General Reports

**Martinh** · 04-15-13 01:13

Originally Posted by Gorilla69 [View Original Post]

Yeah, well, not well heeled enough to be a sugar daddy. That shit is expensive. Emailed back and forth to one and she wanted at least $500 a month for a starter. Not in my budget.

WOW. For that much. She better be bi and her gf's be hot looking and want to do you as well.

**Gorilla69** · 04-14-13 15:43

Originally Posted by Martinh [View Original Post]

If your reg's name is Stephy, chances are she will leave you once your money is gone from being a sugar daddy.

Yeah, well, not well heeled enough to be a sugar daddy. That shit is expensive. Emailed back and forth to one and she wanted at least $500 a month for a starter. Not in my budget.

**Martinh** · 04-14-13 04:50

Originally Posted by Gorilla69 [View Original Post]

My current regular and I have established a relationship that is beginning to feel like a real one, not a hooker / john one. Yes, she is a lot younger than me, but I would hope so, right? She has baggage, but I have an entire cargo truck full of baggage. We have similar interests, she is educated and well spoken, dresses up nice and does not look like a hooker at all. She has a real job now and an apartment. We are now officially really dating. What do you think? Am I fooling myself? Not thinking about the M word as I am still trying to finish off my last marriage, but relationship. Maybe live together later.

Any thoughts? Am I just horny and lonely?

If your reg's name is Stephy, chances are she will leave you once your money is gone from being a sugar daddy.

**Gorilla69** · 04-13-13 22:02

Originally Posted by Jackie11 [View Original Post]

Have fun with it while it last, I had one of those too, as long as I had the money went good, she was doing massage, when we meet, she said she would stop, doing sensual massage, but she just couldn't, too much money and temptation. She tried to do a good job, but to many regulars calling and tempting with the money, didn't last long, didn't care how much money I had. But if you have the means to put it all behind you and don't care, about calls and etc, then good luck to ya. Some one once said, . Once a hooker always a hooker.

Sort of GF. Need to keep her in $$ though. I think it will be fun while it lasts. Not looking to fall in love.

**Jackie11** · 04-11-13 20:34

Originally Posted by Gorilla69 [View Original Post]

My current regular and I have established a relationship that is beginning to feel like a real one, not a hooker / john one. Yes, she is a lot younger than me, but I would hope so, right? She has baggage, but I have an entire cargo truck full of baggage. We have similar interests, she is educated and well spoken, dresses up nice and does not look like a hooker at all. She has a real job now and an apartment. We are now officially really dating. What do you think? Am I fooling myself? Not thinking about the M word as I am still trying to finish off my last marriage, but relationship. Maybe live together later.

Any thoughts? Am I just horny and lonely?

Have fun with it while it last, I had one of those too, as long as I had the money went good, she was doing massage, when we meet, she said she would stop, doing sensual massage, but she just couldn't, too much money and temptation. She tried to do a good job, but to many regulars calling and tempting with the money, didn't last long, didn't care how much money I had. But if you have the means to put it all behind you and don't care, about calls and etc, then good luck to ya. Some one once said, . Once a hooker always a hooker.

**Gorilla69** · 04-11-13 19:37

My current regular and I have established a relationship that is beginning to feel like a real one, not a hooker / john one. Yes, she is a lot younger than me, but I would hope so, right? She has baggage, but I have an entire cargo truck full of baggage. We have similar interests, she is educated and well spoken, dresses up nice and does not look like a hooker at all. She has a real job now and an apartment. We are now officially really dating. What do you think? Am I fooling myself? Not thinking about the M word as I am still trying to finish off my last marriage, but relationship. Maybe live together later.

Any thoughts? Am I just horny and lonely?

**Param Ahmad** · 04-10-13 15:27

This report is over 2 years old (October 18, 2010) but still contains a useful warning: After raiding a massage parlor, police began running it and arresting customers who came asking for sexual contact, apparently including "happy endings". Be careful how you phrase your requests!

