Massage Parlor Reports

**Hoosierboy1210** · 01-22-13 20:11

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Posted this in general reports but the Asian apartment gals are really just a more private version of an AMP. This is the best deal in the country!

Had a great dream about seeing an ad on Eros by Thaiwispersvip and a gal called Luna. Standard two call with general address, then given entry info. Luna's pix are real but she is not 33 D cups, more like B cup which suits her body fine. She has a perfect butt. Nice shower and teasing massage and she responded well to my touch so the "smell finger test" lead to full blown 69 which was awesome. Covered for FS and lots of moaning and her first climax. I dreamt of a pounding finish and them some time to catch my breath while I played with her sweet spot for her second climax. Dream was so good I immediately called and request a repeat for the next morning. My second was even better since we both felt more relaxed together. Lots of foreplay and multi positions including a great view of her perfect behind doing doggy. Luna really enjoys herself and said I did a great job of making her happy too. After I popped she kept right on going and kept me hard for more time on top. I was becoming exhausted and was working up a sweat. Finally rolled over and we kissed as I helped her get off again until she too was exhausted. I didn't want to wake up from that dream and so I'd highly recommend you check out Luna befores she moves on. Stay safe.

How do you go about finding Asian apartment girls?

**Crikiter** · 01-22-13 15:22

Went to the girl with the crazy hair around Irv. and Pul. A little while ago. Left feeling blue.

**ChezBone** · 01-22-13 07:30

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Given the large number of Yelp reviews by women and they have had Living Social deals, I am sure the place is 100% legit. I would be interested in hearing the experience from a mongers review, but it looks pretty legit and I doubt extras are offered.

I have been there and it is 100% legit. A couple of the draws are the scrub down, which is done in the locker rooms and the 11 or so different saunas. It is a place where families go the day. Take long saunas, have lunch and enjoy the day.

**CTmongerX1** · 01-21-13 17:28

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Sorry if this is a duplicate posting, I've been having some PC issues.

I'll be heading out near Morris later this week, and as far as I can tell there are 2 spas to choose from. Can anyone provide me with some details on how the girls look, services and out the door pricing? PM is fine if you don't want to put it on the thread. I enjoy FS, but would frankly prefer a good massage and finish by an attractive girl vs. FS by an ugly one. Not sure what is offered or what my best option is. I appreciate some advice on the area.

Thanks

Spa 7 has their own forum there, and plenty of Sun Spa reports as well. Its a long drive for a chicago monger to make.

Ctm

**CTmongerX1** · 01-21-13 17:26

Have TOFTT twice at this place, both times shot down. Have read variable reviews on the forum. Last week met Diana, a young Latina therapist, great massage, without a hint for extras. However, I did get the usual line, have you been here before / who did you see. Might just hit this place again when the back goes out.

Ctm

**Tornacl** · 01-21-13 16:55

It's not a happy ending place if that is what you are looking for. They have a groupon available. As a spa it's a lot of fun. The s. O. And I have been. The only nudity is same sex and it is not a gay bathhouse.

Originally Posted by Bear1 [View Original Post]

This is a very large Korean Bathhouse in Niles, IL. I have never been, but have read several reviews on Yelp and I am curious from a mongers perspective what this place has to offer. I am happy to TOFTT, but does anyone on this forum have any experience to share? Can you recommend a masseuses there?

**Tornacl** · 01-21-13 16:41

Go to the Joliet section. There is a lot of conversation on the subject.

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Sorry if this is a duplicate posting, I've been having some PC issues.

I'll be heading out near Morris later this week, and as far as I can tell there are 2 spas to choose from. Can anyone provide me with some details on how the girls look, services and out the door pricing? PM is fine if you don't want to put it on the thread. I enjoy FS, but would frankly prefer a good massage and finish by an attractive girl vs. FS by an ugly one. Not sure what is offered or what my best option is. I appreciate some advice on the area.

