Massage Parlor Reports

**Dabbler** · 12-13-12 00:12

Found myself with some time in the State of Michigan and went AMP hunting in the evening. I left the warm and into my car with two addresses in hand.

Went first to Holistic Touch and Gift on Huron River Dr. Drove in and as I rolled by I saw some guy inside sitting on a chair or couch. My "creepy meter" pegged and I left. I then went to Chinese Massage on Wayne Road. It is in a well lit strip shopping center next to a Penn Station. That offers opportunities and dangers. Since I'm from out of town I didn't care.

I parked the car and walked inside. The door is unlocked and leads to a foyer. Once inside I was met by a lady who I later learned was named Eva (A-vuh). She led me to the back room and asked if I wanted an hour. I said thirty and she said fifty. She left for about one minute and came back in and supervised my undressing. Onto the table face down and a decent massage followed. Kinda hard, actually, but OK. Did the arms and legs as well as the back and neck. No draping.

On the flip she added a towel to my front. She had obviously done that before because of the way she placed the towel. After some rather "close call touching", my north pole popped out of the towel. After another minute or so she asked if I was OK. Hell yeah!

She got some oil and went to work. For about 15 seconds. Then she asked,"How much?" I suggested. 3 and she suggested. 4. After the agreement, she manually shifted the gears.

She was probably in her 40's and was kind of muscular, not petite. She wore a black dress thingy over a black leotard. While I grasped what I could, she didn't remove her clothing even though I asked. Her English was terrible but that could be an act.

After the clean-up, she dressed me. Every article was put on me with her help. That's kind of nice and unhelpful all at the same time. After all, I wanted to look normal when I left and didn't want to leave with a shirt on backward.

All in all, OK. Most likely will not repeat due to location and the rather unremarkable experience. But it was clean, smelled OK (no rotten cooking smell) , and felt very safe.

As I left, two other Asian women were in the office area and bid me good night. One was rather petite and the other was older. Neither was above average, but were friendly.

I have no idea if other services are available. I didn't seek them out.

**RamToughBrad** · 12-12-12 22:44

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

I happened to pass by there yesterday evening and decided to give it a shot. I think I was the only customer in the place. Was greeted at the door by mommasan. Who also was my provider. Quiet place, seemed clean. She (her name was "U" I think. Although I'm sure it is not spelled that way). Mid 50's at least, dressed casual, not too bad, but thankfully the lights were low. I opted for the 1/2 hour for. 60. Massage itself was decent although not much if any playful teasing. All business. I thought I was going to leave with my wand in my hand. I did have to coerce slightly, but she did come through with a decent HJ. If you are into fondling asian grannys, I think roaming over the clothes might be allowed. Best to just keep your eyes closed though. Anyway, I would repeat in a pinch if the starts and planets were aligned. I'm not really of an AMP guy to begin with.

Stay Safe,

JD

"I thought I was going to leave with my wand in my hand. I did have to coerce slightly, but she did come through with a decent HJ. If you are into fondling asian grannys, I think roaming over the clothes might be allowed. Best to just keep your eyes closed though."

That was seriously funny. Thanks for a great laugh with the review.

**Jd2011** · 12-12-12 17:47

I happened to pass by there yesterday evening and decided to give it a shot. I think I was the only customer in the place. Was greeted at the door by mommasan. Who also was my provider. Quiet place, seemed clean. She (her name was "U" I think. Although I'm sure it is not spelled that way). Mid 50's at least, dressed casual, not too bad, but thankfully the lights were low. I opted for the 1/2 hour for. 60. Massage itself was decent although not much if any playful teasing. All business. I thought I was going to leave with my wand in my hand. I did have to coerce slightly, but she did come through with a decent HJ. If you are into fondling asian grannys, I think roaming over the clothes might be allowed. Best to just keep your eyes closed though. Anyway, I would repeat in a pinch if the starts and planets were aligned. I'm not really of an AMP guy to begin with.

