Massage Parlor Reports

[Mucsea]

First post thought I would come bearing gifts.

I went and saw "Eve" today. My prior experience was well banging a few masseuses in Vegas with no charge and getting a freebie "you so young you so hansum you come back and see me next time too, you get tabu showa" HJ at AMP in Greenfield.

And yea I went back to AMP.

So saw Eve on backpage today and well to be honest I really dig muscular chicks. My more recent ex was an NPC bikini model, who never took less then 3rd place at any show and before her I was fucking a figure competitor. So I definitely am into chicks with some muscle. I can say Eve blows the ex's away. She seriously could compete and probably be a pro within a year. One of the best bodies I have EVER seen. She was down on herself saying she used to have bigger tits and there were the slightest bit of stretch marks but her tits were so soft and nice.

So I sent her a text earlier today. And she got back to me within a half hour. It was kidna weird I said hey saw an ad wanted to get a massage, what availability do you have today and what are your rates. I just got "5:15pm" back I asked a few more questions and she said per half hour donation of 6.

So I said sure why not lets do an hour. I was told to go to an intersection, and as of 5:15 she got back to me saying she was running 5 minutes behind. She then directed me to another parking lot and at this point I was pretty sketched out. She then texted me saying she ws running late and would be by shortly. So I parked a bit away ut in the vacinity, and I saw a car pull in with what I assumed was her. She called and gave me a room number and in I went. So she was running now 20+ minutes late. I was pretty close to bailing at this point. I went in and she was in the bathroom. I am guessing for at least 5 minutes she said make yourself comfy, so I did. She asked how I felt about cigarette smoke and I said I wasn't a fan so she said okay. I then said hey I have to go if you don't mind. She made a bunch of racket and sounded rushed and then said it is all yours and this was the first sight I got of her. And WOW. HOLY SHIT, the body on this one is incredible! Seriously if you like fitness chicks she is a 9. 5+ I went in took a piss and gave a look around. Nothing too alarming but it looked like she lived in this place, all the little tell tale signs. I wasn't so much being nosey but I used to be a cop so it is just instinctual.

I came out she went back in for another 10 minutes, and I got naked on the bed. She came out and gave me a massage or started to. She was talking kinda weird and mentioned how she hadn't slept in days so if she nodded off don't let her drive or some shit. It Was kinda incoherent. Then she stopped, She kinda startled herself awake and apologized. She looked pretty fucked up, her eyes were pretty glassy. She asked if I was affiliated with LE in anyway, and I of course said Nope as I am not. She asked how would I like to be finished off. I asked what were my options. She said "hmmm well how does this sound to you, I play with the boys, go down on you and suck you hard and then put a bag on it and ride you like a bull!" I said sounds like an ideal way to end tings. While talkig to mne I got this huge sense that I have seen her before.

She gave me a very good massage, she said she was a student I don't want to say where but it showed. After 20 minutes or so of a very nice massage, I kinda rubbed her back a bit and she started to lightly moan. I have her about a 5minute backrub and she complained of a huge knot by her shoulder. I took massage therapy in college so I gave it a go, and she seemed pretty into it. I actually got a very large knot out and she seemed happy.

She started on my forearms and I was playing with her tits and ass. I then started to finger her and WOW this is the tightest pussy I have ever had a finger in. She was QUITE wet, but seriously getting one finger in her wasn't too easy, no shitting that tight. She gave me a solid 5 minute BBBJ and I must say she has a gift. Went deep on it to the point of gagging, while I was fingering her I found her spot and while blowing me she shuddered pretty hard a few times, I think I got her close.

She then said,"do you want me to get a condom" I said sure, she said I don't mean that in as like dirty or like I don't want you to cum in my mouth, but I want you to know I am fucking you!" She got on top and it took some doing but I got it in her. She is seriously really really tight. I wasn't fully hard by this point I had been a few times but lost it each time when she had to go to the bathroom during the massage, once we started fucking I got close to full hardness but never quite there. If I had been I don't think I could have gotten it in her. And I say that not as an arrogant fuck, mine is nothing special I am not huge or anything, fuckit I can admit it its mine haha.

