Massage Parlor Reports

[Gopher88]

[QUOTE=Skonsk; 1679365]Paradise mp at 8xx s wabash.

In chinatown. Skonsk check your email.

[Skonsk]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

Paradise mp at 8xx s wabash.

In chinatown. Upstairs by the fire station.

Wentworth wellness- s wentworth ave

[Dazhiba]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

My advise is to check out the Eros gals in the apartments. They're all over and a great value.

[And Again]

She was asking if you had already finished. Since you had not, you should have said,"Not yet." I bet she'd have put in a bit more effort and gotten the job done.

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

[Mikey Mann]

Moved to the South Loop area from Joliet. Morris is a little to far for me to drive now. Any hints on a good MP in Chicago? Specifically the south or west side?

[Silenced]

I'm coming to Chicago this weekend and I'm looking for a good AMP. I'm from Lansing and I'm used to the islands and our #1 provider Mikki. But since I'm traveling is like to experience Chicago's finest. Any advice?

[Timmer]

I would say based on the services and the pricing, it is totally legit. I however have not been there.

Just wondering if any mongers here have ever tried this spot:

www.mr312.com/

It's a spa for men and they offer massages. If anyone's been there are the masseuses female? I saw a review on Yelp where one guy was massaged by a woman. So if the masseuses are female, has anyone gotten extras from them? Just curious; it looked intriguing.

[OPIllini]

Just wondering if any mongers here have ever tried this spot:

www.mr312.com/

It's a spa for men and they offer massages. If anyone's been there are the masseuses female? I saw a review on Yelp where one guy was massaged by a woman. So if the masseuses are female, has anyone gotten extras from them? Just curious; it looked intriguing.

[LongIron]

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

Thanks for the report. What was the total damage for your encounter? I'll have to give this one a try.

[Past Tense]

Stopped at Lily spa (Roscoe Village) the other day. Un-appealing Mamasan at the front lobby, paid. 6 went to room got naked on the table no towel over ass. Young woman comes in to give me my masage no comment on bare ass no towel thrown over me. Doesn't say a word. Just goes to work on a fairly decent massage. I can see she is wearing light workout pants, usually a good sign when they are clothed in something that comes off easily. On the flip I find out her name is Sophia. Early 20s on the cute side, thin and fit. As she starts to hone in on Mr. Happy I start feeling her ass and between her legs. No objection, but not a lot of response. Next step is to try and get a hand under her pants, my advances are skillfully deflected as she moves out of range just to finger tip distance. Oil on Mr. Happy and a fairly vigorous rod massage ensues. I'm a little older so her escape doesn't set the stage for a happy ending so after 10 minutes she asks "Finish?" and I say OK then off to a self serve shower. Might be more available if I was a younger hotter guy.

Ok massgae but not what I was hoping for. Probably won't return.

[Nugs15]

Hey empty you inbox buddy was trying to send a reply PM to your last message.

The last link you provide is for a woman a few pounds heavier and older than the woman in the pics. She is laid back and does a b2b rather than a massage with a standard finish. Feel free to pm me for more info. Was curious about Ember too.

[Head First]

Just an FYI. Today is the Chinese New Year. Just like our New Year Day on Jan. 1st. If you have a fav girl shoot her a quick text or give her a short phone call to wish her Good Luck in 2013. It'll mean a lot to her. I'm just saying.

[Fredspy]

She's been advertising for years and years, always claiming to be in her upper 20s, and switching pics often. I saw her a couple times a few years ago, and found her to be cute, but quite strange and not very good at what she does. (Occasionally I see an ad that looks just different enough to try), but then she replies and it's clear that it's her. Almost any massage ad that talks about a chance to make a "new friend" is her.

Thanks! I think I will keep my powder try and reserve the TOFTT money for another.

[Jamz20]

I had a dream that I saw an ad on backpage advertising a body rub in the Pilsen area. Well in the dream I actually lived near that area so I tried it out. Very typical Latina setup but oh man was this girl smoking out. Massage terrible but did I mention how hot she was well in my dream? Pretty sure everyone here knows the price list so I countered with. 4 done! Seniors know the routine PM me with questions. Be Safe and laterz!

[Casper27]

Hey I think its fake she looks like my best friend sister.

So is your best friends sister available?