Streetwalker Reports

[KwalaBear]

I decided to do some mongering during the snowstorm. Sounds nutty but hey, no guts no glory, and the snow bunnies are usually the most hungry. So I hit the Ave in search of some noo yung pai, my favorite dish.

My first sighting was a yummy looking spinner twitching her ass down Gilbert, and I was licking my chops damn ready to scoop her. So I rolled up next to her to see her face, and it was Jaelyn (WSW 5'3 110lbs, natural brunette gone blond). Goddammit! Jaelyn and I are not cool anymore, so I drove off. A little history: I boned Jaelyn back in 2011 when she was mega-hot, and posting on BP as 'Jordan'. After a whole year, I picked her up again around Gilbert last November, and the first thing I noticed was the missing teeth. When we got to my spot for our dream, she gave me some rude attitude: she refused to get naked for me, only took her pants off, and started talking shit and giving me the 'let's get this over with' routine. Looks like the streets have beaten her down and turned her completely sour, which is sad. I would feel sympathy, but bad service gets you no sympathy from me. Jaelyn is still a hot body and a decent lay, but YMMV, so be careful.

So after showing Jaelyn my 6, I drove toward Central and saw Baby (WSW 5'6, 150lbs, bright yellow highlights, plump see's, fat thighs and ass, bad dentals) on her way to the liquor store. Once she spotted me, my trolling was over. Baby has really fixed herself up nicely, and is one of my ATFGFEs. I never bypass street love when I see it, so I scooped her. Baby gives awesome head, maybe not as good as a few years ago, but her vagina is some of the best I've ever had. Ever.

The only problem is I wanted some new meat, but couldn't find any. The streets were handing me another plate of spaghetti. You know that feeling you get when you're tired of eating spaghetti every weekend? That's how I felt heading back to my spot: 'try not to think about steak and shrimp dumbass, just shut the fuck up and eat your spaghetti.' Oh well, maybe next time.

[Slick Jr]

But I didn't see $h! T out last night! I mean 0! The Ave the Are the Triangle Fort 8M and 5M Warrendale Big G And Harper were all dead! I even hit Chene and JC just to be sure the SW's hadn't all moved to another location and forgot to send me a memo! LOL I saw 1 HSW getting scooped as I drove by on Vernor and I think I saw Tassie on Fort talking to herself! And possibly 1 SW by SF on the Are but of course Leo pulled up and escorted me out of the area so I called it a night! My #1 and #7 didn't answer the phone and the other couple of numbers I have didn't work! With the roads being so bad tonight I probably won't be getting lucky this weekend! Stay safe and happy mongering

I been seeing this alot lately. I joked earlier the girls must be lazy. I got tired of posting about what I didn't see. I may have to go back to riding at night, which I absolutely hate. Maybe the night rides won't be as bad when it gets warm out. They won't be able to use hoods, hats, or scarfs to cover the ugmoes.

[Throtbngr]

But I didn't see $h! T out last night! I mean 0! The Ave the Are the Triangle Fort 8M and 5M Warrendale Big G And Harper were all dead! I even hit Chene and JC just to be sure the SW's hadn't all moved to another location and forgot to send me a memo! LOL I saw 1 HSW getting scooped as I drove by on Vernor and I think I saw Tassie on Fort talking to herself! And possibly 1 SW by SF on the Are but of course Leo pulled up and escorted me out of the area so I called it a night! My #1 and #7 didn't answer the phone and the other couple of numbers I have didn't work! With the roads being so bad tonight I probably won't be getting lucky this weekend! Stay safe and happy mongering

[The Mad Humper]

I didn't have shit to do the other night so I decided to drive around and get my dick sucked all night. I hit Michigan Ave first and on my first pass I saw Jennifer out on the stroll and I was like fuck it, I'll pick her up. She's a younger, petite, average looking ho. Her pics were posted her previously. I pulled into the CVS parking lot and did the scoop. I told her I was looking to get some head then she started her pissing and moaning about wanting to run over to her house first. Lately she's always had to take care of shit before she could suck a dick. I was just like, I'm not in the mood for your shit today. I was like we can either park right now and you can suck my dick or I can drop you back off. I ended up parking in front of the house she's staying at on moyt (I think thats the name) its like right behind the telway burger joint, and I told her either suck my dick or get out. I was like whats its going to be and she agreed to suck my dick for. 16. This * gives great head but lately she likes to whine. I ended up busting a nut in her mouth then taking off in search of my next ho.

