Massage Parlor Reports

[LckHer]

AMP's: cosmos, and spa serentiy. Both have gone above and beyond last couple times I was there.

Independent: natasha / roxy, worth the trip either 2 or 4 hands will do ya.

Bodyrub: nikki, jackie both are hot and I would repeat and have.

Stay away: LEXI. Uhhhg pisses me off everytime I see her post. Not the girl in the pics and doesn't want to do anything except give a lame ass bodyrub with no enthusiasm. Don't think she is smart enough to do anything else in life though. And you will be disappointed when you see her if you are expecting those pics on her ad. Waste of your hard earned $$$$.

LEGIT LMT's: don't know any of those, especially if they have been mentioned on this board for any reason, but chances are it could be one of the best times ever if you are allowed into the inner circle.

KIMMY and MANDY? Anyone have any details on these two. I am curious. Feel free to pm. I can trade info.

JOan: posted on the other board about her. Would give another chance but was not impressed. I know she has tons of good reviews. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was having a bad day.

Thanks for your post. To many people post these obscure post that are more confusing than there worth. Straight to the point is great.

[CjXoccer263]

Not a first time partaker though.

Hadn't seen anything in a while about VIP in Longwood, so decided to TOFTT.

I drew Nicki (I think) , a very nice black girl. She was up front that she had no menu and nothing during the massage made me think she might change her mind, but I got a good massage (7/10).

8 for H massage, .2 tip because it was a good massage and she had me laughing at her stories throughout my time.

She did hint that other providers might have a menu, but I don't have names for them yet.

[Viamx]

I find the posting of Private Messages pathetic. Pm's can be used to share information or to tell someone what you think, good or bad, sometimes things are said that are a result of anger. The anger goes away in a short time, if it doesn't, so what! We all use anonymous handles, nobody can beat you up they don't know who you are.

The moderators do not want us to vent the anger or argue or bicker publicly so the only way to express these feeling are through PM.

Exposing these private reactions are a breach of trust involving all members, it has only been done in my memory twice, once to me by a member from out of town who poses as an ultimate fighting character who wanted to beat me up but was very careful how he worded it, and the other time is this current breach.

There are many times lately that I have wanted to comment especially when an out of towner subtly and not so subtly put down the members of this board, acting like spending enormous amounts of time with providers is so special and beyond the reach of the members of the board, I didn't comment because it would cause a shit-storm if I said what I think, and I know I'm not alone because of the Pm system. I was a good boy and it's so hard. (pun intended)

I really think PM threats are meaningless and posting PM's is nauseating.

VS

Cent #1 you cannot please everyone on here and,

Cent #2 we should, I guess, remember the main purpose of the thread.

V

[VerySlowly]

I could not disagree more! If a member is threatened, it should be posted!

I find the posting of Private Messages pathetic. Pm's can be used to share information or to tell someone what you think, good or bad, sometimes things are said that are a result of anger. The anger goes away in a short time, if it doesn't, so what! We all use anonymous handles, nobody can beat you up they don't know who you are.

The moderators do not want us to vent the anger or argue or bicker publicly so the only way to express these feeling are through PM.

Exposing these private reactions are a breach of trust involving all members, it has only been done in my memory twice, once to me by a member from out of town who poses as an ultimate fighting character who wanted to beat me up but was very careful how he worded it, and the other time is this current breach.

There are many times lately that I have wanted to comment especially when an out of towner subtly and not so subtly put down the members of this board, acting like spending enormous amounts of time with providers is so special and beyond the reach of the members of the board, I didn't comment because it would cause a shit-storm if I said what I think, and I know I'm not alone because of the Pm system. I was a good boy and it's so hard. (pun intended)

I really think PM threats are meaningless and posting PM's is nauseating.

VS

[Barolo]

Cute 1 appears to have some effect ion or peculiar connection to this provider and his PM might irritate me too but I don't think we should be copying and pasting private messages just because they piss us off

I could not disagree more! If a member is threatened, it should be posted!

[Outdoorsman]

Below is PM transcript between myself and Cute1. I asked about his experience with a local massage provider. You can figure out the rest. Happy to forward the PM exchange to anyone who wants to see it.

Jay7005: Did you get a happy ending? Did she allow roaming, touching? Did you manage to get her topless? Give us some details man!

Cute1: NO, it was massage ONLY, no HE, no roaming, no topless, none.

Jay7005: What's the point in that?

Cute1: Point was for me GOOD Massage man, rest I can do by myself! I want you shut up about Her, or I will find YOU and YOU will have BIG problem man, I hope you understand me, GOOD LUCK!

Now, for my personal / public reply: "Bring it on asshole. Come find me."

