Massage Parlor Reports

**Angai** · 12-25-12 16:27

I took a scroll down chicago ave my first choice I made an appointment for 7:30pm. I suppose someone was as bored as I was that chilly evening because he stole my appointment the mama-san told me I had a 50min wait. I told her that would not do and left her appearence scared me anyway if that were the masseuse it was a godsend this bloke had taken her from me. I walk a couple blocks down to a familiar place I seldom visit. This was specifically what I needed for the dull evening a lovely lady by the name of angela was absolutely hilarious though I understood like 80% what she was saying she was quite the social bunny for her poor english.

She told me a story about this nice guy who had a penis the size of her forearm and he was saying he never slept with a woman because whenever they saw it they refused LOL. I was cracking up she was also telling me about this fine lesbian chick that has been stalking her and sexually harassing her LOL. She was quite a character she refused to provide extras however claiming that I was too big, which I took as a polite rejection. It was. 6 for the standard affair there I usually do. 4 but she was a lot of fun so I didn't mind.

Overall excellent massage you can tell she actually well trained and HE was just as impressive as the massage. Of course I will repeat perhaps not with her though because I was in the mood for FS.

**Hrodebert** · 12-25-12 01:24

I returned for my second class of Pilates. The replacement instructor name was, may be, Lisa. She was a BBW who was just as round in the middle as she was in the top. She was also homely as sin. She went through the massage fast and without technique, and hurried to the finish. Her manual skill was a 3, and she handled marbles like they were made of stone. She did do digital but that didn't help. Would not repeat this class! Door fee plus. 4.

**Angai** · 12-24-12 18:56

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Previous post say no! RTFF and ye shall find the sacred truth! Works for me any way!

Thanks! That would have been a real disappointment I like using korean with korean masseuse since I have been taking classes.

**StayPuff** · 12-24-12 16:17

Originally Posted by REYdogg [View Original Post]

Is that $60 on top of $40?

Her basic massage is $80 for half hour and $100 for an hour. If you want the next upgrade it's $60 on top of that.

Originally Posted by FrenchPrince [View Original Post]

I dreamed I traveled to a nondescript office west of western (which would be Humboldt Park. Not "West Bucktown")

Considering the amount of ambiguity used on this board, don't take this the wrong way, but you splitting hairs on this detail is pretty funny.

Anyway thanks for the repost. Her stomach didn't seem as big as he makes it sounds (I didn't pay any attention to it) but the 4 or 5 sounds about right. I still stand by what I said about her massage on the front side though. But I'm pretty new to this so take it with a grain of salt.

**Raoul Duke** · 12-24-12 15:09

Originally Posted by Member202 [View Original Post]

Coco left her ashland ave location and is now in florida. I saw her just before she left and talked to her after she moved. Did not sound like she had any plans to return.

Can't blame her for moving given Chicago's crummy weather. In the event that you have contact with her, and she returns for a visit, I would be happy to book her for an entire day.

**Gopher88** · 12-24-12 12:54

Marry Christmas To All, And Happy Hunting in 2013

**Magooski** · 12-24-12 12:51

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ng-25/13923319

I was wondering if anyone has ever been here and if they can confirm if they are real koreans? I find it odd that this is a korean massage salon in China town. I may check it out next week.

Previous post say no! RTFF and ye shall find the sacred truth! Works for me any way!

**StayPuff** · 12-24-12 12:13

Originally Posted by REYdogg [View Original Post]

Is that $60 on top of $40?

Sorry left that part out. When I went she said $80 for 1/2 hour and $100 for an hour for her basic service. If you want the next upgrade, it's $60 on top of that. I only got the basic so I can't tell you how the upgraded massage is. I didn't know what to expect as she was the first massage I've gotten so I only brought as much listed in the ad.

Originally Posted by FrenchPrince [View Original Post]

I dreamed I traveled to a nondescript office west of western (which would be Humboldt Park. Not "West Bucktown").

Are you guys really that Anal about neighborhood boundaries? LOL Her ad says Bucktown, cut me some slack here.

