Massage Parlor Reports

[NiceAndy]

Went this afternoon, but found the door was locked and lights were off. Anyone know if they've closed up shop?

[Quasimodo45]

As I am tired of hearing your whining. All of the info you were just given has been here all along. All you had to do was click on the 'advanced search' link at the top of the page. Dick around with it for half an hour or so (Did I see you were from NY? Make that an hour) to figure out how to make the POS work. And there you go! We don't want to do your work for you. Do it your self. Once you find a likely provider, pay a visit & tell us how it went. Do that a few times and you will start being trusted. (Wow! How 'about that!) Another thing that works, lurk for a while and you will find providers as you go. It's easy! (And DAMN I hate the auto correct on this site.)

See that's all I wanted LOL. Thank you for kindly responding and answering a question. And yea, I completely agree I mean at least from the pics Roxy and Natasha seem wayyyy hotter (and I like them younger too) then either of the Heathers so I would probably try them out first. Does anybody have any good recommendations to see a provider that might be closer to the UCF area has decent tits and do BBBJ? I mean Roxy and Natasha are hot and if they are pretty much a sure thing or if someone else is I don't mind driving like 30-40min to see them but my car sucks on gas (really sucks having an SUV in this economy LOL) so I'd rather just try and find something closer. Like I said in my other post its such a shame about MBS because they were really close to me :/And I'm always scared to try someone on BP because there have been so many times I look up the pics on google and they are fake. So you can never tell if someone is legit or not, that is basically why I was asking for some info if anyone has gone to someone that's good you know? But thank you for responding and helping me out I really do truly appreciate it and hope we can all get along and help each other out.

[Member #4881]

First off, I am going to try and be as polite as I can be without being "argumentative" and get in trouble again but you really have no clue what your talking about and its not really any of your business, ok Bro! I have a luxury car, albeit kind of old now but still a high end car. But since its getting older it doesn't have the same regulations / technology and fuel economy as new cars do. I also have to use premium gas to maintain the engine and it is way more expensive and it costs like at least $100 to fill my tank, especially since the economy and gas prices are so crap, it also costs almost $5 / gal in NY so please just don't. I'm sorry that I don't have some PoS car like most people do and thus makes it not an issue. So it would definitely end up being way more than $10 in gas so learn the facts before you just butt in. I mean I have the money, so thats not really the problem, and I even said I was willing to drive far if someone was worth it. The point that I was making was that if there is someone just as good was close to me, then why waste the money / gas driving further away when I could put that money towards getting even better service. To me seems like a smart thing, also not to mention that I am very busy and rarely would have the time to go and drive 40+ min out of my way. So I asked politely before and I will again if anyone knows someone who offers that kind of quality service and is reliable thats close to the UCF area, I'd really appreciate the help.

Thanks

It also costs almost $5 / gal in NY so please just don't. I'm sorry that I don't have some PoS car like most people do and thus makes it not an issue. So it would definitely end up being way more than $10 in gas so learn the facts before you just butt in.

Fact I learned today is that I'm in Orlando forum page not in NY (where gas is $5 / gallon) unless you drive from NY to orlando everytime you want to practice the hobby in sunny FL.

What I don't get is. If people complain about how bad the economy is and how high are gas prices then why would you be in Hobby? Do you realize most of providers upsell after you step in or ask for tips etc. Will you tell them you have a luxury car that cost you lots of gas money so you can't afford the extra $$?

Also, whatsup with " I don't have some PoS car like most people do "? This forum is not for bragging and trust me no provider will inbox you begging for your money because you don't have PoS car like " most of people " and BTW most providers have PoS cars (I dare you saying that to them in their face) like you did on this forum!

Time for a Stella.

[CaptainCalm]

Jackie is nice and attractive. Nice rack. All over tan. Definitely a bit heavier than the girl in the pics, but I found her pleasing to the eye and believe me, I'm not at all attracted to heavy women. She is straightforward, friendly and worthwhile. One of those "you can't really go wrong" types. Howeversome, she prefers to keep reviews minimal so. Minimal it is.

Has anyone tried Nikki lately (formerly of Joan)? Opinion seems a bit split on her. Definitely a looker but not particularly enthusiastic seems to be the book. Is that still the case or has she found her emotional mojo?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ous-25/6280178

Very accurate review of Jackie. Great rack, great personality. Can't go wrong.

