Massage Parlor Reports

**Jekwarz** · 02-10-13 23:13

Went to see "The best asian massage ever", as she advertises herself on BP. Went 2 weeks ago and again today. Nice apartment setting near Mayfair Mall. Advertises as 35 yrs old but I would say she is more mid-fourties. If you want a nice massage she definitely knows what she is doing. Only extra is HJ on the flip side. She stays totally dressed during massage. Tried to get her topless for exrta tip but she said she doesn't do that. Would 've been upset about this but she is a really nice lady. Like I said she does know her stuff massagewise. All of this for $120. 00 / hr plus I gave her $20. 00 extra for the effort.

**Dingusmcc** · 02-08-13 17:05

Originally Posted by WillowRut [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen big Red lately? I was wondering if things have changed with her regarding her husband upstairs.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. I went in with low expectations, and was surprised by the lower than that experience. Nothing was offered and asking was greeted with "I could never do that!"

So, if the husband upstairs means no extras.

**WillowRut** · 02-08-13 11:45

Has anyone seen big Red lately? I was wondering if things have changed with her regarding her husband upstairs.

**JRoby** · 02-08-13 03:37

TL; DR Try the other Ann.

**Randomguy0716** · 02-07-13 11:45

Well that just bites. I have been wanting to give her a shot too. Too bad.

Originally Posted by Flattopper [View Original Post]

I have seen her twice now, and I definitely won't be going back. The first time was good. Very good actually. It was about 30 minutes of above average professional quality massage, followed by a whole lot of teasing, kissing, and her letting me play with her great tits, then a FIV while she BBJ. She acted like FS was available and then after reading some reviews here, I find out that it is. I didn't care much for her location for the same reasons that have already been discussed here, but she was playful and I liked her attitude. I thought it was a good value for under a buck. So after milling it over for a month, I decide to setup another visit. 2nd visit was nowhere near as impressive. Both visits were in the morning, and the salon was empty this time, which was nice. She started out her same cheerful self, but the quality of her massage has declined drastically, and when she had me flip over, I noticed that she was sweating profusely and her head would twitch fairly often, like she was trying to keep focused. It was by no means warm in there either, and it wasn't like she was working all that hard on me. I didn't even really want to play her tits at that point, because they were soaking wet with sweat. I had originally planned to try for FS, but with her sweat episode and the odd twitches, I just had her finish me off orally again and I cleaned up and split. I'm not sure what's causing the sweat and twitches-possible drug use withdrawl symptoms? Whatever it ends up being, I'm not going back.

**Member #5994** · 02-07-13 11:31

I have seen her twice now, and I definitely won't be going back. The first time was good. Very good actually. It was about 30 minutes of above average professional quality massage, followed by a whole lot of teasing, kissing, and her letting me play with her great tits, then a FIV while she BBJ. She acted like FS was available and then after reading some reviews here, I find out that it is. I didn't care much for her location for the same reasons that have already been discussed here, but she was playful and I liked her attitude. I thought it was a good value for under a buck. So after milling it over for a month, I decide to setup another visit. 2nd visit was nowhere near as impressive. Both visits were in the morning, and the salon was empty this time, which was nice. She started out her same cheerful self, but the quality of her massage has declined drastically, and when she had me flip over, I noticed that she was sweating profusely and her head would twitch fairly often, like she was trying to keep focused. It was by no means warm in there either, and it wasn't like she was working all that hard on me. I didn't even really want to play her tits at that point, because they were soaking wet with sweat. I had originally planned to try for FS, but with her sweat episode and the odd twitches, I just had her finish me off orally again and I cleaned up and split. I'm not sure what's causing the sweat and twitches-possible drug use withdrawl symptoms? Whatever it ends up being, I'm not going back.

**BadAz Mofo** · 02-06-13 19:08

Originally Posted by litlbstard [View Original Post]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

If you search for Anna or Annalisa under the Backpage advertiser reviews you will see a recent discussion about her. Quick answer is she's a fat woman who gives an ok massage and a HJ.

**ScooterAllCity** · 02-06-13 18:56

Originally Posted by LoveAddict [View Original Post]

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

The two of them seem like bookends.

**Member #4843** · 02-06-13 15:31

Originally Posted by LoveAddict [View Original Post]

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

You guys are funny. Hope someone can shed some light, because for 3 hours, her price is crazy good.

**LoveAddict** · 02-06-13 10:10

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

Her ad ranks right up there with Krazy Karen with TMI for sure. But I think Karen has her beat in the repulsive end.

My goodness, she's practically telling her whole life story in a backpage ad!

**ScooterAllCity** · 02-06-13 09:46

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

Her ad ranks right up there with Krazy Karen with TMI for sure. But I think Karen has her beat in the repulsive end.

**Randomguy0716** · 02-06-13 09:05

Crap tgat is one long ass ad. I lost interest after the first paragraph. LOL.

Originally Posted by litlbstard [View Original Post]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

**LookingForLefty** · 02-06-13 07:04

Originally Posted by litlbstard [View Original Post]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

I haven't but obviously from the title in the ad a HE is at least available. Lots of red flags. No picture of her so obviously if she posted a pic it would be a turn off. Pretty girls post pics. And skinny ones post their entire physique. Fat ones only post a head shot. If they cover their stomach, it means there is an issue with that too. Another red flag is the length and lunacy of her ad. Her thinking is if "if I post a bunch of fluff and puff about massage, that means I'm not really a prostitute in my mind and maybe the prospective client will not be wondering if I'm fat." She also states she is very ill with cancer, which I feel bad for her. But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

**Member #4843** · 02-06-13 01:26

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242