Massage Parlor Reports

[Newinva]

I was in my old haunts in Herndon late last night and decided to visit Honto and was surprised to see it closed. Swung by old Herndon Therapy."Chloe" was in attendance.

Chloe is slim. 40-50 in age, with plumpy lips (collagen?) , hides her face with her hair.

8 for 1 hour house fee. Very good table shower. Light massage, good scrub with attention paid to feet (?) and backside. 2 mins in the sauna to dry up. And then a good old fashioned AMP massage. Hard, punishing and very welcome for my tired muscles. Roaming allowed all over. Good teasing before the flip. The finish was standard NOVA using cream instead of the oil that I usually prefer, but this was nice too.

Gave. 4 tips and heard some grumbling which quietened down when I pointed out that I had been there only for 50 mins instead of the promised 1 hour.

Will I repeat? I think I went there only because it was almost closing time at most AMPs and I didn't have enough time to research other places.

[FWDisaster]

Strange running into a therapist after a decade or more. As many of you know I could often be found at any of the numerous Korean night clubs in the area years ago. They are almost extinct as the real estate and construction busts have killed off their client base. I wandered into Mickey place seeking some relief for my aging bones. I knew Mickey as another name when she used to own a huge Korean night club in Falls Church. She didn't seem to recognize me, as I was dressed very differently as I would at the night clubs. Anyway "Mickey" is still a stunning lady. She has an incredible body and a very sexy smirk. During the small talked she spoke of her diet and exercise regiment being quite extreme. She makes her employees follow the same regiment. I saw two other ladies in passing and it is obvious it works. They were stunning. I did not wish to remind her as to I am as I did not want to make her feel bad about her tumble from the near top of the Korean social ladder to her present situation. I also thought she would pressure me for more green Jacksons as she knew the funds were available. It would appear that Mickey's gimmick will be to have very fit, sexy, and engaging ladies working there. She knows that other places have the older ladies that we settle for or younger ones that are chubby, skinny, or generally not very attractive. My

Hope is that she maintains a group of very desirable ladies in a low profile "legit business."

My session was that of a new client and ended quickly, but happily. (Quickly was my fault. I am getting old) The place appears to be a very legit and the session finale is a last minute call depending on how comfortable she is with you. I will let you know if if being a regular increases services. I will also try to draw one of Mickey's protégés without drawing ire. I am sure Mickey is not always there. Tip was. 40 on top off the house. 80.

Wishing everyone Piece on Earth, or wherever you can get it.

[PHB3512]

Why would you drop your "old handle" just because you moved 6 months ago to a new location? You should log in with your old handle otherwise statements like yours send up an immediate red flag.

I mainly dropped it because it was associated with an email address I ended up using with some non-hobby situations and it was unique enough that googling it could conceivably find hobbying mentions (USERNAME@gmail = USERNAME here). Basically as I was going through divorce I used my discrete email for online dating while I was separated and once the divorce went thru, some of those contacts became more than just ************* type one night stands I'd never talk to again. It wasn't really memorable enough to garner any board trust anyway so I guess I should have not even mentioned it at all.

Doesn't matter now anyway, I went for rain flow in the good time window I had and they're shut down or closed.

[Serpico99]

I used to be a monger from NoVA and moved to Miami a half year ago (dropped my old handle for new stomping grounds). I'm back in town for the weekend and thought I'd get a massage for my sore muscles. I used to frequent a couple in the mixing bowl area; a place a little south where the rain flowed and one just NW (can't for the life of me remember the name but it's in the basement of a little office building right near Beauregard and Duke St). Wondering if either or both might have been one of the number? Or if anyone knows which might be more enjoyable right now?

Other suggestions in the mixing bowl area or backchannel always appreciated.

Why would you drop your "old handle" just because you moved 6 months ago to a new location? You should log in with your old handle otherwise statements like yours send up an immediate red flag.

[PHB3512]

I used to be a monger from NoVA and moved to Miami a half year ago (dropped my old handle for new stomping grounds). I'm back in town for the weekend and thought I'd get a massage for my sore muscles. I used to frequent a couple in the mixing bowl area; a place a little south where the rain flowed and one just NW (can't for the life of me remember the name but it's in the basement of a little office building right near Beauregard and Duke St). Wondering if either or both might have been one of the number? Or if anyone knows which might be more enjoyable right now?

Other suggestions in the mixing bowl area or backchannel always appreciated.