I've seen Nikki a few times over the years and a few times recently. Smoking hot. Sweetheart. I get the feeling she is a little OCD so don't bother if you are going to show up straight from the construction site. As there is no shower. I personally have always had great service but I can see how mileage may vary with her.

Be safe

[CaptainCalm]

I can say my first dream with this girl had me riding the storm out. $$.4 for two hours at my place. Full nude body gliding. Not full service. Roaming allowed. Sowered after. She has a body to die for. Once she dropped her clothes I was at full attentioin. Figured second dream might allow a little more, but not. Still worth it though. Second dream was at her location, I would not go there again. But will repeat oucall. If you want a hot little spinner giving you a rub and tug, she is worth it. No damn hair downstairs thought. Pics are real.

CR.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ate-19/6075248

Very accurate review. I saw her many times over the last 2 years. Alas. She has since retired and moved away. Our loss.

[Eelectri]

It has been a while since I have visited the AMPs, due to private accommodations! So the need has not been there!

But yesterday my regular failed me so I needed the relief and pass by YuYu. To my surprised it was closed with no notes or anything on the door other than a whole bunch of Leo stickers.

So I went to SS for a great session!

Does anybody have any 411 on the YuYu thing?

Stay safe and have fun,

EE

[Eelectri]

I came across this monger reports and I respect his opinion and words! BUT!

Nevertheless discretion is a must in this hobby!

SS has been a good AMP and I have not seen any trouble being drowned to them but, with the comments that Donnydon is making, on an open boards that (Leo) sees every day, you are just 'Sr' bringing the heat to them.

SS has been providing excellent service for years and, the therapists are for the most part are very good and can service you well.

The particulars of your experience can be said on a PM.

They have now several very nice therapists there, with one Gem that just came back there.

Some who have seen her would be happy that she is back there.

Stay safe and have fun,

EE

[StockingDreams]

See many post by her but no reviews? Add is below?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ble-33/5121277

STAY AWAY! She is about 50 pounds heavier then her pics which if are her were 10 years ago. As well she is not accommodating and does not take requests on what to wear ect. She refuses to post pics with a time / date stamp of her recent shots, she is only in business because she prays off the Disney tourists.

[Scottluvsbbw]

Can anyone recommend or know of an MP's with an ebony lady? I've seen Angie in Maitland, maybe it was a bad first impression but I wasn't impressed.

Thanks for any info!

[TopGun9181]

Hey mortgage company I'm sorry I can not pay my mortgage today because I just got 2 Iphone 5. LMFAO.

Gas did you say Gas I mean realy.

If gas is a issue then this might not be a good hobby for you.

[A John]

Gas did you say Gas I mean realy.

" my car sucks on gas (really sucks having an SUV in this economy LOL)"? If you are really in the hobby and planning on paying at least $100 then an extra $10 on gas shouldn't be an issue if you are seeking quality service. Way to go Bro!

If gas is a issue then this might not be a good hobby for you.

See that's all I wanted LOL. Thank you for kindly responding and answering a question. And yea, I completely agree I mean at least from the pics Roxy and Natasha seem wayyyy hotter (and I like them younger too) then either of the Heathers so I would probably try them out first. Does anybody have any good recommendations to see a provider that might be closer to the UCF area has decent tits and do BBBJ? I mean Roxy and Natasha are hot and if they are pretty much a sure thing or if someone else is I don't mind driving like 30-40min to see them but my car sucks on gas (really sucks having an SUV in this economy LOL) so I'd rather just try and find something closer. Like I said in my other post its such a shame about MBS because they were really close to me :/And I'm always scared to try someone on BP because there have been so many times I look up the pics on google and they are fake. So you can never tell if someone is legit or not, that is basically why I was asking for some info if anyone has gone to someone that's good you know? But thank you for responding and helping me out I really do truly appreciate it and hope we can all get along and help each other out.

[Squall516]

" my car sucks on gas (really sucks having an SUV in this economy LOL)"? If you are really in the hobby and planning on paying at least $100 then an extra $10 on gas shouldn't be an issue if you are seeking quality service. Way to go Bro!

