Streetwalker Reports

[Detroit Life]

Amen. Green and pink and we can all be happy.

I read Mad Humper's post and I think the only thing the girls will have a problem with is the. 2 ticket. A SW accidently called me on her celly in her coat pocket and I heard the way her caucasian boyfriend was talking to her. It makes what Humper posts sound like a Sinatra ballads. These girls have moral guys and it has nothing to do with skin color. If you treat me like dirt and pay me 20 you're an a-hole. But if you treat me like dirt and pay me 100 you can do it again tomorrow. LOL.

Now after saying that lets move on.

Triangle run.

Looks like Molly is back out there doing her thing she is staying at the vic on tele. Settled on bbj cim for. 30. Hi marks on the body still have to get over the so-so face

[MotorCity313]

Looking good this morning. 2 nice WSW near the Vic, one looked questionable in age though. Both were brunette. Hard to tell what their bodies looked like, way to many clothes on. I can't wait till it gets warmer! Spotted another on 6m, to far to see details. Wish I wasn't on my way to work, I would have loved to pick up the first two.

On another note, what is the best way to asking a lady if you can take pics? I have found that MANY don't like it, even with the assurance of no face pics. The couple that agreed wanted way to much $. I'm not trying to spend a session fee to snap a few pics.

[Redwing1978]

Guys, I really don't want to turn this into a big thing, but you really need to get your heads out of the sand. Maybe even do some reading on the other site. If you don't get it after that, I just don't know what to say.

Good luck and safe hunting,

John Wise

These girls are still people and we are all adults and know what we are doing but calling these girls b@tch 6 or 7 times in each post is ridiculous. And to answer your question what he did to barbie is she agreed to do a certain service for him if he would take her to cvs and bye her a cheap air mattress and some hygiene products and he ditched her there. She could have really used that air mattress as she had been sleeping on the floor. That right there made me lose all respect for this guy.

[StreetMeat]

OK, the next time a black man complains about not being able to get a date with a white SW, BP girl, SP, or AMP. Will someone direct that member to one of The Mad Humper's posts.

Speaking as a black man, duly noted. I don't know the racial identity of MH but yeah it makes it harder on us brothers when we don't get service from one of the girls. Personally I can spend my money on someone else, it isn't really hurting me if I don't get that unicorn or that one stripper that does everything extra except paint your house.

The only 2 colors we need to focus on is green as in money and pink for the pussy we are buying!

Stay safe all!

[TexasMonger]

Eat your hearts out

She is really pretty but judging from her previous pictures, the streats and the drugs are getting the best part of her. She is loosing weight and getting the drug user look (sunken eyes and cheeks).

So sad

Cheers.

TM

[Slick Jr]

I don't know what you cats mean by aggresive but she gives me the 'eye' and wave EVERY time I hit the R. Including this morning, even though she had two tall dudes with her. She raises my antenna, like Halo.

[WhereItIsAtNow]

Was leaving a job site yesterday and decided to stroll down the R. It was 2:30-3:00. My timing was horrible because it was the time that all the kids are getting dropped off by the school bus up and down the R. No action out that I could tell. Moms waiting for their kids don't like SW's around then.

[KraziSkier]

Eat your hearts out guys.

[Jim Hoekiller]

JW, I couldn't agree anymore. Don't get me wrong, its not like I have never used the word, but damn. I'm really not one for racial stereotypes but this guy isn't doing himself any favors. First of all, MadHumper, why don't you just refer to them as girl, or chick. Here's a crazy idea, how about their actual name. It goes without saying that I for one will never share any digits or info with this clown. MH is a perfect example of the type of guy I DO NOT share with. If you can't refer to a girl by anything other than b@tch, it only shows your lack of respect for woman. Bottom line, if you want to treat woman like shit, then there is nothing I can do about it, but I don't have to act like I am cool with it either. And people wonder why providers always say " No black men " or " No black men under 40 ". It's because they don't want to be low balled, disrespected, and generally just don't need the headache. I know this doesn't apply to all black males by any means. But its idiots like this that give the good guys a bad reputation.

