Massage Parlor Reports

[Anthroman]

In the past I have been a fan of Magic because it tends to be a bit cheaper than M1. The trick was finding the right girl- M1 seems to have Magic thoroughly beat on quality of the ladies. Anyways, it had been a while since I had been to either, so the other night I went to Magic. It was about 8pm and the "OPEN" sign was off. The front door was locked, but their was a light on. This seemed odd. Has anyone been there recently?

So, off to M1. I hadn't been there in over a year, and the woman didn't remember me so I got the third degree. I asked for an hour, and she said "only half hour". I said ok, and asked for the table shower. She didn't respond one way or the other, but asked a bunch of questions. Blah blah, and then told me to get undressed. About 10 mins later she walked me to the shower, and Banana was waiting, but was wearing pants and a hoody. During the shower, I indicated that I'd like a little play, but she did no more than a regular TS. Took me back to the room, dried me off and left. Five minutes later, MamaSan walks back in and says,"Now I remember you". She probably didn't but at least I passed the test. Negotiated full service for 100 on top of the 50 door fee. I told her I wanted two pops, but she wanted more money, and I wasn't going to go more than 150 total. Banana came back in- now wearing a black tight fitting body net- now we're getting somewhere. Massage was thorough, and after the flip, the CBJ was very energetic. I had to stop her after a while in order to last for what was to come. During the FS, I tried to get in some Greek, but she stopped me saying,"no, hurt". So we went missionary and then doggie. After, she continued the massage, and at the end she did let me pop a second time (mostly manual, but gave some good Russian). Banana has nice breasts, but I had to play with the nipples to get them to stick out. Banana didn't speak much at all and never smiled, but the services were good. All and all, the appointment started on shaky ground, but ended up pretty good. Still, I would have liked to get in some Greek, I got in just a little before she stopped me- she was very tight even with the lube she had covered her crotch with.

So, questions for the board.

Anyone been locked out of Magic recently?

Which girl is best at M1?

Who has gotten Greek at M1, and from which girl?

How do I get more play in the shower at M1? Should I ask MamaSan at the beginning?

Thanks in advance for any info.

[MikeNav]

What seemed frustrating at the time may have been the best case scenario for you. Had you actually connected with her, not only would you have wasted your time but also your money.

I saw her a few years ago when she first started doing massage and she was great. The massage was weak but the CBJ was great. And she was a sweetie. Now she's like not even the same person. Plus, she's gained some weight. I think this "hobby" has gotten to her. Or maybe it's her bf who she kept talking about. He seems to stress her out. Whatever it is, she needs to get out of this hobby.

Play safe, have fun,

I picked her up about a month ago off inkster Road and took her for a short stay on Plymouth Road. When she started gettin undressed the first thing she said was " I gained weight " I was like NO SHIT LOL. But I didn't say that you said your still beautiful then after the shitty massage I got a BBBJ. And it was awesome that's why I tried I hook up again. But her crazy mood swings aren't worth it.

[KempuBus]

I also had same exp. 6 months back or so. Infact she was on periods on that. That time only I have decided not to repeat.

[Grinder264]

What seemed frustrating at the time may have been the best case scenario for you. Had you actually connected with her, not only would you have wasted your time but also your money.

I saw her a few years ago when she first started doing massage and she was great. The massage was weak but the CBJ was great. And she was a sweetie. Now she's like not even the same person. Plus, she's gained some weight. I think this "hobby" has gotten to her. Or maybe it's her bf who she kept talking about. He seems to stress her out. Whatever it is, she needs to get out of this hobby.

Play safe, have fun,

Grinder

[Throtbngr]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1679414

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1680840

I called her a while back and got to the spot she told me to get to and after a few calls got a hold of her. She starts asking a bunch of questions the final one being what my nationality is! When I told her she hung up and refused to answer my call! I left her a polite message of how she wasted my time and that she would find out how that feels! I guess I was right! Kudos to both of you for not falling for her BS

[Grinder264]

Oops, I forgot to include the link to the asian massage girl. Here it is.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...45hour/7736620

[Throtbngr]

This chick is like Sybil. You know the one with all the different personalities.

Made an appointment with Angie. I negotiated a half hr fetish appointment. When I show up she tried to say she needs more money for the appointment. Well, thanks to you guys I was ready for that. The old me prob would have just paid her. But not after reading about her on this board.

So, I said."We talked about everything on the phone. Why are you changing it now?" She said."Blah, blah and I get more money for that." I said,"Whatever you want now is what you should have said on the phone. Don't wait til I get here and change it." She goes."I can't believe this. This is BS. No one has ever treated me like this before." I said."You just took the words right out of my mouth! This is BS! BYE!" She instantly became a sweetheart and said."No, no, I'm sorry. Please stay. Let's do this."

I probably should have left. But I was already there and the little guy started doing the thinking, so I stayed. The rest of the appointment was great LOL. She was sweet and accomodating. She did kind lose focus and wasn't as into it as I would like. But the "*" personality was gone. It's kind of funny, because I'm normally a very low key guy and don't get into the drama. I won't be back because she's too moody. But thanks to you guys I was ready for the BS and it turned into a decent appt.

[/QUOTE]Okay this is weird I multiquoted this post and the computer decided to copy the entire post without my comment and then won't let me delete my post! WTF

[Throtbngr]

This chick is like Sybil. You know the one with all the different personalities.

[Grinder264]

Great massage, but unfortunately no extras.

