Massage Parlor Reports

[LawDog17]

My pappy once said, only you are responsible for your own happiness. Well Maya G. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...esorts/7638421 Has been advertising on BP lately and in her ad says "Relax and relieve your stresses", and "Be Happy","Magic Hands will make your dreams come true". Long story short prior experience with this gal reflect hit or miss happiness. She flaked out on me once at her apt, canceling after I had arrived in parking lot and on other occasion, in an office she reluctantly provided her services but was not enthusiastic. Her pics imply Angelina Jolie hotness. Real life suggests otherwise but you get the sense that hotness is there, its just that she can't stand doing her job so it becomes robotic and completely disinterested. SM message me for details as they are far too weird for me to even write in this space. Suffice it to say it was a nice rub 7. 5/10 but the Happiness although acheived has never been harder to come by or more bizzarely delivered.

[LawDog17]

Was in the area of SOBT and Taft-Vineland and thought I would stop in and smell some Asian Flowers. Decided on the much advertised 4 handed and drew Linda and Michelle, not there given names as they were Chineese and spoke it while giving me the rub. 1.2 for an hour, nice massage about a 7/10, the gals were pretty and nice and wore jeans so roaming not easy although not totally discouraged. Linda is 7. 5/10 and Michelle is 7/10 on the AMP scale. Michelle slightly younger with nice body. Massage was nice, laughs were had but when it was time to end, it was self-help happiness, although they supplied the oil, didn't seem to mind and were happy to do the clean up. Table shower followed, all parts cleaned and I was sort of left to dry on my own. Not the typical AMP pampered approach. Left each one. 2 because they were nice but wasn't going to pay them for work I did. I was left with hope that return visit would be better. I have had much better 4 handed sessions and probably had worse rubs. All in all, I would probably avoid the 4 handed and go back for. 65 hr one girl session. YMMV. Have fun. Dog

[George33]

Depending on what you want there are several good AMPs you might try one or more of the massage parlor sites. Stay safe but have fun. DAz

I appreciate the reply. I personally don't care for the AMP's but prefer non-asian massage parlors like Avalon massage. Just wondering if there is any more to be had at that location. I have read some comments on Avalon / Amazon from a few years ago. Just wondering if anyone had any more recent information on specific therapists. Feel free to PM me with any info you can share.

Thanks

[Scottluvsbbw]

Never been an AMP kinda guy but two weeks ago dreamt about a massage at SS. Was greeted and massaged by a lovely, very sweet Asian lady, mid 20's with smaller breast. My dream was not at all rushed. Enjoyed my first dream so much decided to dream again following week. This time a bit younger 20-something with C cups and almost "chunky" for an Asian girl and my dream was even better. Sweet ladies, not at all rushed, wished it could be abit cleaner.

[LawDog17]

It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.

What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog

[CoolBeans]

Based on other past reviews I thought I give YuYu a try. I went to B Sister a couple of weeks age and it was not bad.

Lately I have getting the half hour massages and felt they were a bit rushed so I opted for the hour this time, thinking my mind it.

Will be like "aaahhh" relaxing or something like that. Met a tall middle age lady who was polite and nice. Paid the door fee.

Told her I like the table shower first but she said afterwards, so I thought ok sure we will try that way this time. I needed a

Good rub down on my neck and shoulders and she did a great job there. But then she stepped out and came back things became playful.

And then it went down hill. She offered me 4 hand massage. I Am like no its ooookkaaayyy. You sooo pretty you good for me.

That didn't work. So after the bidding war it was her for 40 cents and 20 cents for her partner in crime. And for a moment I thought well maybe she will be some

Nice young hottie in training or something. Not a good dream. I think her partner must have been her mother or older sister.

Well the older sister went to work on me in a very uncomfortable and painful way, while the other one exposed her pillows and leaned over me as to keep me down from running away. I said please go slow. I said it serval times.