So while on me I started thrusting into her, and we went at it for a solid 20 minutes. She was on top and grabbed around my neck and put her face nexdt too mine. She started doing little half breaths inter mixed with moans, and then she stopped breathing and then let it out. She clamped on my dick to the point of near pain. I assume she got real close to cumming hell I don't know. But she was into it, and I do know acting, she was convulsing in her pussy, I am not talking keggel shit either. She stopped for a few seconds and I aid don't stop, she said "hang on a sec. Just hang on a sec"

She said that she was getting raw from my pube stubble (yea I shave) So I said flip around and go reverse cowgirl. She said I needed to finsh up soon, not that she had anyone else coming by but she needed to finish up soon. She road me for another 15 minutes and I came pretty damn hard. That was that. She apologized for the delays and having to go to the bathroom 5 times during all of this, and charged me for a 1 hour massage. I left a 2. For a tip.

She mentioned going out to a place, and then how she was going to be alone, and what not, she said she isn't used to it, and blah blah blah, I said well have fun and she said yea I kinda like being alone. I am pretty sure she was hoping I would ask to join her. She remarked on my tan and how nice it was etc, and how yellow would be a good color for me, and yellow speedos or tight breifs would look good on me.

PROS.

The best body I have fucked, I have high standards check out some NPC bikini / figure chicks and she is on par there.

Sex was pretty good.

Pussy is SUPER TIGHT like 16 year old tight.

Fantastic blow job.

CONS.

In talking to her she almost nods off, and her eyes glaze over.

5 trips to the bathroom.

After she either came or got close she was then in a rush.

Pretty sure she was high.

A few other notes. I checked her arms and body over and she had no tracks, but 5 trips to the bathroom, combined with occasional not theredness, and almost nodding off, I am sure she was on something. I brought up GHB and she seemed legit like she had no idea what it was.

The place looked like it was lived in, but not for very long. She told me she just broke it off with her fiancee. And it was bad etc, so she had no real place to go as he made her cut off all of her friends and family etc. The bathroom breaks again, she would run the sink and you would hear the toilet flush then she would be in there for another 10 minutes. These were all 5+ minute breaks one lasting 15 minutes.

She mentioned she hadn't slept in days, due to her ad going over so well.

She stated she just started doing this recently, didn't really know the ropes but her first was a monger and kinda gave her some guidance on it, and how to handle things.

YMMV but I am content with the cash I spent, well worth it. A great 30ish minute backrub, and good sex. She seemed to get real coherent and alert when she had a dick in her. Again pussy is SUPER tight, and doesn't smell bad. I offered to go down on her and she said she doesn't like that as she gets real real clit sensitive (which seemed quite true) , and she wouldn't do anything anal. Everything else went.

I have paid more for massages that I enjoyed less so that alone is worth it. But again she is real sketchy, most likely on some substances, and kinda not there. Pretty girl though.

Oh shit! While writing this I KNOW where I recognize her from. Back in November I went to dinner with my then ex (not going to say where) , and I remember seeing this pretty hot waitress and noticed and made a commnet to my girlfriend about how put together she was. The girlfriend got all pissy jealous and said "Well if you like her arms and tits more then mine maybe you should go and fuck her then, asshole." Ha I should call the ex and tell I took her advice. Wow I remember thinking back then this chick is smoking and I recall her name too. You see 100 waitresses but every now and then one stands out. She would be one.

Thanks for the well written review!

[Magog]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...you-30/7412559

Anybody got info on this provider? No other pics turn up on google or tinyeye

First post thought I would come bearing gifts.

I went and saw "Eve" today. My prior experience was well banging a few masseuses in Vegas with no charge and getting a freebie "you so young you so hansum you come back and see me next time too, you get tabu showa" HJ at AMP in Greenfield.

And yea I went back to AMP.

So saw Eve on backpage today and well to be honest I really dig muscular chicks. My more recent ex was an NPC bikini model, who never took less then 3rd place at any show and before her I was fucking a figure competitor. So I definitely am into chicks with some muscle. I can say Eve blows the ex's away. She seriously could compete and probably be a pro within a year. One of the best bodies I have EVER seen. She was down on herself saying she used to have bigger tits and there were the slightest bit of stretch marks but her tits were so soft and nice.

