Streetwalker Reports

**Oakwood99** · 02-21-13 21:09

Originally Posted by Smo Pig2 [View Original Post]

Is Empress the one who always wear heels and has a nice body and face from a far anyways. She looks better looking than most SW's.

She's okay. She wears the black boots all the time.

**Masonm** · 02-21-13 19:32

Originally Posted by Horny Toe [View Original Post]

Haha makes me laugh."Problems mongers have"

1. How to hide the skank stank.

2. Where to hide your wallet in the car.

3. What to do when you get a crazy in the car.

4. How to minimize SW texts and calls so the SO doesn't see (alt. How to manage your monger phone)

5. How to hide / keep track of valuables in the car so they aren't stolen.

6. Making sure you have smaller bills so you can negotiate in increments (alt. Having to keep different amounts of cash in different pockets, so you don't pull it out at the same time so she can see how much you really have)

7. Having to think of an excuse of why you are in a particular part of city in case you get stopped by a cop.

Just a couple I could think of real quick.

They sure make our lives interesting. Here are a few more for your list.

8. Finding evermore potent antibiotics to combat their gifts that keep on giving.

9. Devising impromptu explanations for the boss about who the drunk blonde in torn fishnet stockings is, and why she is waiting outside your office.

10. Calling 911 on how to apply CPR to your collapsed date before she ODs on the floor.

11. Cleaning light bloodspatter off the bathroom walls left from your date while she was "freshening up"

12. Constructing creative stories explaining how all the SWers know your name when you are forced to detour down Wilkens Ave with your family, and your in-laws are following right behind you.

**ShadesOfGray** · 02-21-13 19:20

Originally Posted by NiteTimer [View Original Post]

Here is the best of the rest I could find. Miss Renee introduced us, and maybe I can dig up the 3some we did one day.

She would take her time on the oral, and the kitty was tight. You have to see that badonk to believe it, even her feet were sexy.

LOL. I know exactly what you mean about her feet being sexy as fuck. I had a repeat visit with her last night.

**FromUnder** · 02-21-13 17:04

Originally Posted by Smo Pig2 [View Original Post]

Is Empress the one who always wear heels and has a nice body and face from a far anyways. She looks better looking than most SW's.

Looks TGTBT from a distance but another story when you get a close up.

**Horny Toe** · 02-21-13 13:30

Originally Posted by Bad Bad Boy [View Original Post]

You might want to consider buying a spray can of RESOLVE high traffic foam carpet cleaner, It does a great job cleaning and deodorizing tour car upholstery and easy to use. Nice fresh scent and quickly masks most SW oders. Most gfs and wives will never pick up on your secret. I used it after picking up a SW who had a bad odor problem which left me driving home with the windows open during the winter months. After treating the seats with RESOLVE the odor was gone. BBB

Haha makes me laugh."Problems mongers have"

1. How to hide the skank stank.

2. Where to hide your wallet in the car.

3. What to do when you get a crazy in the car.

4. How to minimize SW texts and calls so the SO doesn't see (alt. How to manage your monger phone)

5. How to hide / keep track of valuables in the car so they aren't stolen.

6. Making sure you have smaller bills so you can negotiate in increments (alt. Having to keep different amounts of cash in different pockets, so you don't pull it out at the same time so she can see how much you really have)

7. Having to think of an excuse of why you are in a particular part of city in case you get stopped by a cop.

Just a couple I could think of real quick.

**Bad Bad Boy** · 02-21-13 10:58

Originally Posted by BigPapay [View Original Post]

Pakman. An easy way around cleansing the stench of raunchy pootang or that everlasting fish smell is to treat your car like your refrigerator and keep a box of Arm & Hammer baking soda in the cabin.

You might want to consider buying a spray can of RESOLVE high traffic foam carpet cleaner, It does a great job cleaning and deodorizing tour car upholstery and easy to use. Nice fresh scent and quickly masks most SW oders. Most gfs and wives will never pick up on your secret. I used it after picking up a SW who had a bad odor problem which left me driving home with the windows open during the winter months. After treating the seats with RESOLVE the odor was gone. BBB

**Smo Pig2** · 02-21-13 10:10

Originally Posted by Oakwood99 [View Original Post]

I hooked up with Empriss last week on W. Blvd. Pretty good mic skills tries to up sell in the worst way. She kept telling me she's not a SW and normally get $, that was funny. Gave her standard fee, wanted to tap that booty but didn't want to deal with her rush rush attitude.

Is Empress the one who always wear heels and has a nice body and face from a far anyways. She looks better looking than most SW's.

**DJCreem** · 02-21-13 09:23

Saw Storm at house in Catonsville.

Originally Posted by NiteTimer [View Original Post]

Here is the best of the rest I could find. Miss Renee introduced us, and maybe I can dig up the 3some we did one day.

She would take her time on the oral, and the kitty was tight. You have to see that badonk to believe it, even her feet were sexy.

**The Big Man** · 02-21-13 06:27

Where the hell is Shadesofgray? I have not seen anything new from him in a little while.

Is he visiting Caroline Av? LOL Maybe one too many "Lone Ranger" rides.

**RoadWarrior615** · 02-21-13 00:49

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**NiteTimer** · 02-20-13 23:09

Here is the best of the rest I could find. Miss Renee introduced us, and maybe I can dig up the 3some we did one day.

She would take her time on the oral, and the kitty was tight. You have to see that badonk to believe it, even her feet were sexy.

**NiteTimer** · 02-20-13 23:04

Went down memory lane and found some old pix from about 3 years ago. If she looks half as good or still as talented; it's well worth the money spent.

**Buster Hymen** · 02-20-13 23:03

Originally Posted by BigPapay [View Original Post]

Had to rush home this morning and view NT's latest work. Never disappointing. However there is something fugly about Kandii. Haven't quite pinned it down whether it's the cross-eyes, the dumbo ears or the big gash? Think NT's been there before cause you can drive a bus up in there. I was trying to view these pics last night with the wife sitting across the way. Little too risky. Nice work NT. See the good Uncle is feeding ya well!

Pictures don't do her justice. She is better looking in person, very sweet too. She had just gotten the tongue stud when I met her last fall so she talked like she had a mouth full of marbles.

Hope to meet up with her the next time I come out your way, maybe in the next couple of weeks.

**MagicEye** · 02-20-13 22:41

Originally Posted by Happy One [View Original Post]

Damn everybody needs to ride a moped once in awhile. I always laugh when guys say they got their date wet playing with the kitty like they where turning them on. If its wet, you can believe someone was just in there bareback just before you. LOL.

Ain't that the truth!

**Klove48** · 02-20-13 21:31

Originally Posted by BigPapay [View Original Post]

Renae looks too much like one of my favorite rock singers. Unfortunately I can't see her singing If you think I'm sexy. Can definitely see why doggie style is the preferred position.

Damn BigPapay, your'e kinda hard on the ladys photos. You should let us into your world and post pics of some of those "Dime Pieces" you must have.