Massage Parlor Reports

[XkeyFan]

Went to healthy massage on hwy 100 recently. Legit massage with no extras. When the girl wouldn't massage my usb dongle I just created a stink and refused to pay. Eventually I agreed to pay 20 so the cops didn't have to be called LOL.

I also visited far east massage on s 27. Much better experience. I opted for just the table massage because it was cold out and I didn't want to be wet from a table shower. The masseause was a late 30ish asian chick who did a great job. She constantly teased me. She even washed my ass / dick and balls with a washrag which was nice. While she was doing the HJ I even touched her tits and ass all for 60 which is way too expensive but hay sometimes ya got to get pampered.

[Steve4100]

Found Katie on Lincoln Saturday. She seems like a cool girl to me. I think it's a different Katie than has been reviewed here at least recently. The other Katie was described at petite and around 100 pounds. This girl is bigger. She is more average in size. She had a good attitude. Wasn't high on anything. She said she is not an addict, but between jobs at the moment. She performed really well for. 25. I liked her enough to give her a. 1 tip. She said it was nice to be appreciated. She does not have digits right now. She said she lives alone and showed me where her house was. I will stop by sometime and try to give a report, but obviously can't give out an address. I will encourage her to get a phone, though.

Today I drove through the area for a few minutes around 10:00 this morning. Who did I see but Sasha. The one who gave me digits but hasn't answered any of the seven calls I made to her. A few of you asked for her number and I will share if she still has it and she lets me know it's OK. I was on the phone or I would have asked her about digits, but I saw her around the time I had to get going to an appointment. Earlier, I did see a guy get pulled over. He had turned onto Greenfield from12th, I think. I did a loop to 27th and back to the area and they already let him go. The cop was still sitting there and the guy was gone. Probably just hassling him a did a warrant check or something. I am always a little reluctant to pull onto GF from the smaller side streets. It seems like turning onto it from 6th. 16th, or 27th would draw less attention. Probably just in my head but seeing that pullover happen in front of me just reinforced it.

Seems like this should be in the streetwalker thread?

[CrackerJack77]

Found Katie on Lincoln Saturday. She seems like a cool girl to me. I think it's a different Katie than has been reviewed here at least recently. The other Katie was described at petite and around 100 pounds. This girl is bigger. She is more average in size. She had a good attitude. Wasn't high on anything. She said she is not an addict, but between jobs at the moment. She performed really well for. 25. I liked her enough to give her a. 1 tip. She said it was nice to be appreciated. She does not have digits right now. She said she lives alone and showed me where her house was. I will stop by sometime and try to give a report, but obviously can't give out an address. I will encourage her to get a phone, though.

Today I drove through the area for a few minutes around 10:00 this morning. Who did I see but Sasha. The one who gave me digits but hasn't answered any of the seven calls I made to her. A few of you asked for her number and I will share if she still has it and she lets me know it's OK. I was on the phone or I would have asked her about digits, but I saw her around the time I had to get going to an appointment. Earlier, I did see a guy get pulled over. He had turned onto Greenfield from12th, I think. I did a loop to 27th and back to the area and they already let him go. The cop was still sitting there and the guy was gone. Probably just hassling him a did a warrant check or something. I am always a little reluctant to pull onto GF from the smaller side streets. It seems like turning onto it from 6th. 16th, or 27th would draw less attention. Probably just in my head but seeing that pullover happen in front of me just reinforced it.

[TAndrews414]

I saw Ann again last week. Consistently a good massage, and the Russian remains my personal favorite. I do wish she would add a CBJ to the menu and some LFK. It would enhance the experience even further. Really for the price, I would say Ann's the best in Milwaukee. I have yet to try Abbie Angel however, whom I hear is even better. Truly wish I could get some time with her, but she's very difficult to contact. Also very interested in Sensual Sidney Parker. I've read the reviews and it sounds like she is unbelievable in every way.

[LookingForLefty]

Just thought I'd add my story just to further confuse all of you, haha. I visited this girl around November and not only did I get extras for only the massage price, but it was two girls that gave me the massage. It was a HJ, and not only that, she called me to come back the next day FOR FREE for the same service. I have no idea what her deal is here, but I must say my Spanish is fluent. Definitely an advantage, I'm also very fit. This might matter. Good luck guys.

