Positive Escort Reviews

**Luckycowboy58** · 12-14-12 00:39

I believe it was 18th century philosopher David Hume who said,"ignorant people I can stand. It's the ignorance of ignorant people I can't stand.

Speaking foolishly about Jersey ranks right up there at the top of the Hume quote.

**SweetPetite** · 12-13-12 20:52

Originally Posted by OliverOil [View Original Post]

I met this lovely lady last week and can confirm all the positive reports posted here. Her pics are accurate and I had no trouble contacting her. She has a nice incall in a great neighborhood. She has terrific hands and will rub you the right way. I don't believe in GPS type, turn by turn, kiss by kiss, lick by lick reviews so I will just say for me, it was a wonderful time and I will repeat. You can find her ads in the customary thread in this forum. Vaguely yours.

OO.

You are to super sweet. I really did enjoy our time together sir and hope we get to do it again, and alot more often. And thank you for being vague its appreciated.

Xoxo.

Kim

**Hobby407** · 12-13-12 20:21

I have seen Jersey 3 times twice alone and once in a double. The only way you would ever need a 2x4 would be to use it as a walking cane while leaving. Or if you wanted her to keep you still while she enjoys her self. Oh wait she has tie downs for that. I'm not in the habit of getting involved with any drama but that may have gone a bit far.

**JerseyGirl** · 12-13-12 13:22

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

If you want to make friends and influence people on here you need to slow down and back up with the remarks. The 2x4 remark about Jersey was way off base, she has never had a negative review, has a ton of friends, including me, she is a great person way beyond the sexual aspect of her life, she is not a druggie or alky and is a wonderful mother. Going after her with a remark like that was just plain uncalled for.

I know you thought it was funny but this board is a public conversation not a bunch of guys in a bar discussing women in the privacy of their own stupidity-VS.

P. S. I originally was going to PM you but thought this needed to be public. Bro, your train is heading down the tracks a little too fast, think about applying the brakes a little.

I'm clicking the imaginary "Like Button"

**VerySlowly** · 12-13-12 12:59

If you want to make friends and influence people on here you need to slow down and back up with the remarks. The 2x4 remark about Jersey was way off base, she has never had a negative review, has a ton of friends, including me, she is a great person way beyond the sexual aspect of her life, she is not a druggie or alky and is a wonderful mother. Going after her with a remark like that was just plain uncalled for.

I know you thought it was funny but this board is a public conversation not a bunch of guys in a bar discussing women in the privacy of their own stupidity-VS.

P. S. I originally was going to PM you but thought this needed to be public. Bro, your train is heading down the tracks a little too fast, think about applying the brakes a little.

**Laharvardkid** · 12-13-12 01:29

Originally Posted by OliverOil [View Original Post]

I met this lovely lady last week and can confirm all the positive reports posted here. Her pics are accurate and I had no trouble contacting her. She has a nice incall in a great neighborhood. She has terrific hands and will rub you the right way. I don't believe in GPS type, turn by turn, kiss by kiss, lick by lick reviews so I will just say for me, it was a wonderful time and I will repeat. You can find her ads in the customary thread in this forum. Vaguely yours.

OO.

I concur OO, I saw her last month and she is one of my ATFs. Sweet, cute, a body to die for and very intelligent, we probably conversed too much but left with a smile. See her if you haven't and treat her like the lady she is! Can't wait to see her again.

Laharvardkid

**OliverOil** · 12-12-12 22:04

I met this lovely lady last week and can confirm all the positive reports posted here. Her pics are accurate and I had no trouble contacting her. She has a nice incall in a great neighborhood. She has terrific hands and will rub you the right way. I don't believe in GPS type, turn by turn, kiss by kiss, lick by lick reviews so I will just say for me, it was a wonderful time and I will repeat. You can find her ads in the customary thread in this forum. Vaguely yours
OO

**Mystical0945** · 12-12-12 21:57

Originally Posted by ItalianNY [View Original Post]

Dude, you are a fucking riot my man! ROTFLMFAO! Gentlemen, do I need to make an appointment with Jersey and find out what all the fuss is about. I know she has "drained" many a "nutsac" on this board. Do I need to strap a 2x4 to my ass so I won't fall in? Any info would help my fellow "goombas".

Okay guys I want to be the one to get him for that remark.

Well sir let me put it like this. I have been there where you are wanting to go and let me tell ya, in no way shape or form do you need a 2x4. I happen to know from first hand that once you are in it is like a very warm tight fitting glove. Just ask my strap-on, fingers or tongue. Does that help you out some what?

XO Ashley

**Drexx21** · 12-12-12 11:09

Originally Posted by ItalianNY [View Original Post]

Dude, you are a fucking riot my man! ROTFLMFAO! Gentlemen, do I need to make an appointment with Jersey and find out what all the fuss is about. I know she has "drained" many a "nutsac" on this board. Do I need to strap a 2x4 to my ass so I won't fall in? Any info would help my fellow "goombas".

Your killing me.

I can still feel her squeezing my twig an berries.

**Member #4367** · 12-12-12 03:46

Originally Posted by ReadyForFunXXX [View Original Post]

I had a very good dream today with JuicyAndThick, she is very confortable to be with an I asure you she is good at what she brings to the table no funny biz str8 to making a guy happy.

