Massage Parlor Reports

[Oily123]

I would recommend seeing Jasmine Smith and pretending she's Chinese. You'll leave happy.

How can Jasmine be reached?

Thanks!

[PWhipped]

I went to Min Hua the other afternoon. The girl said her name was fun fun. The massage was good, the HE worked, but she would not allow any roaming, not fun. She said something about the boss being there. I am an old man and I need some mutual touch and feeling that soft female skin to make for a happy time. The rooms there are too open and sounds can be heard too easily. Maybe I need to take more out of the retirement check and go to someone like Jasmine or Pearlie. If anyone can recommend a Chinese masseuse who does not have a "fear of fondling " I would appreciate the help. Thanks

And she is working today. You will not go wrong with her. Ask and you shall recieve!

Wet Dreams, PW

[Niteluvr]

I went to Min Hua the other afternoon. The girl said her name was fun fun. The massage was good, the HE worked, but she would not allow any roaming, not fun. She said something about the boss being there. I am an old man and I need some mutual touch and feeling that soft female skin to make for a happy time. The rooms there are too open and sounds can be heard too easily. Maybe I need to take more out of the retirement check and go to someone like Jasmine or Pearlie. If anyone can recommend a Chinese masseuse who does not have a "fear of fondling " I would appreciate the help. Thanks

I would recommend seeing Jasmine Smith and pretending she's Chinese. You'll leave happy.

[Arthritis]

I went to Min Hua the other afternoon. The girl said her name was fun fun. The massage was good, the HE worked, but she would not allow any roaming, not fun. She said something about the boss being there. I am an old man and I need some mutual touch and feeling that soft female skin to make for a happy time. The rooms there are too open and sounds can be heard too easily. Maybe I need to take more out of the retirement check and go to someone like Jasmine or Pearlie. If anyone can recommend a Chinese masseuse who does not have a "fear of fondling " I would appreciate the help. Thanks

[Dudeatl]

Years ago I had the great fortune to have a date with the famous Michelle of the old Royal Massage. Old-timers here know who I am talking about. I saw her several times at the spa and we seemed to hit it off well. During the session she said she had a day off and nothing to do and asked if I would take her out. She wanted dinner and a movie, and then promised more would happen, and gave me her famous giggle. She enjoyed being treated like a real gf-being polite, talking to her like she mattered, etc."More" did happen. It was quite memorable. A week later she suddenly left for NYC without saying anything. She never asked for a dime. I guess I just caught her in a funny mood.

This was a one-off experience. Generally there are strict rules against dating customers. I agree that generally speaking, you'd be taking on a load of personal issues if you date an AMP girl. I've had better luck with the legit Chinese therapists, but that's a different question.

I have never tried to date one of the Chinese girls, but it seems like many of them are interested. I will modify that by putting them into three groups. The 20 something girls are young, and don't want the job they have. Some of them actually give really good massages, but they don't want to talk. The 40+ have given up and just try to upsell time so they can rub you with their fat upper pussy area and give you a terrible massage. The 30 somethings seem to still have hope and may be quiet unless you try to engage them and talk and hey start saying you need a Chinese girlfriend. I don't know when you would date one because they all work 12 hours a day six-seven days a week.

[Craven Moorhed]

I was wondering how much do you usually pay for FS? And do give you any deals? I think most I've paid was 420 for full service which is kinda of pricey although the girls are usually good looking. I also heard its 24/7 so have you guys ever gone around later than 4 or 5am?

Thanks

You ask questions about dating AMP girls and now want to know how to way overpay for service that a high priced escort would charge less for. And all this during ungodly hours to boot. Me beginning to think you must be joking around, no?

[Zipper34]

I was wondering how much do you usually pay for FS? And do give you any deals? I think most I've paid was 420 for full service which is kinda of pricey although the girls are usually good looking. I also heard its 24/7 so have you guys ever gone around later than 4 or 5am?

Thanks

Guys, I'm telling you this guy is asking me too many questions. Let's ignore him, for all of our sakes.

