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[RookieMonger]

I need your help my fellow mongers!

Who is the BP chick (blondish hair) that was going to be moving to Florida? I remember reading that she was a squirter & would to use her toys during the session. I can not remember her name but I would love to give her a call is she's still up this way. I believe she was in the Towson area.

Thanks, Rook

[Rockman 2000]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...nde-46/6459564

I have posted here before on her. She is 55, thats what she told me, she is tall and anything but slender. She is also very strange. Enough said, some guys have had a good time there I felt wierd the whole time and I didn't like thinking I was seeing a 40 year old slim hottie and saw a 55 year old heavy set woman. Good luck.

[Member #4966]

And I thought I've done some crazy stuff. Ever heard of AIDS? I agree with Mr. Newbie Lurker. Normally I don't judge, but WTF?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...tie-22/6285253

Read enough reviews to know that the pics were fake, but I don't think the previous reviews really go far enough to warn you away from this one. Ad copy is:

Hey there gentlemen I'm a sexy, sophisticated, upscale busty brunnette provider.

I have a sweet, bubbly personality and I love building exciting new relationships!

I'm your perfect life size busty brunette barbie! You will enjoy my sweet and friendly attitude, and I never rush,

Allowing you to relax and enjoy our time together.

Soft sweet voice, and embracing passionate touch.

Don't forget to ask aboutmy hott specials.

Xoxoxoxo.

Chelsea.

<phone number

I will vouch for her being friendly enough, but aside from the huge naturals she's. Nothing- like the pics in this ad. Darker hair, darker skin, not nearly as cute and less shapely. I probably would have walked away at the door but I didn't have time to start over that afternoon so I took the plunge. Mic skills were okay, but then, when it was finally time for action only then did she warn me "I just had an abortion, so there may be a little blood." I was annoyed that she hadn't mentioned this up front, but with protection I'm not afraid of a little blood. Only thing was, after finishing it was not a "little" blood but a fair deal. I almost asked whether "just had an abortion" meant earlier that afternoon. Shuddering, I cleaned up and bailed.

$.2 wasted for 1/2 hour of my life and another reason to stop giving these Backpage girls the time of day.

[Pussy Romper]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-nw-24/6330678

This young lady went by Trish and was in Parkville by the Burger King for awhile. Saw her several times. Last time I saw her she seemed to be having a rough time. Any info?

Good: Looks like pics, No up sell, Reliable, Nice mic skills, Clean except for the smoke.

Bad: House she stayed at before was usually dirty, She seemed to be going downhill

[Shade Snake]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ial-19/6418063

Don't bother with her. Set up an appointment with the * and repeatedly tried to contact her again for half an hour, but never had an answer. The third bad experience in a row with these damn ******. My first attempt was made with some outcall girl who never called me back even though she kept on insisting that she will. Another failed attempt come when this black girl made me wait 20 extra minutes and then went I came to her room, not only was she beastly looking, but she demanded an upcharge by $50 (I naturally left). Maybe I should take this as a sign of some sort.

[Argonui]

I'm not typically one to participate in the stupid chatter that plagues this review board, but you have a weak grasp of the meaning of the word 'literally. ' As has already been suggested, maybe you should return to lurking.

The guy said there was so much blood it seemed like her abortion had happened within the past few hours. That would mean that he was probably literally fucking the remnants of her abortion. Sorry for thinking this is fucked up. There's no accounting for the fetishes of the dudes on this board.

[Spring87]

Hey everyone. Just wondering if anyone has seen Ashley?

I've seen her post for a couple weeks now and all my searches have led to ads on other sites but no reviews! Just seeing if anyone had any info?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-23-23/6363636

[Symptom Addict]

Sarcastic? I wasn't being sarcastic at all. The dude said he literally fucked the remnants of this girl's abortion. I've read a lot of fucked up shit on this board, but this took the cake.

I'm not typically one to participate in the stupid chatter that plagues this review board, but you have a weak grasp of the meaning of the word 'literally. ' As has already been suggested, maybe you should return to lurking.

[Punished]

But most of us didn't sponge free information for several years (by his own admission) before finally chiming in to make a sarcastic remark about someone else's review with our first post.

Pun, do you really believe this post was about that lurker getting his feet wet before unleashing a torrent of useful information?

I have not released any information to him. He has not asked for anything from me of yet but that does not mean that I would not guide him to a place on the site where he can read and find it. It is not that serious dude. It is all just the way that you treat others on here. We all sit from behind a computer and discuss this fun that we have and give info for others to follow our lead. You have to remember that not all 1 post guys are newbies to the game, they might be just newbies to the site. I think that we forget that sometime. I am not saying that I help everyone when they ask for it, if they do it in a respectful way I usually lead them in the right direction but I do not give it to them outright. I had 20 years of mongering before I even knew of this site and had others call me a newbie on this site. I remember those days and feel that I do not have to treat others that way. If that makes sense then good and if it does not then I am sorry that you feel differently.

Nothing Further on this subject Bro. The new years is coming up and I am heading to Vegas for a long needed vacation from a long year of work. Nothing is going to stress me out.

[EumYang]

I see that Nova's ad is back up:

http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6495573

I think someone here asked about her. I saw Nova last month. Pics are old. She's not as fit, maybe 15 lbs. Heavier. Incall was in a house converted to apartments. Friendly personality. Her base rate ($ 1/4 for an hr.) is for massage (plus HJ) only. No HH sessions. For FS it's 60 more roses.

The massage was okay, nothing to write home about. Note: only one bell ring allowed, so pace yourself. I can't do two in an hour these days; nevertheless I didn't like this rule. While she was friendly enough and allowed BBBJ and DFK, because of the old pics and the one pop rule I probably won't repeat.

[Argonui]

But most of us didn't sponge free information for several years (by his own admission) before finally chiming in to make a sarcastic remark about someone else's review with our first post.

Pun, do you really believe this post was about that lurker getting his feet wet before unleashing a torrent of useful information?

Sarcastic? I wasn't being sarcastic at all. The dude said he literally fucked the remnants of this girl's abortion. I've read a lot of fucked up shit on this board, but this took the cake.

[Bunker Buster]

He has to start somewhere dude. We all started with 1 post.

But most of us didn't sponge free information for several years (by his own admission) before finally chiming in to make a sarcastic remark about someone else's review with our first post.

Pun, do you really believe this post was about that lurker getting his feet wet before unleashing a torrent of useful information?

[Milfsalot]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...lle-19/5036923

Anyone every had a dream about this chic. Let me kno how your dream was

This chick is a street ho. Not saying that in a bad way. Just saying there is no need to pay BP prices for something you can find on the street for alot cheaper. Give a great BBBJ so scoop her if you ever see her on the steet

[Adobe James]

Both jada's are using stolen pictures so be aware of that.

http://escortphonesearch.com/443-931-1266/

Here is another resource to look up past ads associated with a telephone number

Thanks. No results for first Jada's "5 seven 1 two one 3 eight 7 three six." Still tempted, but cautious.

[DCHung]

Anyone have any thoughts on this one?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...eds-20/6410195

This is an ebony provider named Jada, listed in the Body Rubs section. It's a little confusing, because there's a different ebony body rubs provider named Jada working out of BWI / Linthicum.

I've done searches on the first Jada's number and have found nothing on her at all. Tempted to just go for it.

Both jada's are using stolen pictures so be aware of that.

http://escortphonesearch.com/443-931-1266/

Here is another resource to look up past ads associated with a telephone number