I believe you because the same thing happened to me more than once with another similar type provider. My guess is these girls are husband hunting. If you a fit, good looking, can speak Spanish, and these girls are single moms, then by all means they would like to get to know you better. I bet if you asked one of these girls out, they would go.

I've gone out with a couple of a AMP girls before. One mamasan had me over to her house once. We went out to dinner and met up with one other girl from the spa. OK, I got stuck with a $70 dinner bill. We discussed commercial real estate. Mamasan owned three homes rented out to the spa girls and to Chinese restaurant workers. She was also partnering up with a local chiropractor looking to relocate her spa. It was all business. Later she started in on the marriage talk, about how cheap it would be to retire in Asia, etc. Then we went back to my hotel and screwed. Wasn't that great, she was pushing 60. She even took me to meet her sisters who were older, fatter Chinese women will into their 60s. I sat there in the living room while the yang yang yanged away and giggled.

I took another AMP girl out once. She asked me to meet her after her day shift was over, I thought she was kidding. We went to dinner and then to a go-cart track. She had a blast riding around on the gocarts. I took her back to the spa, it was empty and she gave me a free HJ. Dinner and go carts were probably $50-60 but was fun taking this little Asian girl out, holding hands, and looking like a dirty old man. I think she was just lonely. She had a key to the back door of the spa and took me right into a room. Kind of developed a crush on her but next time I went to the spa she had moved on. When you spend real time, just hanging out, your mind plays tricks on you and you develop a crush. I guess because she wanted to spend her personal time with me and did not try to upsell the situation.

Picked up a stripper once. She asked me to lunch and then we went to my place for some fun. Yes that cost me. But she asked me out again and we went to dinner and a movie. I recall how mature and normal she looked because she wore her glasses while we were out. She loved telling me all her wild group sex stories and the way these strippers party. Could have been any soccer mom we know. I never paid for it after that but she was a drug addict and her personality becamr incredibly annoying quickly.

There are a few other MTs around that I have spent personal time with. Probably not a good idea. Sometimes before or after the massage we'd go for a walk or to lunch. Keep in mind not all of them are cracked out dope heads. A lot of them are single moms who are having a hard time. When a guy is nice to them, shows respect, there is good chemistry, its only natural they will treat you special. Unless they are lesbians, they most likely would like a man for a mate like any normal woman. I can think of 5 right now if I went over and proposed, and was sincere about it, they'd probably say yes. Of the 5 only one I like and would want to be seen in public with.

[Z Rex]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/3486498406.html

Looks like she is doing outcalls. The story keeps getting more interesting.

Just thought I'd add my story just to further confuse all of you, haha. I visited this girl around November and not only did I get extras for only the massage price, but it was two girls that gave me the massage. It was a HJ, and not only that, she called me to come back the next day FOR FREE for the same service. I have no idea what her deal is here, but I must say my Spanish is fluent. Definitely an advantage, I'm also very fit. This might matter. Good luck guys.

[Member #5994]

I typed this shit out the night I said I was going to and it never uploaded. WTF. Oh well. Sorry to keep you guys waiting. So I called Kourtney Kay for her special she was running on nuru. This has been on my bucket list ever since I saw it done on some porn site. This was nothing like that, so I may keep searching for the experience I have in mind. Anyway, I called her in the AM to inquire about the special, took her about 4 hours to call me back. She told me where she was, and I happened to be quite close, so we arranged a short notice appointment. I was less than 10 minutes from her. So I get there and she lets me in. She's getting everything ready and tells me to get comfortable. She's a very attractive, AA gal with a banging body. Thick in all the right places, boobs are pretty nice- a solid C in a push up, but they droop just a little when the bra comes off. So I'm laying there on a cold vinyl air mattress, when she comes in and strips. She has this gel that she uses and some very hot water to make it slippery. She rubs me down with the gel, then straddles my growing wood and pours the water down her body and onto mine. Then lays on top and slides up and down. Meanwhile she's grinding her pussy against my cock, and I swear it's about to slide in. So I slow her down, because there's no cover. She spins around so her puss is in my face and starts giving me Russian. I'm touching her all over, slid a finger in, not the freshest sushi in the fish market, but nothing alarming. Then she adds a little more gel and she's back to CG position with no penetration, so I can see her lips sliding up and down my shaft. At this point I'm almost ready to blow and we're only about 15 minutes in, then I'm watching as the tip of my cock is almost completely inside her and I'm feeling the heat of her pussy. If she wasn't a provider, I would have totally rammed it all the way in. But instead I tried to back out and lost it. I pushed her back and told her to stroke it fast. She did and she stroked it well. Then she got the shower going for me so I could clean up. Her gel was a pain to scrub off, but at least she had soap to use, that helped. It still took two more showers when I got home before I stopped feeling greasy.

