drawing a new girl who I just wasn't attracted to at all, but I figured, what the hell, I'll roll with it and see what happens.

The breakdown:

The massage: Meh. I'll give her a 4 out of 10. She could feel where the knots were. From talking to her I knew she'd been at this for a while so she knew what she was doing. Unfortunately the effort just wasn't there.

The girl: Her best aspect was that she was a good conversationalist. This is pretty rare at AMPs so I enjoyed that. Her body wasn't too bad, but her looks just didn't do it for me.

The ending: The lack of enthusiasm was the biggest killer here. She had good tease / built up skills, which always seems to be the case at Cosmos. But once it came to the actual handshake, she couldn't even feign enthusiasm well. The other frustrating part was that she stood in such a way to deliberately block off roaming access.

I've had great experiences at Cosmos before but this just wasn't one of them. I'm sorry, I didn't catch her name.

[TheJester]

Haven't posted anything for a while so I figured it was time to get back to contributing.

Based on JimHatz (hope that's spelled right) review a while back I decided to take another shot at NT.

I haven't been there since my last review a long while back about them not changing their towels between clients.

Well, I went twice and both times I drew the same lovely lass that Jim reviewed and she was worth the repeat trip.

So let me break it down for you:

The massage: meh, I'll give it a 5 out of 10. I've had worse but I've also had way better. For me the massage is just as important as the ending since I have chronic back pain. She just didn't have the skill (or the desire?) to rub out the knots.

The girl: Sexy, hot, great attitude, lovely and one of the best damn asses I've ever seen on a Chinese girl. I normally don't mind bolt ons, since I like them big, but her bolt ons were like baseballs under her skin. Very hard. So I wasn't wild about those. But otherwise she's great.

The ending: Well, to be absolutely honest with myself, most of us don't go to NT for the massage. This particular AMP is more about the ending. She rates very high in that category. I can't comment on the menu, because I've never been more than a handshake guy, but the handshake she delivered was one of the best ever.

So about them not changing out the towels afterwards. Well, I'm sad to say that still seems to be the case. I mentioned that I've been there twice recently and the first time there seemed to be a bit of confusion and she met me outside the room after I got dressed so I didn't get to see if she just re-straightened the towels. Then the second time I realized that it wasn't confusion. They meet you outside the room after you dress so you don't SEE them re-straighten the towels. This is just a real damn shame. For the price NT is a great experience. But those re-used linens just grosses me out.

Before I get assaulted with questions, the linens I'm referring to are the ones on the table, not the cleanup linens. I just assuming that the cleanup linens are fresh each time, but who the hell really knows.

[Squid Jigs]

Since this month's rub and tickle money came from Uncle Sam, I tried a place that hasn't gotten good reviews here, but I was curious about anyway. Tried to TOFTT and went to Panda on Fairbanks. I know all about the $50 bait and switch. I was prepared to pay at least 80 plus tip.

Met a 7/10 girl named Misha (or Michelle) , long in the face, but tight bod. Had to wait 5 min in room because they were hopping on a Friday afternoon. Should've picked another time. Good TS, but I walked by another monger in a towel on the way back. They need to put in a traffic light at the intersection. Got rushed through the rub and went straight to the upsell. Was out the door in 35-40 minutes, no need to pay for an hour. There was no need to TOFTT, because I *dreamt* I got the best service I have had in Orlando in a long time. Seniors PM me for details.

On the way out, while walking by another monger by the TS room, I said hi to a little cutie. Mischa told me all about her. Lulu. 21 and Korean, might have to try her.

Squid Jigs

[Squid Jigs]

Looked up Heather in Winter Springs again. If you are looking for a really good massage, she's a great non-AMP alternative. This time she seemed to be having a better day than my first visit. She was much more enthusiastic, maybe a good sign for future visits. Will repeat. 70 with 40 tip.

Squid Jigs

[RobJob33]

Visited Head to Toe on Colonial. I can't remember them advertising but saw the sign one day as driving by and got curious. Parking was excellent being behind the building. Door was open and walked right in. Actually startled her while she was reading. I liked that she was a bigger Asian woman. I must be in a curvy woman stage of life.

Anyway, I dreamed of a nice massage. Nice topless ending. Nice big real (o) o) 's got sucked on.

Didn't like her toes. I'm a big believer in manicured toes. Especially if that's all we can see of you being face down for the start. Just say'and $.20 total.

[RobJob33]

I believe she is reviewed in the above report.

I've dreamed of Lori a couple times. A little talkative. Mid 40's with a great body. Wonderful rub. Excellent topless handshakes and shaved kitty though I was told not to insert. Asked about tasting her and was told nooo. She had me ready to go anyway so I didn't pursue it. Have wondered if I spent a little more time with her more frequently if trust would build but the time I have spent with her was nice.

[Just Cruzin]

I believe she is reviewed in the above report.

There was a new lady, Lori I believe is her name, hadn't been able to schedule with her but I think she might be same level as Jane. Does anybody else know? Lori is not new to area, might've worked at Winter Park Massage.

[Scottluvsbbw]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

There was a new lady, Lori I believe is her name, hadn't been able to schedule with her but I think she might be same level as Jane. Does anybody else know? Lori is not new to area, might've worked at Winter Park Massage.

[Envelope 57]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

Jane is the answer.

[TaterNuts]

I've been to the Windsong massage many many time over the last 5 years. I've only ever seen Jane because I wasn't sure if anyone else there was up to par. Anyone know?

I had a great massage and left happy at Windsong.

The massage was relaxing and therapeutic. Soothing music, water at the end.

Be a gentleman

[Sex Xes]

Actually was heading to MBS, but went to the wrong address (next door) , and yes they are open. Nice massage from Jenny standard finish. I think I'll try MBS next.

I would recommend Mimi at that establishment.

Older. Late 30s maybe 40 still looks good. Might be 5' tall. Gives a good massage, has a great attitude and is very playful.

[Craiglyszt]

Actually was heading to MBS, but went to the wrong address (next door) , and yes they are open. Nice massage from Jenny standard finish. I think I'll try MBS next.

[Craiglyszt]

Actually was heading to MBS, but went to the wrong address (next door) , and yes they are open. Nice massage from Jenny standard finish. I think I'll try MBS next.

[LawDog17]

Stopped in at the IHOP (Winter Park Massage Studio) and it wasn't even National Pancake Day (Feb 5 was I believe) and saw an old favorite Sweet Lou (Lucia). Standard. 65 at door. Lou and I have a history so the details won't matter to you guys but suffice it to say that she has dropped some unwanted pounds and looks great. She has always had a great and fun attitude. Sexy and fun, she is. As always YMMV but the rub is always good. Just thought I would shoot out an update as to her current condition.