Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Based on someone's recent post about Kelly's, decided to stop in today. The only girl working was Lee, who has worked there a very long time. She kinda falls into the hag category. Wasn't a total loss though as the BBQ joint next door to it is outstanding.

[Niteluvr]

I belive he is tralking about the Asian Escorts site on T.

Wet Dreams, PW

What is the name of the Asian escorts site? One that we already commonly know?

[PWhipped]

What Asian houses?

I belive he is tralking about the Asian Escorts site on T.

Wet Dreams, PW

[Niteluvr]

What do you think about the AMP vs the asian houses say on another site?

What Asian houses?

[Niteluvr]

Chicken Little stopped by k spa about a week ago and Sky was the only girl working. He got the usual TS and everything else. $.2 +.6. Sky is good in terms of covering all the bases but she is slipping. Pretty face and nothing less than good service at worst but that body needs help.

Fwiw. Kay told Chicken that a new girl was starting 12/6. Doubt it. It's like the BP ads of some of these places that always say "entirely brand new staff." More like you dusted off some hag that's been living in the kitchen for 2 months. LOL.

Duncs

We all know that AMPs post ads suggesting all new staff. K Spa usually has decent girls though. The one I saw the other day was rather new but not sure she's the one Kay was telling you about. K Spa and GT are not too bad. Most of the other AMPs have the hags.

[Likstrange]

I dated a squirter about 5 years ago, she acted embarassed and would apoligize most of the time when she did it. I enjoyed it.

[Bigsqueeze]

Back earlier in the year, I was with a massage girl in a hotel room in Macon. Things went past the massage and into the condom stage where we fucked for a while. She yanked the condom off, got on her knees perpendicular to me to finish me off.

I was diddling her clit as well. She felt so swollen, as in firm and rubbery. I came, then she squirted, hard. Her back humped up like a cat stretching and she let loose 3 good streams that sprayed everywhere off my hand. I kept working her until she quit squirting. Needless to say, goo was going everywhere.

I could have used an umbrella.

To date, the best 1. 25 I ever shelled out. I found out a probation violation took her out of service. Maybe one day she'll check back in.

BS.

Actually the "Skene" gland produces female ejaculate which then empties into the female urethra the same way pee does. So yes, it's quite possible for squirt juice to be a mix of female ejaculate and pee leaving the woman clueless as to what she's releasing.

[Duncs]

Got a funny message when I originally submitted and didn't think it went through.

Duncs

[Duncs]

Chicken Little stopped by k spa about a week ago and Sky was the only girl working. He got the usual TS and everything else. $.2 +.6. Sky is good in terms of covering all the bases but she is slipping. Pretty face and nothing less than good service at worst but that body needs help.

Fwiw. Kay told Chicken that a new girl was starting 12/6. Doubt it. It's like the BP ads of some of these places that always say "entirely brand new staff." More like you dusted off some hag that's been living in the kitchen for 2 months. LOL.

Duncs

[Duncs]

Chicken Little stopped by K-spa about a week ago and Sky was the only girl working. He got the usual TS and everything else. $.2 +.6. Sky is good in terms of covering all the bases but she is really slipping. Pretty face but she's getting a little to chubby and soft. I think she's conscious of it as well bc she always seems to cover her stomach. Nice girl and no less than good service but body needs help.

Fwiw. Kay told chicken that a new girl was starting on 12/6. Doubt it. It's like the BP ads of some of these places that always say "All brand new staff." More like you're dusting off some hag that's been living the kitchen for 2 months. LOL.

Duncs

[Member #2227]

Can you PM me the details?

Yep I'll shoot you a PM. Glad this turned out to be an interesting topic.

[Duncs]

[QUOTE=Pwhipped; 1617098]No man, it does happen on ocasion when people yaun, there is a spurt of saliva. No, don't belive I ever got a nasty spurt from a lady, maybe given her a nasty spurt after say one of the best known lies." I promise I wount cum in your mouth". LOL.

Wet Dreams, PW.

LOL. We always called it gleeking. In highschool you could hit the person in front of you and they would have no idea what or where it was coming from LOL.

Found this on urban dictionary:

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define? Term=gleek

[Niteluvr]

Hmm, not sure about the bug eyed thing. But I'm pretty sure that's her. The crazy ones are the best man! They let you get away with anything. LOL.

Word of advice: Don't marry the crazy ones (even though they're all crazy. LOL.)

If you mean don't marry a provider, that's quite obvious. Regular women are bad enough but a provider comes with extra baggage.

[Focker 2]

Did she seem a little bug-eyed to you? That's one of the reasons I didn't stay. Something just seemed out of whack about her.

Hmm, not sure about the bug eyed thing. But I'm pretty sure that's her. The crazy ones are the best man! They let you get away with anything. LOL.

Word of advice: Don't marry the crazy ones (even though they're all crazy. LOL.)

[PWhipped]

Who is giving nasty spurts from under the tongue? Never received one, but if I have blown my load in a woman's mouth and a future appointment got that residue, he paid too much for the experience!

No man, it does happen on ocasion when people yaun, there is a spurt of saliva. No, don't belive I ever got a nasty spurt from a lady, maybe given her a nasty spurt after say one of the best known lies." I promise I wount cum in your mouth". LOL.

Wet Dreams, PW