So I didn't hear any feedback and my muscles were really sore so I decided to check out rain flow. I figured worst case mms or the girl I used to see would at least recognize me and they did just have a BP ad today. Well the first bad sign should have been that no one answered the phone but little brain was too much of an optimist for that to phase him. When I got there, downstairs door was locked, no sign and no hint of life. Guess either rain flow was hit by uncle, they're laying low for a bit with all the uncle activity or I am really unlucky and picked the one day / time they all decide to leave work and get manny / peddys.

[PHB3512]

I imagine a number of us could offer a suggestions where to make some budget cut-backs.

A number of Springfield places received a visit last Thursday; they are receiving visits at least a half dozen times a year vs. 1-2 times a few years ago (without a dozen agencies). Be careful; personally I skip table showers because it seems to be the first place they go.

I used to be a monger from NoVA and moved to Miami a half year ago (dropped my old handle for new stomping grounds). I'm back in town for the weekend and thought I'd get a massage for my sore muscles. I used to frequent a couple in the mixing bowl area; a place a little south where the rain flowed and one just NW (can't for the life of me remember the name but it's in the basement of a little office building right near Beauregard and Duke St). Wondering if either or both might have been one of the number? Or if anyone knows which might be more enjoyable right now?

Other suggestions in the mixing bowl area or backchannel always appreciated.

[Dff 4580]

I will be in the NoVa area later this week and am in need of a recommendation for a massage provider. I have been debating on:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wa...tha-29/4525302

Any intel? A friendly PM would be appreciated

Saw her a couple years ago. Nothing like the photo, but attractive (dancer's body) Eastern European woman. I asked for 1 hour, she gave me a 35 minute rubdown with baby oil, then asked me to massage her, then she was rather eager to make it all end. 45 minutes and I was out the door.

The massage itself was too light and did nothing for me.

[Yoyo Spa]

I will be in the NoVa area later this week and am in need of a recommendation for a massage provider. I have been debating on:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wa...tha-29/4525302

Any intel? A friendly PM would be appreciated

I tried to connect with her a couple years back but the logistics didn't work out. She's been advertising on and off for a while. And based on reviews elsewhere she is legit. Probably in her 30's. That's not her pic. I'd ask if she'll send you a real one.

My ATF for serious massage with service is not in town right now or I'd recommend her.

[Sexingit]

I will be in the NoVa area later this week and am in need of a recommendation for a massage provider. I have been debating on:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wa...tha-29/4525302

Any intel? A friendly PM would be appreciated

Where in NOVA? There are lots of reliable Thai providers closer to Fairfax than DC.

[Roger1286]

I will be in the NoVa area later this week and am in need of a recommendation for a massage provider. I have been debating on:

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wa...tha-29/4525302

Any intel? A friendly PM would be appreciated.

[AKFourtySeven]

I saw an ad for Peach on CL last week? I haven't looked lately.

[Any Mouse]

Anybody know why Peach has quit advertizing on both CL and BP? They have been consistent in making both sites every day until this past Wed, then nothing? Just wondering if this is the final result of their earlier problem.

[Serpico99]

I checked out a spot in Loudoun, in the same complex where mongers use to go to be treated like a "king". Those who have been around will know the meaning of that. Anyway, lower level spot, advertising 60 / hr. The ad says there is a shower but I was not offered one. No biggie, I took one before visiting and it was nice to save the extra 20 for something else. Provider was fairly young, maybe in her 30s, I think Chinese, average looking, nothing to get all excited about. No one else was around to choose from. Started off with light massage and excellent long lasting std. Nova with some liberal roaming. Very good massage afterwards. I was allotted the 1 hr. I will make this my main place to go just because of the rate and for a quick AMP fix. Because it's getting cold outside, I think visiting this place at night is fine, the wannabe gangbanger illegals that sometimes hang around in the area don't come out when it gets below 60 degrees anyway. I gave her 50 for tip.

Vetted members can PM for details. I did not get the provider's name as that she was the only one in there.

Went back, got Judy as my therapist, straight light brown hair, average body, cute face. One thing that was different was that she put Dial soap on me. I thought she was doing a Nuru thing but when I looked over, I saw the bottle of Dial soap. She spread it over me up then took a wash cloth and a bucket and wiped me down (I was face down). That's weird. She allowed roaming but not as liberal as the previous provider I had. Went through the same motions as before so I left satisfied. Excellent massage.

