Massage Parlor Reports

**Mikaeles** · 12-23-12 14:23

AMPs have been a rip off the last 10 years imo. I can always get better service from outside an AMP. And they are correct you need to try and see jadexxx from these forums she is the best Asian provider I have ever seen!

Originally Posted by TRowePrice [View Original Post]

This is the crap I'm talking about, I am not liking AMP at all, I got duped about $$.40 total from FO on mills and only was allowed to hit it from the back and then light massage and out the door, had me use my own rubbers, paid a hour but was in and out in 30 mins. I really hate my Asian cravings

Really going to avoid them now on, I think we (men) need to band and avoid, focus on valid providers, causing the fake chicks either step and perform or pack and move.

Now I can get GFE for less, ill give my girl the same exact coin, she will really love me long.

**TheeeGentleman** · 12-23-12 14:07

Dreamt about an AMP at 4554 S Kirkman. The lady was nothing much to look at. Actually, she was middle aged and stocky. Gave a really great hard massage for only $60 per hour. I closed my eyes for a few, and left happy. I'd recommend for a great hard massage; close your eyes for a few and its a bargain to leave very relaxed.

**Sundvd** · 12-23-12 12:33

Originally Posted by TRowePrice [View Original Post]

This is the crap I'm talking about, I am not liking AMP at all, I got duped about $$.40 total from FO on mills and only was allowed to hit it from the back and then light massage and out the door, had me use my own rubbers, paid a hour but was in and out in 30 mins. I really hate my Asian cravings

Really going to avoid them now on, I think we (men) need to band and avoid, focus on valid providers, causing the fake chicks either step and perform or pack and move.

Now I can get GFE for less, ill give my girl the same exact coin, she will really love me long.

Sounds to me like you need to go see Jade. Good luck she's hard to get ahold of.

**MrFuat** · 12-23-12 05:30

Originally Posted by TopGun9181 [View Original Post]

So do to overworking my self this weekend I want to know if anyone knows any AMP where the lady walks on your back. PM me for the info.

Thanks

Lisa does a fair walk on back and thighs. Rubee stands next to you on the table and hits the pressure points one legged (really hard!). Call because-mos ahead and ask for either, some rooms have ceiling rails.

**TRowePrice** · 12-22-12 20:41

This is the crap I'm talking about, I am not liking AMP at all, I got duped about $$.40 total from FO on mills and only was allowed to hit it from the back and then light massage and out the door, had me use my own rubbers, paid a hour but was in and out in 30 mins. I really hate my Asian cravings

Really going to avoid them now on, I think we (men) need to band and avoid, focus on valid providers, causing the fake chicks either step and perform or pack and move.

Now I can get GFE for less, ill give my girl the same exact coin, she will really love me long.

Originally Posted by Ricky James1 [View Original Post]

So, yesterday I had the worst AMP day I believe I've ever had. I was in the mood for some intimate female interaction so I went to one of my favorite places. B Sister Spa. I hadn't been in 3 months, but always had a good time there with a girl there and would call it a GFE AMP experience. So, I get there and my girl isn't there so I take a new one. Her name was Carol. Avoid this girl like the plague! It started off nice enough with some good chatting during the massage. I eventually removed the towel and she was attentive to butt. On the flip I'm lying there nude with no towel and she starts massaging my chest and stomach. I move my hand over to touch her while telling her how nice her hands feel and you would have thought I'd tasered her the way she jumped back from the table. Obviously a bad sign. She continued massage the front of my legs and stomach some more so I was hopefully that at least a HE was going to occur, but with no touching her since I've had that happen before in other places. But, she just finished up and said "all done" and walked out the door! So, I get up with a semi-hard junior and get dressed. She comes in and notices no tip left and asks about it. I told her that if she wants tips she needs to make sure I'm happy. She didn't like that at all. I just walked out and left with a case of blue balls. Why would I tip for nothing? I already paid the $80 for the massage so we're all square there.

So, I head out to Yu-Yu massage parlor since it's relatively close by. Figured that had to be guaranteed, although I thought B-Sister would have been to based on previous experiences. I get to Yu-Yu and of course a new girl I don't recognize is at the counter. I ask for a massage and she responds 1 or 1/2 hr. I say 1/2 hr and she says "we don't have 1 hr how about 1/2 hr". That was weird so I repeated 1/2 hour. She says "we don't have 1/2 hr right now". It appeared to me that she was quite high on something while talking to me. Conversation made no sense and only 1 car in the parking lot so I find it hard to believe they were busy. So, I leave and as I'm backing out I noticed her (I assume it was her since the windows on tinted and it was dark) watching me.

