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**Cryptic28** · 01-24-13 21:33

A few weeks ago I had a dream about this chick. At the time she was working out of a very skeezy motel and the whole time I was there I obsessed over the possibility of bed bugs climbing in to my clothing. I did my research and ran in to a report about her being a former SW and whatnot, I should have stayed away but my stubbornness forced me to pull the trigger.

The pics she uses were VERY old and she has gained a few pounds since then, not a lot but enough for her pics to be deceptive. I don't mind a little bit of padding so I let the dream continue (big mistake). We talked for a few and she told me a story about some dude trying to rob her as she was leaving an outcall and her only way out of it was to slam her truck in to a tree.

One thing about her was the fact that she looked extremely exhausted (or just very, very high) but it was 3 in the morning so I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

We got down to business. She told me her rules which was simply that everything was covered. I didn't ask about greek because it's not my thing but it's probably on the menu. She started with a sub-par CBJ before mounting me for the CG. I went for the doggie which to this day I regret. In the middle of the action I start noticing a nasty smell oozing out of her brown eye, it smelled like she had a case of the mud butt and did not bother to wipe at all. I looked down and I swear to all things holy it looked like some dude totally destroyed her just before I arrived, I could have probably gone elbow deep in that mess. That was my breaking point. I let out some moans, faked one, and got the hell out. I basically flushed $ down the crapper.

I got home and did a thorough bed bug check of my clothing, slammed a beer, and went to sleep. I would never repeat.

If you are in to greek, desperate, and don't mind some noxious fumes go for it.

**CockSmithe** · 01-24-13 16:25

Originally Posted by Jimmygre [View Original Post]

That is definitely the one I was referring to. Let me know if you find her. I second all of your thoughts and might even go so far as calling her my ATF.

Be aware it is a fake pic but she is cute regardless.

**Dbarber970** · 01-24-13 16:23

Originally Posted by HereIam2 [View Original Post]

My experience was nothing like that! When I arrived the place smelled so bad I had to decline. She then demanded that I pay "a fee" of 75 I told her she was out of her f'en mind! She then told me if I stayed that she would expand her menu to BBBJ; I again trying to be respectful declined. She is cute for a bbw, but I'm not into bigger girls.

She then ran to the door to try to stop me from leaving. I told her if she doesn't move I was going to call someone when I left, and if she didn't want trouble she better let me pass, she moved her big a$# and I got in KY car and left, she was standing outside yelling at me as I drove off!

I would avoid this one like the plague!

Be safe!

Wow. Sorry to hear that. I have a very sensitive nose so I would react the same way if I walked into a smelly room or home. I've honestly never detected any kind of foul odor there and the place always seems clean and well-kept. I would not consider her a BBW, but I know she used to be a little thicker (you can tell she dropped quite a bit of weight at some point). Maybe just caught her on an off day. In any case, sorry you had a bad experience.

**Pfrc1** · 01-24-13 16:22

Originally Posted by Jimmygre [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-25/5545643

I saw Brianna for a lunch date about two weeks ago. $ for a half hour. She has a great body and not too bad with the conversation. She got right down to business and she is really hot. Nice thin body, no fat. No real signs of kids. Small be's, maybe even a's, but nice none the less. She was dressed in a skirt which I liked.

After the check was done, she got right down to business and we both got comfortable. She started with a covered BJ. I'm not a fan of the raincoat, but it was pretty good even with it. Then I told her that I love DATY and she accomodated quite well. She let me stay down there for a while, then she said she wanted to get to it. Went K9 and her body looked even better on all 4's. Finished and took off. No worries here. Standard two call system, no waiting once I got there.

If you like a little meat on the bones, she's not for you. If you like thin tight bodies, she's perfect. She was a little rushed, but she seemed to enjoy herself without overdoing it. I would repeat.

Good Luck!

Saw her 2 days ago and it was a good experience. I only saw her for hh but I was not rushed. DATY. 69, rcg and mish. She was enthusiastic and responsive. No kissing but she allowed 'pecks' on lips.