First off, I am going to try and be as polite as I can be without being "argumentative" and get in trouble again but you really have no clue what your talking about and its not really any of your business, ok Bro! I have a luxury car, albeit kind of old now but still a high end car. But since its getting older it doesn't have the same regulations / technology and fuel economy as new cars do. I also have to use premium gas to maintain the engine and it is way more expensive and it costs like at least $100 to fill my tank, especially since the economy and gas prices are so crap, it also costs almost $5 / gal in NY so please just don't. I'm sorry that I don't have some PoS car like most people do and thus makes it not an issue. So it would definitely end up being way more than $10 in gas so learn the facts before you just butt in. I mean I have the money, so thats not really the problem, and I even said I was willing to drive far if someone was worth it. The point that I was making was that if there is someone just as good was close to me, then why waste the money / gas driving further away when I could put that money towards getting even better service. To me seems like a smart thing, also not to mention that I am very busy and rarely would have the time to go and drive 40+ min out of my way. So I asked politely before and I will again if anyone knows someone who offers that kind of quality service and is reliable thats close to the UCF area, I'd really appreciate the help.

Thanks

[Donnydon]

An excellent therapist option for a well done legit massage. She really does get into every nook and cranny with the exception of mr. Johnson. Draping is not required and she does a well thorough job. Even cleaned out my area where the sun don't shine. She really gives good attention and gets really close to me on the table. Where her bare stomach was touching my body constantly when she wears a mid riff like outfit. She is very fit and attractive and never a clock watcher. She even gives a killer foot scrub. I have seen her at her "newer place" for the past 2 years or so. No happy endings. But then again. At her "old place" some years back I heard an unsustaniated rumour she did. LOL. Just a dream folks. Don't hold me to it. I recommend her strongly for a good massage and yes pics are recent and accurate. But 99% chance it will only be legit but very thorough.

[Donnydon]

I saw the caucasion woman who is somewhat a MILF and shows only her eyes in the IHOP ads. She lead me into a clean nicely redecorated room with a private attached bathroom and shower. Did offer me a chance to shower or use the restroom I declined. The massage was done draped with a towel, but was a solid massage treatment. She was inquistive about me and what not during the initial beginning of the massage. During the flip she did ask if there was anything else that needed to be treated. I went and signaled my jewel. She went and grabbed a bottle of lotion. I asked if she could show me her B-day suit? The best I could do is topless. Then she started a mechanical HJ. Dissapointed before it ended. I pleaded for a lesson in Russian. She kinda was wishy washy then agreed. She started it and said "so this is what you like, I will have to remember it for next time". I had the lesson to completion. She cleaned me off and her puppies as well. And then she offered me the use of the shower. I declined once again. And she left the room and waited outside. I tipped her appropriately, although she never asked for anything nor was a donation ever discussed. She had a smile on her face, I left relaxed and stress free and she is friendly. Worth a repeat for if anything or solid massage skills. Everything else was just gravy.

[Donnydon]

First and foremost,"Nadia" is NOT the "indian looking girl with wide smile" in the picture. However, she is a above average looking attractive 20-something New York raised hispanic girl, with a fun giggly upbeat personality. She even comes across a bit shy initially, but loosens up quick. She took me into a massage table set up and asked me to get comfortable. Draping was not necassasry. She asked if I minded the oil. I said I preferred lotion. She started with a back massage and then worked towards my legs. Her technique was'nt 100. Was'nt just a simple body rub either. Something more in between. Like a rusty massage therapist. Not bad. But not great. About 20 to 25 mins into it. She asked me to flip. Then did a front abdominal and leg massage and head massage for another 15 mins or so. Then she started whispering sweet somethings and got a bit flirtatious. And offered me some limited menu options. And I do stress limited. For a Benjamin on top of the massage fee I was able to get her into her B-day suit and was allowed to kiss her puppies for a bit and allowed roaming as she gave me a HJ. I asked if I could do Russian or French. And she beat around the Bush trying to say NO. She then was OK. With me giving her some caressing for a bit as we exchanged places as she lied on the table and I gave her a massage, then rubbed my jewel on parts of her body. But she was insistent that no "water stains" be left. I asked for DATY and she said "No" but in a polite manner but did allow me to taste near her kitty. She does have a solid body. Overall if was a much better experience then a Body Rub, much better than Asian Spas to an extent. But NOT FS at all. Or even CBJ was'nt made available to me either. She does have a nice personality. And is friendly in nature. On looks on a 1-10 scale I would call it a 7. 5-8. But again do NOT expect the girl in the pic. But you should NOT be dissapointed at the door either with what you see.