Massage Parlor Reports

[WillowRut]

Has anyone seen big Red lately? I was wondering if things have changed with her regarding her husband upstairs.

[JRoby]

TL; DR Try the other Ann.

[Randomguy0716]

Well that just bites. I have been wanting to give her a shot too. Too bad.

I have seen her twice now, and I definitely won't be going back. The first time was good. Very good actually. It was about 30 minutes of above average professional quality massage, followed by a whole lot of teasing, kissing, and her letting me play with her great tits, then a FIV while she BBJ. She acted like FS was available and then after reading some reviews here, I find out that it is. I didn't care much for her location for the same reasons that have already been discussed here, but she was playful and I liked her attitude. I thought it was a good value for under a buck. So after milling it over for a month, I decide to setup another visit. 2nd visit was nowhere near as impressive. Both visits were in the morning, and the salon was empty this time, which was nice. She started out her same cheerful self, but the quality of her massage has declined drastically, and when she had me flip over, I noticed that she was sweating profusely and her head would twitch fairly often, like she was trying to keep focused. It was by no means warm in there either, and it wasn't like she was working all that hard on me. I didn't even really want to play her tits at that point, because they were soaking wet with sweat. I had originally planned to try for FS, but with her sweat episode and the odd twitches, I just had her finish me off orally again and I cleaned up and split. I'm not sure what's causing the sweat and twitches-possible drug use withdrawl symptoms? Whatever it ends up being, I'm not going back.

[Member #5994]

I have seen her twice now, and I definitely won't be going back. The first time was good. Very good actually. It was about 30 minutes of above average professional quality massage, followed by a whole lot of teasing, kissing, and her letting me play with her great tits, then a FIV while she BBJ. She acted like FS was available and then after reading some reviews here, I find out that it is. I didn't care much for her location for the same reasons that have already been discussed here, but she was playful and I liked her attitude. I thought it was a good value for under a buck. So after milling it over for a month, I decide to setup another visit. 2nd visit was nowhere near as impressive. Both visits were in the morning, and the salon was empty this time, which was nice. She started out her same cheerful self, but the quality of her massage has declined drastically, and when she had me flip over, I noticed that she was sweating profusely and her head would twitch fairly often, like she was trying to keep focused. It was by no means warm in there either, and it wasn't like she was working all that hard on me. I didn't even really want to play her tits at that point, because they were soaking wet with sweat. I had originally planned to try for FS, but with her sweat episode and the odd twitches, I just had her finish me off orally again and I cleaned up and split. I'm not sure what's causing the sweat and twitches-possible drug use withdrawl symptoms? Whatever it ends up being, I'm not going back.

[BadAz Mofo]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

If you search for Anna or Annalisa under the Backpage advertiser reviews you will see a recent discussion about her. Quick answer is she's a fat woman who gives an ok massage and a HJ.

[ScooterAllCity]

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

The two of them seem like bookends.

[Member #4843]

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

You guys are funny. Hope someone can shed some light, because for 3 hours, her price is crazy good.

[LoveAddict]

Her ad ranks right up there with Krazy Karen with TMI for sure. But I think Karen has her beat in the repulsive end.

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

[ScooterAllCity]

But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

Her ad ranks right up there with Krazy Karen with TMI for sure. But I think Karen has her beat in the repulsive end.

[Randomguy0716]

Crap tgat is one long ass ad. I lost interest after the first paragraph. LOL.

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

[LookingForLefty]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

I haven't but obviously from the title in the ad a HE is at least available. Lots of red flags. No picture of her so obviously if she posted a pic it would be a turn off. Pretty girls post pics. And skinny ones post their entire physique. Fat ones only post a head shot. If they cover their stomach, it means there is an issue with that too. Another red flag is the length and lunacy of her ad. Her thinking is if "if I post a bunch of fluff and puff about massage, that means I'm not really a prostitute in my mind and maybe the prospective client will not be wondering if I'm fat." She also states she is very ill with cancer, which I feel bad for her. But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

[Member #4843]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

[Jack Tapper]

Seniors,

PM me if you want to know more about Nohemi.

Seniors only!

[BigMilwaukee]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...you-30/7412559

Sorry here is her link.

Good morning all,

Based on this fine "hobbiest" and his review I decided to partake in a "massage." First off talking to her on the phone causes a little concern as she seems friendly and normal. If you are picturing talking to Sadia the Palistanian scratch out the hippy high as a kite feeling you get talking to her and just leave the well spoken, polite, and friendly. That being said the price was in my normal ball park so I said what the hell, it smells like a set up based on looks and price but if you can't trust a fellow monger who can you trust. I got there and she met me at the door in a towel. The whole cop sting flew out the window and I became focused on her. Now contrary to the previous review I would not clasify her as built but increadibly skinny. The skinny where you can see the pelvis bone. This is where she is gettjng all the definition, she just litteraly has no fat on her at all. If you like petite you will spacle the walls looking at her. If you like curves and some meat on a girl, stjll go see her. But I digress.