Anyway sounds like I'm not as picky / harsh as BigDog16 is. She definitely isn't a 10 or even a 7, but he makes it sound like her stomach was big enough to be carrying triplets. Her stomach didn't stick out nearly as much as her chest did so for me it's not a dealbreaker. But I stand by what I said about the work on the front. Granted I am still new to this, so take that with a grain of salt.

**Angai** · 12-24-12 01:29

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ng-25/13923319

I was wondering if anyone has ever been here and if they can confirm if they are real koreans? I find it odd that this is a korean massage salon in China town. I may check it out next week.

**Angai** · 12-24-12 01:15

Originally Posted by FrenchPrince [View Original Post]

From my experience, friendly latinas, means fake pictures, bad services etc.

I went there sheesh. Maybe a year and a half ago. It was interesting shabby apartment which was dimly lit with candles after wondering if a sacrificial ritual was about to be performed on me I laid face down on the floor mat. Service was as cheap as it came a 4 hand was. 5 if I recall and the HE was. 2 and twice that if it was by both of them. I opted just for the single one which was given by the older lady there was a younger cute girl there that I regreted not getting both after the ramifications set in. I couldn't help but think the second was going to use my face as a makeshift Sybian though. The only reason I didn't repeat was because it was too low and the uncovered HE actually scared the $hit out of me. If I could drink from the lake so easily so could others and if too many congregate pedators are sure to pollute it. (that was a metaphor if you don't get it don't think too hard)

**Member202** · 12-23-12 21:37

Coco left her ashland ave location and is now in florida. I saw her just before she left and talked to her after she moved. Did not sound like she had any plans to return.

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke [View Original Post]

Someone told me there's a Coco working there, so I called to see if she's the same Coco from 7*. No dice.

**Raoul Duke** · 12-23-12 20:02

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Ft Lauderdale? Any word on the whereabouts of her friend, Angela? I adore that girl.

I'm such a bonehead, Angela offered me her number and I didn't take it; I figured she wasn't going anywhere. My bad. Sweet woman with a good sense of humor.

**Raoul Duke** · 12-23-12 19:59

Originally Posted by JimJames [View Original Post]

The Coco I think you are talking about is now in Ft Lauderdale Florida.

JJ

That would sadden me. She had bangs, nice bod, killer butt, probably around 30. Nice woman.

**FrenchPrince** · 12-23-12 18:11

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

New guy here. Been following this forum and checking out Massage Places for the past couple of months or so.

I visited Jess in west bucktown (773-XXX-XX09) for a half hour. She looks nothing like the pictures in her ad of course, she's older brunette and not as thin in the waist, but still proportioned. The place isn't upscale at all, and looks a little worn compared to other places, but she still was good about washing her hands and hygenie. She is below average when massaging you face down, but when you flip over she was actually one of the better massage therapist I've been to, and she is a bit more creative with her technique than other massage therapists I been to (but not too creative). She has a decent personality, and I ended up having a fun time. I paid $80 for half hour massage and ended up tipping another $40. I'll return again but it will probably be when I get frustrated with going to pretty massage therapists that don't know what they are doing.

The best description for this girl, Jess, or, Suzy, (it is the same person) is dream described by BigDog16 #4219 :

, This is a complete waste of time. I dreamed I traveled to a nondescript office west of western (which would be Humboldt Park. Not "West Bucktown"). I was greeted by "Tatianna" who has seen better days. .80 for 30 minutes. I then entered a freezing room."Suzy" entered. Disingenuously concerned about my well being. However, she is probably a 4 or 5. Big boobs but an equally big gut (not stomach. A gut). I thought of the old Three Stooges episode where Curly had a barrell of beer strapped to his stomach. That is how she looked. She reminded me of a villain from the bar scene of Star Wars. The massage was totally lame. She then wanted even more money. I resigned myself at this point that I had indeed taken one for the team so I politely declined and had her finish the massage. I contemplated farting in her face while she was rubbing down there but decided against it. Put on my clothes and went to see an old reliable. 80 poorer but immensely wealthy in experience. Stay away. You have been warned. Anyone posting anything positive about these "ladies" is obviously a shill,

She uses those two ad below:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs.ls-21/12276253

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-26/12608353