Thanks

**Nugs15** · 01-21-13 16:10

Been reading some great reviews of ERS out West but before driving out I'd love to try something closer to NWS / Oahre area. This would be my first visit to a MP.

Any recommendations? Just looking for no bs and nothing over mid 30s

**Nudus81** · 01-21-13 15:43

Given the large number of Yelp reviews by women and they have had Living Social deals, I am sure the place is 100% legit. I would be interested in hearing the experience from a mongers review, but it looks pretty legit and I doubt extras are offered.

Originally Posted by Bear1 [View Original Post]

This is a very large Korean Bathhouse in Niles, IL. I have never been, but have read several reviews on Yelp and I am curious from a mongers perspective what this place has to offer. I am happy to TOFTT, but does anyone on this forum have any experience to share? Can you recommend a masseuses there?

**Bear1** · 01-21-13 14:29

This is a very large Korean Bathhouse in Niles, IL. I have never been, but have read several reviews on Yelp and I am curious from a mongers perspective what this place has to offer. I am happy to TOFTT, but does anyone on this forum have any experience to share? Can you recommend a masseuses there?

**Nudus81** · 01-21-13 13:55

Sorry if this is a duplicate posting, I've been having some PC issues.

I'll be heading out near Morris later this week, and as far as I can tell there are 2 spas to choose from. Can anyone provide me with some details on how the girls look, services and out the door pricing? PM is fine if you don't want to put it on the thread. I enjoy FS, but would frankly prefer a good massage and finish by an attractive girl vs. FS by an ugly one. Not sure what is offered or what my best option is. I appreciate some advice on the area.

Thanks

**Nudus81** · 01-21-13 10:12

Heading out towards Morris later this week and I am curious if anyone can share intel on the Morris Spa. I think the only one is Sun, but for some reason I thought there was another called 7. Please PM me the good details on prices, services and looks. Or post what you can on the public forum.

Thanks

**Gopher88** · 01-21-13 09:19

I was next to the fire house Friday around noon 22en and Wentworth. I was in one room, In the next room there was someone with Sisi are Cc. Was that anyone on here?

**Luvana** · 01-21-13 02:38

I pulled something in my back last week and it is still sore so I had her focus on that area, it was great! Well worth extra 20. She went on options right after the flip, usually a girl would wait a bit. Before we agree on anything extra, after she gives her options list I must either touch her or she touch me (this should be done without being said) , I told her why don't she tease me before I agree and she said she never touches anything before, not even a quick grab of my stuff. That kicked up my spider sense and honestly I don't know if uncle got to them from the time any other reports where or what was up, I rather be paranoid and free then stupid and locked up! I had no clue who was in that apartment, or even in the closet for that. After she couldn't sell me on options, which where stupid priced anyway. She started asking what other girls do there and there prices, WTF? In Which I politely told her was happens on the table stays on the table. Her name was Kim on the phone but when I asked her during the massage it was Jazmine and I know I was talking to her on the phone. Her attitude was changed a bit after she couldn't sell me on the options, Too many little things for me not to bite and besides It was an actually good massage for 60 total.

How she presented it and everything with them being in that area they won't last long, way too much uncle in that area. Was thinking of trying the 51 / Kedzie girls out but not sure of that area.

**BigDog16** · 01-21-13 00:09

Originally Posted by Luvana [View Original Post]

Ohare Apartments are always to me the best for the money. Had one bad experience with a girl who was just crabby but all others you're a king!

Hit up the Latinas on the SW side known for being friendly today. Young 24 yrold girl was to strict and fast with it but did do a great massage. She talked options to fast and didn't do any leo test first nor would she test me before money was out, I didn't play along. Just tipper 20 for the great massage though.

Sorry, but I'm a little confused. You went to see the Latinas on the SW side. The girl went over options too fast? What does that mean? She did not do a LEO test. What is that? And what test did you want her to perform? And most importantly. Why did you still tip her?