Massage Parlor Reports

**Happy Meals** · 02-25-13 18:09

Really like Mercy in Michigan Ave. Hey does anybody here know when Coco is coming back from vacation? She's been out for a while.

**Jovi69** · 02-25-13 14:29

I dreamt that I had a massage at the new place in LaGrange on Sunday.

I paid. 6 at the front desk for an hour. I was taken to a private room by the receptionist and told I could hang my clothes on the back of the door.

Room was clean, quite, comfortable, with soft music and low lights.

I was disappointed when the therapist walked in, older, mid forties, thin and not good looking.

I thought she had see-the cups but that turned out to be all padding.

Massage was uncovered most of the time with light brushing in certain areas, on the flip, she took a small towel and covered the area. When my hands roamed, no resistance or acknowledgment happened.

Massage was great, very good skill, professionally trained, she massaged everywhere including fingers, toes, ears, scalp and all the usual places.

Extras just happened, no talk of additional money or anything. It was nice not to have to stop and negotiate extras.

I would have rated the visit as a great value. 8-9 had my therapist been cute.

I probably will repeat but only if I get to choose the girl.

**TryAgain1** · 02-25-13 14:15

I've read the forum on and off for a while now. Been to many providers in the city, but looking for someone new. Have plenty of info to trade on BP providers as well as some AMP. Looking for a new mp or indy provider tho. Happy to trade info.

Please pm

**Skonsk** · 02-25-13 10:19

Originally Posted by Jamz20 [View Original Post]

This makes me a sad puppy.

Yes we miss her. I wonder about ronnie too

**StayPuff** · 02-24-13 20:47

Not going to go into too deep of a review as she's been posted about before. But I will reiterate. She still seems disorganized. Had me wait almost 30 min after our original scheduled time.

But even considering all of that, I definitely will return as it was money well spent. Looks, massage, and all of happy fun time afterwards I give 10's across the board. And yes she still gives out beers.

Anyone who hasn't checked her out, you're doing yourself a disservice. Just make sure your schedule is open as your appointment might be later than you set it for.

**Moccdawg** · 02-24-13 15:29

Ok, it has been awhile for me to add some value to the site.

*Tried 2323 a few weeks ago, overall she appears in her 40s, but well looks better than average her age. TS was ok, but did not wash everything. The massage was good, worked out a tight back. Toward the end I had to guide her to make it worth the trip, also I could only rub her butt only, her clothes were on too good access.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/14132708

*I was also curious about this place too. Totally legit on my visit, no TS, when I hinted for more I was shutdown hard and my hand put back on the table. I usually give a tip even if I was just a good massage, just walking out of the room or when I am putting on my shoes, but she asked for a tip immediately when I stepped out the room which I do not like. Also asked when I will return, lmao. I will not likely go back because it is extremely out of my way & legit.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-us/14849839

**Gopher88** · 02-24-13 10:08

Originally Posted by Jamz20 [View Original Post]

This makes me a sad puppy.

Humpfree post that about Lulu 1/21/2012 a year ago. After she left Unwind who know's where she has been since then. Southbend In. I know for sure.

**BielMark** · 02-24-13 08:22

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

Get pampered by a beautiful, big-breasted, licensed Massage Therapist. You will have a nice, sensual, rubdown that includes nudity and mutual touching that will leave you happy. My pictures are 100% real. I'm 5'8".135 lbs with DD breasts, nice round bottom, smooth caramel brown skin. 10 am to 10 pm Incall onlyatSafe, private residence 70 / hr massage.

Fetish friendly Call Symone 773-957-6629.

Poster's age: 24.

• Location: Chicago, country club, tinley, Orland. 80, 57, 294.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hr-24/13189827

Any of you guys partake?

Pm is fine.

FB

Saw her a few months back and it was rushed.

She takes in small, dirty, cold room in her basement. Half ass massage and a tug.

She is pretty and there is mutual touching but rushed. I don't get it, a wrapped mr. Happy is cleaner than my fingers.

I was out .80 and moved on.

