Massage Parlor Reports

[ScooterAllCity]

But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

Her ad ranks right up there with Krazy Karen with TMI for sure. But I think Karen has her beat in the repulsive end.

[Randomguy0716]

Crap tgat is one long ass ad. I lost interest after the first paragraph. LOL.

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

[LookingForLefty]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

I haven't but obviously from the title in the ad a HE is at least available. Lots of red flags. No picture of her so obviously if she posted a pic it would be a turn off. Pretty girls post pics. And skinny ones post their entire physique. Fat ones only post a head shot. If they cover their stomach, it means there is an issue with that too. Another red flag is the length and lunacy of her ad. Her thinking is if "if I post a bunch of fluff and puff about massage, that means I'm not really a prostitute in my mind and maybe the prospective client will not be wondering if I'm fat." She also states she is very ill with cancer, which I feel bad for her. But the more I read the ad, the quickly I become bored as she offers TMI that no one on this board cares about and not enough information about what we do care about. This is probably one of the most man-repulsive ads I've ever read.

[Member #4843]

Called today and the price seems too good to be true I think she said 160 for three hours? Has anyone tried her and is anything extra on the menu?

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Therap...cepted/6353242

[Jack Tapper]

Seniors,

PM me if you want to know more about Nohemi.

Seniors only!

[BigMilwaukee]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...you-30/7412559

Sorry here is her link.

Good morning all,

Based on this fine "hobbiest" and his review I decided to partake in a "massage." First off talking to her on the phone causes a little concern as she seems friendly and normal. If you are picturing talking to Sadia the Palistanian scratch out the hippy high as a kite feeling you get talking to her and just leave the well spoken, polite, and friendly. That being said the price was in my normal ball park so I said what the hell, it smells like a set up based on looks and price but if you can't trust a fellow monger who can you trust. I got there and she met me at the door in a towel. The whole cop sting flew out the window and I became focused on her. Now contrary to the previous review I would not clasify her as built but increadibly skinny. The skinny where you can see the pelvis bone. This is where she is gettjng all the definition, she just litteraly has no fat on her at all. If you like petite you will spacle the walls looking at her. If you like curves and some meat on a girl, stjll go see her. But I digress.

So she has me lay on the bed and starts to work me over starting from the head all the way to the feet. I am thinking to myself,"self you hVe hit the jackpot here. A extremly friendly girl butt ass naked giving a impressive massage and for less then you would spend on some of these over priced 2nd stringers!" By now I am half dozing off as she is talking about misclneaous things such as her schooling and relationship ect. Mind you I started on my back and she has me role on my stomach. The massage is great. It is no deep tissue massage from Olga and or is it a finger tip blow on your back and that is it either. It is a healthy rub down with unscented (ideal for those of you who are married) lotion. I cand help myself and begin playing with her pussy which she absolutely loves.

After a few min of this I role over and she pounces like a lioness on a hapless baby elephant (yes I am trying to pretend I am hung like a elephant with the analogy). Very enjoyable BBBJ for a few min untill I can't take her sucking and moaning anymore. I have her get on top and as previously mentioned she is very tight. Luckly also very wet so I was able to work jt in. A little while later j blew like a guyzer.

She cleaned me up and got dressed. Never asked about money once. J left it on the table and she said thank you. A hug and kiss and out I went. No rush no clock watching just a increadable experience overall. I look back on the previous girls j have gotten and j suddnly find even the best pailing in comparison. With the combination of price and services and personality. I would highly recomend any and all of you try this out. You will love KT kmensly as well.

On to the troubling part which would be possible drug use. I also can not confirm it but it is certainly possible she is on somethkng. One normally does nkt get that skinny by lack of food alone. My bet would be meth or heroin as her face was alittle drawn (don't ask how I know what that looks like) needless I can't give her better reviews other than jf the price was lower bjt damn it is pretty low as it is. She is a bit difficult to get ahold of during the day but it iss well worth the trouble. Give it a shot you won't be dissapointed.

