Massage Parlor Reports

**FrenchPrince** · 12-23-12 18:11

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

New guy here. Been following this forum and checking out Massage Places for the past couple of months or so.

I visited Jess in west bucktown (773-XXX-XX09) for a half hour. She looks nothing like the pictures in her ad of course, she's older brunette and not as thin in the waist, but still proportioned. The place isn't upscale at all, and looks a little worn compared to other places, but she still was good about washing her hands and hygenie. She is below average when massaging you face down, but when you flip over she was actually one of the better massage therapist I've been to, and she is a bit more creative with her technique than other massage therapists I been to (but not too creative). She has a decent personality, and I ended up having a fun time. I paid $80 for half hour massage and ended up tipping another $40. I'll return again but it will probably be when I get frustrated with going to pretty massage therapists that don't know what they are doing.

The best description for this girl, Jess, or, Suzy, (it is the same person) is dream described by BigDog16 #4219 :

, This is a complete waste of time. I dreamed I traveled to a nondescript office west of western (which would be Humboldt Park. Not "West Bucktown"). I was greeted by "Tatianna" who has seen better days. .80 for 30 minutes. I then entered a freezing room."Suzy" entered. Disingenuously concerned about my well being. However, she is probably a 4 or 5. Big boobs but an equally big gut (not stomach. A gut). I thought of the old Three Stooges episode where Curly had a barrell of beer strapped to his stomach. That is how she looked. She reminded me of a villain from the bar scene of Star Wars. The massage was totally lame. She then wanted even more money. I resigned myself at this point that I had indeed taken one for the team so I politely declined and had her finish the massage. I contemplated farting in her face while she was rubbing down there but decided against it. Put on my clothes and went to see an old reliable. 80 poorer but immensely wealthy in experience. Stay away. You have been warned. Anyone posting anything positive about these "ladies" is obviously a shill,

She uses those two ad below:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs.ls-21/12276253

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-26/12608353

**Spawn1982** · 12-23-12 17:22

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

Witch Mercy you talking about? Cindy and Judith don't ring a bell.

The new Mercy at Bridgeport by 36th Halsted. Sophie also works there and Mae does acupuncture there. Its $40 for 60 min check craigslist :-0

**Humpfree** · 12-23-12 13:58

Marry Christmas To all, And to all have great day.

**Humpfree** · 12-23-12 13:55

Originally Posted by Spawn1982 [View Original Post]

Hi guys had a great experience with Judith. She is a new girl. She said she was new but seem to be experience. She let me roam and WOW I have never touch titties so hot. I think she was hornier than me. She did a great finish. This was this past Monday and I call all week and don't know what happen to her. I also seen Cindy past week, seen her a couple times and I am a little confused. She always puts her pussy right into my elbow or by my hands (is this normal) does she not realize she is doing it. At first I thought it was an accident but she keeps doing it, she is very nice and talks to me about her husband. I try to be respectful when they don't want to do extras, never force anything, she also turns the heater bed super super hot, leaves me uncover when my face is down, massages my ass like crazy, her hands are getting super hot. Well I started roaming and I just couldn't resists any longer and just started touching her inner thighs, she didn't resists but when I try to grab more ups he kinda move away. On the flip side she had a huge smile and started conversating as if nothing just happen. I grab her hands and said she was cold, I plain out told her are you going to leave me hanging like this, she said I can't I am married. Left me with some big blue balls. Well I call yesterday for cindy and told me she was leaving early. She did legit great massages but I think she kinda started something she couldn't finish. Any opinions, advice would be appreciated.

Witch Mercy you talking about? Cindy and Judith don't ring a bell.

**Casper27** · 12-23-12 13:33

Did two stops yesterday on Ashland mainly because I was just out of it on tequila. First stop seven heaven's spa horrible massage from an old Asian woman I went for the hour because I thought I would get the woman at the front a Latina with a nice ass but it wasn't meant to be she just led me to the room and in came an old fugly Asian woman like I said one of the worst massage I've ever gotten. Stop number two was across the street papasan always take care of me and knows what I need. This time I got a skinny Asian woman absolutely no body no roaming allowed but she did give me what I was looking for you can pm me for name as others have visited there and have gotten nothing as always remember YMMV cause no matter how long I take to go back there papasan always remembers me and knows what I'm there for but most of the girls don't provide anything to someone unknown or someone papasan doesn't tell them to treat good. Stay safe my fellow mongers and have a happy holiday.

**BenBeck** · 12-23-12 13:23

Originally Posted by JimJames [View Original Post]

The Coco I think you are talking about is now in Ft Lauderdale Florida.