**Ropeshark07** · 01-24-13 16:21

Originally Posted by MichiganDl [View Original Post]

There have been several months go by since I even considered calling any if the current talent on BP. Unfortunately for me the only ones that even get me interested always have some sort of RRF (research red flag ). Being more knowledgeable about doing my homework has made me less likely to pull the trigger when it comes to BP. Case in point, there was a post a few weeks back about a great duo with Tina and Chloe in Southfield. Then a few days later another member posts he met Tina and she was nasty. My point being this, there are too many mixed reviews and other glaring concerns with the BP end of the hobby. My two cents, the only way I am doing the BP thing is with a girl that is smoking hot and young. The kind of girl I wouldn't be able to pull off outside of the hobby. And I'm only doing that if I know she has real pics and isn't Leo. That kinda shortens the list for me. Right now I think the only one on BP I would even consider is not posting recently. I have noticed a few former BP girls have gotten on NR and are making crazy fools out of some of the guys on there. For example, who here remembers the SW from the triangle that was on BP as Karma and a couple other aliases? Now she is on NR as Mariah and guess who her first review was from? Hermes Philly, the guy (or her) that JW and I called out on the escort review section of this board earlier this year. She is killing it over there. Not going to lie, I was going to try her when on BP as Karma but she had several ROB reports. Now she is a top dollar escort.

Ha ha, I saw the same progression. Well. Backpage with lots of bad reports (bad attitude and some petty theft / run-outs). Can't speak to the SW thing, but it doesn't seem like such a stretch. However, I'm not sure that should be so surprising. Maybe not even important. I mean, if she's cleaned up her act, and her attitude is great now and she's a hot ball of fire, then so the hell what? She's a bit pricey for me now (which is yeah, a little funny) but she seems to be earning it now. If places like this and NR make enough of a community that both sides learn that it's best just to be cool, and that screwing people over makes for bad business, then I saw that's awesome. Now I haven't seen her, but if she's clean, and awesome, I'm not sure her history really makes a big difference, if you play safe. Look for any drug flags, of course, but otherwise.

I guess my point is this: which escorts / prostitutes (or hobbyists, for that matter) did you imagine don't have some scary shit in their past. Seems to me you should take that as a given in this hobby.

**Incognito1234** · 01-24-13 10:02

Originally Posted by MichiganDl [View Original Post]

There have been several months go by since I even considered calling any if the current talent on BP. Unfortunately for me the only ones that even get me interested always have some sort of RRF (research red flag ). Being more knowledgeable about doing my homework has made me less likely to pull the trigger when it comes to BP. Case in point, there was a post a few weeks back about a great duo with Tina and Chloe in Southfield. Then a few days later another member posts he met Tina and she was nasty. My point being this, there are too many mixed reviews and other glaring concerns with the BP end of the hobby. My two cents, the only way I am doing the BP thing is with a girl that is smoking hot and young. The kind of girl I wouldn't be able to pull off outside of the hobby. And I'm only doing that if I know she has real pics and isn't Leo. That kinda shortens the list for me. Right now I think the only one on BP I would even consider is not posting recently. I have noticed a few former BP girls have gotten on NR and are making crazy fools out of some of the guys on there. For example, who here remembers the SW from the triangle that was on BP as Karma and a couple other aliases? Now she is on NR as Mariah and guess who her first review was from? Hermes Philly, the guy (or her) that JW and I called out on the escort review section of this board earlier this year. She is killing it over there. Not going to lie, I was going to try her when on BP as Karma but she had several ROB reports. Now she is a top dollar escort.

I completely agree with you.

It's been several months for me as well. I like thin, petite and young. Sometimes, a little extra isn't bad but when there are so many obese, sloppy ones. I'll jerk off and find better things to do with my money. Mostly, I just do carry out at the club.

**Jimmygre** · 01-24-13 08:37

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Has anyone noticed the quality decline on backpage? Aside from the fakes, it's seems like quality looks has spiraled downhill.

I chalk it up to the weather. I have to figure that there are more SW's posting on BP now. The quality has gone down, but so have the prices. In the summer you just don't see postings for $40 at all.

**MikeNav** · 01-24-13 00:08

Originally Posted by MichiganDl [View Original Post]

What? Your surprised to see that a service provider stole a picture from another service provider? Happens all the time my friend. There is a picture of a smoking hot blonde in a bathroom with an amazing ass that has been used literally by a couple dozen providers.