So I sent her a text earlier today. And she got back to me within a half hour. It was kidna weird I said hey saw an ad wanted to get a massage, what availability do you have today and what are your rates. I just got "5:15pm" back I asked a few more questions and she said per half hour donation of 6.

So I said sure why not lets do an hour. I was told to go to an intersection, and as of 5:15 she got back to me saying she was running 5 minutes behind. She then directed me to another parking lot and at this point I was pretty sketched out. She then texted me saying she ws running late and would be by shortly. So I parked a bit away ut in the vacinity, and I saw a car pull in with what I assumed was her. She called and gave me a room number and in I went. So she was running now 20+ minutes late. I was pretty close to bailing at this point. I went in and she was in the bathroom. I am guessing for at least 5 minutes she said make yourself comfy, so I did. She asked how I felt about cigarette smoke and I said I wasn't a fan so she said okay. I then said hey I have to go if you don't mind. She made a bunch of racket and sounded rushed and then said it is all yours and this was the first sight I got of her. And WOW. HOLY SHIT, the body on this one is incredible! Seriously if you like fitness chicks she is a 9. 5+ I went in took a piss and gave a look around. Nothing too alarming but it looked like she lived in this place, all the little tell tale signs. I wasn't so much being nosey but I used to be a cop so it is just instinctual.

I came out she went back in for another 10 minutes, and I got naked on the bed. She came out and gave me a massage or started to. She was talking kinda weird and mentioned how she hadn't slept in days so if she nodded off don't let her drive or some shit. It Was kinda incoherent. Then she stopped, She kinda startled herself awake and apologized. She looked pretty fucked up, her eyes were pretty glassy. She asked if I was affiliated with LE in anyway, and I of course said Nope as I am not. She asked how would I like to be finished off. I asked what were my options. She said "hmmm well how does this sound to you, I play with the boys, go down on you and suck you hard and then put a bag on it and ride you like a bull!" I said sounds like an ideal way to end tings. While talkig to mne I got this huge sense that I have seen her before.

She gave me a very good massage, she said she was a student I don't want to say where but it showed. After 20 minutes or so of a very nice massage, I kinda rubbed her back a bit and she started to lightly moan. I have her about a 5minute backrub and she complained of a huge knot by her shoulder. I took massage therapy in college so I gave it a go, and she seemed pretty into it. I actually got a very large knot out and she seemed happy.

She started on my forearms and I was playing with her tits and ass. I then started to finger her and WOW this is the tightest pussy I have ever had a finger in. She was QUITE wet, but seriously getting one finger in her wasn't too easy, no shitting that tight. She gave me a solid 5 minute BBBJ and I must say she has a gift. Went deep on it to the point of gagging, while I was fingering her I found her spot and while blowing me she shuddered pretty hard a few times, I think I got her close.

She then said,"do you want me to get a condom" I said sure, she said I don't mean that in as like dirty or like I don't want you to cum in my mouth, but I want you to know I am fucking you!" She got on top and it took some doing but I got it in her. She is seriously really really tight. I wasn't fully hard by this point I had been a few times but lost it each time when she had to go to the bathroom during the massage, once we started fucking I got close to full hardness but never quite there. If I had been I don't think I could have gotten it in her. And I say that not as an arrogant fuck, mine is nothing special I am not huge or anything, fuckit I can admit it its mine haha.

So while on me I started thrusting into her, and we went at it for a solid 20 minutes. She was on top and grabbed around my neck and put her face nexdt too mine. She started doing little half breaths inter mixed with moans, and then she stopped breathing and then let it out. She clamped on my dick to the point of near pain. I assume she got real close to cumming hell I don't know. But she was into it, and I do know acting, she was convulsing in her pussy, I am not talking keggel shit either. She stopped for a few seconds and I aid don't stop, she said "hang on a sec. Just hang on a sec"

She said that she was getting raw from my pube stubble (yea I shave) So I said flip around and go reverse cowgirl. She said I needed to finsh up soon, not that she had anyone else coming by but she needed to finish up soon. She road me for another 15 minutes and I came pretty damn hard. That was that. She apologized for the delays and having to go to the bathroom 5 times during all of this, and charged me for a 1 hour massage. I left a 2. For a tip.