[Pcpc1688]

Haven't posted in long time, but also haven't frequented the k-AMPs either, I gave up based on what Propilot writes to. I went Chinese. I decided to get a f-ing great massage that makes my toes curl. And, I go to the same girls each week (s). They are my friends, we talk and laugh the whole time (90 min) and they will get teasy, flirting the boys, subtle brushes, but I always know what I'm getting. I havn't wasted any $$ for a year. I also stay clean, brush my teeth and have good muscle tone.

Recently though (ok I did) stopped over to the old haunt that used to be the Best place. Nice k-woman, prolly 40'ish, rough edges, nice t-shower, made me ask her to wash the jewels, I told her I wanted a nice hard massage back in the room and she proceeded. She was trying hard, I could tell, but then right before the flip, the feathery touch started and I knew what was coming. But then she sort of stuffed a towel under the package area, started a nice motion, but then I swear she pressed her tongue against my bum. Bam, gone. Might be a cool k-trick, don't know since I couldn't see. Flipped and finished with nice foot massage. I don't even try to grope these older ladies, not my bag. So this trip worked out. .8+.4.

Don't rule out Chinese as only good masseuse. New place in Sterling left me leaving with a Spring in my step. Just a great massage, nice attitude, hard, then swedish with oil, did 90 min, cutish C-girl, straight lighter hair kinda of quiet. Kick ass massage, working all the muscle groups, the flip comes and she work abs and legs, then brushes the privs a little, a little more oil, and then starts in on the king. My lucky day, really. I was in shock. Anyway, .9+.4 for 90 minutes. Worth every penny.

Finally, If you just want the best hard massage in VA, no frills, HPM in Vienna is the ticket.

Stay safe.

Still so sad that a HJ still costs $.3 to $.6 in NOVA with no real extras. We keep paying, they keep doing HJs only.

PC out

[Volvos40]

Haven't posted in long time, but also haven't frequented the k-AMPs either, I gave up based on what Propilot writes to. I went Chinese. I decided to get a f-ing great massage that makes my toes curl. And, I go to the same girls each week (s). They are my friends, we talk and laugh the whole time (90 min) and they will get teasy, flirting the boys, subtle brushes, but I always know what I'm getting. I havn't wasted any $$ for a year. I also stay clean, brush my teeth and have good muscle tone.

Recently though (ok I did) stopped over to the old haunt that used to be the Best place. Nice k-woman, prolly 40'ish, rough edges, nice t-shower, made me ask her to wash the jewels, I told her I wanted a nice hard massage back in the room and she proceeded. She was trying hard, I could tell, but then right before the flip, the feathery touch started and I knew what was coming. But then she sort of stuffed a towel under the package area, started a nice motion, but then I swear she pressed her tongue against my bum. Bam, gone. Might be a cool k-trick, don't know since I couldn't see. Flipped and finished with nice foot massage. I don't even try to grope these older ladies, not my bag. So this trip worked out. .8+.4.

Don't rule out Chinese as only good masseuse. New place in Sterling left me leaving with a Spring in my step. Just a great massage, nice attitude, hard, then swedish with oil, did 90 min, cutish C-girl, straight lighter hair kinda of quiet. Kick ass massage, working all the muscle groups, the flip comes and she work abs and legs, then brushes the privs a little, a little more oil, and then starts in on the king. My lucky day, really. I was in shock. Anyway, .9+.4 for 90 minutes. Worth every penny.

Finally, If you just want the best hard massage in VA, no frills, HPM in Vienna is the ticket.

Stay safe.

Buddy you have spoken the truth. In my opinion, most of the AMP girls that work at these places act like they are doing you a big favor by doing their job. Most have a so-so attitude, the massage is lackluster and they barely want to touch you. Then they give you a very mechanical finish. After they finish they want a big tip and most will get upset if the tip is not big enough. As you stated the service provided is so not worth the money, so I have cut down my patronage to the Virginia AMPs by 90 percent.

Every once in a while, you will get a girl that is personable and is has not yet been tainted or jaded. These girls are few and far between. For me it is not cost effective to go to an AMP ten times and only once get a beautiful girl with a very nice attitude and quality service. I can save the money from the other nine times and take a weekend trip once a month or every other month to the Philadelphia AMPs. I will have a better service and attitude from the girls and return with money in my pocket.

Propilot-Always check your six.