[Craven Moorhed]

You sound young but I forgive you for the simple reason that I would trade places on behalf of youth. First, most women have no sense of direction. That is DNA, with the exception of Danica Patrick; she at least knows how to turn left and has a high-octane pussy. Second, if you haven't been around rental pussy for any length of time (read: women too lazy to work a 9-5 job) , you need to learn that most live off the moment (read: your coin and / or fun times) and will milk you for what you're worth, then move on to the next fool. Third (and most important) , why would you, as an intelligent guy, even consider a relationship with someone who rents her hole for a living? Better to invest in a quality Christmas tree. Not giving you shit, just food for thought. YMMV.

LOL! I was actually making the same point as you- I guess not as clear.

[Niteluvr]

Ok ok. I just came back from Min Hua, and just realized that I didn't post my 2 previous sessions.

Stopped by Min Hua about 1 month ago, and met a girl named Sophie. Nothing much to look at, and kinda old looking. But felt like getting a rub down, so I stuck with her. I went with the 30mins, and didn't get too far. There was a bit of teasing, but nothing crazy. All in all, I left with the thought that maybe I would try her again, but with an hour session, and see if things would improve.

I came back 1 week later. I saw sophie again. Got an hour session this time to see if things would improve. Again, I got some very subtle teasing, but still nothing happened. She was a waste of time and money. I don't recommend.

(Fast forward 2 more weeks). I came in today, and was greeted by a few girls in the lobby. All looked bored or busy. Sophie was there again, and the front counter lady was pretty adamant on pushing me into a room with her. I was like "nah, I want a diff girl". She said "no, sophie is good". I said "nah, I think I'll go", and I start heading out the door. The lady said "ok ok. Take this girl". Enter Linda. She's not too bad looking. She has a cute, older face with a slimmer, petite body than the rest of the other girls. Did the hour thing, and she was working my back. Not an incredible rubdown, but not terrible either. 30mins go by, and she asks me to flip after she rubs my back with a hot towel. A little light finger touch rubbing and 5 mins later, she points to mah boy and I give the nod. Roaming over the clothes is allowed. She's pretty strict on going under though. Maybe after a little time, she'll let me. I'll have to see her a couple more times first. I really want to see how tight everything is underneath. Anyways, damage is. 3 +.5 for the hr. I really wanted to see the so called fun-fun, but maybe another time.

Glad to hear you were willing to walk. I really hate it when an AMP tries to push a guy to take a girl he doesn't want.

[Gene0916]

I was wondering how much do you usually pay for FS? And do give you any deals? I think most I've paid was 420 for full service which is kinda of pricey although the girls are usually good looking. I also heard its 24/7 so have you guys ever gone around later than 4 or 5am?

Thanks

[Focker 2]

Ok ok. I just came back from Min Hua, and just realized that I didn't post my 2 previous sessions.

Stopped by Min Hua about 1 month ago, and met a girl named Sophie. Nothing much to look at, and kinda old looking. But felt like getting a rub down, so I stuck with her. I went with the 30mins, and didn't get too far. There was a bit of teasing, but nothing crazy. All in all, I left with the thought that maybe I would try her again, but with an hour session, and see if things would improve.

I came back 1 week later. I saw sophie again. Got an hour session this time to see if things would improve. Again, I got some very subtle teasing, but still nothing happened. She was a waste of time and money. I don't recommend.

(Fast forward 2 more weeks). I came in today, and was greeted by a few girls in the lobby. All looked bored or busy. Sophie was there again, and the front counter lady was pretty adamant on pushing me into a room with her. I was like "nah, I want a diff girl". She said "no, sophie is good". I said "nah, I think I'll go", and I start heading out the door. The lady said "ok ok. Take this girl". Enter Linda. She's not too bad looking. She has a cute, older face with a slimmer, petite body than the rest of the other girls. Did the hour thing, and she was working my back. Not an incredible rubdown, but not terrible either. 30mins go by, and she asks me to flip after she rubs my back with a hot towel. A little light finger touch rubbing and 5 mins later, she points to mah boy and I give the nod. Roaming over the clothes is allowed. She's pretty strict on going under though. Maybe after a little time, she'll let me. I'll have to see her a couple more times first. I really want to see how tight everything is underneath. Anyways, damage is. 3 +.5 for the hr. I really wanted to see the so called fun-fun, but maybe another time.

