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12-08-12 12:08 #3057Shill for CB/BB

Posts: 238Dude, I know the feeling oh so well. Welcome to my world. And Jade if you are reading this, answer Ziggy's goddamn texts! LOL
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12-08-12 11:55 #3056Senior Member

Posts: 119J-Lo has nothing on Joan
I went on a cruise recently and they were offering massages and all I could think about was why try a massage on a boat when I could wait til I got home and check something off my bucket list. I decided to wait and see if all the reviews were accurate. Homerun!
I have had some shoulder issues and decided to visit Joan to see if she could work out the kinks. All I can say is wow! Not only does she have magical hands, but damn she has an ass! I told her that J-lo has an ass yes, but it looks bigger because of her hips. Joan has the cutest tightest ass. The best part of my time with Joan was not even her wonderful skill set and phenomenal body, it was her personality. I have not laughed so much and felt so good in ages. Not to mention that she really wanted to make sure I was satisfied. All I keep asking myself is why the hell did I wait so long to see her.
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12-08-12 00:13 #3055Senior Member

Posts: 86Hey Zig: You are fucked up, man! You know that? You are fucked up, bro! Too funny, indeed. Sure we all have our favorites, but it seems as though you might consider institutionalization. Maybe two guys on here can have you "Baker Acted" before you go over the "edge". Does Jade like Marines? I hope so, because my forebearers saved her country from Nazism / Fascism. Maybe she will give me a USMC discount, no?
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12-07-12 19:33 #3054Senior Member

Posts: 203Addiction to Jade
Many of you have PMed me expressing concern regarding my addiction to Jade. I would like to thank all of you for your concern and to let you know that I am doing very, very well. Like I told you in my previous post, I have sought counseling and in fact, I am in (or was in) an addiction program. My counselor recommended a three step program which included the following:
1. Delete all emails, phone calls, and contacts numbers etc from my phone. Check.
2. Meet with a counselor on a regular basis. Check.
3. Join a pier group consisting of other with the same or similar addiction. Check.
I was off to a good start, committed to breaking my addiction to this vixen however, things did not work out as I had expected. I did deleted all of Jades emails and her number from my phone, only to later realize that all I had to do was pull an old phone bill to find her number. Step 1 failed.
I started meeting with a counselor on a regular basis, to discuss my affliction and addiction to Jade. But quickly realized that there was a problem when my counselor kept insisting that I give him Jades phone number. That's just messed up man! Step 1 and 2 failed.
I formed a peer group with others afflicted with the same addiction to Jade. Everything started off well and it was nice to know that I was not alone in my addiction to Jade and that there were others out there just like me. But in our meetings all everyone wanted to do was talk about their experiences with Jade, everyone got horned up and started fighting over who was going to call Jade first. It got ugly, so I left, found an old phone bill, called Jade and booked an appointment. Step 1, 2 and 3 failed. The peer group has disbanded and I am done with counseling, however on a positive note, I met with Jade yesterday and I have to tell you that she was better then ever. She showed up in her typical unassuming coed attire. Looking like the little college cutie that she is. We quickly caught up and started our "play time", she had her UCF game face on and as she always, she rocked my world. It is really all a blur to me right now, I think I may have even asked her to marry me a couple of times, not sure.
Hello, I am Ziggy and I am addicted to Jade. I have been clean for less than 1 day.
A note to all my friends that are getting tired of reading my reviews of Jade, only to be unable to book an appointment. Jade is done finals next week and I think she has three weeks off school. She is probably looking to bank before her next semester. Send her a polite PM, with your references, yes she will check them and she does prefer SR members! Look, she is a pain in the ass when it comes to communication, I have told her many times. You will have to exercise patience with this one. You may have to do it a couple of times before she answers, but if your lucky your number will come up and you too will be joining the list of hobbyist that have fallen under Jades spell. Best of luck and please, if you get to meet with Jade, be kind and generous. We don't want Jade to get too Jaded too soon. She is an angel playing in a devils game.
Jade, If you read this, answer my god damn text. I want to book you for next week before all these mongers do! Don't judge me guys. After all addiction is a psychological disease.
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12-07-12 17:15 #3053Senior Member

Posts: 86Taste Candy
Had the chance to meet Candy today for the first time. Have to say a very nice experience. I'm not very good with words on here and considering everything going on lately I'll keep it short. Everything good that has been said about Candy on here is true. I will definately be making a return trip to Candyland, hopefully soon.
Thanks again Candy,
TBuc1
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12-07-12 13:34 #3052Senior Member

