Massage Parlor Reports

**BenBeck** · 12-21-12 08:29

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

Fore post from Rob we know nothing more than before his post. All he said was he had 2 fat gal's, And his Champaign taste with his Beer Wallet. Paid 80 1/2 hour, Didn't say anything else, So if you don't like Big Girls you could a void this place.

But we don't know where the place it? Talk Talk Talk And say nothing.

An attempt to push up the number of posts with pure fluff.

**Humpfree** · 12-21-12 07:01

Originally Posted by Rob2007 [View Original Post]

No seems like a basic place. Time waster. Just my personal post observation.

Fore post from Rob we know nothing more than before his post. All he said was he had 2 fat gal's, And his Champaign taste with his Beer Wallet. Paid 80 1/2 hour, Didn't say anything else, So if you don't like Big Girls you could a void this place.
But we don't know where the place it? Talk Talk Talk And say nothing.

**EbonySugarbaby** · 12-21-12 02:31

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly [View Original Post]

Again, the service here is pretty good, the massage mostly B. S, and most of the time the girls are above average looking. But seriously, the entire last massage I had she used some vaseline lotion instead of massage oil, and she used a shit load of it. I came out feeling like a slug waiting for someone to pour salt on me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-work/10038279

Perhaps you try someone more experienced!

**Rob2007** · 12-20-12 19:54

Decent place average girls, rates reasonable.

**Rob2007** · 12-20-12 19:48

This place is a waste of time pictures are fake, service is overpriced for delivery / I was willing to pay rate 80 half / hr. Read on. Pics are Rose goes by Angel. She's 2x bigger than pic, big t* lets you play, but not attractive the least. Nothing I'd pay for. Flip was awkward and tip I dished, I was there. Have not seen Vanessa, but saw Suzi, same thing big t* heavy girl. Saw girls at two different locations and later noticed numbers / location assoc. Pictures posted are always on point, but they don't deliver. Sometimes you're better off doing outcall, pay the extra you would spend on gas and parking.

**Rob2007** · 12-20-12 18:56

Couldn't agree with you more! There are pretty decent girls / places out here if you're willing to pay. As they say champagne taste with beer money. Took a while for me to finally sign up because seems like a bunch of cheapo's with high opinions on here. You can't really tell who's good and who's not. Guys expect a Mercedes with ford money! Guy's you get what you pay.

**Rob2007** · 12-20-12 18:44

No seems like a basic place. Time waster. Just my personal post observation.

**Brandonkelly** · 12-19-12 14:38

Again, the service here is pretty good, the massage mostly B. S, and most of the time the girls are above average looking. But seriously, the entire last massage I had she used some vaseline lotion instead of massage oil, and she used a shit load of it. I came out feeling like a slug waiting for someone to pour salt on me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-work/10038279

**Gopher88** · 12-19-12 12:20

Originally Posted by Harro [View Original Post]

That is real vile and nasty. I'll make sure to check the towels from now on.

Yep you have to sniff then out. O my

**Gopher88** · 12-19-12 12:17

Originally Posted by Nicky Forza [View Original Post]

What you say is true but let's be fair. Sometimes they will at least check the towel before refolding it and putting it back on the shelf. I went to a place on Archer, and after the massage the lady checked each towel for excessive dirt. One of the towels she used on me didn't pass muster and was tossed aside.

Some of them check both sides. Just in case someone let a wet fart? I know a lady on Archer that would toss them on the floor. But when you leave! I went back to the room forgot my hat, She was picking it up shaking it out, And putting back on the table. (

**Eddinger** · 12-19-12 10:44

Unwind is a little better.

Had a nice time with connie who wore a skirt (pro tip, when a massage girl wears a skirt, your going to be able to have fun).

**Nicky Forza** · 12-19-12 03:09

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I can't count how many places I've been to that refold there towels that they just used on me, Wright in front of me. Made me sick.

What you say is true but let's be fair. Sometimes they will at least check the towel before refolding it and putting it back on the shelf. I went to a place on Archer, and after the massage the lady checked each towel for excessive dirt. One of the towels she used on me didn't pass muster and was tossed aside.

**Hrodebert** · 12-18-12 22:24

I dreamed that I had a Pilates class. I decided to go there despite reports here and elsewhere that it was a pretty tough class. My back, neck and legs could use a good workout. Cici, the instructor, was Chinese and despite being a little round in the middle, was very solidly constructed and thin everywhere else. She gave a very nice instruction, hands on, clothed roaming permitted and I left happy, .6 tip (I know now, too much. Will know better next time). She said, see you Chinese new year and that there would be a new instructor for the next class. I'll let you know how that class goes.

**Biscuit123** · 12-18-12 19:48

Originally Posted by Harro [View Original Post]

That is real vile and nasty. I'll make sure to check the towels from now on.

Especially when the release isn't contained to the towel. Sometimes it flies past on the sheets. And when they return with the hot towel. I have to wipe down places they miss.

**John Coctoston** · 12-18-12 18:40

I have continued to dream of a mix of very satisfying experiences and very good massage with no extras at this place. I've found that a visit in the morning can be more rewarding. Anyone else been here with good luck lately?