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/artic...lor-889149.php

I saw a similar report in a New York newspaper about something called "operation inside" in which New York City police officers raided and then began running a massage parlor, arresting massage parlor customers after they sought sexual contact with female police officers posing as masseuses.

**Johnny Wasatch** · 01-07-13 01:35

Wow. This is a hilarious book. Thanks for the tip!

Originally Posted by Gorilla69 [View Original Post]

I ran across this on Amazon. It is only published as a Kindle book. It looks like it is reasonably well written and true. OK, he may have embellished, but who doesn't. I have not read much yet.

http://amzn.com/B006R7FTR4

We should all have a copy. Many of us could write one.

**Gorilla69** · 01-06-13 14:59

I ran across this on Amazon. It is only published as a Kindle book. It looks like it is reasonably well written and true. OK, he may have embellished, but who doesn't. I have not read much yet.

http://amzn.com/B006R7FTR4

We should all have a copy. Many of us could write one.

**Gorilla69** · 12-28-12 15:26

OK, I have been on and off the wagon over the last three years. I love mongering, but have a difficult time finding the right girl for me. I like to be a regular and had a girl who I hit it off with. Hell, she even called me her ATF (all time favorite) john. I loved doing her in all the ways she liked being done and we both enjoyed our time together. She was not eve expensive as BP girls go. Now she has disappeared. No trace, NONE. Phone off, etc. I drove by her place a couple of times and her car is gone.

So, that is that. She is gone. How do I get her out of my mind? The latest girl is a pale shadow compared to her, even if she is fun and gets me off just fine it just ain't the same. Sigh. An I whining? Yeah, I am.

Any ideas?

**Tahoe Dan** · 03-16-12 19:53

So whos going hooker hunting tonight or this weekend whats up with the blondes I talked about anyone know them is there any new strolls or anyone pick up any backpage hos or what let me know what you see out there

**Tahoe Dan** · 02-24-12 19:30

March 2nd dreamgirls at foxes is opening back up owned by deja vu so get your boners ready

**Lone Biker** · 12-20-11 13:50

Originally Posted by PolygamyMonger [View Original Post]

Okay mongers, what do you prefer a woman's coochie to be:

Trimmed, bald, or natural?

Came across this article:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/natio...n-there/46119/

Do share your expertise, fellow mongers.

PM

I've always felt that shaved cooch looks unnatural, and mimicking the vagina of a seven-year-old does not add to my enjoyment. If a lady is very hairy and wants to trim up the edges or length, fine. But I want enough hair left over it will basically look natural.

**PolygamyMonger** · 12-14-11 05:59

Okay mongers, what do you prefer a woman's coochie to be:

trimmed, bald, or natural?

Came across this article:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/natio...n-there/46119/

Do share your expertise, fellow mongers

PM

**Beetle Bug** · 07-09-11 04:28

So, apparently the 5-0 has nothing better to do in the world than fight crime in the big city. From today's Seattle Times:

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Owner, employees of Java Juggs espresso busted in sting.

The owner of Java Juggs espresso stands has been, well, busted along with several employees after police said some baristas exposed themselves to customers, according to Edmonds police.

Police launched an undercover investigation last fall after receiving several complaints about baristas exposing themselves to customers at a stand Highway 99 and 212th Street Southwest. The investigation ended last week with the arrest of four employees, including the business owner, on charges that include prostitution and unlawful exposure.

Edmonds police posed as customers to obtain videos of several violations during the course of this investigation. Most of the violations involved employees exposing themselves to customers for large tips, police said. Some of the violations involved physical contact between baristas and customers in exchange for money, police said.

Police said the owner of the business, a 49-year-old Snohomish woman who owns three Java Juggs stands in Edmonds and South Everett, was booked into jail last week for investigation of three counts of prostitution and one count of permitting prostitution, police said.

Three additional employees who have not been arrested will be facing charges as well, police said.

Two years ago, police in Everett busted several baristas at the Grab-N-Go espresso stand for similar reasons. One barista eventually pleaded guilty to working without an adult entertainment license and was sentenced to 20 days in jail. Charges against four other baristas will be dropped if they stay out of trouble through May 2012.