Massage Parlor Reports

**Jwa340** · 02-21-13 14:57

Originally Posted by Acu167 [View Original Post]

I call up there the other day to see if Catalyna was working. She was not. I asked if they had been closed within the last few months for any reason and the girl on the phone said no. This was weird because I knew they were closed for a few days in Dec. Very weird vibe but I have spoken to the girl on the phone before. Decided not to go.

I finally broke down and went back to MBS. I didn't recognize anyone there, but things worked about the same as the did last year. Only difference I saw was that they require you to initial a waiver stating that rubs are not for healthcare and for recreation only. That and the girl I drew was more of an up-seller than I'd experienced before. Similar service level to my previous visits, similar quality to previous girls I've seen. Everyone seemed a bit more careful than they've been in the past, but I had a good time.

**Barolo** · 02-21-13 14:15

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Should've searched the forum on Karen. I posted a while ago about my visit. Still trying to get the stench of dog piss out my nose. IMHO, she seems too lazy to tidy up her place and that laziness carries over into her massages, which I remember to be as greasy as you described.

Who is this Lauren in Lk Mary you mention? Where does she post, do you have a link?

I had the same experience. The massage totally sucked, the place is filthy. The only Lauren I know in Lk Mary is GFE not massages.

**Looftnagorra** · 02-21-13 13:49

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Wishlist for 2013. Does any know a really fit girl who does real massage and HE? Looking for some sort of younger non-AMP fit or fitness girl who does good massage and is flirty HE, doesn't have to be full service. It can be a pocket favorite I will keep a secret. Thanks. Dog

If you are looking for a really fit massage, with a possible HE then possibly make the drive out to the SpaceCoast?

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...ual-26/7489256

She is what you're seeking, but the HE is up to her and her reviews state that not all get to play. So be nice, and if she is willing it'll be just what you are looking for.

**LawDog17** · 02-21-13 13:12

Wishlist for 2013. Does any know a really fit girl who does real massage and HE? Looking for some sort of younger non-AMP fit or fitness girl who does good massage and is flirty HE, doesn't have to be full service. It can be a pocket favorite I will keep a secret. Thanks. Dog

**Whiskeysours** · 02-21-13 12:06

Originally Posted by RobJob33 [View Original Post]

This morning I started thinking about middle aged women. A little later in the morning I started thinking about Lauren in Lake Mary, the blonde in Winter Park that always advertises a chest pic and Karen in Metrowest.

Lauren, I have always wanted to meet but I also live in the same area and drive a not so discrete truck. Don't need someone from the mommy's club seeing my truck in the wrong neighborhood so I always pass.

I remembered something about the Winter Park blonde having a negative review but couldn't find it so I skipped her as well.

Wound up in Metrowest with Karen. It was one of those where you know you shouldn't do it from the moment the door opens but you go in anyway. Definitely older looking than the pic's. All grey hair and heavier. Private studio is her garage. It started out front up and her work on my face / head / shoulders was pretty amazing so I settled in and started relaxing. By the time she got to my chest however, I was covered in lotion and she was just moving it around on me. There were many times that I should have left but curiosity always gets the best of me and I stay. Then she covered my already lotioned body with oil and started spreading it around. Don't believe there are any extra's here as Jr was covered the whole time and any time my hand accidentally touched her leg, she stepped back.

YMMV but I can't imagine there being a good experience there or bothering to risk your bucks to go through the same experience. In the end, I would not recommend, would not repeat, and am about to take my second shower since coming home to get the smell off. Possibly with degreaser this time.

Should've searched the forum on Karen. I posted a while ago about my visit. Still trying to get the stench of dog piss out my nose. IMHO, she seems too lazy to tidy up her place and that laziness carries over into her massages, which I remember to be as greasy as you described.

Who is this Lauren in Lk Mary you mention? Where does she post, do you have a link?

**Pinoboy** · 02-21-13 11:54

Originally Posted by Viamx [View Original Post]

Why didn't you just edit it yourself or delete the post? You had an hour to do it after you posted. After that you probably needed to "report post" to admin to get a response. Regulars cannot edit posts at all. Read the FAQ. I do not think admin reviews seniors posts as they are published immediately unlike regulars. The post is out there now anyway, so it looks a little late.