She mentioned going out to a place, and then how she was going to be alone, and what not, she said she isn't used to it, and blah blah blah, I said well have fun and she said yea I kinda like being alone. I am pretty sure she was hoping I would ask to join her. She remarked on my tan and how nice it was etc, and how yellow would be a good color for me, and yellow speedos or tight breifs would look good on me.

PROS.

The best body I have fucked, I have high standards check out some NPC bikini / figure chicks and she is on par there.

Sex was pretty good.

Pussy is SUPER TIGHT like 16 year old tight.

Fantastic blow job.

CONS.

In talking to her she almost nods off, and her eyes glaze over.

5 trips to the bathroom.

After she either came or got close she was then in a rush.

Pretty sure she was high.

A few other notes. I checked her arms and body over and she had no tracks, but 5 trips to the bathroom, combined with occasional not theredness, and almost nodding off, I am sure she was on something. I brought up GHB and she seemed legit like she had no idea what it was.

The place looked like it was lived in, but not for very long. She told me she just broke it off with her fiancee. And it was bad etc, so she had no real place to go as he made her cut off all of her friends and family etc. The bathroom breaks again, she would run the sink and you would hear the toilet flush then she would be in there for another 10 minutes. These were all 5+ minute breaks one lasting 15 minutes.

She mentioned she hadn't slept in days, due to her ad going over so well.

She stated she just started doing this recently, didn't really know the ropes but her first was a monger and kinda gave her some guidance on it, and how to handle things.

YMMV but I am content with the cash I spent, well worth it. A great 30ish minute backrub, and good sex. She seemed to get real coherent and alert when she had a dick in her. Again pussy is SUPER tight, and doesn't smell bad. I offered to go down on her and she said she doesn't like that as she gets real real clit sensitive (which seemed quite true) , and she wouldn't do anything anal. Everything else went.

I have paid more for massages that I enjoyed less so that alone is worth it. But again she is real sketchy, most likely on some substances, and kinda not there. Pretty girl though.

Oh shit! While writing this I KNOW where I recognize her from. Back in November I went to dinner with my then ex (not going to say where) , and I remember seeing this pretty hot waitress and noticed and made a commnet to my girlfriend about how put together she was. The girlfriend got all pissy jealous and said "Well if you like her arms and tits more then mine maybe you should go and fuck her then, asshole." Ha I should call the ex and tell I took her advice. Wow I remember thinking back then this chick is smoking and I recall her name too. You see 100 waitresses but every now and then one stands out. She would be one.

[Jack Tapper]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/3522119354.html

Any info on her would be very helpful.

Thanks,

Jack

[LookingForLefty]

Stopped in one while on vacation. Two girl shop with the bedroom right behind the counter window. Two girl shop. Typical 45 year olds plainly dressed. Well reviewed but it was just standard fare. Kind of boring. The usual good massage and the mechanical ending. She stares off into space while tugging away. Grateful for the tip, she seems to cheer up significantly as I have given a little extra. I'm sure next time will be friendlier but its still HE only spa. There is no help in getting dressed and not even a bowl of mints. No bottled water or Coke. Fifteen minutes after leaving I'm eating lunch and I hardly even think about what I did. Out of sight out of mind. On the bright side, I did get assigned the prettiest of the two.

Then their is a real AMP. The bell is rung, taken to a room, the punch card is stamped. As a repeat customer they have an index card that says who I am, where I'm from and what I like. All in code of course. Mamasan parades those available in front of you. They are young spinners in bikinis and high heels. All of them built like Asian barbie dolls and well versed in English. I picked the tiniest one. Off to the shower and its body slide time. Everything is cleaned. Lots of flirting, kissing, and telling me she can't wait to get started. She is excited and full of energy. She is so pretty, tanned, and tight looking. Then the sauna to dry off. In the room the fun soon begins with the usual CBJ, DATY, and all the rides in the park. It ends with a powerful climax, not one of those dull numb ones you get at the rub and tug. Then clean up and massage. A soft drink is given and help getting dressed. Then a tour of the place to meet any girls I did not meet at the start. Dorm beds, dressing room, chairs, mirrors, and a large wardrobe selections, kitchen, workout equipment, TV and computers. A modern spa without a hint of exploitation. Mamasan updates me on new girls that will be arriving. Extreme care is taken so as not to encounter another monger. They are all waving goodbye, hugging me, begging me to come back soon. Now laying on the beach, drink in hand, looking at all the young shapely girls. I'm happy because I just had one that was as good as they will ever be. Just relaxing until I'm recharged. Its all about total relaxation.