Cute 1 appears to have some effect ion or peculiar connection to this provider and his PM might irritate me too but I don't think we should be copying and pasting private messages just because they piss us off

[O Town Doug]

I have been on a roll here for the past few days haha, this time I checked out M. B. S. In Orlando. I had read a few things here and on another site and while the reviews were mixed I decided to check it out. First of all I think they have the nicest facility that I have seen and the girl at the front desk was super sweet (I wonder if she does massages). Apparently you need to make appointments but I walked in not knowing that. She was able to fit me in for. 8 for H.

From there I met a sexy little spinner who was cute as hell and talkative (which I tend to enjoy honestly) and American so it was nice to not have to fight through the language barrier. It's pricer than some of the other places $.6 all said and done but the massage or "body rub" was good since I hate hard massages and like a soft to medium swedish style and the HE was enthusiastic and fun with solid roaming.

I will most likely go back even considering its a little steeper then some of the traditional AMP's. Bonus points because the girl put down a new sheet AND took away my sheet coming in and leaving my session, especially with some of the reports of questionable hygiene at some spots.

The only Con of my experience was the use of this god forsaken timer / buzzer to keep tab of the H or the HH. Its ticks away so loudly that it was somewhat distracting and it periodically buzzed even louder. Even the girl apologized for how obnoxious it was.

[Bjceb]

That is so MESSED UP!

WTF.

Below is PM transcript between myself and Cute1. I asked about his experience with a local massage provider. You can figure out the rest. Happy to forward the PM exchange to anyone who wants to see it.

Jay7005: Did you get a happy ending? Did she allow roaming, touching? Did you manage to get her topless? Give us some details man!

Cute1: NO, it was massage ONLY, no HE, no roaming, no topless, none.

Jay7005: What's the point in that?

Cute1: Point was for me GOOD Massage man, rest I can do by myself! I want you shut up about Her, or I will find YOU and YOU will have BIG problem man, I hope you understand me, GOOD LUCK!

Now, for my personal / public reply: "Bring it on asshole. Come find me."

[Mclovin407]

Penny has been there a lot longer than 2 months. I've seen here a couple of times last year. She is one of the best in town if you ask me. Where you messed up was just tell her what you want to spend and she will know what you get, I find her services to be extremely sensual. For a $ I've had all but FS. You should go back though and see Summer, she has the same menu but is hotter and younger.

OMG Summer was Fantastic!

[Mclovin407]

Wow!

I just returned and and had an amazing time. I got Summer mid 20's. 30's. During the table shower she missed the important part and I was thinking this was not going to go well. Massage was decent but on the flip I roamed under the shirt and and it was good to go from there. She got completely on top and has the most amazing body EVER! Fit and hard nice B cups took total care of me!

New ATF!

[Jay7005]

Below is PM transcript between myself and Cute1. I asked about his experience with a local massage provider. You can figure out the rest. Happy to forward the PM exchange to anyone who wants to see it.

Jay7005: Did you get a happy ending? Did she allow roaming, touching? Did you manage to get her topless? Give us some details man!

Cute1: NO, it was massage ONLY, no HE, no roaming, no topless, none.

Jay7005: What's the point in that?

Cute1: Point was for me GOOD Massage man, rest I can do by myself! I want you shut up about Her, or I will find YOU and YOU will have BIG problem man, I hope you understand me, GOOD LUCK!

Now, for my personal / public reply: "Bring it on asshole. Come find me."

[Viamx]

I'm coming to town this weekend and would like an excellent massage with HE-prefer TS but prefer that it not be a FS joint. I will have extremely limited time to sneak away and need someplace near International Drive. Any help would be appreciated. I don't know the city very well.

AMP

. And you will see what's around. Happy hunting! Maybe you might post what you find?

V

[Viamx]

Went and saw a girl who said her name was Mary. Ok massage and finish. Would not take off any clothes for me and when I asked about BJ she Sid they don't do that there. She was younger than the ladies at miss may nd comfort spa. I printed their coupon from orlandoweekly to get the massage for 60 / hr. LOL as you can see, I am hitting the spa that are $60 / hr. I just can't see giving these place 80 / hr.

A lady at NT is fine as hell. She rotates between asunder flowers on westmoreland so her name changes. They are 60 / hr also but she has menu options that include getting naked on the table for major roaming, Saran Wrap Bjs and TF so bring more tip.

LD was one of my old favorites and so may look at that again. Went to check out Comfort today and didn't like the "girl" (I like them younger than that, A LOT younger) and didn't like the smell there. I did not partake.

V

[Viamx]

I wonder how many guys know that they are not even getting a real BJ?

Oh, I think I know when it's real. LOL.

V

[Sex Xes]

I stopped by the Miss May, Lavander and NT today. Visited all before noon to see what was available. All three have one hour for 60.

Miss May has a couple of older ladies, Lavander had Lucy probably early 30s, NT Had a thirtyish nice-looking Korean lady also named Lucy. I chose Lucy at NT. 30ish with nice bolt ons, flat stomach.

The menu was wide open. I know I've seen this Lucy before but for the life of me I can't remember where. She knows the game and gives a good massage. Definitely will repeat again and again.