Hello there baby! Great enjoyment and hope to entertain you again soon. Kisses hugs and lots of naughty naughty things.

**ItalianNY** · 12-11-12 19:28

Originally Posted by Drexx21 [View Original Post]

Twas three weeks before Christmas, When all through the guide. Not a monger was stirring, no new info supplied.

Then I woke up that morning an what did I see, but a note in my stocking for little ol me.

An Invite from JerseyGirl, A gift wrapped up in a bow. One hour of fun, an you get the whole show.

I look real close an I noticed a smudge, like a typo corrected but who is to judge.

With Such A plus service I now it's a must, A first time with Jersey I'm strong an robust.

With Santa cap on I go find her place, Jersey opens the door my blood starts to race.

Tight black dress an hot heels we're quick to embrace. Then she dances away with a light footed grace.

We go Into her room Christmas lights all aglow, Jersey strips off her clothes an then mine have to go.

Its like clash of the titans who can give the most pleasure. Round one goes to me as I dive for her treasure.

Lets do that again for good measure. And again. And again. Oh I'm sorry its your turn.

Jersey shows me why she's top of the line, her oral skills are purely divine.

OMG, Round two goes to her as a rule of thumb, But it won't be long till I make her cum.

For round three its mission position, with a trick or two I'm like a musician. Hhhmmmmmm.

For the finally Jersey settles the score, she loves her ass play so it's to the back door.

Try as I might I can't hold out, She's so voluptuous and exquisite I begin to spout.

My head spins I fall back she cleans me with care. As 8 tiny reindeer dance in the air.

With a kiss on the lips she says with delight. Merry Christmas good sir you put up a good fight.

No losers in that Christmas battle.

Cheers,

Drexx

Dude, you are a fucking riot my man! ROTFLMFAO! Gentlemen, do I need to make an appointment with Jersey and find out what all the fuss is about. I know she has "drained" many a "nutsac" on this board. Do I need to strap a 2x4 to my ass so I won't fall in? Any info would help my fellow "goombas".

**Ftguy68** · 12-11-12 12:13

Originally Posted by SweetPetite [View Original Post]

Thank you so much, not just to you CityWalk, but everyone.

Hugs and kisses Kim

LOL, Hi sweet petite. I haven't had the pleasure of seeing you. Yet. But there is just something about a sexy chick taking sexy self shots with a cig in her hand that makes me laugh every time. Not trying to insult you by any means cause you still look hot as hell in the photos, but for some reason it always give me a chuckle.

**Citywalk** · 12-11-12 11:58

Originally Posted by SweetPetite [View Original Post]

Thank you so much, not just to you CityWalk, but everyone.

Hugs and kisses Kim

Hopefully we will be able to meet in the near future, you will have to be gentle with this old man though. LOL

**JoanLuv** · 12-11-12 11:08

Originally Posted by ILuvWomen2 [View Original Post]

I went on a cruise recently and they were offering massages and all I could think about was why try a massage on a boat when I could wait til I got home and check something off my bucket list. I decided to wait and see if all the reviews were accurate. Homerun!

I have had some shoulder issues and decided to visit Joan to see if she could work out the kinks. All I can say is wow! Not only does she have magical hands, but damn she has an ass! I told her that J-lo has an ass yes, but it looks bigger because of her hips. Joan has the cutest tightest ass. The best part of my time with Joan was not even her wonderful skill set and phenomenal body, it was her personality. I have not laughed so much and felt so good in ages. Not to mention that she really wanted to make sure I was satisfied. All I keep asking myself is why the hell did I wait so long to see her.

Joan, tuve un tiempo fantástico why quiero poder repetir! Tu cuerpo es asombroso!

Thank you so much Hun! Yo tambien la pase muy bien! Espero verte prontito!

Xoxoxoxox

**Drexx21** · 12-11-12 04:59

Twas three weeks before Christmas, When all through the guide. Not a monger was stirring, no new info supplied.

Then I woke up that morning an what did I see, but a note in my stocking for little ol me.

An Invite from JerseyGirl, A gift wrapped up in a bow. One hour of fun, an you get the whole show.

I look real close an I noticed a smudge, like a typo corrected but who is to judge.

With Such A plus service I now it's a must, A first time with Jersey I'm strong an robust.

With Santa cap on I go find her place, Jersey opens the door my blood starts to race.

Tight black dress an hot heels we're quick to embrace. Then she dances away with a light footed grace.

We go Into her room Christmas lights all aglow, Jersey strips off her clothes an then mine have to go.

Its like clash of the titans who can give the most pleasure. Round one goes to me as I dive for her treasure.

Lets do that again for good measure. And again. And again. Oh I'm sorry its your turn.

Jersey shows me why she's top of the line, her oral skills are purely divine.

OMG, Round two goes to her as a rule of thumb, But it won't be long till I make her cum.

For round three its mission position, with a trick or two I'm like a musician. Hhhmmmmmm.

For the finally Jersey settles the score, she loves her ass play so it's to the back door.

Try as I might I can't hold out, She's so voluptuous and exquisite I begin to spout.

My head spins I fall back she cleans me with care. As 8 tiny reindeer dance in the air.

With a kiss on the lips she says with delight. Merry Christmas good sir you put up a good fight.

No losers in that Christmas battle.

Cheers,

Drexx