I don't agree with you JW or DL. How do you know this guy is black? Also this girl or ***** or working girl or SW (whatever semantics dictates) agreed to this price. You are over thinking all of this. You act as if you are more noble or a humanist because you call them "girl". You play a part in the "no black men" phenomenon, whether you know it or not. Like I said, don't overthink any of this, there are people (or bitches) in much worse circumstances. At least he dropped the "*****" off to get her drugs and taxied the "young lady" off at her home in the suburbs. So, kick rocks to your comments. No hard feelings. This is just one "whoremonger *****'s" opinion. See? I just called myself a *****. I must be black.

Btw, what is SP? I'm not familiar with the term.

[HeywoodJablomi]

OK, the next time a black man complains about not being able to get a date with a white SW, BP girl, SP, or AMP. Will someone direct that member to one of The Mad Humper's posts.

John, do you know from something other than Humper's prose style that he's a black man? Perhaps you do. But if not, I wouldn't presume as much solely on the basis of his love of the word "*". White men use it, too.

I agree that his use of it off-putting, but mostly because it's so repetitive, like he's too eager to shock or has a puzzling aversion to pronouns. But apart from this verbal quirk, I don't find anything offensive about his post. If anything, he was unusually kind to chauffeur the girl around like that. (What he did to Barbie is a different story. That was reprehensible, as many here have pointed out.)

[FLSTC]

Really! I was coming out of a shopping center getting some groceries and the girl comes up as asks if I would give her a ride. I said no! She then proceeds to tell me she will blow me for. 02. I still said no. She is cute and about 5' tall with brunette curly hair but I just had to refuse any offer she would make, because the guy walking with the shopping cart right behind me was my father. I just don't think he would of understood. On another note! While cleaning my car today I found $80 wedged between the door and passenger seat. Someone had dropped it out of their pocket but I really do not know who. I would bet any girl I asked would say it was hers. Just a reminder to have a look through your car and make sure something was not dropped by a girl. It could as easily been a crack pipe. We don't need to have a cop or the border patrol finding that.

Stay Safe,

FLSTC

[Throtbngr]

Toured the ususal spots Saturday but could not find what I was looking for so I gave my little gem a call. As I am heading her way from GF down Warren Ave I see at least 5 SW's betw GF and EG! I circled around for 2 of them and 1 was pretty decent WSW looked late 20s about 5'2" 110lbs blue jeans and a pink T shirt! However my gem was getting impatient and started to call me (I guess she was anxious to see me) LOL I will call her gem #1 Jenn Great DT bbbjtcim and spit for the standard market rate! Will be hitting the area soon to find the pink T shirt girl though!

Hit her up earlier for a tonsil check! Everything was still in order but I provided some extra fluids to keep her hydrated!

[Tommy101]

What do you expect to happen when you give a druggy your phone number? If they need $ for candy they will send out texts or even call. If you don't want this to happen in the future try doing calls only and blocking them. Again, it's a two way road. You text her when you're feeling frisky and she text you when she wants a high. Turn off your hobby phone and stop bitching.

And no I'm not one of those guys who's in love with Fatima that will stick up for her. I have never even seen her in person. You may be the first person to post a complaint about her congratulations you're "special".

Hey man didn't mean to offend you oh wait I wasnt even talking to you. But your right I should expect no less from a druggie. And for the record I never gave my number I simply called was all. Not bitching just said I was annoyed brother.

[Dxter]

I love how Dex is absolutely certain he can get anal from any girl he likes, but tell him you saw a SW flash her tits and he'll swear up and down that you're a liar.

OK. That does look like Juice in that photo.

I have not ever seen her be aggressive and promiscuous.

There is another light-skinned BSW who looks a little like Juice who is a complete fucking nutcase. I have seen this standing in the street yelling at cars and acting like a total lunatic. I was thinking that maybe Juice was being confused with the other girl.

Maybe I am wrong. Maybe Juice did flash her teats. I wish I was there to see them.

Dex

[Redwing1978]

Dreamed about Becky Saturday night. A little too skinny for my taste but it was real dead and I was horny. Nice personality though and damage was. 60 for cfs.