Stay Safe,

JD

**Massagegames** · 12-12-12 11:45

Originally Posted by Tryinthingsout [View Original Post]

Haha. Strong and hott? Oh man, that's good.

Have you ever described a girl to your friends as strong and hott? What does that even mean?

Can you say T-R-O-L-L

She is Hot, strong as in the type of massage that you don't just get smothered in tons of oil and get NO benefit from it. Ok so now on to other Therapists, who else out here is great. I like to jump around from time to time, not into oriental.

**Tryinthingsout** · 12-12-12 00:32

Originally Posted by Massagegames [View Original Post]

You will find her massage amazing! She's strong and hott.

Think her ads under Ferndale

Haha. Strong and hott? Oh man, that's good.

Have you ever described a girl to your friends as strong and hott? What does that even mean?

Can you say T-R-O-L-L

**Gigaman** · 12-11-12 21:02

Originally Posted by Jooop [View Original Post]

You do no your not fooling any one

We need to ban Stven. (He) She is either Bixia at Gratiot and 12 mile where you get absolutely no extras or Penny, also with no extras.

Any post by Stven / Bixia / Penny is a waste of time.

**Jf Woodmack** · 12-11-12 18:16

Stopped by there last Wednesday expecting to see Leena. There was another gal there named Lisa, who is a little younger, and maybe a little prettier than Leena. She also had a nice set of see cups that looked great. Had a terrific massage followed by a CBJ and HJ finish for $1. 2 total. Nice time all in all. Would have opted for CFS but the timing for her was not right, if you get my point. Would repeat and will soon. Nice chick.

**FactoryRat** · 12-11-12 07:49

Originally Posted by Massagegames [View Original Post]

You will find her massage amazing! She's strong and hott.

Think her ads under Ferndale

I'll go out on a limb and say "Hi Angie".

**Jooop** · 12-11-12 02:53

Originally Posted by Stven [View Original Post]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/3451640731.html

You do no your not fooling any one.

**StreetLegal** · 12-11-12 00:17

For the longest time the signage was not lit, day or night. Cops came down on the place about 6 months ago. I knew they have been open but did not advertise the fact. Just an observation after driving by it the other night.

**SonicS** · 12-10-12 21:54

No upsell either time.

Originally Posted by Mallard1 [View Original Post]

Any upsell or is 60 the price?

**BillyBoy49** · 12-10-12 20:58

Originally Posted by IMonger2 [View Original Post]

Anyone been there lately? Last I went was when Nikki was there. Any reports on the girls and / or extras? Last few reviews on here I read stated the place was being watched?

Been there at least four times in the last couple of months. Place has been busy and I usually get Nikki (or so I think it is her, I never really ask her name) , a little chunky but gives a decent massage with HE. Last time I done a little roaming over clothes and she wa open to it. Put mr nose to her belly button and she gladly pulled up the blouse so I could kiss the skin. Given time I think she is open to xtras. As far as the LE thing, I have seen nothing. I will have to ck the posts but I think the guy that posted that was blown off from a previous meeting and decided to try this place late at night which may have prompted a stop by the locals. Still need to be safe though and ck these places out.

Happy hunting, I still like going there though.

**Massagegames** · 12-10-12 20:16

Originally Posted by Mallard1 [View Original Post]

Any upsell or is 60 the price?

You will find her massage amazing! She's strong and hott.

Think her ads under Ferndale.

**Mallard1** · 12-10-12 10:32

Originally Posted by Eishiasano [View Original Post]

Seen twice. Good value, but of course no comparison to the likes of M1. I wonder how long it will last in Troy.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...726-22/9397369

Any upsell or is 60 the price?

**Michiman** · 12-09-12 21:08

Was wondering if anyone had any experience there. Went to Van Dyke and the girl I liked and did a good deep tissue massage was gone. Did not get a massage. Drove by the place on Auburn Road near Rochester Road and there were a couple cars out front but it looked closed, this was around 7pm Sunday. Any intel on that place would be appreciated. Whatever happened to the spas in Pontiac, in the 80's and even into the 90's there were quite a few.

Thanks