[StevinYoas]

We all have our own tastes in terms of both looks and personality. What surprises me most is the community and place of operation. Just my opinion, but I don't see it ending well for her there.

Agreed. I stopped seeing her. Well worrh the money, but I think it only a matter of time that gets busted up. But I do tend to be overly cautious on this sort of thing.

[Whistles]

We all have our own tastes in terms of both looks and personality. What surprises me most is the community and place of operation. Just my opinion, but I don't see it ending well for her there.

I'm with CrackerJack, I think she's a fine looking older woman, and there are plenty of accurate photos of her online, she's a self-promoter, so you can decide for yourself. My reason for not going back is the location and situation.

[Star67]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...you-30/7412559

Anybody got info on this provider? No other pics turn up on google or tinyeye

I second this one. I can find nothing on the tn or the images. Anyone with info would be appreciated especially with the number of scams and flat out nasty stuff reported lately. (ie. Anal discharge / leakage, girls that have horrible hygiene, lots of pungent fish, fish not being fresh, and other general grossness)

Thanks in advance

[JM414]

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRu...you-30/7412559

Anybody got info on this provider? No other pics turn up on google or tinyeye

[CrackerJack77]

I disagree. Sex mom is not butt ugly. She is okay looking. Not bad and definitely worth the money. I think a definite must see in the Milwaukee area (Pt Washington actually).

We all have our own tastes in terms of both looks and personality. What surprises me most is the community and place of operation. Just my opinion, but I don't see it ending well for her there.

[Lonelyguy128]

What is the secret to getting an appointment with Abbie Angel? Been trying via email for 2 months. I'm a whitelisted another site Member. I've heard she's the best there is in the city and I got to take in the AA Experience. Anyone who can give advice let me know or PM me.

Thanks all

Has she responded to your e mails? I heard she is very selective in who she sees. If she is interested in seeing you she would at least let you know what she needs to verify you.

[TAndrews414]

What is the secret to getting an appointment with Abbie Angel? Been trying via email for 2 months. I'm a whitelisted another site Member. I've heard she's the best there is in the city and I got to take in the AA Experience. Anyone who can give advice let me know or PM me.

Thanks all

[StevinYoas]

Dear god. Laura "sexy" mom is butt ugly. I'll definably pass on that one. IMO her looks are on par with some local street walkers! Seriously. On a side note- Courtney is a good looking babe. I never got the chance to see her. Though, I've heard no extra's these days.

I disagree. Sex mom is not butt ugly. She is okay looking. Not bad and definitely worth the money. I think a definite must see in the Milwaukee area (Pt Washington actually).

[DaveB3655]

On YouTube search Laura Sexy Mom and she has loads of videos. Reminds me of one out in Waukesha that wouldn't let you leave until you boned her every way possible they way she wanted to get boned. Or Rachel before she supposedly changed her business model (got a boyfriend?). Maybe Courtney as well. Krazy Karen too? Not so much a money thing but perhaps they have a sex addiction too. Seriously, just think how many have gone to Big Red, just on principle? Overlooked her stretch marks and left thinking, it was all about her needs, not yours. Been to a few licensed sex therapists / MT that actually posted their menu on their websites, because it was legal where they operated. They would give you all this therapeutic, tantra, erection correction new age hippie talk mumbo jumbo but they all did FS with men who they were drawn too. In their mind, its ok because they are a health professionals and they are helping you out and providing a service to improve your self esteem and sexual function. In reality they are horny women looking for a way to justify their promiscuity. Much the same way we go visit the MT for the massage therapy (which we do, thats true) and sexual therapeutic exercise, however we are most likely to go more if we get a HE. Of course, MTs do tend to make a better living if they provide a HE, via higher volume, tips, and client retention. Look at the Belvidere, IL business model. Shower, hot tub, massage, mutual play, and HE. Clean, safe, reputable, rules, posted price, and a nearly 30-40 year history of uninterrupted business. I'd much rather do that than go to an over-aged mom in a cold nail salon. Or worse, be humiliated on the table by a sexual psychopath. Or get blueballed because the MT suddenly has a boyfriend.

