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**JoeDocks11** · 01-05-13 17:30

Originally Posted by Brenn Hoffman [View Original Post]

I tried searching around, I swore there was a review on this girl before but couldn't find it. Any of you gents seen her. The blonde hair and big rack is enticing!

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...de-27/10893100

She is a busty bleached blonde offerring average massage (rushed) and some happiness at the end.

**Wulfeprints** · 01-05-13 16:05

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...la-22/10883128

**Brenn Hoffman** · 01-05-13 14:17

I tried searching around, I swore there was a review on this girl before but couldn't find it. Any of you gents seen her. The blonde hair and big rack is enticing!

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...de-27/10893100

**Cryptic28** · 01-04-13 22:32

I had a dream about this chick. Based on her pics I had to do the research. Google shows that the pics are used all over the country and her number being used by many different ladies (automatic red flag). Despite my better judgement I pulled the trigger and I'm glad I did. Fake pics or not, the chick who opened the door was pretty hot. If the pics are real then they must be VERY old. Amanda is 28 and has an athletic build. She stands around 5'8. 5'8 1/2 has long black hair, and a nice little landing strip. She looked good, smelled good, and had no stretch marks.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...oxo-23/8983057

I was quoted $$.5 for an hr but got her down to the standard $ hh. Started out with a decent massage and some good conversation before getting down to business. Everything was covered which was okay with me. She didn't mention any rules but by that time my little brain was running the show so I didn't bother to ask. CBJ, DATY, and mish; she really seemed to get in to it. The session lasted a little longer than a hh but she was cool with it because of the awesome DATY I gave her. I will definitely repeat. For a more detailed review send me a PM.

Stay safe gents!

**JustLookingthx** · 01-04-13 15:55

Anyone seen her?

Busty Sexy Curvy 36FF / G. •

Hey there, I'm Mona and I'm The FUN New In Town. I consider Myself a Beautiful ebony cherokee mix. My Pretty Face, Kissable Lips, Curvy I'm that hot beauty that will go that extra mile to make sure your HAPPY! FETISH FRIENDLY &9734; Serious CALLS ONLY. &9734; MonaLisa &9734; &9745; Guaranteed Pleasure! &9745; Always Sexy, Discrete, & Safe! &9745; Simply One of the Best!

100q 150hh 200Hr.

Overnights 1800 Sorry I do not see Black Men

**Moriarty1875** · 01-04-13 15:08

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

I guess I did take it seriously. Sorry if I over reacted. Its all good.

It's very easy to be misunderstood in forums, e-mail, texts, or any other medium in which tone cannot be communicated. I wish we had emoticons available for this post interface. (although I shudder to think what kind of smiley's could be used here in the USASG)

**NutInHer** · 01-04-13 13:44

Originally Posted by KittyChaser010 [View Original Post]

I totally agree with you I have a wife at home of 18 years so you know how that is. I hobby because I'm sexually frustrated at home, like variety and I PAY because I want to get it how I want it. When you think about it, no matter how nice you are to these girls, at the end of the day when you walk in they see a dollar sign. That's why I very seldom repeat because I want to sole all the cvnt I can. As Mongers, you may have ATF's because of their performance and how good it feels. As sp's they have ATF's because of the amount of money they can get out of a particular monger. Just a little food for thought. How many of these girls do you think actually want us to keep coming because of how great we are in bed? I'd say the answer is 0. But then again this is just my opinion. Guys as we enjoy this hobby just take a little time to think with the big head just for a second. I personally think alot of these girls are making far too much money for the service they offer. If you think about it we have the upper hand because we have the money. You can get laid anywhere. If we stopped paying these outrageous prices alot of the girls are asking do you think they will get out of the business or do you think they will drop their prices? I'd say the latter. There is not many jobs these girls can apply for and make the money they make in an hour doing a full 8 hour shift! They know this but they also know that guys think with the little head most of the time. That's why I make them earn my money. I bring it to them EVERYTIME! Ok that's my two cents. I hope you guys think about this seriously.