V

I tried that before but couldn't figure it out. And no, my posts do not get posted immediately regardless of my senior status due to I'm guessing the numerous infractions I have incurred.

**Eelectri** · 02-21-13 10:49

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

There was a negative comment a couple of weeks ago about this one and good thing I saw it.

I would not venture.

Be safe,

EE

**Acu167** · 02-21-13 10:24

Originally Posted by Squall516 [View Original Post]

They are open? I thought they were busted like a month or 2 ago? I went a bunch and wanted to go back and then I heard they were busted or something so I've been to afraid to go back LOL. So can anyone corroborate this guys story? And know if they are still open and working? Or is it a trap from LEO to get people to come in and get busted? So if anyone has any more information on this please let me know bc if they are open I'd love to go back there. Not quite sure where else to go, since they were close to the UCF area it was pretty convenient for me. I also havnt seen any ads on BP or anything fo them anymore so I wasn't sure that's another thing that also makes me suspicious of this. So ya if anyone else has gone or knows something please let me know. Well take it easy guys and happy mongering.

I call up there the other day to see if Catalyna was working. She was not. I asked if they had been closed within the last few months for any reason and the girl on the phone said no. This was weird because I knew they were closed for a few days in Dec. Very weird vibe but I have spoken to the girl on the phone before. Decided not to go.

**Viamx** · 02-21-13 07:31

Originally Posted by Pinoboy [View Original Post]

Hey admin, that post I just uploaded was supposed to be a PM to Lawdog, but I accidentally posted it as a public post. Could you please not post it in the forum? Thanks!

Also, is there any way you can forward it to Lawdog via PM?

Why didn't you just edit it yourself or delete the post? You had an hour to do it after you posted. After that you probably needed to "report post" to admin to get a response. Regulars cannot edit posts at all. Read the FAQ. I do not think admin reviews seniors posts as they are published immediately unlike regulars. The post is out there now anyway, so it looks a little late.

V

**Member #6038** · 02-21-13 06:52

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure there was a negative review about her on here not too long ago.

**Casey3939** · 02-21-13 03:18

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

If it is the same one that advertised over here. She is a foul mouthed nasty *****. She never showed her face in our ads. But similar description. Never went further for a meet up. Figured if she couldn't be nice for a couple minutes of phone, then her in person was bound to be an unpleasant experience. Let us know if you find different.

**Laharvardkid** · 02-21-13 01:12

Not sure why but she has my attention. Anyone know the place or the girl.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Thanks,

Laharvardkid

**Exec Talent** · 02-20-13 21:31

So I do not have to respond to multiple PMs, here is how it works.

American guys (mostly black) travel to Brazil and meet a hooker. They fall for her and she falls for their money and a chance to come to the US. Brazilian women do love sex with the right guy and believe me that is not her husband. Brazilian women also miss their country and get tired of hubby constantly keeping tabs on them. Speak their language, share a memory or two of Brazil and let them know you are good for it. Let nature take its course.

So back to my original response. Do you speak Português? If not, no soup for you. BTW, this is the same question I ask guys who think they are going to come to Brazil and have sex with regular girls.

**Sillyolman** · 02-20-13 20:13

I agree with P. Why would anyone want to try and navigate her bullshit? Come on fellas, use your brain. Does what you are reading make sense, if no then, well, STOP.

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

So you have to speak portuguese, talk in code as a hubby creep in the house as you get a massage and obviously have to be careful to not be loud if you do have some fun because the creep is lurking? Exec, you know I like you and we see eye to eye, but what you are saying is just plain strange. While she is a pretty women, she looks a lot older then she does in those pics.

**Pinoboy** · 02-20-13 18:18

Hey admin, that post I just uploaded was supposed to be a PM to Lawdog, but I accidentally posted it as a public post. Could you please not post it in the forum? Thanks!

Also, is there any way you can forward it to Lawdog via PM?