Massage Parlor Reports

[Javier2]

Seriously thinking of playing a prank at one of the AMPs. Can't decide if it should be at a Chinese or Korean parlor but the idea is to do it at an AMP we mongers collectively dislike the most. No, it's not going to be an upper decker and no, can't tell you what it is, at least right now. Am hoping someone will discover what happened after the fact by posting here. Meanwhile, either reply back to this post or PM me with your top two least favorite AMPs.

In the spirit of giving,

NL

My two votes are for Bally Hot Stone off BH.

[Bassmaster]

Love that "nap time at the senior center" bit. Have often thought that but never put it into words as well as you did. I know there are no stunners at Min Hua, but what does Mia look like?

She was nice, and smiled which goes a long way with me- these older ladies at many spots lost their willingness to smile and that turns me off. That being said probably early 40's in good shape, shoulder length hair and not unattractive. She did have some kind of girdle around her middle that was rather strange. Got the sense this contraption was holding her together. Probably see's and maybe 6 F. 5-6 B. 7 A

[Niteluvr]

Nite if you are talking about Julie the girl who you said went off on you when you decided not to stay for a massage I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Julie's pics may show a lot of cleavage in her ads, but her wording all the time is strictly theraputic. If anybody deserves to be trashed on here for not doing what they imply they will do in their ads it is Majesty who workss in Duluth off Satellite Blvd.

Forgot to ask you, how many times did you see Julie and what were your experiences with her?

[Niteluvr]

Seriously thinking of playing a prank at one of the AMPs. Can't decide if it should be at a Chinese or Korean parlor but the idea is to do it at an AMP we mongers collectively dislike the most. No, it's not going to be an upper decker and no, can't tell you what it is, at least right now. Am hoping someone will discover what happened after the fact by posting here. Meanwhile, either reply back to this post or PM me with your top two least favorite AMPs.

In the spirit of giving,

NL

[Niteluvr]

I have RTFF and was looking for a good massage so I recently stopped at Min Hua and drew Mia. I arrived early evening and the door was locked so I called and was let into the lobby which looked like nap time at the senior center.

Love that "nap time at the senior center" bit. Have often thought that but never put it into words as well as you did. I know there are no stunners at Min Hua, but what does Mia look like?

[Niteluvr]

I hear some have started using bottled water for TS's. LOL

I agree with everyone that the idea of having to pay for a shower is ridiculous, especially considering that it's a self-shower in most places. However, Zen in John's Creek and Dream up the road give table showers but no HE.

[Sampling]

Anyone know which AMP that is referred to in the article?

http://dunwoody.patch.com/articles/c...arlor-e1c503e0

[Smyrnaguy1980]

Q is located in a shopping center at the corner of Ernest Barrett Pkwy and N. Cobb.

Ok yeah. That's the same one I was thinking about. I've got some HE there. It seems nice.

[Bassmaster]

when you type $.1 you are stating the fee as 110, when I think you meant it was ten dollars extra. Common sense in reading comprehension should apply, but I have read reports where a monger dished out 100 TIP for a HJ and bragged about how great the experience was, so WTF do I know?

Yup- you are right. It was $10 for a do it yourself standup shower. Can't be anything bad about using the actual amount for taking a shower, I hope. So I should have just skipped the coded version.

[Osmosiss]

While I don't have a Masters in Lit or a doctorate. There are some here that are of the opinion that I am an expert in BS and even I could not tell what the heck the point was for his post. Here is what I got from it. There is some AMP on Buford Highway before 285 (traveling which way?) that has a Chinese lady that provided him good and economical FS. To quote from his post,"Trick to find out who is it." Um, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that the very reason why this board exists?

I don't think Jackson moderating him is going to be a problem. Getting any reccos out of us in the future might be though. But, in the spirit of the Holidays. I will reciprocate in kind. Shhh, now keep this a secret. But there are AMPs in the Atlanta area that give sexual extras as part of their services.

Sorry for the pretentious reply to his post; I just found it aggravating. I agree his post was BS and utterly vague.

[NotParticular]

That's about what I experienced. Really enjoyed the massage. I always hope that more is available and give it a couple of visits. Which is easy as the massage is well worth it. I enjoy teasing, but I need the follow through afterwards LOL

If you want a FS option in that general area send me a PM

[NuGuy36]

As for charging for showers, especially TS, there are a couple of places doing that now and IMHO, it is pure BS.

I hear some have started using bottled water for TS's....... LOL

[Amp Fme]

I have RTFF and was looking for a good massage so I recently stopped at Min Hua and drew Mia. I arrived early evening and the door was locked so I called and was let into the lobby which looked like nap time at the senior center. I think I woke a few up. Asked for, and took a shower in the back. Thought it was more for their benefit as I don't mind it if I smell bad. Found out at the end that cost me $.1.

Massage was very good although a little heavy on the elbows at times. I know it is a good massage if I get close to falling asleep and that happened a couple of times. Some grazing towards the end and right to the HE which made me think that Mia spent some time on a dairy farm. Not very arousing but did the trick. Tried to roam and you would think I had pinched her the way she jumped. Gave the $.5 + $.3 and got hit with the shower fee on top.

Price is right, and would go back for good massage and will try others there. Will shower first myself or just let them suffer and save the $.1

Good report, thanks for sharing. Just a point of clarification. Unless something has changed, when you type $.1 you are stating the fee as 110, when I think you meant it was ten dollars extra. Common sense in reading comprehension should apply, but I have read reports where a monger dished out 100 TIP for a HJ and bragged about how great the experience was, so WTF do I know? Sure would be nice if we could get some concensus on the use of the $, but I know it has been discussed many times before.

As for charging for showers, especially TS, there are a couple of places doing that now and IMHO, it is pure BS. Next thing they will start upcharging for a clean towel to drape the table.

[Amp Fme]

Your review was just about the most cryptic and poorly written post I have read on this forum to date. It was completely unnecessary to be so enigmatic on this forum. I have no idea what you are trying to tell us or not trying to tell us. If this review represents anything that you might share with us in the future, please don't. I have a masters in Literature and a Ph. D. In Finance so if I can't understand what you are attempting to explain then that's saying something.

While I don't have a Masters in Lit or a doctorate. There are some here that are of the opinion that I am an expert in BS and even I could not tell what the heck the point was for his post. Here is what I got from it. There is some AMP on Buford Highway before 285 (traveling which way?) that has a Chinese lady that provided him good and economical FS. To quote from his post,"Trick to find out who is it." Um, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that the very reason why this board exists?

I don't think Jackson moderating him is going to be a problem. Getting any reccos out of us in the future might be though. But, in the spirit of the Holidays. I will reciprocate in kind. Shhh, now keep this a secret. But there are AMPs in the Atlanta area that give sexual extras as part of their services.

[Bassmaster]

I have RTFF and was looking for a good massage so I recently stopped at Min Hua and drew Mia. I arrived early evening and the door was locked so I called and was let into the lobby which looked like nap time at the senior center. I think I woke a few up. Asked for, and took a shower in the back. Thought it was more for their benefit as I don't mind it if I smell bad. Found out at the end that cost me $.1.

Massage was very good although a little heavy on the elbows at times. I know it is a good massage if I get close to falling asleep and that happened a couple of times. Some grazing towards the end and right to the HE which made me think that Mia spent some time on a dairy farm. Not very arousing but did the trick. Tried to roam and you would think I had pinched her the way she jumped. Gave the $.5 + $.3 and got hit with the shower fee on top.

Price is right, and would go back for good massage and will try others there. Will shower first myself or just let them suffer and save the $.1