Massage Parlor Reports

[Roy]

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

I guess this dates us old guys. Surfside 6, 77 Sunset Strip, Hawaiian Eye. I still have a crush on Connie Stevens from Hawaiian Eye.

I'll have to see how I do with Sexy Mom. I'm still in pretty good shape, but am old.

[LoveAddict]

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

Troy D was an American actor from the 50's and 60's that the little girlies of that time loved, I suppose like Justin Bieber of today. I have a thought; I'm in my mid 40's, young looking, and athletic, though a bit on the shorter side. I would probably do alright with the sexy mom but, maybe some of us younger guys should be charging her for our services, that way we can have more dough to spend on our favorite providers! What do ya think?

[CrackerJack77]

Turkey John, You sure got that right. I'm 60+, balding, and 50 pounds over weight. At my best no one ever confused me with Troy Donahue. Guess I too will have to pass.

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

[WillowRut]

Now I feel great. I always questioned how I may look to others. Wife always said I look great for my age (50 ). I thought she just said that to.

But anyway I got the works from her, and now I feel great about it. Have only seen her once and now I will see her again because I feel special.

She does have a great rack.

[Mr Old Style]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

After further review, the Bears still SUCK! Ok, now that that is out of my system, actually what I realized was that Sexy Mom was running the ultimate scam: she is being paid to do something she would do happily for free and in fact is able to rationalize it with the husband, friends and herself. My guess is that she is attempting to keep her youth, (or at least her belief that she is young and attractive) by boinking as many good looking guys as she can under the guise of a "massage". Sounds a little mental, but who am I to judge? OK, she still has to provide HJ's to us older, not so hot guys, but as soon as a stud walks into the parlor she goes nuts. And still gets paid for it, either way.

God, imagine a scenario where a guy could fuck all the women he wanted, fingered those ugly one who came his way and got paid in either case. Wow!

[Mr Old Style]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

Turkey John, You sure got that right. I'm 60+, balding, and 50 pounds over weight. At my best no one ever confused me with Troy Donahue. Guess I too will have to pass.

[Turkey John]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

[Monopolizr]

Nothing personal, but maybe she's just not that into you. I met with her twice and like you she told me about her husband and mentioned that I was taking too long, but like Wethead I got the GFE, bbj but covered FS.

Guess I'm somewhere in the middle. Got topless HE twice but nothing else. Will try once more. If not bbj or FS, then I'm done. Hope third time is the charm.

Monopolizr

[Waukesha]

Thought I'd also jump in. Have seen her about 4 times now & I'm confused. I think she is too. My first experience she literally took off her tights & left her mini-skirt on and straddled my back and gave a decent yet unprofessional massage. She was sweet. Talkative with very broken English. Lots of teasing. Was excited and on the flip again tons of teasing. Accidental brush ups on Junior. The end. Left blue-balled.

Made an appointment the following week. Stayed in communication with her via text. Convincing her I was looking for a regular therapist. I have friends I can refer her. She was very flirtatious & appreciative.

This follow up appointment was the same. Two more appointments and the teasing us the same but nothing more. I've hinted she can earn more. I've flirted back offering her a massage. I'm confused. I haven't seen her in a month now but for the monger who posted he did leave happy. What was the damage? $50 for 50-60 min has been her rates. Intro refs was st one point 35. She wants to raise it but when she does the calls stop so she is forced to lower. She told me this. She has two young kids and so her schedule is sporadic at best.

There is potential with her. She is very sweet honestly but I wish she would stop tip-toeing the line and just commit to that next step. If anyone has had more let me know. Her latest post seems more sexual saying she is young & petite / she does out call.

What about "healthy massage" with the 31 yr old who I am assuming is a lesbian because she refers to her "wife" in the ads. Any luck there guys?

I have been put on her black list, she won't even schedule me.

[jjcheese]

I was not able to make it to the LG AMP before it closed, but many of you did. I think Lefty even got in a round of golf. Fore!

Anyway, according to reports elsewhere, they have surfaced in Monona, a suburb of Madison. A quick browsing of CL in Madison and you will have the address and phone. Who knows, maybe I'll make it in round two. Maybe wait until spring and play University Ridge.