At this point, I rack my mind on where else to go. Thought about the Semoran / Colonial area, but I hadn't done any recent research on those places and didn't want to strike out again. Plus, I had to meet some friends out for drinks. So, I pulled into a shopping center and parked far away. I then unzipped, pulled out junior, and rubbed one out real quick into a napkin since there was no way I could meet up with friends and enjoy myself until I had the release I'd been anticipating! I tipped myself $40 since I'd done such a swell job and used both hands.

**Member #4882** · 12-22-12 19:34

Good girl good effort aima to please and that all I got to say about that.

**TopGun9181** · 12-22-12 17:27

So do to overworking my self this weekend I want to know if anyone knows any AMP where the lady walks on your back. PM me for the info.

Thanks

**JoanLuv** · 12-22-12 15:46

Originally Posted by Ricky James1 [View Original Post]

So, yesterday I had the worst AMP day I believe I've ever had. I was in the mood for some intimate female interaction so I went to one of my favorite places. B Sister Spa. I hadn't been in 3 months, but always had a good time there with a girl there and would call it a GFE AMP experience. So, I get there and my girl isn't there so I take a new one. Her name was Carol. Avoid this girl like the plague! It started off nice enough with some good chatting during the massage. I eventually removed the towel and she was attentive to butt. On the flip I'm lying there nude with no towel and she starts massaging my chest and stomach. I move my hand over to touch her while telling her how nice her hands feel and you would have thought I'd tasered her the way she jumped back from the table. Obviously a bad sign. She continued massage the front of my legs and stomach some more so I was hopefully that at least a HE was going to occur, but with no touching her since I've had that happen before in other places. But, she just finished up and said "all done" and walked out the door! So, I get up with a semi-hard junior and get dressed. She comes in and notices no tip left and asks about it. I told her that if she wants tips she needs to make sure I'm happy. She didn't like that at all. I just walked out and left with a case of blue balls. Why would I tip for nothing? I already paid the $80 for the massage so we're all square there.

So, I head out to Yu-Yu massage parlor since it's relatively close by. Figured that had to be guaranteed, although I thought B-Sister would have been to based on previous experiences. I get to Yu-Yu and of course a new girl I don't recognize is at the counter. I ask for a massage and she responds 1 or 1/2 hr. I say 1/2 hr and she says "we don't have 1 hr how about 1/2 hr". That was weird so I repeated 1/2 hour. She says "we don't have 1/2 hr right now". It appeared to me that she was quite high on something while talking to me. Conversation made no sense and only 1 car in the parking lot so I find it hard to believe they were busy. So, I leave and as I'm backing out I noticed her (I assume it was her since the windows on tinted and it was dark) watching me.

At this point, I rack my mind on where else to go. Thought about the Semoran / Colonial area, but I hadn't done any recent research on those places and didn't want to strike out again. Plus, I had to meet some friends out for drinks. So, I pulled into a shopping center and parked far away. I then unzipped, pulled out junior, and rubbed one out real quick into a napkin since there was no way I could meet up with friends and enjoy myself until I had the release I'd been anticipating! I tipped myself $40 since I'd done such a swell job and used both hands.

I'm sorry for the bad experience in both MPs, but couldn't resist the laugh! Good job tipping your self! U are amazing Hun!

Xoxoxxooxo

**Steve Pope** · 12-22-12 15:34

3rd owner, they are open again. Mount Dora / Tavares, SR 441. PM for the good, bad, and the details.