I knew it was BS I just found it funny that the picture was stolen from an ad in the same city. LOL.

At least get it from a city we're not looking at everyday to notice.

**HereIam2** · 01-23-13 21:35

Originally Posted by Dbarber970 [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rah-27/5820977

My apologies for delaying my post on Sarah. I am a horrible procrastinator. I have visited Sarah a few times since Mid Summer and always have left satisfied and very happy. The last visit was first week of January. I know others have posted here about her so I'm not telling anyone anything new. I wish she was a FS provider but she isn't. However, if you are looking for a great way to spend an hour getting a rub-down that is at once relaxing and arousing, she's your girl. Great personality, no rush service and great technique on the ending. Again, not FS but mutual touching was ok (just no FIV). She has become a regular for me so I will for sure repeat every few months when the mood strikes me.

My experience was nothing like that! When I arrived the place smelled so bad I had to decline. She then demanded that I pay "a fee" of 75 I told her she was out of her f'en mind! She then told me if I stayed that she would expand her menu to BBBJ; I again trying to be respectful declined. She is cute for a bbw, but I'm not into bigger girls.

She then ran to the door to try to stop me from leaving. I told her if she doesn't move I was going to call someone when I left, and if she didn't want trouble she better let me pass, she moved her big a$# and I got in KY car and left, she was standing outside yelling at me as I drove off!

I would avoid this one like the plague!

Be safe!

**HeywoodJablomi** · 01-23-13 21:35

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

Reminds me of a funny story. Google the title.

Http://waitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.html

**MikeNav** · 01-23-13 21:32

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ed-34/10285430

Anybody have any info on this one? The picture of her standing on the bed In the thong is not her! It's Janet / Sally from Hamtramck, I know because I've seen it in person.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...now-37/6772619

**Dbarber970** · 01-23-13 16:43

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rah-27/5820977

My apologies for delaying my post on Sarah. I am a horrible procrastinator. I have visited Sarah a few times since Mid Summer and always have left satisfied and very happy. The last visit was first week of January. I know others have posted here about her so I'm not telling anyone anything new. I wish she was a FS provider but she isn't. However, if you are looking for a great way to spend an hour getting a rub-down that is at once relaxing and arousing, she's your girl. Great personality, no rush service and great technique on the ending. Again, not FS but mutual touching was ok (just no FIV). She has become a regular for me so I will for sure repeat every few months when the mood strikes me.

**Incognito1234** · 01-23-13 14:40

Has anyone noticed the quality decline on backpage? Aside from the fakes, it's seems like quality looks has spiraled downhill.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 01-22-13 23:36

Originally Posted by Eishiasano [View Original Post]

Recently saw a provider and had my best experience in this hobby. Did not know anything about her, just liked what I saw in the picture. Later found out that she had a PhD and more. Did not try to find out who she was, just accidentally stumbled upon this info. Can not give any more details even via pm for obvious reasons. She has no clue of my knowledge of this, but I will protect her privacy at any cost. I do not know whether this would turn out to be the case with other providers like her, but perhaps highly educated providers have the mental makeup that you work hard to earn money and so give a service that is worthy of the compensation received. In future, I will definitely try to see highly educated providers whenever I can.

Reminds me of a funny story. Google the title.

**Gigaman** · 01-22-13 20:58

Originally Posted by Eishiasano [View Original Post]

Recently saw a provider and had my best experience in this hobby. Did not know anything about her, just liked what I saw in the picture. Later found out that she had a PhD and more. Did not try to find out who she was, just accidentally stumbled upon this info. Can not give any more details even via pm for obvious reasons. She has no clue of my knowledge of this, but I will protect her privacy at any cost. I do not know whether this would turn out to be the case with other providers like her, but perhaps highly educated providers have the mental makeup that you work hard to earn money and so give a service that is worthy of the compensation received. In future, I will definitely try to see highly educated providers whenever I can.

Thanks for the intriguing post about a highly educated provider. Sounds like you had a great time.

Does this provider advertise on Backpage? Can you give us a hint on how to find such providers?