Massage Parlor Reports

[LoveAddict]

Well since we're on the subject of handjobs, there's one guy who gets some awesome HJs, and sometimes BJs form these absolutely drop dead gorgeous. 18-24 year old little girlies, man this guy is winning! Don't know how many of you guys watch porn but if you google "Handjob Harry" you can see some clips of all these hotties taking care of him. You never see his face, I think in most of those clips he's holding the video camera or iPhone, while he's getting pleasured. Not only that, it looks like he makes a pretty decent living for himself too! The episodes are filmed at a nice looking house in thr LA area, at lest that's my guess. Harry talks with a real thick Brooklyn accent. I've been thinking, well if he could do it, I could do that too, but my question is, and I know most of you probably have no more of a clue than I do, how would someone get started in that business? That would sure be a fun job to have, totally legal too!
Any of you guys had any experience with porn? I have absolutely no interest in joining the industry to work as an actor, doing unprotected things with strangers, but how would someone become a Handjob Harry? Would a guy have to be a real smooth talker, or just have a lot of money up front to get started, or perhaps just luck?

[LoveAddict]

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.

Lefty, do you think it's possible one of the really hot CMT's, at a place like Massage Envy, would give a client a HJ? I suppose anything's possible but, by the same token, I got a very hot female doc and I'm not thinking she would ever bring me to ecstasy while giving me my annual prostate exam. I guess there are always exceptions, (for that matter maybe some guys make it with their female attorneys) but, don't people in the medical profession, including CMTs, risk losing their license or even criminal prosecution, if they get caught? Maybe it is possible but, while I may have occasion to go see a real, legitimate massage therapist, I can't really see spending my hard earned money chasing after something that is highly unlikely to ever happen.
I do have a CMT who I see from time to time, who is quite a hottie indeed, but she's married. Let me ask you this; how would I broach the subject with her? If I were to say something like "Do guys ever ask you to do something naughty during a massage? How do you deal with that when that happens?", and then see where the conversation goes from that point? Not sure I would want to pay a $300 tip, plus her hourly rate for a handjob, and I am definitely a HJ enthusiast, in some what's I like 'em better than BJs, but for that kind of money I can get FS from a very attractive provider.

[WetHead2011]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

I had no idea my post would stir things up so much re: Sexy Mom! Perhaps I should have charged her, after all. But her rate is pretty low, all things considered, even if all you get is a HJ or BBBJ. And I suspect she's not the only provider in the history of the world who's varied her services depending on the physical appearance (or friendliness, for that matter) of her client.

[Lonelyguy128]

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.

Lefty that reminds me of the old joke about the guy sitting next to a lady at a bar. He asks her if she would have sex with him for a million dollars. She's says, well, I suppose for a million dollars I would do it. So the guy says how about $50? The woman gets all pissed and responds, what do you think I am? The guy says lady we already established that, now we are just bickering over the price.

[LookingForLefty]

Any guy that pays $ 300 for a HE is NUTZ! Just my 2 cents worth.

Bones out

I agree Bones. But you know I bet if I had offered that up to our mutual friend, she would have taken it. If I had done for her what you did, I for sure would have been treated differently. But I can't let any provider get into my head to where I become their sugar daddy. I've had 3 legit, no HE, follow the code, CMTs confess to me they would take $200 to $300. Granted, one was a real Gorda, I'm not that hard up I wanted her to. One was a single mom, really struggling I had known for 20 years. She said she'd never done it, and if we kept it to ourselves, she'd do it. One laughed when I said that $40-60 was the normal tip. I said what about $200, she said "well I'd do it for that." She said she'd been asked in the past for small amounts but said it was not worth the risk of getting a bad rep. But since I was a long time client, not married, and promised not to tell or touch her, she'd do it. I passed. One time 3 years and 50 lbs later she was facing foreclosure and called. I passed and was not going to humiliate her by a low ball counter offer.

[Member #4361]

All you guys who are not getting what you deserve. Some get it some don't. FYI on all those independent massage therapists that used to provide extras and now claim they have gone legit. Those chronic CL advertisers the continually post flattering pics of themselves but have turned you down after the flip. Or you are only getting a reluctant HE. All you need is one thing. Its $300. About $300 is all it takes to make just about any one of those CL and BP advertisers to at least give you a HE. All those who state in their ad they will not provide a sensual massage, don't worry, they will. I think every AMP I've ever been in has a sign like that on the door.

Speaking of "independent massage therapists that used to provide extras and now claim they have gone legit", what has happened to Courtney out in Brookfield? Flying UTR, out of the business. What? Just curious.

[MrBones]

Any guy that pays $ 300 for a HE is NUTZ! Just my 2 cents worth.

Bones out

[LookingForLefty]

All you guys who are not getting what you deserve. Some get it some don't. FYI on all those independent massage therapists that used to provide extras and now claim they have gone legit. Those chronic CL advertisers the continually post flattering pics of themselves but have turned you down after the flip. Or you are only getting a reluctant HE. All you need is one thing. Its $300. About $300 is all it takes to make just about any one of those CL and BP advertisers to at least give you a HE. All those who state in their ad they will not provide a sensual massage, don't worry, they will. I think every AMP I've ever been in has a sign like that on the door.

[DaveB3655]

I'll have to see how I do with Sexy Mom. I'm still in pretty good shape, but am old.

I would suggest you see her soon. With all the publicity you guys are giving her here and elsewhere, it's only a matter of time before she's arrested. Because of her location, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.

[Roy]

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

I guess this dates us old guys. Surfside 6, 77 Sunset Strip, Hawaiian Eye. I still have a crush on Connie Stevens from Hawaiian Eye.

I'll have to see how I do with Sexy Mom. I'm still in pretty good shape, but am old.

[LoveAddict]

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

Troy D was an American actor from the 50's and 60's that the little girlies of that time loved, I suppose like Justin Bieber of today. I have a thought; I'm in my mid 40's, young looking, and athletic, though a bit on the shorter side. I would probably do alright with the sexy mom but, maybe some of us younger guys should be charging her for our services, that way we can have more dough to spend on our favorite providers! What do ya think?

[CrackerJack77]

Turkey John, You sure got that right. I'm 60+, balding, and 50 pounds over weight. At my best no one ever confused me with Troy Donahue. Guess I too will have to pass.

Who the hell is Troy Donahue?

[WillowRut]

Now I feel great. I always questioned how I may look to others. Wife always said I look great for my age (50 ). I thought she just said that to.

But anyway I got the works from her, and now I feel great about it. Have only seen her once and now I will see her again because I feel special.

She does have a great rack.

[Mr Old Style]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

After further review, the Bears still SUCK! Ok, now that that is out of my system, actually what I realized was that Sexy Mom was running the ultimate scam: she is being paid to do something she would do happily for free and in fact is able to rationalize it with the husband, friends and herself. My guess is that she is attempting to keep her youth, (or at least her belief that she is young and attractive) by boinking as many good looking guys as she can under the guise of a "massage". Sounds a little mental, but who am I to judge? OK, she still has to provide HJ's to us older, not so hot guys, but as soon as a stud walks into the parlor she goes nuts. And still gets paid for it, either way.

God, imagine a scenario where a guy could fuck all the women he wanted, fingered those ugly one who came his way and got paid in either case. Wow!

[Mr Old Style]

At first, she sounded right up my alley. If only guys with 'nice bodies' are getting the good treatment, that eliminates me and I suspect a big part of the market.

Turkey John, You sure got that right. I'm 60+, balding, and 50 pounds over weight. At my best no one ever confused me with Troy Donahue. Guess I too will have to pass.