All in all, I'd say it's worth the special price, but the close contact without a cover makes me inclined to not want to repeat with her.

[Dickson Sider]

Well since we're on the subject of handjobs, there's one guy who gets some awesome HJs, and sometimes BJs form these absolutely drop dead gorgeous. 18-24 year old little girlies, man this guy is winning! Don't know how many of you guys watch porn but if you google "Handjob Harry" you can see some clips of all these hotties taking care of him. You never see his face, I think in most of those clips he's holding the video camera or iPhone, while he's getting pleasured. Not only that, it looks like he makes a pretty decent living for himself too! The episodes are filmed at a nice looking house in thr LA area, at lest that's my guess. Harry talks with a real thick Brooklyn accent. I've been thinking, well if he could do it, I could do that too, but my question is, and I know most of you probably have no more of a clue than I do, how would someone get started in that business? That would sure be a fun job to have, totally legal too!

Any of you guys had any experience with porn? I have absolutely no interest in joining the industry to work as an actor, doing unprotected things with strangers, but how would someone become a Handjob Harry? Would a guy have to be a real smooth talker, or just have a lot of money up front to get started, or perhaps just luck?

Well google "naughty mid west girls" and youngcutiesold cocks that guy that does those sites love right here in Wisconsin and have girls from Milwaukee and Madison. All you have to do is place an ad in BP or Craig's list under adult entertainment and say your an average porn producer looking for models. Get tested and make sure she is tested get a room, come up with a story line like "first porn shoot" or old guy young girl or footjobs whatever! Do some research. Now you will have to have money to pay the model like 300-1000. You probably can get these girls to do a handjob / blowjob for about 200-300 if you want to fuck maybe 500. Expensive yes but now you have them on tapes you can sell clips on sites like "Clips 4 sale". Or built your own website. The hard part is time, money and promoting your website. I know a guy that makes ok money selling clips of woman feet so any of US can do it it just take the want and time And Money Remember there are alot of girls that need money and want to be famous!

DS

[Member #5121]

Not to say there isn't a Santa Claus (and there is) but sites like Handjob Harry are like reality TV. All script and no reality. Check out the long, long legal page to give you the idea.

http://www.handjobharry.com/cimages/...e=handjobharry

Well since we're on the subject of handjobs, there's one guy who gets some awesome HJs, and sometimes BJs form these absolutely drop dead gorgeous. 18-24 year old little girlies, man this guy is winning! Don't know how many of you guys watch porn but if you google "Handjob Harry" you can see some clips of all these hotties taking care of him. You never see his face, I think in most of those clips he's holding the video camera or iPhone, while he's getting pleasured. Not only that, it looks like he makes a pretty decent living for himself too! The episodes are filmed at a nice looking house in thr LA area, at lest that's my guess. Harry talks with a real thick Brooklyn accent. I've been thinking, well if he could do it, I could do that too, but my question is, and I know most of you probably have no more of a clue than I do, how would someone get started in that business? That would sure be a fun job to have, totally legal too!

Any of you guys had any experience with porn? I have absolutely no interest in joining the industry to work as an actor, doing unprotected things with strangers, but how would someone become a Handjob Harry? Would a guy have to be a real smooth talker, or just have a lot of money up front to get started, or perhaps just luck?

[LookingForLefty]

Lefty, do you think it's possible one of the really hot CMT's, at a place like Massage Envy, would give a client a HJ? I suppose anything's possible but, by the same token, I got a very hot female doc and I'm not thinking she would ever bring me to ecstasy while giving me my annual prostate exam. I guess there are always exceptions, (for that matter maybe some guys make it with their female attorneys) but, don't people in the medical profession, including CMTs, risk losing their license or even criminal prosecution, if they get caught? Maybe it is possible but, while I may have occasion to go see a real, legitimate massage therapist, I can't really see spending my hard earned money chasing after something that is highly unlikely to ever happen.