If it wasnt so uncomfortable, it be a hilarious. Kind of look liked something out of "I love Lucy". I hate this to say this, but it was one time I wished LE or that German terrorist Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard movie was taking over the Nakotomi Massage Parlor!

Well I closed my eyes thought about my hot columbian GF from like 20 years ago and bam it was over. I did accept the table shower afterwards only in that I wanted to use my more of the time I had payed for. At least the TS was hot and soothing. Went back to the room paid the tip and got the heck out of dodge.

Well if you enjoy a painfully rushed visit with Lucy and Ethel then by all means go to YUYU.

[Barolo]

Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

I have had plenty of luck in that section.

[Pbwardy02]

Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

Yes I have. I like the challenge.

[Exec Talent]

Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/6860167

It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.

[Keanu6]

Ok so I have always counted on Tokyo in Casselberry for a good experience. Hardly ever the same lady but always the same service. I did have an experience with a chubby little thing that called herself Sunny that was exceptional. With this in mind I checked out the new place across from Home depot they offer an hour for $69 and since they are new a free table shower if you ask. Table shower was good and the message was actually exceptionally good. But that was it. So all is good.

Now the bad, so the posted price is $69 hour, I give the lady $80. Um Change please? So I get my $11 change figuring that will be the tip if it a just ok but I have a twenty ready for an extra effort. So I know I have two twenties in my wallet. I go for the $10 and find one of the twenties is missing. I look everywhere and nope it's gone. At this point I am done and heading out the door. I tell the girl the twenty is missing and head out the door. There was a second girl in the store when I went for the shower. So after all this the girl runs out a gives me a $20 and apologizes. I would avoid this place at all cost. Something strange I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM

Damn sorry to hear this happened. That sucks. Shady people everywhere these days I guess.

[StockingDreams]

Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/6860167

Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

[Pbwardy02]

Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/6860167

[Member #6038]

I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM

The Longwood spas have to close at 8:00pm unless the therapists have met additional training / license requirements.

[Cassberry]

Thanks for the info Big Jose. I guess making the trip out to Kissimmee or Orange County is worth the trip then. I went to Shen's out in Casselberry and noticed there was no talk of anything. Not that I wanted anything extra from the fat lady but did find it odd.

Ok so I have always counted on Tokyo in Casselberry for a good experience. Hardly ever the same lady but always the same service. I did have an experience with a chubby little thing that called herself Sunny that was exceptional. With this in mind I checked out the new place across from Home depot they offer an hour for $69 and since they are new a free table shower if you ask. Table shower was good and the message was actually exceptionally good. But that was it. So all is good.

Now the bad, so the posted price is $69 hour, I give the lady $80. Um Change please? So I get my $11 change figuring that will be the tip if it a just ok but I have a twenty ready for an extra effort. So I know I have two twenties in my wallet. I go for the $10 and find one of the twenties is missing. I look everywhere and nope it's gone. At this point I am done and heading out the door. I tell the girl the twenty is missing and head out the door. There was a second girl in the store when I went for the shower. So after all this the girl runs out a gives me a $20 and apologizes. I would avoid this place at all cost. Something strange I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM

[Keanu6]

As always, YMMV, but I feel that generally Seminole County is slower on the AMP scene. Maybe less foot traffic, more established places that don't take extra risk, etc. Maybe the influx of girls is more difficult for them. Maybe an older clientele than Orange County. But in my experience, menus usually limited in Seminole County. They are generally safer as well. Very little talk about the service and a tip is just expected, but rarely discussed. But I think a standard ending is available in virtually every AMP in the Central Fl area, except for a few places and they usually get reviewed and blacklisted pretty quickly.

Thanks for the info Big Jose. I guess making the trip out to Kissimmee or Orange County is worth the trip then. I went to Shen's out in Casselberry and noticed there was no talk of anything. Not that I wanted anything extra from the fat lady but did find it odd.