That took me to Fort street where I saw tina on my first pass. She's a taller, not fat but big boned ho, with longer brown hair and glasses. She was standing out in front of the party store over on campbell. I scooped that ho up and offerd up. 10 for some road head. She agreed and we went for a ride up livernois and down dragoon. The end of the trip down dragoon ended with me busting a nut in her mouth. After I nutted in her mouth she's making grunting and moaning noises and it took me a minute to realize she wanted me to stop so she could spit my nut out. Finally I pulled over so the * could spit.

After that nut I made my way back to mich ave and didn't see shit for a while so I left that area. I made my way back over to fort and drove up green street toward Jefferson to see if roxy was around. I drove up and down solvey and the street next to it (cortrelle or something that starts with a see) and I didn't see her. Finally I spotted Krissy at south and solvey. She'a a younger petite blonde spinner type. She's alway been pretty quiet and gives maybe average head but the * looks good so naturally I want her sucking on my dick. I scooped her up and offered. 10 for some road head. Drove around for a bit then offer the. 15 more to fuck. I ended up bending the ho over and hitting it doggie. I don't think she could have ever gotten me off just by sucking my dick. I ended up busting a nut in her then dropping her back off at a house on solvey.

[Oneknot]

Ok I know that things are slow in the depths of winter, but this board is for the exchange of experiences and street knowledge. This is a place for us to help eachother out. STOP using the board as a pissing contest. You guys are acting like children with all of this he said she said bull shit. Lets take a break on the whole Fatima issue for a while and start reporting on other experiences.

I. E. I rolled through the triangle and saw nothing. Went down to the ave and saw one BSW, and a haggard WSW. Didn't feel like driving around for much longer so I went to Venus. Had a drink with one of the girls that I have know for a long time, and got a dance from a tall skinny blonde. Had another beer and called it a night.

[KittyChaser010]

I would like to publicly apologize for saying you posted Fatimas number on the open board. I was incorrect. It was Pieguy69. Sorry, I was wrong. As far as your experience with her went, sorry to hear that too. You should give her another chance. Anyway, just want everyone to know I was wrong and got you mixed up.

Ok we get it! Fatima is the most beautiful woman in the world. She would NEVER give someone bad service or try to scam a monger. We understand that when you penetrate her the clouds depart and angels start tap dancing. Enough already! Plain and simple she a working girl! Not only a working girl a heroin addicted working girl! You guys have to be somE of the most tender dicked guys I ever seen. Don't mean to bash anyone but seriously guys? What's so hard to believe that a heroin addicted girl gave someone a bad experience? Yes Fatima is awesome and usually does give great service but damn. It's even to the point mongers are being accused of posting her number that didn't even do it? Wow. For all the guys that haven't tried her yet, you better do it now because it's only a matter of time before one of these guys marries her and spends his 401k trying to get her clean and off the streets. Please guys stop! At the end of the day yes she's sweet, yes she provides good service, yes she's pretty. But she's a working girl she doesn't love you. OMG. I was going to let this go but damn enough is enough. I really don't mean to be a dick because normally I just bash newbies for doing or saying dumb shyt but I can't take this anymore. When a monger gets scolded for a bad experience with a girl and people call bs. I thought that's what the board was about. NO sp has a good day 365 days a year especially one addicted to heroin. Not even Fatima. Believe it or not. Ok I'm done. Now let's get back to hunting.

Be safe out there,

KC

[DjSixVicious]

I was on my way back home from Detroit and had more extra time and a little extra cash than I usually do. So I figured I would see if the unicorn was out and available for the notel date that I never seem to have time for. I checked out the are for a few passes just to see what was out. Then I made a few passes around her normal hangout and just as I was about to give her a call I see her waving me down. I almost didn't recognize her. She had a new hat and her hair was straighter than usual. I picked her up and she said her phone was not working so I was happy that I found her when I did. Then we went to her suggested notel. All I can say is OMG. Her pics look great but in person she looks incredible. I had a great time. Best time yet with a sp. Cost was her norm but a did give a good tip since it was Valentines Day and because she is such a sweetheart. I really can't see how she could get a bad review. She is definitely my ATF. She did offer to let me take pics but I had left my phone in my car and was not going out and getting it. So even more reason for me to repeat. Stay safe and good luck out there.

[MoeMonger]

Is it me or does Brittney look to be about 15 years old.

Brittany is 28 but can pass for 18 from 20 feet real easy.

Her butt could pass for an 18 year old cheerleeder everyday.

I have a few pics of her rocking a sweet 60's style furry cave man vest, that I will post when I get a chance.

[Fitzie00]

I tried to scoop her a few weeks ago but got beat out by a faster driver. Got her this time. WSW about 5' 4" with straight red hair and a thicker little arse that gave her some curve. I didn't check the chest. We drove around and she did a nice, patient BBBJ along the ride. Would repeat. Pretty coherent not visibly drugged or boozed up. Nice girl.