[BigMilwaukee]

Good morning all,

Based on this fine "hobbiest" and his review I decided to partake in a "massage." First off talking to her on the phone causes a little concern as she seems friendly and normal. If you are picturing talking to Sadia the Palistanian scratch out the hippy high as a kite feeling you get talking to her and just leave the well spoken, polite, and friendly. That being said the price was in my normal ball park so I said what the hell, it smells like a set up based on looks and price but if you can't trust a fellow monger who can you trust. I got there and she met me at the door in a towel. The whole cop sting flew out the window and I became focused on her. Now contrary to the previous review I would not clasify her as built but increadibly skinny. The skinny where you can see the pelvis bone. This is where she is gettjng all the definition, she just litteraly has no fat on her at all. If you like petite you will spacle the walls looking at her. If you like curves and some meat on a girl, stjll go see her. But I digress.

So she has me lay on the bed and starts to work me over starting from the head all the way to the feet. I am thinking to myself,"self you hVe hit the jackpot here. A extremly friendly girl butt ass naked giving a impressive massage and for less then you would spend on some of these over priced 2nd stringers!" By now I am half dozing off as she is talking about misclneaous things such as her schooling and relationship ect. Mind you I started on my back and she has me role on my stomach. The massage is great. It is no deep tissue massage from Olga and or is it a finger tip blow on your back and that is it either. It is a healthy rub down with unscented (ideal for those of you who are married) lotion. I cand help myself and begin playing with her pussy which she absolutely loves.

After a few min of this I role over and she pounces like a lioness on a hapless baby elephant (yes I am trying to pretend I am hung like a elephant with the analogy). Very enjoyable BBBJ for a few min untill I can't take her sucking and moaning anymore. I have her get on top and as previously mentioned she is very tight. Luckly also very wet so I was able to work jt in. A little while later j blew like a guyzer.

She cleaned me up and got dressed. Never asked about money once. J left it on the table and she said thank you. A hug and kiss and out I went. No rush no clock watching just a increadable experience overall. I look back on the previous girls j have gotten and j suddnly find even the best pailing in comparison. With the combination of price and services and personality. I would highly recomend any and all of you try this out. You will love KT kmensly as well.

On to the troubling part which would be possible drug use. I also can not confirm it but it is certainly possible she is on somethkng. One normally does nkt get that skinny by lack of food alone. My bet would be meth or heroin as her face was alittle drawn (don't ask how I know what that looks like) needless I can't give her better reviews other than jf the price was lower bjt damn it is pretty low as it is. She is a bit difficult to get ahold of during the day but it iss well worth the trouble. Give it a shot you won't be dissapointed.

[Trader Joe]

I have seen her twice. BBBJ both times, nude, some titty sucking, ass-grabbing and pussy lip rubbing. Probably could have FS if I wanted, but the location is a bit weird for me. Cold floor, cold room, only a door between you and 10 MILFs getting their nails done. Gotten some weird looks from the peanut gallery when leaving her place. Definitely not my idea of a rmoantic, relaxing atmosphere for blowing a load.

YMMV, but I have moved on.

S.

I saw her twice because the massage was halfway decent and the price wasn't too bad. The first time I saw her I told her I wanted an hour massage. She seems a little airheaded but I didn't care. I was in and out in 45 minutes. I didn't pay attention to the time until I got to my car so I wasn't very thrilled. She had quoted me. 8 for the hour and I left her $. She took off her top and let me play and suck on her titties while she gave me a HJ. That was it. I'm not young and buff so maybe that's who she likes to give FS to. The second time she put my hand on her ass and let my hand roam between her legs. She didn't make the angle easy though and didn't offer to take off her bottoms or blow me. I didn't ask either. She gave me another good HE and then cleaned me up. This time I went for 45 minutes and got almost that. Quoted. 65 and gave her. 8. I didn't want FS but if I go back I will ask her for a BBBJ. She was quick with the lotion too. She lathered the little guy up as soon as I flipped. I guess by doing that she can avoid giving a BBBJ. I may give it another try if I know I will be out that way and have nothing else to do.