JJ

[TonyAndolleni]

Thought I'd also jump in. Have seen her about 4 times now & I'm confused. I think she is too. My first experience she literally took off her tights & left her mini-skirt on and straddled my back and gave a decent yet unprofessional massage. She was sweet. Talkative with very broken English. Lots of teasing. Was excited and on the flip again tons of teasing. Accidental brush ups on Junior. The end. Left blue-balled.

Made an appointment the following week. Stayed in communication with her via text. Convincing her I was looking for a regular therapist. I have friends I can refer her. She was very flirtatious & appreciative.

This follow up appointment was the same. Two more appointments and the teasing us the same but nothing more. I've hinted she can earn more. I've flirted back offering her a massage. I'm confused. I haven't seen her in a month now but for the monger who posted he did leave happy. What was the damage? $50 for 50-60 min has been her rates. Intro refs was st one point 35. She wants to raise it but when she does the calls stop so she is forced to lower. She told me this. She has two young kids and so her schedule is sporadic at best.

There is potential with her. She is very sweet honestly but I wish she would stop tip-toeing the line and just commit to that next step. If anyone has had more let me know. Her latest post seems more sexual saying she is young & petite / she does out call.

What about "healthy massage" with the 31 yr old who I am assuming is a lesbian because she refers to her "wife" in the ads. Any luck there guys?

I have seen this gal at her office area and really push just for a HJ and she absolutely refused, so I am starting to question what is being said about what is available with this gal. I do agree she is very sexy and speaks barely any english. My visit with her was about two weeks ago.

[BadAz Mofo]

Saw her over a month ago. Got a hand job for HE and she was complaining about how long it took!

Never took her clothes off, and mentioned that there was a husband.

Nothing personal, but maybe she's just not that into you. I met with her twice and like you she told me about her husband and mentioned that I was taking too long, but like Wethead I got the GFE, bbj but covered FS.

[WetHead2011]

Saw her over a month ago. Got a hand job for HE and she was complaining about how long it took!

Never took her clothes off, and mentioned that there was a husband.

Yes, she mentioned her family to me, too. I think she said she has 3 kids, including a fairly young one. Obviously she refers to herself as the Healthy Sexy Mom, so I wasn't surprised. She's got a bit of a pouch in front. And, as they say, YMMV.

[Charaowns]

Saw her over a month ago. Got a hand job for HE and she was complaining about how long it took!

Never took her clothes off, and mentioned that there was a husband.

[WetHead2011]

I wanted to give an update on the Healthy Sexy Mom in Port Washington that folks were posting about back in November. I saw her last week for a massage that quickly turned into full GFE. Her name's Laura, and she does give actual professional massages, although obviously she can provide much more than that. Anyway, I scheduled an appointment for first thing in the morning (9 a. M.) and drove up to the salon that she operates out of. Well, she was there, but the owners hadn't gotten there yet even though the place opens at 9 a. M, and Laura didn't have a key. So we're standing out in the cold, along with a couple of legit salon customers, for about 10 minutes until the owners show up. That sucked. What do you talk about for 10 minutes in the freezing cold with someone like that when a couple of old women are standing nearby waiting to get in? For those who commented on Laura's pics, you're right. She's older than her pics appear, and her face looks like she just sucked on a lemon. Anyway, we finally got in and she shows me to her room, which is off the main salon floor. The good news is that there's both a curtain and a door with a latch for privacy. The bad news is when you come out, you're in the middle of the salon with a bunch of women staring at you like you just had sex behind closed doors, which I did. So I go in, disrobe, and lay on the table. Laura comes in shortly and begins a nice massage, while complimenting me on my body. Soon she takes her top off and lets me play with her tits, which, I have to say, are magnificent. Huge and firm. Then I roll over onto my back and climbs on top of me and starts kissing me. I didn't expect this, but figured what the hell. Then she takes everything off and lays on her back for DATY. Not bad, fully hairless but a bit funky. Then I make my mistake, one I hope I don't regret forever. I climb over her and she asks me if I'm clean. I tell her I am and she says she is, too, and tells me to fuck her without a cover. I did. I know, I know, extreme error, one I've been kicking myself over for a week now. Don't ask me why. I guess I just hate condoms and trusted her. I figured she was too easy to find to be lying to me, which isn't terribly logical, I know. Anyway, I mished and she came, and then I pulled out and she gave me a BBBJ followed by a HJ where I came on her tits. Total damage=$85. Great price, great service, great tits, dodgy location, dodgy face, experienced, professional provider, wear a rubber!