**Member #4721** · 02-24-13 02:32

This won't be a surprise to anyone, but while I was in town on business, I tried a commonly craigslist advertised service that offered outcall european and asian massage to your hotel. Russian woman showed up downstairs that was. Well. Fucked up looking. Not sure what was going on, but she was wearing so much makeup, she looked like she was wearing a mask. She let me know that workers downstairs approached her to ask if she needed help. Probably because they REALLY thought she needed help. The massage was terrible. She gave an OK happy ending. But I ended up paying a total of $.6. And she used some kind of terrible oil that smelled like a combination of vanilla and butthole. On a positive note, she was nice and seemed to have a good attitude. Was pretty drunk by the time she came, but had a "WHAT THE FUCK" moment the next day. Just a heads up to hick retards like me looking to an easy outcall massage. Take a pass.

**Eddinger** · 02-23-13 15:03

Anyone been there recently and have anything to report on the new girls at all?

I haven't been back since Pam left last may. Yumi and Pam always left me feeling like money well spent, but some of the other girls back then really weren't that into things other than massage. Any tips would be appreciated and returned via PM.

**FngrBngr** · 02-23-13 12:31

Get pampered by a beautiful, big-breasted, licensed Massage Therapist. You will have a nice, sensual, rubdown that includes nudity and mutual touching that will leave you happy. My pictures are 100% real. I'm 5'8".135 lbs with DD breasts, nice round bottom, smooth caramel brown skin. 10 am to 10 pm Incall onlyatSafe, private residence 70 / hr massage.

Fetish friendly Call Symone 773-957-6629.

Poster's age: 24.

• Location: Chicago, country club, tinley, Orland. 80, 57, 294.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hr-24/13189827

Any of you guys partake?

Pm is fine.

FB

**Jamz20** · 02-21-13 22:10

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I just talked to Lulu from Unwind Spa. She asked me if I would let all of you know that she is not At Unwind Spa anymore. She will let us know if and when she goes somewhere else.

This makes me a sad puppy.

**Noodleman** · 02-21-13 00:35

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Mercy, located next door to the firehouse on Cermak / Wentworth, would be your best bet in the immediate Chinatown area. It's in a retail building; go upstairs to the 2nd floor. I've left happy each time.

Gracias, I'll check it out next trip and leave a report.

**Sammy55** · 02-20-13 23:42

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Depends on which part of the city you'll be in. If you're in the Loop or Near North Side, try Mercy at 500 N. Michigan (5th floor; you do need to sign in at front desk but they won't ask for I'd) , or Paradise Spa at 832 S. Wabash. If you hop on the Red Line State Street Subway take the 95th train to Cermak-Chinatown. There'll you find Oriental Spa & Massage (Chinatown Square Mall) , Mercy (next door to a firehouse on Cermak, right off the Cermak station; go upstairs to 2nd floor), Wentworth Wellness at 2406 S. Wentworth, and Unwind Spa at 453 W. 24th. Of these 4, Mercy and Unwind are your best bets for extras. In Chinatown you could also hop on the #62 Archer bus and not far from Chinatown you'll have Halsted Spa (2607 S. Halsted) , Xindy's (on Archer just west of Halsted) , Ruby's (2971 Archer) , Hong Kong (on Archer right before you cross the Chicago River) , and Archer Spa (on Archer & Paulina). Hope this helps, and happy mongering!

Unwind Spa 453 W. 24th.

I called, made sure they were open and dropped in. When I arrived they asked if I made an appointment, which I hadn't so I had to cool my heels for a half hour. Finally Cindy was available. 30's, lean bod (7) , not bad face (7). I take the half hr for 45.

The rooms are real, full walls and doors, plenty of privacy, clean, etc.

10 minutes into a very good massage, I'm able to cop some good Otc, with no resistance. I assume there will be more and ask about extras. She says No, that's illegal. Hmmm. She goes back to the rub, spends a good amount of time kneading my ass. A few minutes later when she doesn't prompt me to flip, I initiate it myself. She's not playing ball. I ask again, no go. I take her by the hand and try to get her to work on junior. No way. I try to be friendly. I mention a fat tip. It's not going to happen. When the half hour is up, she says the show's over, adios.

I dress and as I'm walking, she trails me awaiting her tip. I considered stiffing her but threw her a 10 since she did allow Otc. Very surprised there wasn't even a HE, especially since I saw that one of the rooms had a real queen bed in it. Will not repeat.

**CottonPanty** · 02-20-13 23:22

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

Any help would greatly be appreciated on what and where is "BD" I keep seeing on here. Since my atf from t-pro left and has been at 3 different since then, come to find she is moving again but out of town this week. Looking for another good one thanks P. M if you would rather.

Guys, just do a Google search. BD Massage is on Lincoln, near Devon. Been there tons of times, it's all good.