[LookingForLefty]

So where can I find a place like the latter of the 2 around here? The closest one I know is the Exec Relaxation in Belvidere, IL, but it's not Asian like I want to experience. Most of the AMP's I've been to remind me of the first one you mentioned. If there is a dream place like the second, please let me know. I'm there!

Don't think you will. Perhaps Madison at the GH. Heard one in Kenosha is FS but the quality is poor. Perhaps Chantily Lace in Rockford. ERS in Belivdere is a nice standby. Straight up business model that is well run but limited services. At least they are consistent with all employees following the rules.

Wish we could get some good independent trantra practitioners. Yes Mr. Bone's we need to get another Thai to make us happy.

[JM414]

Tried to meet with her to today but got no answer. Maybe she is too busy.

I called her yesterday and she said that she prefers to set up appointments ahead of time to not let anyone down.

Hopefully I can see her sometime soon

[TAndrews414]

So where can I find a place like the latter of the 2 around here? The closest one I know is the Exec Relaxation in Belvidere, IL, but it's not Asian like I want to experience. Most of the AMP's I've been to remind me of the first one you mentioned. If there is a dream place like the second, please let me know. I'm there!

Stopped in one while on vacation. Two girl shop with the bedroom right behind the counter window. Two girl shop. Typical 45 year olds plainly dressed. Well reviewed but it was just standard fare. Kind of boring. The usual good massage and the mechanical ending. She stares off into space while tugging away. Grateful for the tip, she seems to cheer up significantly as I have given a little extra. I'm sure next time will be friendlier but its still HE only spa. There is no help in getting dressed and not even a bowl of mints. No bottled water or Coke. Fifteen minutes after leaving I'm eating lunch and I hardly even think about what I did. Out of sight out of mind. On the bright side, I did get assigned the prettiest of the two.

Then their is a real AMP. The bell is rung, taken to a room, the punch card is stamped. As a repeat customer they have an index card that says who I am, where I'm from and what I like. All in code of course. Mamasan parades those available in front of you. They are young spinners in bikinis and high heels. All of them built like Asian barbie dolls and well versed in English. I picked the tiniest one. Off to the shower and its body slide time. Everything is cleaned. Lots of flirting, kissing, and telling me she can't wait to get started. She is excited and full of energy. She is so pretty, tanned, and tight looking. Then the sauna to dry off. In the room the fun soon begins with the usual CBJ, DATY, and all the rides in the park. It ends with a powerful climax, not one of those dull numb ones you get at the rub and tug. Then clean up and massage. A soft drink is given and help getting dressed. Then a tour of the place to meet any girls I did not meet at the start. Dorm beds, dressing room, chairs, mirrors, and a large wardrobe selections, kitchen, workout equipment, TV and computers. A modern spa without a hint of exploitation. Mamasan updates me on new girls that will be arriving. Extreme care is taken so as not to encounter another monger. They are all waving goodbye, hugging me, begging me to come back soon. Now laying on the beach, drink in hand, looking at all the young shapely girls. I'm happy because I just had one that was as good as they will ever be. Just relaxing until I'm recharged. Its all about total relaxation.

[Magog]

An update on her. She is quite a bit thinner then when I saw her waitressing. I also met her a while back at a friends bar / club. Didn't talk to her, but she was with a friend that I had met a handful of times. Definitely the same person. Called my bar bud today and asked how well he knew her or if he remembered her. He did.

Small small world I guess. Feel free to PM with any questions ya might have.

[Randomguy0716]

Tried to meet with her to today but got no answer. Maybe she is too busy.

[JM414]

Yean sounds like a terrific time with her. I texted her and called her the day I made that other post, and she quoted me the same, but I suddenly had to cancel for other reasons. I will definitley see her sometime this week if she's available

[MrBones]

Magog,

Exceptional report. Thanks. Keep up the good work. I think this will help her biz a lot. I know I'll be calling her.

Bones out