So she has me lay on the bed and starts to work me over starting from the head all the way to the feet. I am thinking to myself,"self you hVe hit the jackpot here. A extremly friendly girl butt ass naked giving a impressive massage and for less then you would spend on some of these over priced 2nd stringers!" By now I am half dozing off as she is talking about misclneaous things such as her schooling and relationship ect. Mind you I started on my back and she has me role on my stomach. The massage is great. It is no deep tissue massage from Olga and or is it a finger tip blow on your back and that is it either. It is a healthy rub down with unscented (ideal for those of you who are married) lotion. I cand help myself and begin playing with her pussy which she absolutely loves.

After a few min of this I role over and she pounces like a lioness on a hapless baby elephant (yes I am trying to pretend I am hung like a elephant with the analogy). Very enjoyable BBBJ for a few min untill I can't take her sucking and moaning anymore. I have her get on top and as previously mentioned she is very tight. Luckly also very wet so I was able to work jt in. A little while later j blew like a guyzer.

She cleaned me up and got dressed. Never asked about money once. J left it on the table and she said thank you. A hug and kiss and out I went. No rush no clock watching just a increadable experience overall. I look back on the previous girls j have gotten and j suddnly find even the best pailing in comparison. With the combination of price and services and personality. I would highly recomend any and all of you try this out. You will love KT kmensly as well.

On to the troubling part which would be possible drug use. I also can not confirm it but it is certainly possible she is on somethkng. One normally does nkt get that skinny by lack of food alone. My bet would be meth or heroin as her face was alittle drawn (don't ask how I know what that looks like) needless I can't give her better reviews other than jf the price was lower bjt damn it is pretty low as it is. She is a bit difficult to get ahold of during the day but it iss well worth the trouble. Give it a shot you won't be dissapointed.

[BigMilwaukee]

Good morning all,

Based on this fine "hobbiest" and his review I decided to partake in a "massage." First off talking to her on the phone causes a little concern as she seems friendly and normal. If you are picturing talking to Sadia the Palistanian scratch out the hippy high as a kite feeling you get talking to her and just leave the well spoken, polite, and friendly. That being said the price was in my normal ball park so I said what the hell, it smells like a set up based on looks and price but if you can't trust a fellow monger who can you trust. I got there and she met me at the door in a towel. The whole cop sting flew out the window and I became focused on her. Now contrary to the previous review I would not clasify her as built but increadibly skinny. The skinny where you can see the pelvis bone. This is where she is gettjng all the definition, she just litteraly has no fat on her at all. If you like petite you will spacle the walls looking at her. If you like curves and some meat on a girl, stjll go see her. But I digress.

So she has me lay on the bed and starts to work me over starting from the head all the way to the feet. I am thinking to myself,"self you hVe hit the jackpot here. A extremly friendly girl butt ass naked giving a impressive massage and for less then you would spend on some of these over priced 2nd stringers!" By now I am half dozing off as she is talking about misclneaous things such as her schooling and relationship ect. Mind you I started on my back and she has me role on my stomach. The massage is great. It is no deep tissue massage from Olga and or is it a finger tip blow on your back and that is it either. It is a healthy rub down with unscented (ideal for those of you who are married) lotion. I cand help myself and begin playing with her pussy which she absolutely loves.

After a few min of this I role over and she pounces like a lioness on a hapless baby elephant (yes I am trying to pretend I am hung like a elephant with the analogy). Very enjoyable BBBJ for a few min untill I can't take her sucking and moaning anymore. I have her get on top and as previously mentioned she is very tight. Luckly also very wet so I was able to work jt in. A little while later j blew like a guyzer.

She cleaned me up and got dressed. Never asked about money once. J left it on the table and she said thank you. A hug and kiss and out I went. No rush no clock watching just a increadable experience overall. I look back on the previous girls j have gotten and j suddnly find even the best pailing in comparison. With the combination of price and services and personality. I would highly recomend any and all of you try this out. You will love KT kmensly as well.

On to the troubling part which would be possible drug use. I also can not confirm it but it is certainly possible she is on somethkng. One normally does nkt get that skinny by lack of food alone. My bet would be meth or heroin as her face was alittle drawn (don't ask how I know what that looks like) needless I can't give her better reviews other than jf the price was lower bjt damn it is pretty low as it is. She is a bit difficult to get ahold of during the day but it iss well worth the trouble. Give it a shot you won't be dissapointed.