[Focker 2]

You sound young but I forgive you for the simple reason that I would trade places on behalf of youth. First, most women have no sense of direction. That is DNA, with the exception of Danica Patrick; she at least knows how to turn left and has a high-octane pussy. Second, if you haven't been around rental pussy for any length of time (read: women too lazy to work a 9-5 job) , you need to learn that most live off the moment (read: your coin and / or fun times) and will milk you for what you're worth, then move on to the next fool. Third (and most important) , why would you, as an intelligent guy, even consider a relationship with someone who rents her hole for a living? Better to invest in a quality Christmas tree. Not giving you shit, just food for thought. YMMV.

Lolz. This is too funny.

[Kid Cisco]

Any advice for a virgin who is scared as shit when going on about this kind of stuff? Any advice on normal behaviors and conversation would be greatly appreciated.

Nirvana4,

You sound like you could be a Troll looking for some attention giving this is your 1st post and you claim to be a virgin and scared as shit looking to pay for some ass (I would tell anyone that NEVER got into this hobby NOT to get into this hobby) for one reason this hobby can keep you from having a normal life with a female be it a girlfriend or a wife etc. And it can cost you a lot of money I am sure some will say well you spend money on dinners and movies etc. And this way you know what you are going to get etc.

Since you claim to be a virgin it is better for you to start out your life getting to know girls and learn how to talk to them and to get to know how to be around and behave so-called normal girls that isn't looking to sell their pussy to you for money $$ the worst thing you can do is think that ALL female are hookers or Gold diggers looking for a buck and you can pay or give them stuff so you can rent their bodies for a hour or so. Believe it or not you can have fun and get pussy from chicks without spending a lot of time and money on them and believe it or not many hot looking chicks are horny like we are. BUT if you are 300+lbs and don't know how to talk to a female or never learn how to talk to them maybe paying for ass is the only way you ever going to get some pussy LOL LOL

I don't know how old you are BUT you shouldn't be afraid of females keep yourself in good shape and dress nice and keep yourself clean (shaved, haircut etc.) you should have chicks checking you out. Or if you are shy and never fuck before and looking to deal with a hooker you better off working with a VET monger with years under his belt to show you the ropes IF not you could end up shot or mugged or at the least riped-off for a lot of money $$$. BUT for some reason I think you are a Troll looking for attention if not this is my advice to you.

Good luck,

Kid Cisco

[Niteluvr]

Yes- this is exactly what I would figure. I remember one girl who warmed up to me and wanted me to meet her outside at the apartment where she lived. Never saw her outside- her directions were so bad it wouldn't have worked out anyway- haha. I figure the motivation for most would be for some 'freebie' fun times outside- but could imagine that it would actually be a far more expensive route than just visiting at the AMP. Hardly free.

You sound young but I forgive you for the simple reason that I would trade places on behalf of youth. First, most women have no sense of direction. That is DNA, with the exception of Danica Patrick; she at least knows how to turn left and has a high-octane pussy. Second, if you haven't been around rental pussy for any length of time (read: women too lazy to work a 9-5 job) , you need to learn that most live off the moment (read: your coin and / or fun times) and will milk you for what you're worth, then move on to the next fool. Third (and most important) , why would you, as an intelligent guy, even consider a relationship with someone who rents her hole for a living? Better to invest in a quality Christmas tree. Not giving you shit, just food for thought. YMMV.

[Nirvana4]

Any advice for a virgin who is scared as shit when going on about this kind of stuff? Any advice on normal behaviors and conversation would be greatly appreciated.