Posts: 127Jenna Divyne
Hello my fellow mongers! So I had an amazing dream with Ms. Jenna Divyne last Saturday after another provider cancelled on me and let me tell you she was fantastic! I honestly don't know why it's taken me this long to see her as I've seen her ads for years.
I called her up short notice hoping to see her within the hour and she told me she could be ready in 30 so I cruised over there. Gave her a few ref's on the way, LOL, just tell them it's that cute young guy that needs a black mans condom haha! Their words not mine Jenna. Incall was a very nice and safe apartment, no signs of anything shady anywhere. Place was cleaned and smelled great. Jenna had just got out the shower and she looked and smelled amazing! Those breasts are a thing of beauty and alot of fun! We started talking like we were long time friends and I was immediately put at ease. I think we laid there on the bed and just talked for like 20 minutes.
Things got started with what is now one of my top 5 all time best BBBJ's ever! I told her how that's my favorite and boy did she deliver! She told me her secret is she 100% actually enjoys giving head. Of course I've heard that before, but she wasn't joking! She took everything I had and then some! It was sloppy, sexy, deep, sensual etc. If it was a service, I couldn't fucking tell! Just thinking about it makes me want to run back! Now, head is my number one fav thing, which is funny because it's very very difficult for me to finish with just head but I enjoy it. Jenna had me ready to pop in like 7 minutes! No BS. I had to stop her. I think that's happened to me like maybe a handful of times. She is truly skilled at what she does and her enthusiasm for it just makes it over the top amazing!
After I stopped her, I flipped her over because I just had to hit that from behind. And If I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure she was "double clicking her mouse" the whole time as well. Totally into it. Anyways that turned me on alot! Couple that with how wet she got while I was thrusting and it was all over, good game.
She cleaned me up and we talked for another 5 to 10 and I left. She is a very sweet, intelligent and sexy woman! Treat her with respect gents. Jenna, I want to sincerely thank you for a wonderful Saturday afternnon and I truly hope we get to see eachother again before you leave. Oh! Get in while you can my fellow hobbyists. She told me she is moving soon.
Stay safe out there!
-tHe NuTs
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12-07-12 06:27 #3051Senior Member

Posts: 2598Very Nice!
She looks like she would be loads of fun! Thank you for sharing.
Originally Posted by Jan Gorzo
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12-06-12 23:10 #3050Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 646Thank you sweetie,
Yes I do care, it means a lot to me to be so appreciated sweetie, Thank You, I had a really nice time with you baby.
Originally Posted by TRowePrice
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Jerseygirl
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12-06-12 23:03 #3049Senior Member

Posts: 1679Joy Toy
I had a very nice and comfortable encounter with Joy today, she is a thin spinner M. I. L. F. (40's) with a very friendly and accommodating personality and tongue piercing. Located in a safe secure, easy to find location. I liked her and will see her again. Enough said-VS
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12-06-12 21:20 #3048Banned Member

Posts: 857Jersey girl
Stopped off and saw jersey girl, all the reviews are spot on, def a keeper! Thanks jersey!
The atmosphere was very nice and relaxing. I like that a lot, shows you care about us and make a nice setting
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12-06-12 12:32 #3047Regular Member

Posts: 62ItalianNY
Jan, good post, bro!"The hammer and the power drill" WTF! That reminds me of the time I went to Lowes a few years ago in Waterford Lakes and purchased a "power tool" for some remodeling I was doing on my home. The chick at the checkout counter (she was a good looking, brunette, UCF student in her early 20's, American) , said,"Wow, that's a nice tool". Seriously, she said that, not realizing the implication of her statement. Anyway, we had a little small talk as I was checking out. I asked for her phone number and she obliged. We went out that night and guess what? I drilled her with my "biological" power tool later that night. True story. She was a cool, sexy chick and we ended up dating for about six months.
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12-06-12 10:11 #3046Regular Member

Posts: 17She is for real.
She is the real deal. Here is a review I submitted on another site. Unfortunately she has requested not to be included on that site, so the review does not appear there.
Originally Posted by TCpiano
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I set up my appointment with Shyla a few days in advance. Just before the visit, she contacted me to say that her monthly visitor had arrived. She gave me the choice to reschedule of keep the appointment. I chose to keep the appointment knowing I would not be indulging in full service. Never-the-less, I had a great time. I have to say I have mixed feeling about Shyla's looks. From the boobs up she is just about the perfect BBW. She has a pretty face, sexy long hair, and great tits. Below the boobs she is not really my cup of tea. When it comes to BBWs, I am partial to big bubble butts with round hips and thick shapely thighs. Shyla's lower body is not very shapely and she carries most of her weight in the belly. However, her performance and attitude are second to none and more than make up for any issues with appearance. I love a great kisser and Shyla is incredibly passionate. After an intense make out session with a fantastic boob feast, she finished me with a BBBJ and CIM that was as great as I have ever had. Shyla is not a clock watcher and really seems to love what she does. With such great performance and reasonable rates I am likely to repeat.
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12-06-12 09:56 #3045Senior Member

Posts: 595Nadia
I paid a visit to this lovely lady and Woooww that was fun. She is posting in the Classified Ads. She is the girl in the pics and follows the directions very well. If you are in a mood for a spinner, keep searching. She will rock your world. I highly recommend. I didn't know what to expect so I was not 100% prepared for my visit and she took advantage of me, LOL. Next time, I will be ready for the rematch, get all my vitamins and everything to keep up with her energy. She promised me that I will see more of her kinky sides on my next visit. Don't worry, Nadia, I will be there and have all my heavy tools (I. E. The hammer and the power drill) ready for you. She will be here until December 16 before heading back home for th holidays. Also, there was a typo in her phone number in her ad. Her actual number is: 216-767-3917.
Please, feel free to contact for more details.
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12-06-12 01:06 #3044Senior Member

Posts: 188Jade
Wow. Ok the pierced nipple gave her away! I once had a dream of this myth named Jade! Actually was the first time I ever paid for it, and like any good drug I've spent 2 years looking for the same fix. To no avail! I wondered where she went!
Originally Posted by Ziggy1524
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12-05-12 23:22 #3043Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 646Woo Hoo
Amen Brother
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