Or a husband.

[Mucsea]

On YouTube search Laura Sexy Mom and she has loads of videos. Reminds me of one out in Waukesha that wouldn't let you leave until you boned her every way possible they way she wanted to get boned. Or Rachel before she supposedly changed her business model (got a boyfriend?). Maybe Courtney as well. Krazy Karen too? Not so much a money thing but perhaps they have a sex addiction too. Seriously, just think how many have gone to Big Red, just on principle? Overlooked her stretch marks and left thinking, it was all about her needs, not yours. Been to a few licensed sex therapists / MT that actually posted their menu on their websites, because it was legal where they operated. They would give you all this therapeutic, tantra, erection correction new age hippie talk mumbo jumbo but they all did FS with men who they were drawn too. In their mind, its ok because they are a health professionals and they are helping you out and providing a service to improve your self esteem and sexual function. In reality they are horny women looking for a way to justify their promiscuity. Much the same way we go visit the MT for the massage therapy (which we do, thats true) and sexual therapeutic exercise, however we are most likely to go more if we get a HE. Of course, MTs do tend to make a better living if they provide a HE, via higher volume, tips, and client retention. Look at the Belvidere, IL business model. Shower, hot tub, massage, mutual play, and HE. Clean, safe, reputable, rules, posted price, and a nearly 30-40 year history of uninterrupted business. I'd much rather do that than go to an over-aged mom in a cold nail salon. Or worse, be humiliated on the table by a sexual psychopath. Or get blueballed because the MT suddenly has a boyfriend.

Dear god. Laura "sexy" mom is butt ugly. I'll definably pass on that one. IMO her looks are on par with some local street walkers! Seriously. On a side note- Courtney is a good looking babe. I never got the chance to see her. Though, I've heard no extra's these days.

[LookingForLefty]

I have seen her twice. BBBJ both times, nude, some titty sucking, ass-grabbing and pussy lip rubbing. Probably could have FS if I wanted, but the location is a bit weird for me. Cold floor, cold room, only a door between you and 10 MILFs getting their nails done. Gotten some weird looks from the peanut gallery when leaving her place. Definitely not my idea of a rmoantic, relaxing atmosphere for blowing a load.

YMMV, but I have moved on.

S.

On YouTube search Laura Sexy Mom and she has loads of videos. Reminds me of one out in Waukesha that wouldn't let you leave until you boned her every way possible they way she wanted to get boned. Or Rachel before she supposedly changed her business model (got a boyfriend?). Maybe Courtney as well. Krazy Karen too? Not so much a money thing but perhaps they have a sex addiction too. Seriously, just think how many have gone to Big Red, just on principle? Overlooked her stretch marks and left thinking, it was all about her needs, not yours. Been to a few licensed sex therapists / MT that actually posted their menu on their websites, because it was legal where they operated. They would give you all this therapeutic, tantra, erection correction new age hippie talk mumbo jumbo but they all did FS with men who they were drawn too. In their mind, its ok because they are a health professionals and they are helping you out and providing a service to improve your self esteem and sexual function. In reality they are horny women looking for a way to justify their promiscuity. Much the same way we go visit the MT for the massage therapy (which we do, thats true) and sexual therapeutic exercise, however we are most likely to go more if we get a HE. Of course, MTs do tend to make a better living if they provide a HE, via higher volume, tips, and client retention. Look at the Belvidere, IL business model. Shower, hot tub, massage, mutual play, and HE. Clean, safe, reputable, rules, posted price, and a nearly 30-40 year history of uninterrupted business. I'd much rather do that than go to an over-aged mom in a cold nail salon. Or worse, be humiliated on the table by a sexual psychopath. Or get blueballed because the MT suddenly has a boyfriend.