JJ

Ft Lauderdale? Any word on the whereabouts of her friend, Angela? I adore that girl.

**JimJames** · 12-23-12 12:03

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke [View Original Post]

Someone told me there was a Coco working there, so I called to see if it was the same Coco from 7. It wasn't.

The Coco I think you are talking about is now in Ft Lauderdale Florida.

JJ

**Raoul Duke** · 12-23-12 11:58

Someone told me there's a Coco working there, so I called to see if she's the same Coco from 7*. No dice.

**REYdogg** · 12-23-12 10:53

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

I been to see Vanessa. I don't think that's her in all of the pictures, but if you don't mind thick girls, she has a nice body. Cute face. Great personality. She seems new to the Massage industry and is a lot more personable (and possibly naive) than others. Based on what she said it would suggest she's not going to be doing this for much longer and this is only temporary (no idea if it's true or not, could be a marketing ploy to get people to return asap). I got the impression she's more of the conservative side. I only got a basic massage, but there was an option for an upgrade (I didn't bring enough money for it. $60 extra). I will return though and try it out.

Is that $60 on top of $40?

**StayPuff** · 12-23-12 01:30

Originally Posted by XGames98 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any reviews on Vanessa?

I been to see Vanessa. I don't think that's her in all of the pictures, but if you don't mind thick girls, she has a nice body. Cute face. Great personality. She seems new to the Massage industry and is a lot more personable (and possibly naive) than others. Based on what she said it would suggest she's not going to be doing this for much longer and this is only temporary (no idea if it's true or not, could be a marketing ploy to get people to return asap). I got the impression she's more of the conservative side. I only got a basic massage, but there was an option for an upgrade (I didn't bring enough money for it. $60 extra). I will return though and try it out.

**Monger1234** · 12-23-12 00:35

Dreams south burbs.

Dreamt over in worth. Place was ran by hot asian chicks about 21yr old. No xtras ever. Next dream was in chi ridge. Deja vu; same dream, except they were white girls. No xtras.

Dreamt over in hick hillz. Gimmick is to rile you up, but you have the end the dream by without their help. Same deal for another orland park provider. Young chicks.

A few that left hick hillz are now in a hidden office bldg down the road in palos. Same. Tease and want you to end dream w / o help.

Two AMP's end the dream. One in tinley and one in orland park.

Need help, PM me

**StayPuff** · 12-23-12 00:33

New guy here. Been following this forum and checking out Massage Places for the past couple of months or so.

I visited Jess in west bucktown (773-XXX-XX09) for a half hour. She looks nothing like the pictures in her ad of course, she's older brunette and not as thin in the waist, but still proportioned. The place isn't upscale at all, and looks a little worn compared to other places, but she still was good about washing her hands and hygenie. She is below average when massaging you face down, but when you flip over she was actually one of the better massage therapist I've been to, and she is a bit more creative with her technique than other massage therapists I been to (but not too creative). She has a decent personality, and I ended up having a fun time. I paid $80 for half hour massage and ended up tipping another $40. I'll return again but it will probably be when I get frustrated with going to pretty massage therapists that don't know what they are doing.

**Chi Troll** · 12-22-12 22:53

Originally Posted by Rob2007 [View Original Post]

Decent place average girls, rates reasonable.

Is it in Chicago?

Am I getting warmer?

**Spawn1982** · 12-22-12 15:31

Hi guys had a great experience with Judith. She is a new girl. She said she was new but seem to be experience. She let me roam and WOW I have never touch titties so hot. I think she was hornier than me. She did a great finish. This was this past Monday and I call all week and don't know what happen to her. I also seen Cindy past week, seen her a couple times and I am a little confused. She always puts her pussy right into my elbow or by my hands (is this normal) does she not realize she is doing it. At first I thought it was an accident but she keeps doing it, she is very nice and talks to me about her husband. I try to be respectful when they don't want to do extras, never force anything, she also turns the heater bed super super hot, leaves me uncover when my face is down, massages my ass like crazy, her hands are getting super hot. Well I started roaming and I just couldn't resists any longer and just started touching her inner thighs, she didn't resists but when I try to grab more ups he kinda move away. On the flip side she had a huge smile and started conversating as if nothing just happen. I grab her hands and said she was cold, I plain out told her are you going to leave me hanging like this, she said I can't I am married. Left me with some big blue balls. Well I call yesterday for cindy and told me she was leaving early. She did legit great massages but I think she kinda started something she couldn't finish. Any opinions, advice would be appreciated.