[SoberJohn]

If we are talkin MadHumper prices, its a deal. LOL. Just kidding MH, just saying it would save me some cash.

If MichiganDl is buying where can I get in line.

[Tongue]

I would like to publicly apologize for saying you posted Fatimas number on the open board. I was incorrect. It was Pieguy69. Sorry, I was wrong. As far as your experience with her went, sorry to hear that too. You should give her another chance. Anyway, just want everyone to know I was wrong and got you mixed up.

The council had met and found you guilty of board slander.

Your penalty is to purchase an encounter for everyone who reads this.

[Wiggles0923]

After reading this, I went out for some recon a few hours later.

I never saw the tall blonde, but the shorter one with the bleached blonde hair and black outfit was brittany, she texted me as soon as I passed her.

I have digits if you want them, but read my reports on her, and there are others. She will blow your phone up.

In other ave news I saw jennifer (PJ) out by the golden arches. 5'5, 85 pounds, dark short hair, haven't seen her out in a long time.

If you like girls skeletor thin, and have them nod out on your love muscle, she is for you. Also a major pita.

She was a good provider, but that was years ago.

Is it me or does Brittney look to be about 15 years old.

[Throtbngr]

Cruised The Big G as I had not done in a little while just for old times sake and spotted a few lurking in the shadows but kept seeing what appeared to be Leo cruising around some of the side streets. Apparently everyone else thought so too as they all scattered like roaches when U-turn on the light! LOL Turned out to be one of the white cabs with the clover on the side shining his spotlight on people walking (probably gave some one a ride and got stiffed on the pay and looking for the person) So I moved on to the Are and there were a couple of SW's out but also some Leo So I headed to the Ave and saw 0 on the first 2 passes hit Fort and saw a GSW (I initially thought Hispanic) about 34 slim kind of decent looking and friendly It was Mia or Mya something like that. When the check cleared she kept saying she thought she knew me. I said maybe but do not recall scooping her She pushed for 2 Jacks for BBBJ but I told her one and she insisted I gave her 2 last time! Now It's obvious she's trying to BS me so I told her one with promise of a good tip for a completed mission anyway not much in the BJ dept Real toothy Real fast, hard and uncoordinated and she even kept grabbing my hand to try and get me to do it myself. LOL what a joke After about 5 minutes I saw this was going no where and told her to Stop. She actually asked me if she earned a tip! WTF I told her No she needed more practice and gave her a couple of smokes for the road! She was going on and on about needing the money because her friend Hope (probably this one) http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1231357 Has a sugar daddy that they are going to hang out with. Dropped her off and I moved on to the Ave and happened to stumble upon Kaleigh! http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1593870 I took her to my usual spot but I guess it's every body's usual spot because a couple of other cars were parked there so I went to my unusual spot and got great DTBBBJ2CIM for Jackson and his half brother! What a Peach After I dropped her off I spotted a slim tall Blonde by Lonyo but decided I had enough for one night!

[PoppnU]

Sorry, I didn't post anyone's number (Unicorn). Appreciate it if you wouldn't blame things on me that I have no knowledge of. I just recently joined. Also, I don't dog girls for the hell of it. Fatima truly scammed me but I was a total gentleman about it.

No matter, I have a great regular that I've been seeing since October and have had great ones in the past I. E. RAchel from A2.

If you had a better experience than kudos to you. YMMV.

[MoeMonger]

Ok so I was out strolling today on Fort and the Ave. For the most part it was dead or scary looking. However I was parked at the Subway on the Ave watching the foot traffic, when a sweet looking natural blond, about 5'8" thin but a healthy athletic thin girl about 22 walked by. She was wearing a tan coat and black pj sweat pants. She gave me the wave while my jaw was sitting in my lap. But she turned away before I could call her over. This girl is a 10 on anyones scale. Does anyone know who this is, is she TGTBT.

The other girl who was accross the side street from the subway was sitting on some steps. She had bleached blonde hair looked about 18 maybe younger was short about 5'3". Thin and wearing a black coat with black pants. Does anyone know who this is. I saw her tonight but I had to get going. If you have numbers pm me please.

After reading this, I went out for some recon a few hours later.

I never saw the tall blonde, but the shorter one with the bleached blonde hair and black outfit was brittany, she texted me as soon as I passed her.

I have digits if you want them, but read my reports on her, and there are others. She will blow your phone up.

In other ave news I saw jennifer (PJ) out by the golden arches. 5'5, 85 pounds, dark short hair, haven't seen her out in a long time.

If you like girls skeletor thin, and have them nod out on your love muscle, she is for you. Also a major pita.

She was a good provider, but that was years ago.