SP

**Ricky James1** · 12-22-12 14:46

So, yesterday I had the worst AMP day I believe I've ever had. I was in the mood for some intimate female interaction so I went to one of my favorite places. B Sister Spa. I hadn't been in 3 months, but always had a good time there with a girl there and would call it a GFE AMP experience. So, I get there and my girl isn't there so I take a new one. Her name was Carol. Avoid this girl like the plague! It started off nice enough with some good chatting during the massage. I eventually removed the towel and she was attentive to butt. On the flip I'm lying there nude with no towel and she starts massaging my chest and stomach. I move my hand over to touch her while telling her how nice her hands feel and you would have thought I'd tasered her the way she jumped back from the table. Obviously a bad sign. She continued massage the front of my legs and stomach some more so I was hopefully that at least a HE was going to occur, but with no touching her since I've had that happen before in other places. But, she just finished up and said "all done" and walked out the door! So, I get up with a semi-hard junior and get dressed. She comes in and notices no tip left and asks about it. I told her that if she wants tips she needs to make sure I'm happy. She didn't like that at all. I just walked out and left with a case of blue balls. Why would I tip for nothing? I already paid the $80 for the massage so we're all square there.

So, I head out to Yu-Yu massage parlor since it's relatively close by. Figured that had to be guaranteed, although I thought B-Sister would have been to based on previous experiences. I get to Yu-Yu and of course a new girl I don't recognize is at the counter. I ask for a massage and she responds 1 or 1/2 hr. I say 1/2 hr and she says "we don't have 1 hr how about 1/2 hr". That was weird so I repeated 1/2 hour. She says "we don't have 1/2 hr right now". It appeared to me that she was quite high on something while talking to me. Conversation made no sense and only 1 car in the parking lot so I find it hard to believe they were busy. So, I leave and as I'm backing out I noticed her (I assume it was her since the windows on tinted and it was dark) watching me.

At this point, I rack my mind on where else to go. Thought about the Semoran / Colonial area, but I hadn't done any recent research on those places and didn't want to strike out again. Plus, I had to meet some friends out for drinks. So, I pulled into a shopping center and parked far away. I then unzipped, pulled out junior, and rubbed one out real quick into a napkin since there was no way I could meet up with friends and enjoy myself until I had the release I'd been anticipating! I tipped myself $40 since I'd done such a swell job and used both hands.

**Rotazeta** · 12-22-12 13:09

Passed by what used to be Far Orient the other day. Looks like it's changed names to "Get The Point Acupuncture" or something along those lines. Anyone know the story? New owners? Same owners? I'd only been there once but overall had been pretty satisfied with the experience.

**BigDaddyV** · 12-22-12 11:57

Can anyone give me the contact info for Blue Moon in Longwood?

Thanks

**Wildbill2** · 12-21-12 18:49

I would avoid lexi and her cohort for the time being. They are acting sketchy and I don't like their location. I got a bad vibe there. MBS did get raided. Yet they still post. I have been tempted but I'm staying away from that place for a while. There is a good reason a few of those girls are on there own now. Tried to see roxy but there place is out of my way and I avoid driving too far. Recently tried out nikki. Seen her a couple times. This girls is hot. She looks young too. Havn't pushed the envelope with her but I think she could be accomodating. Also despite mixed review checked out tara a couple times. She has a nice place. The massage was actually very very good. It wasn't deep tissue but I didn't pay or ask for it but I was feeling great by the end. I can totally see how YMMV with tara. If you know what you are doing I'm sure she would love to have you as a return client. Wouldn't mind checking out her little friend either.

**Pcloser** · 12-21-12 17:44

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

When that little number next to your name reaches 30, come back. At that time, I will be happy to fill you in on places all over Orlando. Of course, by that time, you will know them too. Until then, read the fucking file, get out there and report back, often. Quid pro quo, junior. Quid pro quo.

Don't be worried. I've probably read fifty pages back and utilitzed the search function. As far as the area of choice goes I haven't come up with much. I went out and had two experiences before I even created this profile. I research first :P

**Member #4565** · 12-21-12 17:37

Wow! Great intel, Marine. Thanks! Who is the one with the awesome 36 DD Naturals? Wow!

Montana.

Originally Posted by Marine77 [View Original Post]

Saw "psycho" Heather yesterday morning. No more bad reviews for her. I think she has the holiday spirit in her. One hour massage was "excellent"++. She has very soft hands and skin. A real woman. You just have to be a true gentleman and be respectful. I tried to ascertain whether or not she read the "forum". I did so, circuitously, so that she did not deduce that I was trying to get 411 from her. She does not RTFF as far as I could tell. Of course, if she reads this, we're all fucked! Heather is intuitive, sexy, teasing and smart. She just needs to be pampered somewhat and she has to feel comfortable before you can expect other "menu" items. I will repeat this weekend. PM me for more 411.