Cute Asian girl and she does a great deep tissue massage. Very strong accent. I've seen her about a half dozen times. The first 3 or 4 times I kept pushing for the HE. She said no everytime. She didn't even get pissed when I kept asking, she says she expects it from men LOL. She is nice and friendly but does not do extras. When you flip over on your back she has a sign on the ceiling that says."No Happy Endings!". I think that's mostly their for my benefit LOL.

I keep returning because she gives the best massage I've ever had, and it's only $45 (plus I give a $10 or $15 tip). I've paid a lot more for a legit massage that wasn't half as good. Her massages are awesome. Like I said it's deep tissue and she's very thorough and works out all the kinks. When I leave I feel like a ragdoll, and I usually go straight home and take a nap.

So, if you're looking for a great deep tissue massage at a great value, I would highly recommend her. If you're looking for extras. Unfortunately, keep looking.

[Whosurdaddy104]

Yeah right. LOL. Imagine how quickly shower valves and hoses wear out when they're used 30 times a day. They call me for handyman stuff too.

Do you need an apprentice? .

[MikeNav]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...als-21/6569523

[MikeNav]

This chick is like Sybil. You know the one with all the different personalities.

Made an appointment with Angie. I negotiated a half hr fetish appointment. When I show up she tried to say she needs more money for the appointment. Well, thanks to you guys I was ready for that. The old me prob would have just paid her. But not after reading about her on this board.

So, I said."We talked about everything on the phone. Why are you changing it now?" She said."Blah, blah and I get more money for that." I said,"Whatever you want now is what you should have said on the phone. Don't wait til I get here and change it." She goes."I can't believe this. This is BS. No one has ever treated me like this before." I said."You just took the words right out of my mouth! This is BS! BYE!" She instantly became a sweetheart and said."No, no, I'm sorry. Please stay. Let's do this."

I probably should have left. But I was already there and the little guy started doing the thinking, so I stayed. The rest of the appointment was great LOL. She was sweet and accomodating. She did kind lose focus and wasn't as into it as I would like. But the "*" personality was gone. It's kind of funny, because I'm normally a very low key guy and don't get into the drama. I won't be back because she's too moody. But thanks to you guys I was ready for the BS and it turned into a decent appt.

I called her to make an appointment and she said call when you get close so I did and I heard some guys voices in the back ground so I decided to make it some other time after I hung up she text me telling me I'm a douche and I wasted her time I just replied "sorry" and she kept texting me running her mouth. Soooo f-her I will never call that crazy bi again! She must've missed her meds! Funny thing is I've seen her a few times and no problems! Oh we'll I seen her true colors BEWARE!

[Grinder264]

This chick is like Sybil. You know the one with all the different personalities.

Made an appointment with Angie. I negotiated a half hr fetish appointment. When I show up she tried to say she needs more money for the appointment. Well, thanks to you guys I was ready for that. The old me prob would have just paid her. But not after reading about her on this board.

So, I said."We talked about everything on the phone. Why are you changing it now?" She said."Blah, blah and I get more money for that." I said,"Whatever you want now is what you should have said on the phone. Don't wait til I get here and change it." She goes."I can't believe this. This is BS. No one has ever treated me like this before." I said."You just took the words right out of my mouth! This is BS! BYE!" She instantly became a sweetheart and said."No, no, I'm sorry. Please stay. Let's do this."

I probably should have left. But I was already there and the little guy started doing the thinking, so I stayed. The rest of the appointment was great LOL. She was sweet and accomodating. She did kind lose focus and wasn't as into it as I would like. But the "*****" personality was gone. It's kind of funny, because I'm normally a very low key guy and don't get into the drama. I won't be back because she's too moody. But thanks to you guys I was ready for the BS and it turned into a decent appt.

[Grinder264]

Seems like they need repairs somewhat frequently over there. You wouldn't be rigging the pipes to require fixing on a regular basis would you?

[KittyChaser010]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...7-9249/5924276

Don't fall for this! She uses this young girl to drum up business, puts up erotic pics making.

You think that the tandem is The same. When you get there its a fully draped massage, if you even open your mouths to speak to Taylor, Lisa cuts you right off! Taylor has absolutely no massage soils whatsoever!

Lisa will put Taylor on her ads as a bait, get you there because you see this young Hottie in these nice erotic poses,

But the massage is just as clinical as going to see my doctor.

I don't understand why Lisa feels the need to bash sensual massage providers and goers, when her ad looks like there is more on the menu." told her that,"at least they are up front with what they offer, and don't bait you in with suggestive pics, and wording." If she insists on trying to bait us in, then I told her, all gloves are off!

You can't get offended if we ask or expect more.

This lady is off her rocker completely! My advice.

Stay far far far away!

However, as I stated in a previous report, I did see Taylor alone when she got smart and went on her own.

And of course the massage was low quality, but I did leave happy!

Taylor is the little spinner on the bottom. Request a single session with her, but make sure she is not in Lisa's apartment but in her own.

Avoid Lisa!

I tried to warn you guys! This is by far the craziest ***** in the business. I can't believe people still visit this psycho! He is right about her as I've said on here a couple of times. Your entire session is a scolding about wanting extras and bashing the girls that give them. She knows what you are there for that's why she words her ads like she does. It's a trick to get you there get your money. Hope you guys stop giving her your money. If you just want a clinical massage do yourself a favor and just go to a girl out of the yellow pages. You would save yourself money and a scolding.

Be safe out there,

KC