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02-19-13 14:25 #9803Senior Member

Posts: 294Language Expert
What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog
Originally Posted by Exec Talent
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02-19-13 00:22 #9802Senior Member

Posts: 35Not so cool at YuYu tonight
Based on other past reviews I thought I give YuYu a try. I went to B Sister a couple of weeks age and it was not bad.
Lately I have getting the half hour massages and felt they were a bit rushed so I opted for the hour this time, thinking my mind it.
Will be like "aaahhh" relaxing or something like that. Met a tall middle age lady who was polite and nice. Paid the door fee.
Told her I like the table shower first but she said afterwards, so I thought ok sure we will try that way this time. I needed a
Good rub down on my neck and shoulders and she did a great job there. But then she stepped out and came back things became playful.
And then it went down hill. She offered me 4 hand massage. I Am like no its ooookkaaayyy. You sooo pretty you good for me.
That didn't work. So after the bidding war it was her for 40 cents and 20 cents for her partner in crime. And for a moment I thought well maybe she will be some
Nice young hottie in training or something. Not a good dream. I think her partner must have been her mother or older sister.
Well the older sister went to work on me in a very uncomfortable and painful way, while the other one exposed her pillows and leaned over me as to keep me down from running away. I said please go slow. I said it serval times.
If it wasnt so uncomfortable, it be a hilarious. Kind of look liked something out of "I love Lucy". I hate this to say this, but it was one time I wished LE or that German terrorist Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard movie was taking over the Nakotomi Massage Parlor!
Well I closed my eyes thought about my hot columbian GF from like 20 years ago and bam it was over. I did accept the table shower afterwards only in that I wanted to use my more of the time I had payed for. At least the TS was hot and soothing. Went back to the room paid the tip and got the heck out of dodge.
Well if you enjoy a painfully rushed visit with Lucy and Ethel then by all means go to YUYU.
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02-18-13 20:49 #9801Senior Member

Posts: 811Yes
I have had plenty of luck in that section.
Originally Posted by StockingDreams
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02-18-13 19:23 #9800Senior Member

Posts: 307Yes I have. I like the challenge.
Originally Posted by StockingDreams
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02-18-13 18:57 #9799Senior Member

Posts: 1052Portuguese
It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.
Originally Posted by Pbwardy02
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BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.
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02-18-13 16:58 #9798Senior Member

Posts: 110Damn sorry to hear this happened. That sucks. Shady people everywhere these days I guess.
Originally Posted by Cassberry
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02-18-13 16:00 #9797Senior Member

Posts: 49Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?
Originally Posted by Pbwardy02
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02-18-13 14:24 #9796Senior Member

Posts: 307No extras.
Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.
http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-touch/6860167
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02-18-13 07:17 #9795Senior Member

Posts: 297Longwood hours
The Longwood spas have to close at 8:00pm unless the therapists have met additional training / license requirements.
Originally Posted by Cassberry
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Last edited by Member #6038; 02-18-13 at 07:19. Reason: spelling
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02-17-13 17:04 #9794Senior Member

Posts: 33New place in Casselberry
Ok so I have always counted on Tokyo in Casselberry for a good experience. Hardly ever the same lady but always the same service. I did have an experience with a chubby little thing that called herself Sunny that was exceptional. With this in mind I checked out the new place across from Home depot they offer an hour for $69 and since they are new a free table shower if you ask. Table shower was good and the message was actually exceptionally good. But that was it. So all is good.
Originally Posted by Keanu6
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Now the bad, so the posted price is $69 hour, I give the lady $80. Um Change please? So I get my $11 change figuring that will be the tip if it a just ok but I have a twenty ready for an extra effort. So I know I have two twenties in my wallet. I go for the $10 and find one of the twenties is missing. I look everywhere and nope it's gone. At this point I am done and heading out the door. I tell the girl the twenty is missing and head out the door. There was a second girl in the store when I went for the shower. So after all this the girl runs out a gives me a $20 and apologizes. I would avoid this place at all cost. Something strange I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM
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02-17-13 10:35 #9793Senior Member

Posts: 110Thank you
Thanks for the info Big Jose. I guess making the trip out to Kissimmee or Orange County is worth the trip then. I went to Shen's out in Casselberry and noticed there was no talk of anything. Not that I wanted anything extra from the fat lady but did find it odd.
Originally Posted by Big Jose
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02-15-13 21:27 #9792Regular Member

Posts: 13Seminole
As always, YMMV, but I feel that generally Seminole County is slower on the AMP scene. Maybe less foot traffic, more established places that don't take extra risk, etc. Maybe the influx of girls is more difficult for them. Maybe an older clientele than Orange County. But in my experience, menus usually limited in Seminole County. They are generally safer as well. Very little talk about the service and a tip is just expected, but rarely discussed. But I think a standard ending is available in virtually every AMP in the Central Fl area, except for a few places and they usually get reviewed and blacklisted pretty quickly.
Originally Posted by Keanu6
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02-15-13 20:39 #9791Regular Member

Posts: 18Jane
Pretty much a go to girl if you don't feel lije hunting something new and taking a chance I always seems to head to her. Decent massage and always had fun and left happy! And never felt like I got short changed. Maybe head that way again next week!
Originally Posted by Jimhatz
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02-15-13 16:56 #9790Senior Member

Posts: 520Mya
Visited MYA last week in Kissimmee, Very nice lady she is the lady in the pics but looks slight older but she still looks good with a smokin hot body. Great D`s.
She is a nice lady massage was about 7 the massage room was nice setup the area is sketchy but no one will bother you. Treat her nice guys
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02-15-13 16:35 #9789Senior Member

Posts: 110Sunshine
I stopped by today and it was still closed. The phone number's not working either. Is it common for AMP's to close often in the orlando area? Maybe things are getting hot? Does anyone know of any other ones that have been closed in the last month or so? Just wondering. Any help would be appreciated.









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