Be safe out there!

KC

Preach on brotha. All you captain save a ho's, need to print this out and tape it to your dashboard and penis. It should be a mandatory read prior to all pick ups. This is a ginner hobby for us and should be treated as such. This is all money for them. They never have, nor never will, care for you like they care for their money / candy.

**KittyChaser010** · 01-04-13 10:43

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

I will send them to you if you like. But if you think they are really digging your tender loving, you are gravely mistaken. Since you are such a nice, tender, loving guy, ask the next one you are with for a freebie. And make sure to let us know how that goes for you. Its a business transaction, plain and simple. We get what we can't get at home or in the real world. To each his own.

I totally agree with you I have a wife at home of 18 years so you know how that is. I hobby because I'm sexually frustrated at home, like variety and I PAY because I want to get it how I want it. When you think about it, no matter how nice you are to these girls, at the end of the day when you walk in they see a dollar sign. That's why I very seldom repeat because I want to sole all the cvnt I can. As Mongers, you may have ATF's because of their performance and how good it feels. As sp's they have ATF's because of the amount of money they can get out of a particular monger. Just a little food for thought. How many of these girls do you think actually want us to keep coming because of how great we are in bed? I'd say the answer is 0. But then again this is just my opinion. Guys as we enjoy this hobby just take a little time to think with the big head just for a second. I personally think alot of these girls are making far too much money for the service they offer. If you think about it we have the upper hand because we have the money. You can get laid anywhere. If we stopped paying these outrageous prices alot of the girls are asking do you think they will get out of the business or do you think they will drop their prices? I'd say the latter. There is not many jobs these girls can apply for and make the money they make in an hour doing a full 8 hour shift! They know this but they also know that guys think with the little head most of the time. That's why I make them earn my money. I bring it to them EVERYTIME! Ok that's my two cents. I hope you guys think about this seriously.

Be safe out there!

KC

**JoeDocks11** · 01-04-13 09:08

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...on-21/10798844

She was in the Western burbs last week. Offers incall at a motel with outside entrance. 5'6".105, A's, thin, blonde shoulder length. 24. Offers DFK, CFS all positions. No visits to the islands. On-time and no rush.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 01-04-13 04:11

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

It was a reference to a report of mine from about a month ago. Canadian=greek. It was a joke I made and another memver thought it was funny. I slipped in the current repirt to see if he was paying attention. Sorry for tge confusion. LOL.

JD.

I caught it, JD, and had a chuckle.

**Mr Pound Town** · 01-04-13 00:44

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ng-22/10278647

Has anyone seen her? I been given the run around and can't get any info.

**Jd2011** · 01-03-13 20:26

It was a reference to a report of mine from about a month ago. Canadian=greek. It was a joke I made and another memver thought it was funny. I slipped in the current repirt to see if he was paying attention. Sorry for tge confusion. LOL.

JD.

Originally Posted by Fundboy [View Original Post]

"The only rule I thinks exists is no Canadian".

Does anyone know what "Canadian" means (besides a Canuck)? Never heard of it and neither has Google. Thanks.

**PokerMan39** · 01-03-13 19:58

Originally Posted by Fundboy [View Original Post]

"The only rule I thinks exists is no Canadian".

Does anyone know what "Canadian" means (besides a Canuck)? Never heard of it and neither has Google. Thanks.

Http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/uncircumcised

Also called Canadian-bacon. LOL.

Best "How I met your mother" episode ever.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian+sex+acts

**Fundboy** · 01-03-13 19:38

"The only rule I thinks exists is no Canadian".

Does anyone know what "Canadian" means (besides a Canuck)? Never heard of it and neither has Google. Thanks.

**Jd2011** · 01-03-13 19:09

I guess I did take it seriously. Sorry if I over reacted. Its all good.

Originally Posted by Moriarty1875 [View Original Post]

All I was trying to suggest was that I believe in getting better service through kind treatment. Of course, your mileage will vary. My approach works for me, and yours works for you. I was just trying to have a little laugh at your exploits. Cheers.