I do have a CMT who I see from time to time, who is quite a hottie indeed, but she's married. Let me ask you this; how would I broach the subject with her? If I were to say something like "Do guys ever ask you to do something naughty during a massage? How do you deal with that when that happens?", and then see where the conversation goes from that point? Not sure I would want to pay a $300 tip, plus her hourly rate for a handjob, and I am definitely a HJ enthusiast, in some what's I like 'them better than BJs, but for that kind of money I can get FS from a very attractive provider.

Going to a strip mall massage shop or in a real professional setting, I doubt you will have any luck. We are too far advanced anyway to settle for this type of service. The indie CMT, who is a single mom, has her own office, this is where you are probably going to score. Your conversation starter is perfect. The Asian nail salons that offer massage you should also score. I've been disappointed in the quality of indie CMTs the past few years in Milwaukee. Most are overweight, older, and not in good shape. The single mom CMTs are your best bet. First they make no money at all and every one I've ever known has financial problems. Struggling single moms in any profession are an easy target. CMTs, at least you have your clothes off along with an hour of one on one to talk.

[LoveAddict]

Well since we're on the subject of handjobs, there's one guy who gets some awesome HJs, and sometimes BJs form these absolutely drop dead gorgeous. 18-24 year old little girlies, man this guy is winning! Don't know how many of you guys watch porn but if you google "Handjob Harry" you can see some clips of all these hotties taking care of him. You never see his face, I think in most of those clips he's holding the video camera or iPhone, while he's getting pleasured. Not only that, it looks like he makes a pretty decent living for himself too! The episodes are filmed at a nice looking house in thr LA area, at lest that's my guess. Harry talks with a real thick Brooklyn accent. I've been thinking, well if he could do it, I could do that too, but my question is, and I know most of you probably have no more of a clue than I do, how would someone get started in that business? That would sure be a fun job to have, totally legal too!
Any of you guys had any experience with porn? I have absolutely no interest in joining the industry to work as an actor, doing unprotected things with strangers, but how would someone become a Handjob Harry? Would a guy have to be a real smooth talker, or just have a lot of money up front to get started, or perhaps just luck?

[LoveAddict]

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.

Lefty, do you think it's possible one of the really hot CMT's, at a place like Massage Envy, would give a client a HJ? I suppose anything's possible but, by the same token, I got a very hot female doc and I'm not thinking she would ever bring me to ecstasy while giving me my annual prostate exam. I guess there are always exceptions, (for that matter maybe some guys make it with their female attorneys) but, don't people in the medical profession, including CMTs, risk losing their license or even criminal prosecution, if they get caught? Maybe it is possible but, while I may have occasion to go see a real, legitimate massage therapist, I can't really see spending my hard earned money chasing after something that is highly unlikely to ever happen.
I do have a CMT who I see from time to time, who is quite a hottie indeed, but she's married. Let me ask you this; how would I broach the subject with her? If I were to say something like "Do guys ever ask you to do something naughty during a massage? How do you deal with that when that happens?", and then see where the conversation goes from that point? Not sure I would want to pay a $300 tip, plus her hourly rate for a handjob, and I am definitely a HJ enthusiast, in some what's I like 'em better than BJs, but for that kind of money I can get FS from a very attractive provider.

[WetHead2011]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

I had no idea my post would stir things up so much re: Sexy Mom! Perhaps I should have charged her, after all. But her rate is pretty low, all things considered, even if all you get is a HJ or BBBJ. And I suspect she's not the only provider in the history of the world who's varied her services depending on the physical appearance (or friendliness, for that matter) of her client.

[Lonelyguy128]

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.

Lefty that reminds me of the old joke about the guy sitting next to a lady at a bar. He asks her if she would have sex with him for a million dollars. She's says, well, I suppose for a million dollars I would do it. So the guy says how about $50? The woman gets all pissed and responds, what do you think I am? The guy says lady we already established that, now we are just bickering over the price.

[LookingForLefty]

Any guy that pays $ 300 for a HE is NUTZ! Just my 2 cents worth.

Bones out

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.